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[KarneraMythos]

My eyes are f’ing on fire.

Okay, first off, why are your eyes having sex on fire? And second, how did you find this page to be able to comment to begin with?

 

[Zinith]

My eyes are f’ing on fire.

Initiate intentional unfortunate misread of that comment in 3... 2... 1...

 

[Cyn]

I don't know what to be more concerned with.

The fact your eyes are on fire or they are f'ing.
Or f'ing while on fire.

Okay, first off, why are your eyes having sex on fire? And second, how did you find this page to be able to comment to begin with?

Not the response I was thinking I’d get. My fault, I forgot my audience for a second.

 

[Deleted member]

Ah yeah, hence why I said rusty. I just remembered she used her thighs to kill. Maybe not smothering the guy with them but...hey...probably wasn’t a bad way to go....she was on to..




Yeeeeeah just gonna stop there. Hmmm...






I have some salmon sperm in the fridge. Anyone want it?





That was even worse.....




My coffee cup is empty but I’m too lazy to get more coffee.

To be fair, that was the pun in her name. Onatopp.
And yes, not a bad way to go indeed.
Feel free to shoot me a DM if you want to speak more freely about it :V

 

[Deleted member]

I have some salmon sperm in the fridge. Anyone want it?

Is salmon sperm a legitimate product?

 

[Cyn]

Is salmon sperm a legitimate product?

........I’m going back to bed.

 

[Opossum]

Is salmon sperm a legitimate product?

I mean it was featured on The Magic School Bus, and Ms. Frizzle would never lie to us, so...

 

[Hinata]

........I’m going back to bed.

Yeah, I think I've had my fill of this thread for the night too.

 

[KarneraMythos]

Not the response I was thinking I’d get. My fault, I forgot my audience for a second.

I am unashamedly and inexcusably guilty of making smartass comments. I agree to the fu-

Wait, since when was I part of your audience? Am I actually in your theatre? WHO KIDNAPPED ME?

Yeah, I think I've had my fill of this thread for the night too.

Your avi is ****ing perfect for this context.

 

[Deleted member]

........I’m going back to bed.

Good idea. Rest well, hopefully your eyes aren’t burning next time you get up…

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

https://allthatsinteresting.com/shirako

I’ve had this discussion in the NZone social.

It’s not too bad. Not a fan but I’ll eat it.

Edit: ahh this article uses cod. Salmon...cod...same kind of sperm basically.

 

[Deleted member]

https://allthatsinteresting.com/shirako

I’ve had this discussion in the NZone social.

It’s not too bad. Not a fan but I’ll eat it.

How does one fish fit that much sperm inside itself?
… What does it taste like?

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

How does one fish fit that much sperm inside itself?
… What does it taste like?

Nothing really. It’s obviously fishy and very rubbery texture. Think a very wet ball of mash potato that is more wet than mashed but somehow sticks together with small bits of uncooked potato inside it. And tastes fishy.

 

[Wademan94]

Is this really a discussion we’re having?!

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Shall I talk about the magestic sea penis?

 

[Deleted member]

I'd rather talk about the marvelous breadfish.

 

[Deleted member]

Nothing really. It’s obviously fishy and very rubbery texture. Think a very wet ball of mash potato that is more wet than mashed but somehow sticks together with small bits of uncooked potato inside it. And tastes fishy.

Hmm. Sounds interesting, to say the least.

Shall I talk about the magestic sea penis?

Educate us.

 

[KarneraMythos]

This entire topic: "fishe bEniS"

Me:

 

[Deleted member]

Shall I talk about the magestic sea penis?

So here I am.
In a conundrum of buying Wolfenstein, still in backlog hell.
And as I battle my way through, taking a break.
I see this.

Look, I've seen a lot in threads, but I don't think the words "sea penis" would be something I'd come across.

 

[Zinith]

Foreign dining sure is interesting

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Hmm. Sounds interesting, to say the least.

Educate us.

It’s a majestic sea worm about the size of an adult hand and has a superb fleshy complexion. It’s truly remarkable in that they don’t all look the same. Some are small, some are long, some are skinny, some Art fat, some are light and others are dark, some have strange lumps while others are super smooth. They all move though and wave about in the currents of the water.

And they are readily available in Asian markets for consumption.

Foreign dining sure is interesting

I actually taught a class last week in junior high about bizarre American food. Stuff like catfish, frog legs, Rocky Mountain oysters, cactus, rabbit, duck, Root Beer, Hawaiian pizza etc.

None of my students were having it. Lots of grossed sounds coming from them.

 

[Deleted member]

It’s a majestic sea worm about the size of an adult hand and has a superb fleshy complexion. It’s truly remarkable in that they don’t all look the same. Some are small, some are long, some are skinny, some Art fat, some are light and others are dark, some have strange lumps while others are super smooth. They all move though and wave about in the currents of the water.

And they are readily available in Asian markets for consumption.

Do they have eyes?
I must say I feel a bit bad for them, all sitting in the bucket like that. They look so helpless…

 

[Deleted member]

It’s a majestic sea worm about the size of an adult hand and has a superb fleshy complexion. It’s truly remarkable in that they don’t all look the same. Some are small, some are long, some are skinny, some Art fat, some are light and others are dark, some have strange lumps while others are super smooth. They all move though and wave about in the currents of the water.

And they are readily available in Asian markets for consumption.



I actually taught a class last week in junior high about bizarre American food. Stuff like catfish, frog legs, Rocky Mountain oysters, cactus, rabbit, duck, Root Beer, Hawaiian pizza etc.

None of my students were having it. Lots of grossed sounds coming from them.

Aren't frog legs a European thing?

 

[Deleted member]

Holy crap I regret looking it up.

 

[NineS]

Are we talking weird foreign foods?
How about some spotted d grayson?

Spoiler

Or maybe, scottish woodcock?

Spoiler

There's of course also the delicious F-word.

Spoiler

 

[ZephyrZ]

Sometimes when I play Bowser I forget I'm not Charizard and try to do Charizard things.

Like I'll recklessly use up my double jump while edgeguarding because I forget that I don't have a triple jump. Or I mash down special to try to escape from low percent combos. Or try to gimp with the tip of Bowser's Fire Breath.

Is this really a discussion we’re having?!
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...I'm stealing this image, thanks.

 

[Deleted member]

When you think about it, stuff like jelly is pretty disgusting too; jelly is comprised of gelatin, which in turn is made of mashed up animal bones. Still delicious though.

 

[NineS]

When you think about it, stuff like jelly is pretty disgusting too; jelly is comprised of gelatin, which in turn is made of mashed up animal bones. Still delicious though.

I actually can't stand eating jelly. It's so gelatinous. Just the way it feels in your mouth, wiggling around unnaturally...

Jelly, gelatin, flan, etc. are the kinds of stuff I can't eat. Not because it tastes bad, but because I don't like the sensation you get from eating it.
Triggers my gag reflex too easily.

I have no problem with jelly if it's on toast, sandwiched, in a donut, or on a bagel or something though. I just can't handle jelly on its own.

 

[Deleted member]

I actually can't stand eating jelly. It's so gelatinous. Just the way it feels in your mouth, wiggling around unnaturally...

Jelly, gelatin, flan, etc. are the kinds of stuff I can't eat. Not because it tastes bad, but because I don't like the sensation you get from eating it.
Triggers my gag reflex too easily.

I have no problem with jelly if it's on toast, sandwiched, in a donut, or on a bagel or something though. I just can't handle jelly on its own.

When say ‘jelly’ here, do you mean the sandwich topping, or the wobbly stuff served on a plate?

 

[NineS]

When say ‘jelly’ here, do you mean the sandwich topping, or the wobbly stuff served on a plate?

Both.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Cutie Gwen

quit flexing

**** off lmao

My mom's got a grey streak in her hair.

Who ****ing told you to get older? stop it.

You ****ing what

 

[NineS]

My mom's got a grey streak in her hair.

Who ****ing told you to get older? stop it.

Grey streaks are bad?

I'm growing shining white hairs all over my head.

And no, I'm not an old man, I can tell you that much. It's a little embarrassing.

i was cursed with white hair the moment i donned the user 9S

 

[ZephyrZ]

You can find the oddest players on Quickplay. I just fought this really aggressive Samus player who only used like, three missiles per match. I three-stocked them.

I don't care how good or bad of a player you are, if you let a Bowser three stock you as Samus in an online match you probably need to revise your game plan a little.

 

[Deleted member]

You can find the oddest players on Quickplay. I just fought this really aggressive Samus player who only used like, three missiles per match. I three-stocked them.

I don't care how good or bad of a player you are, if you let a Bowser three stock you as Samus in an online match you probably need to revise your game plan a little.

That might just be due to a lack of experience. When I first started Smash, I mained Sheik. I was convinced that side-special into down-special was the most amazing thing in the world. At its lowest, my win rate was 11%, and picked up from there when I started becoming better at the game. I didn’t realise that I was playing poorly, I was just enjoying myself.

 

[ZephyrZ]

That might just be due to a lack of experience. When I first started Smash, I mained Sheik. I was convinced that side-special into down-special was the most amazing thing in the world. At its lowest, my win rate was 11%, and picked up from there when I started becoming better at the game. I didn’t realise that I was playing poorly, I was just enjoying myself.

What's odd though is that they had 4,000,000 GSP, and without any extreme lag or weird rulesets. They weren't throwing out random smash attacks or anything either.

It wasn't even the first Samus I've fought who did that. I wonder it's a personal pride thing. Like, they love the character but don't want to have the reputation of a "mindless projectile spammer" so they play aggressive even when it's bad for the match up.

 

[Deleted member]

What's odd though is that they had 4,000,000 GSP, and without any extreme lag or weird rulesets. They weren't throwing out random smash attacks or anything either.

It wasn't even the first Samus I've fought who did that. I wonder it's a personal pride thing. Like, they love the character but don't want to have the reputation of a "mindless projectile spammer" so they play aggressive even when it's bad for the match up.

That’s also another possibility. They might just have picked up the character, hence why their GSP was so high; winning and losing matches when you pick up a character on quick play for the first time raises or losers your GSP by heaps. As someone who has only used Samus a handful of times, I naturally resort to a close-range, melee-oriented playstyle due to maining the more up-close characters.

 

[Deleted member]

What if you
Wanted to jump in on your opponent
But then Samus said
F O R W A R D
A E R I A L
pwease somebody how do i beat this move it's so hard to approach from the air

 

[Cutie Gwen]

What if you
Wanted to jump in on your opponent
But then Samus said
F O R W A R D
A E R I A L
pwease somebody how do i beat this move it's so hard to approach from the air

Use dummy disjoints

 

[Deleted member]

Use dummy disjoints

yeah but what if im not playing an unga bunga

 

[ZephyrZ]

What if you
Wanted to jump in on your opponent
But then Samus said
F O R W A R D
A E R I A L
pwease somebody how do i beat this move it's so hard to approach from the air

I like to jump towards her to bait it out, then fast fall to the ground and shield it. Other times I try to snuff it out with a faster aerial when my character is capable.

Still a really annoying move though. Between projectiles and Dash Attack covering ground approaches and Fair covering aerial ones getting in on Samus is a pain in this game.