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[Deleted member]

You know what gets me horny?

Smash Bros.

Sex is cool, but have you ever had one of your top five most wanted revealed in the Smash Ultimate hype cycle?

 

[TheMightyP]

Why do you want to make an enemy out the very being who’s sworn to be everyone’s friend?

"I stand by my ideals." - All Might (probably)

 

[Mythra]

You know what gets me horny?

Smash Bros.

Pack it up guys
It can't get more pervert than that.

 

[Shroob]

What’s wrong with that? She’s amazing.

Oh

Oh my

Yes mommy, I’m a good girl.

Please keep your fetishes to yourself....

This applies to everyone here.

 

[Noipoi]

What’s wrong with that? She’s amazing.

Oh

Oh my

Yes mommy, I’m a good girl.

yeah, we need to stop

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

You know what gets me horny?

Smash Bros.

20XXX

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

A degenerate to surpass Metal Gear.

Listen, you’ve never felt pure ecstasy until you’ve dunked a nameless schmuck with Mario’s side air, or with Snake’s toe drag side air dunk.

That? That’s the good ****.

Or better yet, I think honestly the happiest I have ever been in the longest time was not after getting laid, but that ****ing reveal last summer with Ike, Cloud, and then Snake all in a row.

I will never forget that moment because of the emotions that hit me with that. I thought it would never happen, yet here we are.

 

[Idon]

Sex is cool, but have you ever had one of your top five most wanted revealed in the Smash Ultimate hype cycle?

No, not yet.

 

[Deleted member]

No but seriously, like, chill man. This is getting a bit too horny for my liking. It’s a smash forum in the end lads, tone it down.
Also goodnight.

 

[Noipoi]

"I stand by my ideals." - All Might (probably)

I'm warning you

You don't wanna do this

 

[TheMightyP]

Ya'll wildin, I'm out

 

[Ura]

I mean, that’s a pretty big “If” when it comes to Steve and Banjo.

There’s no evidence besides rumors that suggest either are in the game, so I wouldn’t bank on it just yet.

I have zero doubts that at least one of them are in this game. I can't even imagine a scenario without one of them at this point even if it is just rumors.

 

[Deleted member]

have you ever had one of your top five most wanted revealed in the Smash Ultimate hype cycle?

-Smiles in Incineroar-

 

[Shroob]

So uh, where are the staff.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Since no one will respond to their opinion and recommendation may as well move on.

BTW watch during at E3 we actually get Erdrick/Crash or Steve/Crash.

 

[TheMightyP]

Sex is cool, but have you ever had one of your top five most wanted revealed in the Smash Ultimate hype cycle?

Got my most wanted right off the bat, because **** speculation

 

[Noipoi]

So uh, where are the staff.

gotcha covered

 

[Opossum]

Pick ten sandwiches

Let’s see where this goes

Peanut butter and jelly
Turkey and provolone
Peanut butter and banana
Turkey, lettuce, tomato
BLT
Tuna
Pastrami and swiss on rye
Grilled cheese
Tuna melt
My usual at Subway (Italian meats, lettuce, tomato, provolone, spinach, not toasted)

I basically picked the last ten sandwiches I remembered eating. Burgers are not sandwiches because I classify buns and bread separately.

 

[Idon]

Kasumi hours ends in 3... 2...

1.

 

[Deleted member]

No, not yet.

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#Can't_Relate

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

Listen, you’ve never felt pure ecstasy until you’ve dunked a nameless schmuck with Mario’s side air, or with Snake’s toe drag side air dunk.

That? That’s the good ****.

A good 50% of the reason for playing Mario for me is that f-air, the other 50% is flipping the enemy with the cape when they’re recovering.

 

[Noipoi]

Sex is cool, but have you ever had one of your top five most wanted revealed in the Smash Ultimate hype cycle?

That was a good day

 

[Pyra]

So uh, where are the staff.

Wym this stuff is perfectly family friendly

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

I have zero doubts that at least one of them are in this game. I can't even imagine a scenario without one of them at this point even if it is just rumors.

I would...scale back those expectations, my dude.

The fact that we’ve never gotten a western 3rd party character in the first place, while not meaning it can’t happen ever, seems somewhat telling. In addition, Steve being leaked to Verg was a farce in the first place.

Banjo is probably a more likely western pick, but again, I don’t foresee western picks happening.

All i’m saying is to scale back expectations. At least a tad.

 

[Idon]

#Can't_Relate

Y-yeah? W-well enjoy being l-low tier!

 

[Wademan94]

Guys. For real. Your waifus should at least be of age.

Spoiler

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Well at least I’m safe...

Spoiler

 

[TheMightyP]

So uh, where are the staff.

Just make a meme with an uncensored curse word, that'll sound off the staff alarm.

 

[Mythra]

Kasumi hours ends in 3... 2...

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1.

Time for some Real Edrick Hours now

 

[Noipoi]

Oof yup there it is

The anxiety

 

[Deleted member]

No but seriously, like, chill man. This is getting a bit too horny for my liking. It’s a smash forum in the end lads, tone it down.
Also goodnight.

*Post without a quote telling someone to chill down*
Me: "Oh which one of those ****ers was it this time?"
*No "show ignore content" at the bottom of the page*
Me:

 

[Pyra]

Just make a meme with an uncensored curse word, that'll sound off the staff alarm.

So the setting for the phase two culmination movie of the SmashBoards Cinematic Universe is a war against the modmins

 

[Deleted member]

Pick ten sandwiches

Let’s see where this goes

Here are ones I like:
Grilled Cheese
Mayonnaise, Ham and Cheese
Mayonnaise, Turkey and Cheese
Fried Fish Sandwich
Fried Salmon Sandwich
Sausage Sandwich
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich
Omelette Sandwich
Sandwich with Tomatoes, Lettice, Turkey, Cheese and Mayonnaise
Croissant Sandwich

 

[Shroob]

*Post without a quote telling someone to chill down*
Me: "Oh which one of those ****ers was it this time?"
*No "show ignore content" at the bottom of the page*
Me:
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Welcome to "No staff online to watch us imbeciles" hour.

 

[Idon]

Just make a meme with an uncensored curse word, that'll sound off the staff alarm.

Frick the mods they aint shoot.

 

[KMDP]

Pyra Mythra Noipoi

I drew something special.

Some people, like Pakky , will appreciate this more than others.

Spoiler

THE LEWDS OF MAN SHALL NEVER DIE!​

And the appropriate music.

Spoiler

You can also consider this a soft face reveal, since that's actually a representation of IRL me.

 

[Pyra]

Time for some Real Edrick Hours now

As opposed to fake Erdrick, which is this reality

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

If there’s a Smashboards cinematic universe, mainly because I don’t understand entirely what that would entail, I would need to either have my own set of movies or at the very least be the Stan Lee cameo equivalent.

 

[Deleted member]

Y-yeah? W-well enjoy being l-low tier!

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Who cares about tier lists when you're THE KING?

 

[Pyra]

Pyra Mythra Noipoi

I drew something special.

Some people, like Pakky , will appreciate this more than others.

Spoiler

View attachment 216961
THE LEWDS OF MAN SHALL NEVER DIE!​

And the appropriate music.

Spoiler

You can also consider this a soft face reveal, since that's actually a representation of IRL me.

Woah there
I’ve never been drawn by anyone else before
What is this emotion I’m feeling


Happiness?????

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Time to spill out all of my hidden insecurities. /s

Time to steal your heart

Man I cried a lot during the movie lol

Especially

Spoiler: Endgame

Steve getting a happy ending and growing old with Agent Carver. I cried so hard from that.

You’re a real man for crying

You know what gets me horny?

Smash Bros.

Let’s all be horny