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[Deleted member]

Real talk there has got to be a better name for this vehicle.

I don’t see the problem.
Anyways gotta take a plane from Sinking Airlines, catch you later.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Real talk.

There has got to be a better name for this vehicle.

The Boulder Chase? The Bear ride? The Crash Caravan? The Bandicoot Bunch?

 

[Deleted member]

Man, Thor looks really bad.

There is no way he could look worse than this.

Ever.

Spoiler: Endgame Spoilers

What do you mean, man? Fat Thor is hot.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Man, Thor looks really bad.

There is no way he could look worse than this.

Ever.

Oh boy NoiPoi. You just tempted fate.

 

[TheMightyP]

Real talk.

There has got to be a better name for this vehicle.

Crash Cart
Crash Van
Crash Cruise
Crash Hot Air Balloon


I like the last one.

 

[Noipoi]

The Boulder Chase? The Bear ride? The Crash Caravan? The Bandicoot Bunch?

Karavan is our word

Oh boy NoiPoi. You just tempted fate.

...

Why did you capitalize the P?

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Man, Thor looks really bad.

There is no way he could look worse than this.

Ever.

Spoiler

Ditto here what they did to Thor was unforgivable...

Edit: Spoiled

 

[BlueMonk]

kasumi's just a schoolgirl with a red ponytail

I mean you're into whatever you're into but there's a million anime girls out there and this is the one you stan?

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Why did you capitalize the P?

It's just a bit p. No particular reason.

Wait.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Karavan is our word


...

Why did you capitalize the P?

To emphasize the rhyme.

 

[redfeatherraven]

kasumi's just a schoolgirl with a red ponytail

I mean you're into whatever you're into but there's a million anime girls out there and this is the one you stan?

I like redheads.

 

[Idon]

Ditto here what they did to Thor was unforgivable...

Ladies and gentleman...

We got em.

 

[Deleted member]

Karavan is our word

Reminder that I patented this name and expect legal compensation every time you post it alongside an entire paragraph of praise for me.

 

[KarneraMythos]

So despite my earlier anxieties in relation to Dante potentially getting into Smash rather than another Capcom pick because of the port news, and after some conversations with some peers, I don’t actually think Dante is in now.

Notably, think about the other ports that have shown up on Switch, as well as the 3rd parties we have. Specifically, the release of the Crash collection port...everybody thought Crash was in for like, a month, and then most people kinda dropped it. Now we have a DmC port.

On the flip side, we’ve gotten Snake, Cloud, Joker, The Belmonts...no ports, or at least no ports until later, at least a few years in terms of Cloud.

The only character to basically get a port was Bayonetta which makes sense considering her newer game was a venture by Nintendo to...make money.

Still aboard the Resident Evil train. Speaking of that, @staindgrey , I was thinking...what do you think the odds of Jill or Leon taking the firearms a step further and using a shotgun? Or do you think they would just go elemental ‘made launcher?

All other users are welcome to take part in the conversation. Just figured Grey would be especially interested.

Ehh, Dante's chances now are pretty much null in general, at least if we assume Nintendo wants a second Fighter's Pass. Highly unlikely, but if it happens, then I can see Dante having a shot. Capcom's got a lot of great choices anyway.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Why did you capitalize the P?

I'm assuming she realized your name is short for Noivern and Poipole

 

[TheMightyP]

kasumi's just a schoolgirl with a red ponytail

I mean you're into whatever you're into but there's a million anime girls out there and this is the one you stan?

This thread stans generic Anime Waifu designs in case of it weren't obvious enough

 

[Mythra]

Why did you capitalize the P?

The P tends to get big after so many Kasumi cosplays

 

[Deleted member]

Hmm, will you all still like Kasumi if her personality becomes unlikeable by many?

 

[Michael the Spikester]

So given the rumors of an DLC this month when do you guys think if true they'll reveal him/her?

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I'm assuming she realized your name is short for Noivern and Poipole

Oh wow I never knew that.

 

[Noipoi]

Ditto here what they did to Thor was unforgivable...

Spoiler

SPOIL THAT **** BRO

 

[Shroob]

So given the rumors of an DLC this month when do you guys think if true they'll reveal him/her?

What rumors?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

So given the rumors of an DLC this month when do you guys think if true they'll reveal him/her?

Next week. Maybe week after.

Especially sense the MK Kommunity is expecting a DLC reveal. These things tend to line up.

 

[Noipoi]

Hmm, will you all still like Kasumi if her personality becomes unlikeable by many?

Is her hair still red?

Are her thighs still thick?

That’s all I need.

Oh wow I never knew that.

there’s a new one everyday

 

[praline]

*warps into thread* Welp... time to spoil Endgame!

*gets destroyed immediately*

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

-snip because spoiler-

This is real ****.

Spoiler: Endgame Spoilers

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Spoiler

SPOIL THAT **** BRO

My bad I didn't think it was spoilery enough to spoil. Doing now.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

So given the rumors of an DLC this month when do you guys think if true they'll reveal him/her?

Still E3. Imo, E3 is too close to randomly annnounce a characther beforehand for no real reason.

They added videos to the channel about a month in advance before, so I won't be surprised if they're just getting a headstart as usual

 

[Deleted member]

Thread:
-Accuses me of being too horny for Joker
-Dedicates three pages of being horny for Kasumi

 

[TheMightyP]

Spoiler

SPOIL THAT **** BRO

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the happy meal toy design. Unless he isn't

 

[Pyra]

bruh it's a waifu not a real*** human

You mean to tell me
My waifu
Isn’t real

(Haha cause she is losers hahaha see you at the wedding *default dance*)

 

[Noipoi]

Thread:
-Accuses me of being too horny for Joker
-Dedicates two pages of being horny for Kasumi
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Do you still not get it?

The difference is we’re joking

You are clearly dead serious when you say you want to Joker to lick your bootyhole

 

[Idon]

Thread:
-Accuses me of being too horny for Joker
-Dedicates two pages of being horny for Kasumi
View attachment 216947

To be honest, yeah, this is getting just as bad if not more degenerate than your random Joker lust.

Well, this at least it's predictable and self-aware, and follows the flow of conversation so that's a major plus.

 

[KarneraMythos]

Plebeians: "Kasumi best girl!"

Me, an intellectual:

(The joke is that they're not from the same game)

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Do you still not get it?

The difference is we’re joking

You are clearly dead serious when you say you want to Joker to lick your bootyhole

Eh. Could be worse

Looks at GothFluttershy.

 

[Shroob]

Plebeians: "Kasumi best girl!"

Me, an intellectual:
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(The joke is that they're not from the same game)

Relevant:

 

[Pyra]

Thread:
-Accuses me of being too horny for Joker
-Dedicates three pages of being horny for Kasumi
View attachment 216947

Ah **** it I’ll give you this one why not

I could probably diagram the disparity between the situations

But nah I’ll throw you a bone this time bud

 

[Roberk]

Is her hair still red?

Are her thighs still thick?

That’s all I need.

there’s a new one everyday

>this

>thick

 

[Noipoi]

Alright, let’s change the subject.

Did you complete the homework I gave you?

 

[Mythra]

Joker to lick your bootyhole

Im in deep physical pain now