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[Idon]

So...when are Joker and 3.0 even happening? The month is half over and I don't even know if we have any information on when the direct would be or when the release is supposed to happen

We don't know. It's been the one thing we've been talking about... forever.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I'll allow it.

Hmm. So how do we clasify everyone. The scouts are me, Hinata , Cutie Gwen , praline , @Shishœ, Blargg888 and Capybara Gaming

 

[BZL8]

Looking cool, Joker!

 

[Deleted member]

So...when are Joker and 3.0 even happening? The month is half over and I don't even know if we have any information on when the direct would be or when the release is supposed to happen

Gotta listen to some Persona music first, Atlus said so.

 

[SneakyLink]

Oh, that's a requirement?

Nevermind then.

I guess destroying the world will have to wait for another day.

...

Can I keep the Silence Glaive though?

In that case I guess I withdraw as well but support the Sailor Scouts in the background!

Also Joker looks sooooo goooood! Now where's gameplay?

 

[Roberk]

Now with the full Joker render, Whats this about it being an amiibo?

While this render is cool it's a shame his amiibo will get a pole right up his ass to balance the stance like Urbosa.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Oh, may you please make me a character?

Edit: Oops, I did not get it until now.

Are you not trans? I thought you were.

 

[Will]

Are you not trans? I thought you were.

its very obvious hes not

 

[SneakyLink]

Are you not trans? I thought you were.

I honestly didn't get it until now either and just thought it would be fun.

Ah well.
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I'm still supporting the Smashboards Sailor Scouts though...

 

[Warchamp7]

@Xiivi Warchamp7

Can we get this in the background for Premium Members please sirs?

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Gotta wait for a transparent version to exist

 

[Idon]

Pleaaaaase don't be gimmicky. I don't want to be switching out between 5 different random Persona I don't care about just to be viable.

glances at Shulk.

 

[Pyra]

That render is ridiculously good and also 10/10 the Best Buy direct was good this month

 

[Zinith]

The Moons in Mario Odyssey where you had to capture a Yoshi makes me want a fully 3D Yoshi collectathon.

"I can't imagine how Yoshi would work in 3D"

*laughs in Galaxy 2 and Odyssey*

Ouch. Is that where you live?

The one and only Biggest Little City in the World

They decided to take a picture of the side with that ugly parking garage instead of the side with the ****ing casino skyscrapers. Figures...

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Not gonna lie. After them uploading the ****ing render of all things to the DLC website, I'm half expecting a Direct Announcement tomorrow...

 

[Mythra]

Okay, but where is Jane?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

*starts crying*
Joker is so good looking
good looking boy
Good boy
boy

 

[Pyra]

Okay, but where is Jane?

The real Jane was the friends we made along the way

 

[SneakyLink]

Okay, but where is Jane?

That's a good question. Does the NOE site have the alt renders?

 

[Deleted member]

it begins

Spoiler: this is the most garbage thing i have ever done. and i've done a lot of things

Corrin danced down the stairs. Oh, what a wondrous day! It is the fifteenth of April, meaning that if the plans were all on schedule the Notre Dame Cathedral should be on ****ing fire. Claude Frollo will finally pay for his crimes.

Unfortunately, nobody had the heart to tell her that The Hunchback of Notre Dame is a fictional story. And that Frollo was actually killed because a gargoyle on the cathedral broke underneath him. Really he would be celebrating the burning of the place where he fell into molten lead and ****ing died.

That didn’t stop Corrin from beaming her way down the stairs, taking notice of the interior of the cabin that she’s been staying in alongside her father and sister. The cozy fireplace, the candles, the bearskin rug, the Chekhov's gun hanging on the wall, the one outlet in the entire ****ing house. Great place. Really.

She bounced happily over to the table and poured out some Raisin Bran™ cereal. Just as she started to chomp down onto some delicious raisins that were in her Raisin Bran™ cereal her father Rämen stomped down the stairs angrily.

“Goddammit we’re all out of ****ing milk. I want my ****ing milk. And food. We’re all out of ****ing food. Corrin go get some milk from Giants.” Rämen said, staring at the empty mini-fridge. It’s not like they had any food in the first place. God he really should go and get a job.

“Where am I supposed to go, we’re like 300 miles deep in the middle of nowhere. There’s no Giants around here for ages.” remarked Corrin.

“I don’t know, and I don’t care. Figure it out.”

“Can I at least borrow your car, than?”

“Fine.”

“...Where are the keys?”

Rämen sighed, wondering at which point did his life just go completely wrong. He didn’t ask to adopt these kids. ...Okay, maybe he did considering he adopted them, but he didn’t ask for them to be so stupid.

“Go ask your sister.”

“Camilla?”

“Yeah, yeah, the one with the huge *******.”

“...Dad I only have one sister. You don't need to specify which one. Also why are you mentioning her boob siz-”

“Stop asking me stupid ****ing questions.”

Corrin sighed. Her giddiness of watching the Notre Dame burn to the ground was basically gone at this point. She walked upstairs and kicked down Camilla's door.

“Hey sugar,” Camilla said sultrily, “Why don't you have a seat right here…”

“Camilla please I just want the car keys. Please just give me the car keys. Also we're related, you're literally my sister. This **** is weird as hell.” Corrin said exasperatedly.

“We're not blood related though.”

“Still weird as hell.”

“Intelligent Systems doesn't seem to think so.”

“The **** is an intelligent system?”

“...I have no damn clue why I said that. What IS an intelligent system?”

“Camilla. Please. I have no time for your mommy-sister incest bs. Dad’s gonna flip any second now and I just want the keys.”

“Ok ok one second they’re in my boobs.”

“...Why are they in your boobs?”

“Cheap sex appeal to the thirteen year olds on Smashboards because faygoshill promised that this fanfic would be somewhat erotic.”

“Who in the **** is faygoshill?”

“Stop asking me stupid ****ing questions.”

Camilla tossed Corrin the car keys that she spent like ten minutes fishing out of her oversized anime boobs. Corrin quickly ran downstairs to get to the car as fast as she could to avoid any further confrontation with her overly incestual sister and weird dad. Unfortunately, she messed up in trying to avoid the latter.

“HEY! Where do you think you’re going, young lady!” Rämen screamed.

“You literally JUST ****ing told me to go get some milk and food from Giants. Somehow. We’re literally neck-deep in the middle of nowhere.”

“Oh. Alrighty then. Make sure you buy some panties while you’re there.”

“First of all, it’s a goddamn grocery store. They don’t sell panties. Second of all, I don’t wear panties, I have a-”

“You’re not the only one who wears panties in this household.”

“Camilla? Pretty sure she goes commando. For some reason. She’s pretty weird actually. Not so sure I feel comfortable with her around. Anyways, who wears panties?”

“Stop asking me stupid ****ing questions.”

Corrin sighed, and sped as fast as her little legs could go to the door. After finally getting into the car, she realized- she was free. Free of her weirdly incestual sister. Free of her panty wearing dad. Free of everything. She could go wherever she wanted. She could disappear, and nobody could stop her.



She sighed,and set the in-car GPS to find the nearest Giants. Someday. But not today. Because this story isn't about a girl breaking free of her awful surroundings and becoming her own woman. No no no, this is a story about a girl penising a damn cookie.

END OF ACT ONE

Ramen Tengoku Mythra

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Yo the DETAIL in these ****ing renders is exquisite!!

Spoiler

Gotta wait for a transparent version to exist

Understandable, mate, have a nice day!

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Wait... what's this about a render?

 

[Noipoi]

Not gonna lie. After them uploading the ****ing render of all things to the DLC website, I'm half expecting a Direct Announcement tomorrow...

I'm expecting disappointment.

 

[SneakyLink]

Wait... what's this about a render?

I'd make a Best Buy joke, but its NOE that stuck this time.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Wait... what's this about a render?

Full glory.

Spoiler

 

[Idon]

Full glory.

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That's weird, nobody has it as an avatar yet.

 

[Wademan94]

And I’m Sailor Meow!

I wish I had the image saved, but I once drew Sailor Moon as a LEGO minifigure since I wanted to see that series in LEGO Dimensions when what was a thing.

 

[BlondeLombax]

Ouch. Is that where you live?

As a born-and-raised denizen of Reno, I take offense to that. Then again, I found the part where Fozzie Bear is playing at a dinghy club in town the best part of the 2011 Muppets movie, so I guess I have no real standing ground...

 

[Iridium]

Guys, help? This again.

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member]

Full glory.

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I do wonder how the team makes these renders. The texturing is extremely detailed if you zoom in and it's clearly an actual model. Crazy.

 

[ZephyrZ]

“...Dad I only have one sister. You don't need to specify which one. Also why are you mentioning her boob siz-”

This is a massive lie. Corrin has like, 20 brothers and sisters and 5 dads.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

A reminder for the Smashboards Nighttime crew that my polls have their own thread now and they are starting over from scratch! Here's the link: https://smashboards.com/threads/bes...ltimate-poll-tournament.482544

Each poll is only open for 24 hours, so get on over there and let your voice be heard!

 

[BZL8]

That's weird, nobody has it as an avatar yet.

It didn't take long for NonSpecificGuy .

 

[Deleted member]

NGL I'm starting to think the female alt might not happen now.

If it doesn't, hoo boy were we taken for a wild ride.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

it begins

Spoiler: this is the most garbage thing i have ever done. and i've done a lot of things

Corrin danced down the stairs. Oh, what a wondrous day! It is the fifteenth of April, meaning that if the plans were all on schedule the Notre Dame Cathedral should be on ****ing fire. Claude Frollo will finally pay for his crimes.

Unfortunately, nobody had the heart to tell her that The Hunchback of Notre Dame is a fictional story. And that Frollo was actually killed because a gargoyle on the cathedral broke underneath him. Really he would be celebrating the burning of the place where he fell into molten lead and ****ing died.

That didn’t stop Corrin from beaming her way down the stairs, taking notice of the interior of the cabin that she’s been staying in alongside her father and sister. The cozy fireplace, the candles, the bearskin rug, the Chekhov's gun hanging on the wall, the one outlet in the entire ****ing house. Great place. Really.

She bounced happily over to the table and poured out some Raisin Bran™ cereal. Just as she started to chomp down onto some delicious raisins that were in her Raisin Bran™ cereal her father Rämen stomped down the stairs angrily.

“Goddammit we’re all out of ****ing milk. I want my ****ing milk. And food. We’re all out of ****ing food. Corrin go get some milk from Giants.” Rämen said, staring at the empty mini-fridge. It’s not like they had any food in the first place. God he really should go and get a job.

“Where am I supposed to go, we’re like 300 miles deep in the middle of nowhere. Their’s no Giants around here for ages.” remarked Corrin.

“I don’t know, and I don’t care. Figure it out.”

“Can I at least borrow your car, than?”

“Fine.”

“...Where are the keys?”

Rämen sighed, wondering at which point did his life just go completely wrong. He didn’t ask to adopt these kids. ...Okay, maybe he did considering he adopted them, but he didn’t ask for them to be so stupid.

“Go ask your sister.”

“Camilla?”

“Yeah, yeah, the one with the huge *******.”

“...Dad I only have one sister. You don't need to specify which one. Also why are you mentioning her boob siz-”

“Stop asking me stupid ****ing questions.”

Corrin sighed. Her giddiness of watching the Notre Dame burn to the ground was basically gone at this point. She walked upstairs and kicked down Camilla's door.

“Hey sugar,” Camilla said sultrily, “Why don't you have a seat right here…”

“Camilla please I just want the car keys. Please just give me the car keys. Also we're related, you're literally my sister. This **** is weird as hell.” Corrin said exasperatedly.

“We're not blood related though.”

“Still weird as hell.”

“Intelligent Systems doesn't seem to think so.”

“The **** is an intelligent system?”

“...I have no damn clue why I said that. What IS an intelligent system?”

“Camilla. Please. I have no time for your mommy-sister incest bs. Dad’s gonna flip any second now and I just want the keys.”

“Ok ok one second they’re in my boobs.”

“...Why are they in your boobs?”

“Cheap sex appeal to the thirteen year olds on Smashboards because faygoshill promised that this fanfic would be somewhat erotic.”

“Who in the **** is faygoshill?”

“Stop asking me stupid ****ing questions.”

Camilla tossed Corrin the car keys that she spent like ten minutes fishing out of her oversized anime boobs. Corrin quickly ran downstairs to get to the car as fast as she could to avoid any further confrontation with her overly incestual sister and weird dad. Unfortunately, she messed up in trying to avoid the latter.

“HEY! Where do you think you’re going, young lady!” Rämen screamed.

“You literally JUST ****ing told me to go get some milk and food from Giants. Somehow. We’re literally neck-deep in the middle of nowhere.”

“Oh. Alrighty then. Make sure you buy some panties while you’re there.”

“First of all, it’s a goddamn grocery store. They don’t sell panties. Second of all, I don’t wear panties, I have a-”

“You’re not the only one who wears panties in this household.”

“Camilla? Pretty sure she goes commando. For some reason. She’s pretty weird actually. Not so sure I feel comfortable with her around. Anyways, who wears panties?”

“Stop asking me stupid ****ing questions.”

Corrin sighed, and sped as fast as her little legs could go to the door. After finally getting into the car, she realized- she was free. Free of her weirdly incestual sister. Free of her panty wearing dad. Free of everything. She could go wherever she wanted. She could disappear, and nobody could stop her.



She sighed,and set the in-car GPS to find the nearest Giants. Someday. But not today. Because this story isn't about a girl breaking free of her awful surroundings and becoming her own woman. No no no, this is a story about a girl penising a damn cookie.

END OF ACT ONE

Ramen Tengoku Mythra

And to think I innocently posted the original Corrin cookie pic because the thread was in a rough state

 

[Deleted member]

NGL I'm starting to think the female alt might not happen now.

If it doesn't, hoo boy were we taken for a wild ride.

Hundreds of ****posts and memes would be wasted. It would be the grinch all over again.

 

[Deleted member]

Yo the DETAIL in these silly old renders is exquisite!!

Ganondorf would like to know your location.

Also I fixed your language you naughty man.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Full glory.

Spoiler

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How did we get it?

 

[BZL8]

How did we get it?

There was a problem fetching the tweet

Someone rummaging Nintendo of Europe's website found it.

 

[Idon]

Hundreds of ****posts and memes would be wasted. It would be the grinch all over again.

Now they shall feel my pain.

 

[Noipoi]

NGL I'm starting to think the female alt might not happen now.

If it doesn't, hoo boy were we taken for a wild ride.

If you jinx this, I will find where you live.

I will break down your door.

I will walk right up to you.

And I will cry.