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[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I can say with disgust that I have indeed eaten it before.

I stop, dropped, and rolled, and then went back to the usual pepperoni pizza. That was the closest encounter I've ever had with death, and it's not a dance I want to make again.

I may be insane and weird, but I am not suicidal.

I **** with any kinda pizza, Chicken, spinish, Kale. Hell, even glutten free mostly because my sis has a glutten allergy but her pizzas are normaly personal sized so I get none

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Nacho Pizza.

Whoa, after seeing that, all I can say is...

"Taste the Rainbow!"

 

[NineS]

I wonder.
Can I be my own pizza topping?
How would that work?

 

[Deleted member]

Goddamn y'all really taking about politics again smh

 

[Deleted member]

All part of my economic stimulus plan, of course.

Taxes are reasonable, unless you're a god, in which case they're about 98% of your income.

Hey, that's not ****ing fair, I bless all of my loyal followers with ****posts and I have to pay 98% of my income??? I think this town does not appreciate the Goddess of ****postings as well as I thought, maybe you need some divine punishment

 

[Zinith]

Yoshi is only familiar with 2 pizza toppings...

-Food
-Not Food

He eats both anyways

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I attack just by the power of Yoshi's massive aura...

*buff Yoshi art I could find that wasn't completely creepy*

I got more.

I hate this.

 

[Cracke]

Tater Tot Hot Dish Pizza. The cheese is straight from a Cambodian Cow immigrant, made with the finest milk. Potatoes straight from the soils of Ireland. And the crust is made with pure pineapple with a slight taste of a million-year-old stalagmite.

 

[NineS]

Hey, that's not ****ing fair, I bless all of my loyal followers with ****posts and I have to pay 98% of my income??? I think this town does not appreciate the Goddess of ****postings as well as I thought, maybe you need some divine punishment

I mean, as a deity,

Isn't your income more than all of us combined will ever make in our lifetime?

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Oh, also, Zinith ...

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member]

Hey, that's not ****ing fair, I bless all of my loyal followers with ****posts and I have to pay 98% of my income??? I think this town does not appreciate the Goddess of ****postings as well as I thought, maybe you need some divine punishment

just create more money 4head

 

[Pyra]

Hey, that's not ****ing fair, I bless all of my loyal followers with ****posts and I have to pay 98% of my income??? I think this town does not appreciate the Goddess of ****postings as well as I thought, maybe you need some divine punishment

98% of 0 is still 0

 

[Zinith]

Oh, also, Zinith ...
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He looks like a Nerd became an anthro Deviantart OC...

 

[Deleted member]

Oh, also, Zinith ...
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god is dead

 

[Gyrom8]

I don't know about toppings but deep-dish pizza is an abomination

 

[osby]

Oh, also, Zinith ...
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Apocalypse can't come soon enough.

 

[Cristaran]

Oh, also, Zinith ...
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Im calling the Belmonts.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Whoa, after seeing that, all I can say is...

"Taste the Rainbow!"

Its 8:46 am, come on now man

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Oh, also, Zinith ...
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Could somebody get a priest or something?

 

[Cracke]

I don't know about toppings but deep-dish pizza is an abomination

Deep-Dish Pizza is great, I'm coincidentally ordering some from Jet's pizza right now,

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Goddamn y'all really taking about politics again smh

Isnt that the default thought prossess of some users here anyway

 

[Zinith]

That moment when "jacked Yoshi" is the least un-welcoming Yoshi art at the moment

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Pyra The stinky trees are blooming

 

[Deleted member]

I mean, as a deity,

Isn't your income more than all of us combined will ever make in our lifetime?

just create more money 4head

98% of 0 is still 0

These all make different yet equally harmful assumptions about deities. So I'll educate ya'll
1) we do not receive any income
2) only Sayaka, Goddess of Cash Money, can produce money out of thin air
3) at least half of your taxes should be paid as tribute to us because that's how we manage to live withou an income

 

[Dyllybirdy]

That moment when "jacked Yoshi" is the least un-welcoming Yoshi art at the moment

This image took like a full minute to load for me... and that's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

 

[Deleted member]

This image took like a full minute to load for me... and that's a minute of my life I'll never get back.

What do you mean? That’s hot!

 

[Pyra]

Pyra The stinky trees are blooming

Ah yes, it's that time of the year, huh?
Oh no.

These all make different yet equally harmful assumptions about deities. So I'll educate ya'll
1) we do not receive any income
2) only Sayaka, Goddess of Cash Money, can produce money out of thin air
3) at least half of your taxes should be paid as tribute to us because that's how we manage to live withou an income

"Gods cannot sustain themselves without taxpayer money"

I feel like this is poetic in a way.

 

[Deleted member]

Ah yes, it's that time of the year, huh?
Oh no.


"Gods cannot sustain themselves without taxpayer money"

I feel like this is poetic in a way.

Look, we don't have jobs and I'm not getting these hands dirty, they're for three things and three things only:
1) ****posting
2) ****ing
3) petting dogs

 

[Zinith]

What do you mean? That’s hot!

*Thinking my boi is hot just by innocently lounging*

I guess I was TOO successful in spreading Yoshi appreciation

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Could somebody get a priest or something?

Got ya covered.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

3) at least half of your taxes should be paid as tribute to us because that's how we manage to live withou an income

That seals it for me...

Zinith is not a god

Otherwise, he'd be paying his taxes, even if gods have taxes

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

That seals it for me...

Zinith is not a god

Otherwise, he'd be paying his taxes, even if gods had taxes

Ya heard of Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud, now get ready for the spin off...

Zinith Commits Tax Fraud

 

[Deleted member]

*Thinking my boi is hot just by innocently lounging*

I guess I was TOO successful in spreading Yoshi appreciation

All hail Yoshi! All hail Yoshi!

 

[KMDP]

I attack just by the power of Yoshi's massive aura...

*buff Yoshi art I could find that wasn't completely creepy*

Brrrring-Haaaaaa~...

 

[Deleted member]

Brrrring-Haaaaaa~...

Thanks for reminding me that that cursed video exists.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

What do you mean? That’s hot!

Um, well, okay then... I'm not one to judge.

 

[NineS]

Thanks for reminding me that that cursed video exists.

Huh?
Cursed?

Great, looks like the brainwashing is wearing off. You know what to do, Zinith

 

[Zinith]

All hail Yoshi! All hail Yoshi!

Ya know, if any of you start to have a... *ahem* "thing" for my boi, I'm not financially liable

 

[Deleted member]

Look, we don't have jobs and I'm not getting these hands dirty, they're for three things and three things only:
2) ****ing

I know it's a god thing but can you teach me how to poop out of my hands

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Ah yes, it's that time of the year, huh?
Oh no.

You ready for virginia beach to smell like wet dog from the ironicly named Dogwood Tree