Vending Machine

[A1lion835]

You get sneaky tricks.
Yes, these are the sneaky tricks!
I insert someone getting that.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RUSSIA INSERT YOU

Edit: Awww....ninja'd again...

You get a severe beating for ninjaing me.

I insert my A1loin's crumpled body.

 

[Agi]

You receive your remaining victims..

I insert a wad of toilet paper, unused.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Cornholio.

I insert a life like this.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You suddenly go broke and everyone you ever loved loses interest in you.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

 

[Agi]

You receive bitter disappointments and bad thoughts. Then you wake up.

I insert a pillow.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a bed.

I insert "Have a free sample of my PINGAS!"

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get slapped.

I insert tight pants and long hair.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get underwear and a hair comb.

I insert Donkey Rool.

 

[Scinn]

you get an mule

I insert a applauding robotnik

 

[A1lion835]

You get a happy performer.
Yes, this is the trick! God you're slow.
I insert someone getting what my "tricks" are.

 

[M.K]

You get nothingness...

I insert a black hole.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a white hole.
I can't believe it took you this long to figure out I posted like this, and I had to help you.
I insert a "black hole."

Spoiler

Not the kind that Meta-Kirby put in.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get the LHC.

I insert LSD.

 

[A1lion835]

You get an STD.

I insert F1r#w0lf.

 

[XACE-K]

You get A1lion.

I insert A1 steak sauce.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get ketchup.

I insert childhood memories.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me trying to relive mine all the time.

I insert the summer of 2003.

 

[A1lion835]

You get being made fun of.

I insert wifi being good.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a sack of fail.

I insert A1lion as punishment for giving me something that doesn't even have anything to do with what I inserted.

 

[Burrbomb]

you get A1 steak sauce.

i insert my rebirth

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You gained 1 HP.

I insert a nuke.

 

[A1lion835]

You explode.
You get made fun of for remembering your childhood memories, as apposed to still having them.
I insert Sly Fox understanding my last post.

 

[Agi]

~ Jupiter ~

You are... a ninja.

Your god-like speed, dexterity, jumping power, and reflexes are all the result of an amazingly fast metabolism; sadly, so is your natural propensity for rapid decomposition.

Like all ninjas, you have an unquenchable thirst for gold, an unquelling desire for exploring rooms infested by increasingly lethal ninja-killing robots, and a devout belief in N.

N, "the way of the ninja," is a highly advanced system of spiritual, cognitive, and physical training. It emphasizes pacifism, humility, and the need to extend your own lifetime at the expense of others.

In accordance with the teachings of N, it is your profound hope that one day you will develop the skill, intelligence, and inexplicable ability to reincarnate necessary to achieve true mastery of your unique art.​

stats​

The way of N sacrifices bulk and power for adrenaline and agility. Its disciples are small in stature, slightly taller than a Hocotate spaceman. They are capable of running as swiftly as foxes, and can leap where falcons soar with their second, in-born air jump. The martial artistry of N does not have an emphasis on killing blows, most will simply cause the opponent to do a double-take.​

specials​

side special ~ Nimble

In a well-rehearsed motion, the disciple launches himself forward, feet-first, arms trailing behind himself. If used from rest, it is possible to cover half of Final Destination’s length before landing back on the ground. This maneuver deals no damage, and can be interrupted by any attack, but it offers powerful options for mobility with its unique hitbox. Should the disciple encounter any hostiles, he slinks his body around them, and places his feet on their back. In a split second, it is possible to choose any direction to launch off, defaulting to the opposite direction from which he came. This deals set, mid-low knockback to any fellow players or NPCs, but has no effect on the various robots. If used on a rocket,​

neutral special ~ illusioN

Borrowing a page from Lucario’s book, the disciple engages a nearly identical pose to Double Team. A series of waving gestures​

up special ~ NewtoNiaN

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down special ~ Neditate

In an instant, the disciple tenses up every muscle in his body and punches the ground, completely immobile afterwards. Like many attacks, he flashes white intermittently to indicate that he is in a charged state. This pose can be held for up to two seconds before the disciple disengages automatically,

While in this state of deep concentration, the disciple is capable of converting any physical damage he takes into extending his lifetime - each 2% adds an additional second. Certainly not a reliable alternative to the standard bubble shield, the disciple still takes full damage from attacks, but no knockback. In a pinch, however, it may give him the time he needs to attain a more reliable life source. Such a powerful technique of N requires a slight recharge time - five seconds, or else the pose will have all of the appearance but none of the potency.​

standards​

neutral a ~

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side tilt ~

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up tilt ~ haNdstaNd

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down tilt ~ summoN

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dash attack ~ slip N slide

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smashes​

up smash ~ risiNg kick

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forward smash ~ illusioN

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down smash ~ breakdaNce

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aerials​

down aerial ~ cliNg

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neutral aerial ~

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forward aerial ~ deflectioN

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up aerial ~ swiNg

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backward aerial ~

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grabgame​

grab ~ sNatch

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forward throw ~

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up throw ~

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down throw ~ acupuNcture

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backward throw ~ substitutioN

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final smash ~ Ndemic destructioN ​

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playstyle ~ ​

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playing against ~ ​

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personal thoughts​

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N

 

[Jonkku]

You get an army after you.

I insert the commander of said army.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me.

I insert a n00b whose username starts with an A.

 

[Agi]

You don't receive me. Mine starts with an "a". A1lion835 comes out, looking confused. He falls into a vat of lavender paint, and finally discovers his true identity.

I insert A1lion835's identity.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get Schizophrenia.

I insert the voices in my head.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You lose your voice.

I insert my Dungeons and Dragons character sheet.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but you receive the actual characters back.

I wish for (insert) forum game confusion.

 

[goldwyvern]

you receive a controlled envirment

i insert a shy guy

 

[A1lion835]

You get a guy who's shy.

I insert uncreativity.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get A1lion.

I insert me being mean.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You're in hell right now at Christmas Day.

I insert a bag of dog poops.

 

[brinboy789]

you get ***** slapped

insert a metaknight

 

[XACE-K]

You get banned.

I insert a glove.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a giant hand.

I insert a girl, in face-down position.

Spoiler

Anyone get that reference?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

The girl will appear and you have a new girlfriend.

I insert the Elephant.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get the walrus.

I insert an axe.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get the 'bended axe' where it could make you throw your 'bended axe' like a boomerang.

I insert a SPAM(a brand of meat).