Once upon a time, there was a morbidly obese yellow monkey. He had purple skin, so everyone hated him because purple was banned.
So the monkey decided he would sail somewhere distant and isolated, away from all the hatred towards purple. So, three years later he worked up the courage to build a boat. But all the monkey had to build with was his enormous dog, so he asked his dog if he could spare some of himself for the boat. The dog gladly obliged, and the monkey pulled an enormous piece of dog from the dog, grabbed a hammer, and set to work.
Within a decade, the monkey had finished his boat. So he hopped on, and sailed away. After a few days, the monkey came to a stop at a moderately large island with a swimming pool full of purple water; the monkey’s favourite. He hopped in an swan around for a while, but then realised that he was completely isolated and had no food.
The monkey proceeded to starve to death and die.
THE END