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[Deleted member]

Y'know people say "Thick Thighs Save Lives" but I'm pretty sure they could kill you if someone tried.

I mean there's worse ways to go..

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Y'know people say "Thick Thighs Save Lives" but I'm pretty sure they could kill you if someone tried.

I mean there's worse ways to go..

That's the point if I recall correctly.

By the way, this is a factual statement.

 

[KarneraMythos]

Y'know people say "Thick Thighs Save Lives" but I'm pretty sure they could kill you if someone tried.

I mean there's worse ways to go..

I think the takeaway is that a pair of well-defined legs is a motivator to keep on trucking in life, not necessarily getting your head squeezed between 'em like a soft watermelon.

 

[osby]

Y'know people say "Thick Thighs Save Lives" but I'm pretty sure they could kill you if someone tried.

I mean there's worse ways to go..

Aaand, we returned to our usual schedule.

 

[Deleted member]

That's the point if I recall correctly.

By the way, this is a factual statement.

Yeah it's a real statement so let's get it.

Seriously if I had a choice that's the way I would want to go or alternatively saving one of my friends/family.

 

[Opossum]

Y'know people say "Thick Thighs Save Lives" but I'm pretty sure they could kill you if someone tried.

I mean there's worse ways to go..

"If Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs?"

 

[Deleted member]

Ugh. I just slept for two and a half hours, still not feeling great. No urge to spew now, though.
Can one of you tell me something that’ll shock me awake?

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Ugh. I just slept for two and a half hours, still not feeling great. No urge to spew now, though.
Can one of you tell me something that’ll shock me awake?

I'm pregnant.

 

[Idon]

Ugh. I just slept for two and a half hours, still not feeling great. No urge to spew now, though.
Can one of you tell me something that’ll shock me awake?

Try taking a cold shower. It'll be unpleasant, but it'll send a shock to your nervous system and make you feel kinda refreshed once you get out of that shock.

 

[Deleted member]

Ugh. I just slept for two and a half hours, still not feeling great. No urge to spew now, though.
Can one of you tell me something that’ll shock me awake?

Geno is in Smash, wait no you said something shocking not a blatant lie.

 

[DevaAshera]

It's kinda sad that Sakurai has everything lined up for Geno yet it's going to waste. They already have the OK from Square to use SMRPG stuff, The Composer of SMRPG is on board, Sakurai wants Geno, There are SMRPG references sprinkled into Ultimate, Square is already on board with Smash yet Geno's not in.

He's right there guys! He's right there use him! Sadly Square has to have the final say in if we get Geno or not, if this was any other company or Nintendo themselves I'm sure Geno would be in already. I understand why they don't put him in but I also really dislike Square.

They have the Okay from Square-Enix to use Geno and Mallow for Spirits. They didn't seem to have the okay to use any of the soundtrack otherwise we'd probably have 'Beware the Forest's Mushrooms' as a song at the very least. Negotiating the rights to a playable character are very different and, honestly, they would probably rather have quite a few Square-Enix characters over Geno since he's rather Niche while they could get a lot more sales from including a Dragon Quest character, another Final Fantasy character, 2B, Lara Croft, or anyone that is a bigger, more well-known name.

Super Mario RPG is my all-time favorite Mario game, and in the Top 5 for my favorite games ever released, and I love Geno, but he is not a name that would warrant the hassle most likely...now if Nintendo wanted to outright buy the rights to all original SMRPG content, I could see them doing that someday.

I guess you could say you can't make a kingdom in a DAYcade No for real you make some decent points he actually is a Character that is only being left alive by the fans and that fanbase is incredibly niche but if some characters that are in Smash Weren't you could say the same thing about them look at Captain Falcon or Ness if Smash didn't happen they would also be lost to time yet they aren't cause of it, the same could hold true for Geno if he got in.

and Geno could be considered a Retro rep, Sakurai even considers him one. IIRC The Mii Costume tagged him as one or something like that so he could be a Retro Rep and I bring that up cause Mr. Game and Watch/Game and Watch would be lost to time too had it not been for Smash same could hold true for Ice Climbers.

Geno is old and he's being kept alive by his fans only but Sakurai is one of those fans and Geno could be considered a Retro Rep if he was put in the game so him being old doesn't really change anything cause of his status. I will give you the Rights being a mess though cause that is definitely true.

Ness and Captain Falcon are either completely or partially owned by Nintendo, so there's a lot less hassle in including them. They are also the main characters for the, at the time of their inclusion, the most recent games in their series (and all games for Capt. Falcon), Geno isn't the main character of the Super Mario series or even Super Mario RPG, he was a side character that, lets be honest, was replaced by Peach and/or Bowser the moment they joined the party for most players of Super Mario RPG. Ness & Capt. Falcon also weren't old, currently unused characters at the time of their inclusion like Geno currently is.

Geno likely wouldn't be considered for a Retro Rep for very long solely due to being a Square-Enix owned character and, if they were going to go through the hassle of adding another SE character, they would likely try for someone else. Terra Branford, from Final Fantasy VI, for example, is about as old as Geno and a lot more well known then he is. There are also older retro characters from Nintendo that Sakurai could pick if he wanted to.

Like I said, I love Geno, but the cards are definitely stacked against him at the moment, sadly.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm pregnant.

Thanks for letting me know early, I’ll be sure to have left the country by tomorrow. Nothing personal.

Try taking a cold shower. It'll be unpleasant, but it'll send a shock to your nervous system and make you feel kinda refreshed once you get out of that shock.

That’s a great idea, actually. I’ll go do that now, much appreciated.

 

[Captain Shwampy]

Actually, speaking of Capcom, Dragon's Dogma is available to pre-purchase. I've looked into it a tiny bit, and it seems a lot of people say stuff like "best Capcom game", "most underrated Capcom game", "what Skyrim should've been", etc.

Worth the $29.99?

Yes. incredible game.
Make sure you avoid any classes that uses swords

Stick to bows and daggers. BitterBlack isle is best part of the game

How dare you say that. The Sonic Boom cartoon has some of the best witty, self-referential humor in the entire Sonic series, if not in TV as a whole.

This post sounds ironic
I hope it is

 

[Zinith]

Y'know people say "Thick Thighs Save Lives" but I'm pretty sure they could kill you if someone tried.

I mean there's worse ways to go..

()

I guess that counts...

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Honestly, Sonic Adventure 1 is really overrated. I think it doesn't hold up well at all. It was fun for it's time but since then it's just degraded.

I mean, Super Mario 64 hasn't aged well either, let's be honest, but a lot of the same fundamentals that were presented in that Mario game were capitalized on in subsequent games and melded into perfection while the Adventure gameplay was absolutey lost in a cluster **** of a bunch of different characters.

Sonic Adventure 2, imo, was better because of the focus on each individual character in their own pre built environment while Adventure 1 kind of made Sonic first and then threw the other 5(?) Characters in to pad it out.

I'd be fine with a new Adventure game IF, and only if, the game focused solely on Sonic's gameplay. They should've nailed that in the first place instead of going all over the place with the other characters.

I dunno though. I think I'll just stick with my Colors and Generations for a little while and just hope for a Mania sequel.

 

[KarneraMythos]

Try taking a cold shower. It'll be unpleasant, but it'll send a shock to your nervous system and make you feel kinda refreshed once you get out of that shock.

I took a cold shower to a Show-and-Tell once. Everyone stood frozen.

 

[Deleted member]

They have the Okay from Square-Enix to use Geno and Mallow for Spirits. They didn't seem to have the okay to use any of the soundtrack otherwise we'd probably have 'Beware the Forest's Mushrooms' as a song at the very least. Negotiating the rights to a playable character are very different and, honestly, they would probably rather have quite a few Square-Enix characters over Geno since he's rather Niche while they could get a lot more sales from including a Dragon Quest character, another Final Fantasy character, 2B, Lara Croft, or anyone that is a bigger, more well-known name.

Super Mario RPG is my all-time favorite Mario game, and in the Top 5 for my favorite games ever released, and I love Geno, but he is not a name that would warrant the hassle most likely...now if Nintendo wanted to outright buy the rights to all original SMRPG content, I could see them doing that someday.

Ness and Captain Falcon are either completely or partially owned by Nintendo, so there's a lot less hassle in including them. They are also the main characters for the, at the time of their inclusion, the most recent games in their series (and all games for Capt. Falcon), Geno isn't the main character of the Super Mario series or even Super Mario RPG, he was a side character that, lets be honest, was replaced by Peach and/or Bowser the moment they joined the party for most players of Super Mario RPG. Ness & Capt. Falcon also weren't old, currently unused characters at the time of their inclusion like Geno currently is.

Geno likely wouldn't be considered for a Retro Rep for very long solely due to being a Square-Enix owned character and, if they were going to go through the hassle of adding another SE character, they would likely try for someone else. Terra Branford, from Final Fantasy VI, for example, is about as old as Geno and a lot more well known then he is. There are also older retro characters from Nintendo that Sakurai could pick if he wanted to.

Like I said, I love Geno, but the cards are definitely stacked against him at the moment, sadly.

I'm not arguing that the cards aren't stacked against him nor that he isn't niche cause both of those statements are true but I'm simply saying it's a shame he didn't get in cause I perceived that everything was lined up for him, which was false.

I agree though Nintendo buying the SMRPG rights is what us fans of the game should be pushing for and hopefully in turn they add Geno to Smash. Geno isn't likely at all and the Retro status is weak at best I'm not arguing his chances here.

Also the reason I didn't really tackle your arguments is cause a good chunk to all of what you said was in-fact true. Anyways I'm logging off for tonight, goodnight all!

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Ayyy, looks like I scared people out of the thread with my Sonic Adventure criticisms.

 

[Captain Shwampy]

Honestly, Sonic Adventure 1 is really overrated. I think it doesn't hold up well at all. It was fun for it's time but since then it's just degraded.

I mean, Super Mario 64 hasn't aged well either, let's be honest, but a lot of the same fundamentals that were presented in that Mario game were capitalized on in subsequent games and melded into perfection while the Adventure gameplay was absolutey lost in a cluster **** of a bunch of different characters.

Sonic Adventure 2, imo, was better because of the focus on each individual character in their own pre built environment while Adventure 1 kind of made Sonic first and then threw the other 5(?) Characters in to pad it out.

I'd be fine with a new Adventure game IF, and only if, the game focused solely on Sonic's gameplay. They should've nailed that in the first place instead of going all over the place with the other characters.

I dunno though. I think I'll just stick with my Colors and Generations for a little while and just hope for a Mania sequel.

Tails and Knuckles played exactly like sonic but with differing abilities like the classic games. all 3 even had a dedicated roll button.
Amy, Gamma, and Big is where they started padding out in development

 

[Wademan94]

I took a cold shower to a Show-and-Tell once. Everyone stood frozen.

This is basically how most my show-and-tells went down:

...I wasn’t allowed to participate often.

 

[Zinith]

Damn, hit and missed with my joke

 

[Deleted member]

Feeling much more coherent now, thanks heaps Idon .

 

[Idon]

Feeling much more coherent now, thanks heaps Idon .

Don't forget to drink cold water throughout the day. Heat and Dehydration is the enemy to staying awake.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Thanks for letting me know early, I’ll be sure to have left the country by tomorrow. Nothing personal.

That’s a great idea, actually. I’ll go do that now, much appreciated.

Part 2: You're not the mother.

This post sounds ironic
I hope it is

Honestly? It isn't.

If there's one good thing that's come out of modern Sonic it's the ability for it to make fun of itself. The ability for a show like Sonic Boom or the English Sonic Twitter to poke fun at itself is something that, in my opinion, keeps the series alive. Sonic is meant to be kinda funny and self-referential like that. Take the "I'm Outta Here!" messages in Sonic CD, or how Sonic taps his foot and looks at a fake watch as his idle animation in Sonic 1 because he's waiting for the player to play the game.

The **** in Forces though?

Not good.

 

[Wademan94]

The **** in Forces though?

Not good.

Yeah, it’s a pretty dry joke to be honest.

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member]

It's nothing serious, I just think it's a really depressing fandom. I get why to an extend, but it's not fun to be a part of it at all.

I like to talk about what I like about my favorite series, not what I hate.

And I thought you searched [your name IRL] + The hedgehog (Seriously don't look it up, its probably disturbing).

Seriously though, I agree. Its a series that had difficulties translating from 2D to 3D and Sega sometimes takes odd decisions with it. That the fanbase is divided regarding some of the games quality doesn't help.

 

[Opossum]

Part 2: You're not the mother.

Honestly? It isn't.

If there's one good thing that's come out of modern Sonic it's the ability for it to make fun of itself. The ability for a show like Sonic Boom or the English Sonic Twitter to poke fun at itself is something that, in my opinion, keeps the series alive. Sonic is meant to be kinda funny and self-referential like that. Take the "I'm Outta Here!" messages in Sonic CD, or how Sonic taps his foot and looks at a fake watch as his idle animation in Sonic 1 because he's waiting for the player to play the game.

The **** in Forces though?

Not good.

"None of this is good, Vector. That's why it's called 'war.'"

Somebody wrote that line. Somebody approved that line. Somebody translated that line, and others approved of the translation. Nowhere did anyone take issues with it.

 

[Deleted member]

Y'know people say "Thick Thighs Save Lives" but I'm pretty sure they could kill you if someone tried.

I mean there's worse ways to go..

It's how I'd like to go if I had a choice. :V
....not necessarily the skull crushing way though.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

"None of this is good, Vector. That's why it's called 'war.'"

Somebody wrote that line. Somebody approved that line. Somebody translated that line, and others approved of the translation. Nowhere did anyone take issues with it.

Yes, because War has some sort of onomatopoeia or some **** that just makes it sound bad, even if you didn't know what the word meant, apparently.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Now with 14 available love-interests!
- Katherine, your fiancee
- Catherine, your succubus
- Qatherine, your otoko no ko
- CATherine, your bakeneko
- Kat-herine, your Gravity Rush protagonist
- Ca-Thor-ine, your genderswapped thunder god
- Hurricane Katherine, your hurricane with the given name Katherine
- Hurricane Catherine, your other hurricane that spins in the opposite direction
- Laugherine, your non-ironic clown
- Wratherine, your short-tempered boss
- Gotherine, your Edgar Allen Poe obsessed co-worker
- Batherine, your porn actress
- Patherine, your mountain hiker
- And everyone's favorite dating option, Matherine!

Qartherine, your Esso merchant.

 

[Deleted member]

Damn, hit and missed with my joke

Don't make me use that dead meme.. Don't make me

 

[Arcanir]

If there's one thing I'll give SA1 over 2, it's that the Hunter stages in the former are better handled then the latter despite the intended mechanical updates. SA2's larger stages are a good idea on paper, but they work against the Hunter focus since it forces the player to go around medium to large sized stages to find small items which can be a bit of a needle in a haystack if you don't know where to look, the hint system can be needlessly obtuse and makes the former issue worse, and the radar is flat out a downgrade since it restricts you to one shard at a time rather then giving you the freedom to find them all. For all the other positive changes SA2 brings the hunter stages are one case where I don't think it was for the better, they needlessly restricted the gameplay in a way that hinders what should've been a unique take on the gameplay.

In most other cases, I would say SA2 is the stronger game since it's gameplay is tighter and more focused where it matters. There are things I like more about SA1, but in the end I did have more fun playing through its successor.

 

[Deleted member]

It's how I'd like to go if I had a choice. :V
....not necessarily the skull crushing way though.

Now this person gets it, You have fine taste in deaths my fellow man of culture.

 

[Deleted member]

Now this person gets it, You have fine taste in deaths my fellow man of culture.

So triangle choke or bodyscissors? Which would be your choice?

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

It's how I'd like to go if I had a choice. :V
....not necessarily the skull crushing way though.

My Goldeneye is rusty but I believe that was the fate of some guy from the Ms.

Or maybe she smothered him with her thighs. Need to rewatch that part and that part only.

And maybe Sean Bean’s character dying for like the eightieth time.

 

[Wademan94]

"None of this is good, Vector. That's why it's called 'war.'"

Somebody wrote that line. Somebody approved that line. Somebody translated that line, and others approved of the translation. Nowhere did anyone take issues with it.

Yes because that never happened with any line in the series before.

 

[Deleted member]

My Goldeneye is rusty but I believe that was the fate of some guy from the Ms.

Or maybe she smothered him with her thighs. Need to rewatch that part and that part only.

And maybe Sean Bean’s character dying for like the eightieth time.

She squeezed him to death around the waist.
EDIT: Stupid autocorrect is stupid.

 

[Cyn]

My eyes are f’ing on fire.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

She squeezed him to death around the waste.

Ah yeah, hence why I said rusty. I just remembered she used her thighs to kill. Maybe not smothering the guy with them but...hey...probably wasn’t a bad way to go....she was on to..




Yeeeeeah just gonna stop there. Hmmm...






I have some salmon sperm testicles in the fridge. Anyone want it?





That was even worse.....





My coffee cup is empty but I’m too lazy to get more coffee.

There we go. That was wholesome.

 

[Deleted member]

My eyes are f’ing on fire.

I don't know what to be more concerned with.

The fact your eyes are on fire or they are f'ing.
Or f'ing while on fire.