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[Just a penguin]

quit acting like you actually know
quit acting like you ain't gonna grow
quit acting like you know how to sew
quit acting like you live in bordeaux

quit going so slow although you forgo knowing the outgrow and outflow of snow, the combo you bestow is a no-show, lest you veto van Gogh.

 

[Deleted member]

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guys pls don't try an uproot society

whippity wine
that reaction image is now mine

 

[Deleted member]

quit going so slow although you forgo knowing the outgrow and outflow of snow, the combo you bestow is a no-show, lest you veto van Gogh.

capital of new mexico
japanese archipelago
marcus tullius cicero
babylonian weeping willow

 

[Noipoi]

Death is a literal skeleton. She can't be a BTGGF by virtue of lacking the first two letters.

Then what are these?

 

[Deleted member]

Death is a literal skeleton. She can't be a BTGGF by virtue of lacking the first two letters.

i mean

See, these are the perks of being an abstract cosmic primordial entity that can manifest itself into any form.

 

[Deleted member]

Actual time management skills. That's basically a superpower, right?

For a more serious answer, I'd probably want some sort of shape-shifting ability, so probably something that lets me alter any of my physical traits or abilities at will, but as a consequence, when it wears off I'd have to spend a certain length of time with the opposite effect. So like, I could make myself taller or able to run faster, but once that wears off I'd be forced to shrink or move more slowly afterwards.

I like how you turned shapeshifting into an overdrive mechanic. Pretty cool.

*Clicks Yeah button*

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You mean what China is doing?

Obviously not. That would be wrong

Spoiler

Yes, but on a global scale combined with the manipulation of base reality

 

[Deleted member]

Then what are these?

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holographic projections

 

[Pyra]

If anyone’s doing an uprising and reforming society it’s me

Rule number 1:
Y’all can do what you want as long as you don’t harm another person. Controversial mind control ideas count.

Rule number 2:
The only taxes are a small $5 a month fee that goes directly to my food fund

Rule number 3:
Weeb **** is normalized

Rule number 4:
I’m allowed to make up rules on the fly like a game of Simon says

Rule number 5:
Pizza topping freedom from persecution

 

[SnakeFighter64]

If anyone’s doing an uprising and reforming society it’s me

Rule number 1:
Y’all can do what you want as long as you don’t harm another person. Controversial mind control ideas count.

Rule number 2:
The only taxes are a small $5 a month fee that goes directly to my food fund

Rule number 3:
Weeb **** is normalized

Rule number 4:
I’m allowed to make up rules on the fly like a game of Simon says

Rule number 5:
Pizza topping freedom from persecution

My society would be way more organized and less dystopian than THAT.

 

[Opossum]

Anywho, for super powers I'd just want to be able to grow and control plants with my mind.

Stave off world hunger
Stop the rate of deforestation
Make almonds sustainable to cultivate
Strangle home invaders with their own cotton-based shirts
Put giant farm megacorps out of business
Make terrorists choke to death if they ate some salad because now that lettuce quadrupled in size
Win first prize at the county fair
Impress people with a dancing cactus
Get killed by a drug cartel inevitably
Keep the lawn at a length that doesn't need mowing


What could go wrong?

 

[Deleted member]

Obviously not. That would be wrong

Spoiler

Yes, but on a global scale combined with the manipulation of base reality

this isn't freedom
this is fear

 

[Deleted member]

Being kind of honest for a second, there are times when I find myself like this:

At first this may feel weird since I actually don’t see myself as someone like Stark... But the way I try to help or make Goth feel better at times makes me relate from time to time with the way Tony teaches and guides Parker in the MCU.

 

[Pyra]

My society would be way more organized and less dystopian than THAT.

I’m sure you’re well aware of how much of an absolute lie that is

I would 100% rather be in my ****post dystopia than anything you have ever said about your preferred society

 

[Deleted member]

Being kind of honest for a second, there are times when I find myself like this:

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At first this may feel weird since I actually don’t see myself as someone like Stark... But the way I try to help or make Goth feel better at times makes me relate from time to time with the way Tony teaches an guides Parker in the MCU.

this is sweet and i feel the same

 

[Deleted member]

Obviously not. That would be wrong

Spoiler

Yes, but on a global scale combined with the manipulation of base reality

Slow down there Darkseid

 

[Noipoi]

Or like, the ability to create things from nothing. And I could send it anywhere.

I could make tons of food and send it to starving people, I could make more resources so we don't run out, make a ton of cash and put it in my bank account.

 

[Just a penguin]

marcus tullius cicero

Speaking of Roman rhymes:

 

[Deleted member]

My dream society is one where I don’t feel alone outside of the internet most of the time.

 

[Pyra]

Or like, the ability to create things from nothing. And I could send it anywhere.

I could make tons of food and send it to starving people, I could make more resources so we don't run out, make a ton of cash and put it in my bank account.

**** the law of conservation of mass ayyye

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I’m sure you’re well aware of how much of an absolute lie that is

I would 100% rather be in my ****post dystopia than anything you have ever said about your preferred society

So you’d rather live in a completely collapsed **** hole with a tyrannical rules than a clean, organized, happy one with a little less freedom.

That sounds like a you problem.

 

[Wademan94]

Imagine if I had telekinesis strong enough to reach anywhere in the world. Like you could be there in the UK or Australia writing your next response when all of a sudden some papers or a few books randomly fall of your shelf because some shmuck over in the states waved his hand slightly...

 

[Deleted member]

my dream society is where people actually let me ****ing dream

 

[Deleted member]

just give me the whole*** infinity gauntlet

i'll figure out what to do with it later

probably like

deck a fool

 

[Deleted member]

So you’d rather live in a completely collapsed **** hole with a tyrannical rules than a clean, organized, happy one with a little less freedom.

That sounds like a you problem.

I genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not which is a bit concerning

 

[Noipoi]

**** the law of conservation of mass ayyye

If I could bend the laws of reality I could say **** the law of conservation of mass lol

 

[Opossum]

So you’d rather live in a completely collapsed **** hole with a tyrannical rules than a clean, organized, happy one with a little less freedom.

That sounds like a you problem.

I'd rather be genuinely sad than have the illusion of happiness.

 

[Pyra]

So you’d rather live in a completely collapsed **** hole with a tyrannical rules than a clean, organized, happy one with a little less freedom.

That sounds like a you problem.

Tyrannical rules
I’m not sure you’re aware

But “people can do what they want as long as they don’t harm anyone else” is pretty ... non restrictive don’t you think

“Little less freedom” as if you’re not literally taking away all free will

“Clean and organized” as if people are run by your will to do everything the way you set instead of being unpredictable and having free will like is what’s supposed to happen

You can convince literally 0 people here to be into that and you’re hardly in a position to try to stand over me for it.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Imagine if I had telekinesis strong enough to reach anywhere in the world. Like you could be there in the UK or Australia writing your next response when all of a sudden some papers or a few books randomly fall of your shelf because some shmuck over in the states waved his hand slightly...

son of a ***** it was YOU who knocked my mug off the table

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not which is a bit concerning

Kind of kind of not. In isolation it’s serious, but it kind of becomes a bit of a joke in the context of everything else I’ve posted.

 

[Deleted member]

So you’d rather live in a completely collapsed **** hole with a tyrannical rules than a clean, organized, happy one with a little less freedom.

That sounds like a you problem.

i think we have different definitions of "a little less"

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Y'all freak me out sometimes, I swear

 

[Deleted member]

Yes, but on a global scale combined with the manipulation of base reality

As someone with grandparents from South Korea that grew up around the Korean War, I feel confident saying this kind of authoritarian Stalin society is bad for quality of life.

So you’d rather live in a completely collapsed **** hole with a tyrannical rules than a clean, organized, happy one with a little less freedom.

Can you, like, give me a real world example of what you're pitching here?

 

[Noipoi]

It's not like anyone of us is gonna be president.

...

r-right?

 

[Pyra]

If I could bend the laws of reality I could say **** the law of conservation of mass lol

Bending the laws of reality is different from being able to just create things tho

What I’m trying to say is that superpowers are much more fun to think about in terms of their consequences than just the rule of cool/charity imo

 

[Gentlepanda]

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It's not like anyone of us is gonna be president.

...

r-right?

in thirty years when prime minister panda hits the scene, i'm gonna make them block smashboards so i can finally focus on doing actual work

 

[Wademan94]

son of a ***** it was YOU who knocked my mug off the table

Who me? Never!

Y'all freak me out sometimes, I swear

What’re you talking about? We’re good folks here!

 

[Deleted member]

listen i am this close to just posting every single goddamn speech captain america has ever made

 

[Noipoi]

Bending the laws of reality is different from being able to just create things tho

What I’m trying to say is that superpowers are much more fun to think about in terms of their consequences than just the rule of cool/charity imo

Okayyyy

what if I could transform matter into other matter? Change a bunch of mosquitos into food, make the ****ers actually useful.

 

[Deleted member]

It's not like anyone of us is gonna be president.

...

r-right?

y'all really ain't ready for the Thanus Era of America