Vending Machine

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get Hawaii, where SPAM is so popular.

I insert a Chinese short sword.

 

[Agi]

You receive a Japanese longsword.

I insert a Siamese twin. (yep, just one of 'em.)

 

[A1lion835]

You get the other.

I insert mystery meat.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get the Whopper from Burger King.

I insert my hamburgers.

 

[XACE-K]

You get banned.

I insert fangurlz.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get F@NB0Y$.

I insert a toothpick.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a karppick.

I insert a pooppick.

 

[XACE-K]

You get blocked.

I insert a top hat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a mustache.

I insert something that's from the show.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get this.

I insert my college ring.

 

[Agi]

You receive a decision that will haunt you the rest of your life.

I insert an Animal House.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You lose your pets, just kidding, you receive more pets in your house.

I insert my

Spoiler

*****

.

 

[Agi]

You receive the Smash Boards's filter.

I insert my inspiration.

 

[Moy]

You get the love o' your life.

I insert lunch.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get 4 hamburgers and 6 milkshakes.

I insert the movie "Supersize Me".

 

[Agi]

You receive nausea, heartburn, indegest-ion, upset sto-mach, diarrhea.


I insert pepto-bismol.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get Diet Coke.

I insert "A triple fat-fatty, that has a triple chin!"

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get WOCK AND WOLLLL MCDOOOONNAALLDSS!!

I insert 20 pounds of pure fat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get moobs.

I insert a music combo.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a M-M-Music Breaker.

I insert Msycho Pantis.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get a very tight Msycho Pants.

I insert my dog.

 

[XACE-K]

You get my PINGAS!

I insert an ******.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get an igloo.

I insert insanity.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get psychological torture.

I insert Kool-Aid.

 

[Agi]

A large pitcher bursts out of the machine and says "OOOHH YEAAAHH!"

I insert a single ice cube as an offering.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

You get an iceberg.

I insert dry ice.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get pure carbon.

I insert a vial of arsenic.

 

[A1lion835]

You get arsenic.

I insert all the PINGASes in the universe.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You Get 4chan.

I insert /b/.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You aspoloded the vending machine.

I insert a nickel into the now non-existent vending machine.

 

[SirSpamAlot]

you get a non-existent pepsi

I insert .com

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get www.dotcom.com.

I DON'T insert a Bag of Pork Chips.

EDIT: Woah, I didn't know that would actually turn into a link!

 

[A1lion835]

You get www.SlyFoxisaretard.com.

I insert said www.SlyFoxisaretard.com.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get http://campaignagainstbrokenlinks.org/

I insert the "automatically parse links in text" function.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get an automatically checked option.

I insert www.waronA1lion.com

 

[Agi]

You receive a ninja, with a color identity complex.

I insert www.thisisafakelinkdonotautomaticallymakeitawebsiteaarrgh.gov

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get http://www.agidiuswillbedisappointed.com

I insert me hoping this will become a new Forum Game meme.

...dot com.

 

[Agi]

www.youdontreceivewhatyouhopefor.com

I insert www.memegranted.com

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get www.memecorruptor.com

I insert www.skittlesandporkchips.com

 

[Deleted member]

You get www.petitionagainstbrokenlinks.com

I insert said www.petitionagainstbrokenlinks.com