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[Zinith]

Oh boy we're doing this now are we

Saying a movie is "objectively badly written" does not cancel out anyone's feelings of a movie, but it's still an element that can't be ignored. The word shouldn't be taboo in media criticism...

 

[Wademan94]

on the subject of intro cutscenes from a while back
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Kick his dusty old ass Luigi!

 

[TheCJBrine]

2020 Minecraft movie

I feel this may be the case...

"live-action!"

"blocky Overworld"

They should've just went with animation; they have some good animations. From what they said, it may just look strange; real people with blocks? The people are supposed to be blocks themselves...

Now...movies that are so bad they're good

Sonic the Hedgehog 2019

(yes I'm aware the director confirmed they'll change the design, just having a little fun. Who knows what they'll actually do, though)

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Spoiler: Big Image

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What? Who? I'm confused. Avatar didn't make 3 million dollars and I never even heard of that other movie.

Hold on... are you saying you've never heard of Gone with the Wind?

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: Big Image

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What? Who? I'm confused. Avatar didn't make 3 million dollars and I never even heard of that other movie.

Literally just read what's written over those two films

Now that's about the spiciest take I've ever darn seen.

It's spicy 'cause it's the truth

 

[Schnee117]

Also if you complain about Leia's space flight bit, don't watch Rebels, they did that first.

 

[Deleted member]

Now...movies that are so bad they're good

Kung Pow Enter the Fist

 

[Michael the Spikester]

2020 Minecraft movie

But live-action and starring Dwayne Johnson The Rock as Steve.

 

[BlueMonk]

I thought the Last Jedi was pretty good, not the most amazing thing in the world but I enjoyed it

I think I've actually liked Solo the most out of all the new sw films so far though, which is a little strange

 

[Deleted member]

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Jesus ****ing Christ this guy

a fine addition to my collection

i'm not being creepy you're being creepy

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

But live-action and starring Dwayne Johnson The Rock as Steve.

Is it bad that I'd actually watch this?

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Well if you want to watch a movie where Luke becomes a degraded hermit who forgot all lessons he learned, Leia flying through space like Mary ******* Poppins, a useless character name Rose that gets most of the resistance killed because she selfishly saves some she loves who was willing to give up his life for many others, the killing off of a villain that was seemingly being built up to only to be killed early and Kyo Ren being the whiny emo ***** he is. Guess that's the movie for you then...

Spoiler: Reminds me of this.

 

[Noipoi]

I have never seen a man get so pissed at movies like good ol Mikey

 

[Deleted member]

Kung Pow Enter the Fist

Kung Pow is kind of intentionally horrible though so I don't know if it counts.

 

[BlueMonk]

I will say the I believe The Last Jedi portrayed Luke faithfully. He was always flawed, and never completed true Jedi training. I don't understand why so many expected him to be the perfect Jedi all of a sudden.

probably because he ended up being super powerful in legends which was no longer canon, but people clinged to nonetheless

 

[Wademan94]

But live-action and starring Dwayne Johnson The Rock as Steve.

And his movement is exactly like it is in the game.

 

[Deleted member]

Well if you want to watch a movie where Luke becomes a degraded hermit who forgot all lessons he learned, Leia flying through space like Mary ******* Poppins, a useless character name Rose that gets most of the resistance killed because she selfishly saves some she loves who was willing to give up his life for many others, the killing off of a villain that was seemingly being built up to only to be killed early and Kyo Ren being the whiny emo ***** he is. Guess that's the movie for you then...

I wanted to watch a good Star Wars movie and that's exactly what I got

Leia flying through space like Mary ******* Poppins

Oh so when Yondu does it, it's badass but when it's Leia, it's weird.

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Please tell me this is bait.

PLEASE @Shishœ TELL ME THIS IS BAIT

Just Because You Disagree With Something Doesn't Mean It's Bait

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I have never seen a man get so pissed at movies like good ol Mikey

I'm a man of my culture and a media buff. What do you expect.

Plus there's a few other reasons. To be funny and be like those YouTuber reviewers like AngryJoe, Nostalgia Critic, AVGN and my favorite movie reviewer RamboRaph4Life.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Sometimes I feel like everyone hating on the Star Wars sequels seem to forget that the prequels exist too

 

[Deleted member]

To be funny

I don't wanna burst your bubble, but...

 

[Deleted member]

I have never seen a man get so pissed at movies like good ol Mikey

i think you just don't understand the real beauty behind Missing Link™ tbh

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I don't wanna burst your bubble but...

I'm not funny am I...

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Spoiler: Reminds me of this.

While I agree with most of these points, pink haired lady and Rose added little to nothing to the story.

Had pink haired lady just told everyone her plans like an actual ****ing leader over half of the story wouldn't have happened. It's literally stupidity for the sake of plot.

Also, you know it's bad when the Director of the Last Jedi was canned for James Cameron to come back.

 

[Deleted member]

Gotta be "Who Killed Captain Alex" for me.

That movie had some legit passion behind it. It's actually pretty cute.

 

[TheCJBrine]

No matter how weird the Minecraft movie may look, I must still watch it, even if it ends up being bad for reasons other than the strange choice of style it seems it will have.

It is my duty as a Minecraft fanboy.

 

[Noipoi]

I'm a man of my culture and a media buff. What do you expect.

Plus there's a few other reasons. To be funny and be like those YouTuber reviewers like AngryJoe, Nostalgia Critic, AVGN and my favorite movie reviewer RamboRaph4Life.

Buddy, I’m telling you this because I love you and I want you to be better.

It’s not that funny.

It comes off as if you’re just pissed, not comedically over exaggerated anger like those guys. Perhaps try and communicate the humorous intent better.

 

[Deleted member]

Alright to change the topic...

what is everyone's favorite movie in the Indiana Jones trilogy?

 

[Deleted member]

honestly the dumbest part of tlj was the lightspeed ram scene

it was a very pretty shot but couldn't they have done that earlier with some random droid they had lying around

and also why hasn't space combat devolved into just lightspeed ramming when it's apparently the strongest attack you can do

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Sometimes I feel like everyone hating on the Star Wars sequels seem to forget that the prequels exist too

I'm not gonna let you stand here and badmouth the greatest trilogy the world has ever known.

 

[Wademan94]

I don't wanna burst your bubble, but...

I mean don’t sugarcoat it...

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Buddy, I’m telling you this because I love you and I want you to be better.

It’s not that funny.

It comes off as if you’re just pissed, not comedically over exaggerated anger like those guys. Perhaps try and communicate the humorous intent better.

Duty noted then. Can't make any promises though.

 

[ZephyrZ]

Why have a levelheaded discussion about the pros and cons of a film you didn't like when you can just rag on all of the things you didn't like over and over and over again?

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

probably because he ended up being super powerful in legends which was no longer canon, but people clinged to nonetheless

Any of y'all remember that book series where Luke Skywalker runs a Jedi Academy and has a kid and the kid goes on adventures and **** and there's a kid who sense stuff with their feet?

That was my ****.

 

[Schnee117]

While I agree with most of these points, pink haired lady and Rose added little to nothing to the story.

Had pink haired lady just told everyone her plans like an actual ****ing leader over half of the story wouldn't have happened. It's literally stupidity for the sake of plot.

Also, you know it's bad when the Director of the Last Jedi was canned for James Cameron to come back.

Rian has his own trilogy though.
They canned the Jurassic World director to get Abrams back, not Rian.

 

[Noipoi]

Alright to change the topic...

what is everyone's favorite movie in the Indiana Jones trilogy?

Haven’t seen any

 

[Wademan94]

Alright to change the topic...

what is everyone's favorite movie in the Indiana Jones trilogy?

Can’t remember if I liked Raiders or Last Crusade better.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Gotta be "Who Killed Captain Alex" for me.

Good taste.

Just Because You Disagree With Something Doesn't Mean It's Bait

Not good taste.

 

[Schnee117]

Why have a levelheaded discussion about the pros and cons of a film you didn't like when you can just rag on all of the things you didn't like over and over and over again?

Because being levelheaded means I can't display my gross ignorance about the film I don't like.

 

[Pyra]

toasterbrains


i've come to be infracted for spam

Faygoshill
Banned (6 points)

 

[Deleted member]

Sometimes I feel like everyone hating on the Star Wars sequels seem to forget that the prequels exist too

The prequels gave us more memes and we all know the best measure of a movie's quality is based on how good it's memes are.