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[NineS]

What is Error but just an error? What is Bagu but just a bug?

That's not out-there enough.
Something more along the lines of:

"What if Mario and Luigi are so strangely proportioned compared to Peach and the other princesses because of the fact their diet is composed of unnatural things like the power-ups? If they stopped eating things like the Mushrooms of the Mushroom Kingdom, would they being to shift into proportional average human beings over the course of time? Would they have a withdrawal? What if this isn't the case at all, and that Peach, Mario, and Luigi are all actually merely just sub-species of Toads and Peachette is evidence of this?"

 

[TMNTSSB4]

where do they get their vests from

why do they all wear the same vests

Cause Peach doesn’t wanna waste money on buying them special vests

 

[staindgrey]

Have you ever felt a boob?

Me neither.

It's like a bag of sand.

 

[Noipoi]

How does Yoshi's flutter keeps him in the air?

His magic toes keep him in the air.

He has limited magic, so it doesn't last long.

 

[Will]

Have you ever felt a boob?

Me neither.

I am not inclined to give my sexual history as I am underage.

Spoiler

dude i totally have

It's like a bag of sand.

its a bag of sand but the texture isnt sand its meat so its bouncier and doesnt sink in as hard

 

[Shroob]

Shoes.

Yes, I'm aware this is an old model, but it's official. And yes, the Cap is officially part of their head, but Nintendo never said it was bone. I consider it to be more of a large fleshy mound, or something of the likes.

Also, toad has teeth.

Oh I hate this.

 

[Noipoi]

It's like a bag of sand.

...really? That doesn't sound right.

 

[NineS]

Have you ever felt a boob?

Me neither.

Don't lie, we know you have.

or will.

Actually, this is too uncomfortable of a topic even for me, at least on smashboards.

 

[Idon]

...really? That doesn't sound right.

Well **** man, they aint gonna be water balloons.

hopefully.

 

[staindgrey]

...really? That doesn't sound right.

40 Year-Old Virgin quote.

It doesn't feel like a bag of sand.

 

[Wademan94]

C'mon this is my last hour and a half of my birthday. Pretend that my boi is more powerful than Jesus for just that long

Is it too late to wish you a Happy Birthday? I just realized I hadn’t done it yet today.

 

[Zinith]

His magic toes keep him in the air.

He has limited magic, so it doesn't last long.

Except that a lot of titles (like the original YI) keeps him in the air indefinitely...

I like to think that he's just a powerful and efficient athlete

 

[Iridium]

That's not out-there enough.
Something more along the lines of:

"What if Mario and Luigi are so strangely proportioned compared to Peach and the other princesses because of the fact their diet is composed of unnatural things like the power-ups? If they stopped eating things like the Mushrooms of the Mushroom Kingdom, would they being to shift into proportional average human beings over the course of time? Would they have a withdrawal? What if this isn't the case at all, and that Peach, Mario, and Luigi are all actually merely just sub-species of Toads and Peachette is evidence of this?"

I needed to get a lame thought out of my head.

 

[Opossum]

It's like a bag of sand.

I think the reference is gonna go over a lot of people's heads here.

 

[Zinith]

Is it too late to wish you a Happy Birthday? I just realized I hadn’t done it yet today.

Nope, not too late. A little over 40 minutes left

 

[staindgrey]

I think the reference is gonna go over a lot of people's heads here.

****ing goddammit I'M GETTING OLD.

 

[Will]

40 Year-Old Virgin quote.

It doesn't feel like a bag of sand.

thats because bags of meat dont have the weight of finely crushed ground

 

[Shroob]

12 more years and I can take up the mantle of "Wizard"

...........oh **** me 12 years until I'm 40

 

[Zinith]

I think the reference is gonna go over a lot of people's heads here.

Oh c'mon, it was a 2004 movie. I'm pretty sure it's not THAT obscure these days

 

[SnakeFighter64]

"Bird Lady" before the mask is shot off.

But nope, we just call her "Battlesuit Jill". That's what she's officially called in Mercenaries.

Some will separate "STARS Jill" (OG and tube top versions), "BSAA Jill" (Lost in Nightmares and Revelations versions) and "Tricell Jill", which is the battlesuit version.

Battlesuit Jill just sounds weird as the name of a fighting game character. But I need some way to differentiate her from RE1/MVC2 Jill

 

[NineS]

Except that a lot of titles (like the original YI) keeps him in the air indefinitely...

I like to think that he's just a powerful and efficient athlete

Maybe Yoshi does the opposite of what Wario does.

Wario breaks wind to stay afloat, so maybe Yoshi makes wind beneath his feet with his sheer power and athletic skills to stay afloat?

 

[Noipoi]

40 Year-Old Virgin quote.

It doesn't feel like a bag of sand.

Y'know i've seen that movie, I should've gotten that reference.

 

[NineS]

12 more years and I can take up the mantle of "Wizard"

...........oh **** me 12 years until I'm 40

I envy you. I wish I could become a wizard so soon.

Or perhaps I already have.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

It's like a bag of sand.

More like a balloon filled with gelatine, with a 5-pound weight suspended in the center.

 

[Noipoi]

12 more years and I can take up the mantle of "Wizard"

...........oh **** me 12 years until I'm 40

Hogwarts awaits, Shroob.

 

[Opossum]

Oh c'mon, it was a 2004 movie. I'm pretty sure it's not THAT obscure these days

I'd think so too, but then I remember there are people on these boards who weren't even alive in 2004 and I feel older than I should.

 

[Zinith]

Maybe Yoshi does the opposite of what Wario does.

Wario breaks wind to stay afloat, so maybe Yoshi makes wind beneath his feet with his sheer power and athletic skills to stay afloat?

My boi can eat 10 times more than Wario, yet it barely affects his physique. If Wario had any shame, he'd feel it hard by now

 

[staindgrey]

Oh c'mon, it was a 2004 movie. I'm pretty sure it's not THAT obscure these days

JFC it IS from 2004.

I watched it with my high school buddies in my parent's basement on their big screen tube TV that was "HD" for the first time (in that it had a 16:9 ratio even though everything you plugged into it was still 4:3). I remember thinking, "Oh no, what if that's ME when I'm 40???" through the whole movie in part because my crush chose to cuddle with another guy and my least favorite friend was sitting next to me being annoying the whole movie. Also in part because I own action figures.

 

[NineS]

My boi can eat 10 times more than Wario, yet it barely affects his physique. If Wario had any shame, he'd feel it hard by now

Wario is probably proud of his physique, and thinks all the skinny limp noodles like Link, Marth, etc. are weaklings who lack muscle and look funny.

But he can't touch Yoshi on that one.

 

[staindgrey]

Battlesuit Jill just sounds weird as the name of a fighting game character. But I need some way to differentiate her from RE1/MVC2 Jill

"STARS" Jill and "Tricell" Jill is your only other bet then. But you're overthinking it.

Capcom themselves called her Battle Suit Jill in their own game to differentiate her from regular Jill. The RE community regularly refers to her as Battlesuit or BS Jill.

 

[Noipoi]

I don't get to leave the house much, but whenever I go out and interact with people my age they tell me i'm as radical as you guys think I am.

I always kinda thought I was a loser, but everyone i've met thinks otherwise.

Have I already avoided Wizardhood?

 

[osby]

I don't get to leave the house much, but whenever I go out and interact with people my age they tell me i'm as radical as you guys think I am.

I always kinda thought I was a loser, but everyone i've met thinks otherwise.

Have I already avoided Wizardhood?

Just because you get along with a person doesn't mean they have the same expectations from your relationship with you.

So, no, but it's a good start.

 

[NineS]

I don't get to leave the house much, but whenever I go out and interact with people my age they tell me i'm as radical as you guys think I am.

I always kinda thought I was a loser, but everyone i've met thinks otherwise.

Have I already avoided Wizardhood?

Of course.
You just need to have faith in yourself as well to completely avoid it.

The chances of avoiding it for you, however, are very high.

 

[Noipoi]

Just because you get along with a person doesn't mean they have the same expectations from your relationship with you.

So, no, but it's a good start.

Of course.
You just need to have faith in yourself as well to completely avoid it.

The chances of avoiding it for you, however, are very high.

Wait, I thought a wizard was an old guy with no friends? Didn't know it went that far.

 

[Wademan94]

It's like a bag of sand.

“insert Steve Rogers here” I understood that reference.

 

[Will]

I'd think so too, but then I remember there are people on these boards who weren't even alive in 2004 and I feel older than I should.

@Thesaurus30 dang bro you just gonna let him call you out?

 

[osby]

Btw, does anyone still has that "feel good" images? I just did a twenty-minute-long Skype meeting with my parents and I can really use some.

Wait, I thought a wizard was an old guy with no friends? Didn't know it went that far.

Wizards have a lot of friends, it's just that all of them are cats.

 

[Zinith]

Btw, does anyone still has that "feel good" images? I just did a twenty-minute-long Skype meeting with my parents and I can really use some.



Wizards have a lot of friends, it's just that all of them are cats.

Hold on a sec...

And if you're getting tired of me using my boi (which is an alien concept to me), here's Isabelle from the same artist...

 

[Noipoi]

Btw, does anyone still has that "feel good" images? I just did a twenty-minute-long Skype meeting with my parents and I can really use some.

Spoiler: Feel good images

 

[staindgrey]

I don't get to leave the house much, but whenever I go out and interact with people my age they tell me i'm as radical as you guys think I am.

I always kinda thought I was a loser, but everyone i've met thinks otherwise.

Have I already avoided Wizardhood?

In my experience, the Hollywood stereotype of high school and college, where there are "popular" crowds and "unpopular" crowds that are fiercely at war with one another, is mostly bull****. There are your outliers like the extreme nerds with personality problems that keep them from being socially acceptable or the stuck-up ***holes who fit the jock/prep mold, but all in all, teens just want to be included and find friendships everywhere. I think in retrospect people are more afraid of what they think people think of them than what they actually truly think of them.

I always considered myself a "nerd" and an outlier because of that, but really, I knew every single person at my school and only really had beef with one of them, specifically because my girlfriend cheated on me with him. Past that, I was at least friendly acquaintances on a first name basis with literally everyone. My idea that I was an outcast was mostly self-imposed. I was fine. So was almost everyone else. We just rarely thought so at the time.