Vending Machine

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Joe.

I insert my cousin.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get your uncle.

(Did you really know that was my name? Or was that just a guess?)

I insert Mercury.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Pluto.

(I actually knew that was your real name by reading a post of yours last summer in a certain thread.)

(Not a stalker)

I insert some guy named Damien.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get...you?

(I thought you might've known beause that's the name I use when facing people on Wifi, but whatever.)

I insert Wifi.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a suck bag of suck.

I insert a leaf.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get razor leaves.

I insert something that blows rocks.

 

[Deleted member]

You get something that wants to eat things that blow rocks.

I insert MY real name.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get... Bill?

(Oh, and BTW, my name is actually Damien, Boezy.)

I insert Billy the Baron (or whatever his real name is).

 

[Deleted member]

You get Not Billy the Baron.

(My first name sounds NOTHING like Billy.)

I insert my real name again.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Kevin...Oh wait that's mine.

I insert that name anyway.

 

[Deleted member]

You get kevinppuff8.

I insert the vending machine...*Creates Barondox*

 

[Burrbomb]

you get a black hole.

i insert a jiggy.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get Jimmy T.

I insert the mouse.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You got the Cheese.

I insert Grammars.

 

[A1lion835]

you Gets tHis.

i inSerts bAd GraMMar.

 

[karthik_king]

You get an F-
Inserts $2

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get $20.

I insert a Computer Virus.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a virus that reads youtube comments to their posters before posting them.

I insert all youtube comments just dying because of said virus.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get a virus too, and you're still got a cold and a flu.

I insert a laxative.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I insert my sprained ankle. >_>

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get no sympathy from me.

(Just kidding, that sucks man )

I insert sympathy.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get empathy.

(Actually, I just came back from the hospital, it turns out that I do have two cracked bones there.)

I insert thankfulness to Boezy for giving me sympathy.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a bouquet.

I insert Dr. Pepper.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a gas station (I believe there was one commercial with it at a gas station. Or maybe a tole booth).

I insert the voice of that guy who advertises the AT&T laptop connect card where there's either the fountain of youth or Amelia Earhart's(however it's spelled) plane in the background and he says he found the internet.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get the Internet (it can't hide from AT&T's Wireless Card)

I insert the F12 key on my computer

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the F1 key from my keyboard.

I insert Lex Luthor.

 

[handsockpuppet]

you get a coconut for every pint of helicopter fuel. But what will you do for food *stares at dog*

you insert memory card in slot A. No, the other slot A!

 

[Jonkku]

You get the Vending Machine, telling you not to tell people they insert stuff..

I insert a ring maze.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Donut Arena from Mario Kart 64.

I insert Froot Loops.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Trix.

I insert java.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get script.

I insert my parrot.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get script.

I insert my parrot.


I insert a golden watering can.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get gold water.

I insert holy water.

 

[L__]

You get Jesus Juice.

I insert PowerThirst.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get 400 babies.

I insert KENYANS.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get CANYON.

I insert my cat.

 

[A1lion835]

You get cookies that taste like it.

I insert someone getting that vague reference.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get it back while the vending machine said "INVALID CODE, PLEASE INSERT IT IN AGAIN".

I insert my business.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You getting it back while the vending machine saying, "INSERT SOMETHING REAL".

I insert offense.

 

[A1lion835]

You get offense.

I insert the vending machine malfunctioning.