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[Zinith]

That seals it for me...

Zinith is not a god

Otherwise, he'd be paying his taxes, even if gods have taxes

I assume there's like a deity tax, or something

I ain't no part of a pantheon. It's me and **** all else

 

[Dyllybirdy]

I know it's a god thing but can you teach me how to poop out of my hands

Yes, I can see how that could be a useful skill!

 

[Pyra]

You ready for virginia beach to smell like wet dog from the ironicly named Dogwood Tree

Bring it on
I dealt with it at ODU, I can deal with it here.

I'll only gag a few times.

 

[Deleted member]

I know it's a god thing but can you teach me how to poop out of my hands

No you ****ing pleb it's the F-word!

 

[Deleted member]

*cough cough* What did you do to me! Zinith ? I’m only loyal to one person and you know who that is!

 

[Pyra]

No you ****ing pleb it's the F-word!

Odd that you called him a pooping pleb

 

[Deleted member]

No you ****ing pleb it's the F-word!

you shouldn't be breaking falls with your hands then man it's dangerous

 

[Zinith]

*cough cough* What did you do to me! Zinith ? I’m only loyal to one person and you know who that is!


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Hey, I only provided the image and the rest was all you. You have deep love for the dino

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Men can do many great things...
But only gods can get their aunt an online dating profile.

 

[Just a penguin]

Would you like to be the Court Reporter? Of course, you can only publish stories I approve.
You're either that or a pizza topping. Your choice.



Is this a compliment or an insult

Penguin news:

Mayor ToasterBrains picks a fight with a god, which is generally regarded as a bad idea. He has also attempted a 98% tax, but excludes himself from the effects. Finally, he has threatened a reporter. But first, this reporter's intrepid journey to escape the pizza-topping-maker.

 

[Deleted member]

Men can do many great things...
But only gods can get their aunt an online dating profile.

So she can get out of the house once in a while?

 

[Pyra]

Penguin news:

Mayor ToasterBrains picks a fight with a god, which is generally regarded as a bad idea. He has also attempted a 98% tax, but excludes himself from the effects. Finally, he has threatened a reporter. But first, this reporter's intrepid journey to escape the pizza-topping-maker.

This is libel.
I tax myself 100%.

Of course, that money goes to the local government.... sooooo....

 

[Deleted member]

This is libel.
I tax myself 100%.

Of course, that money goes to the local government.... sooooo....

im starting to think that it's rise up time

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

So she can get out of the house once in a while?

No no no.

So she can get out of the DANG house for once in a while.
I am glad you got that refrence.

 

[Pyra]

im starting to think that it's rise up time

Expect a 40,000 ToasterDollar check in the mail soon.

 

[Zinith]

Men can do many great things...
But only gods can get their aunt an online dating profile.

Well to be fair, I only have one living aunt, and she's been married for as long as I can remember...

 

[Deleted member]

Expect a 40,000 ToasterDollar check in the mail soon.

currency only has value because we make it have value

 

[Pyra]

currency only has value because we make it have value

And this currency has at least TD$40,000 of value

 

[Just a penguin]

Expect a 40,000 ToasterDollar check in the mail soon.

Penguin news:

Evidence of bribery has been shown by ToasterBrains, who has created an entire currency (currently worth 1/100 of a penny) destabilizing the economic situation. Meanwhile, public support turns against Mayor Toasterbrains, who is currently drastically losing support. More news whenever I feel like it.

 

[Zinith]

Anyways, this god needs his rest. G'night...

 

[Deleted member]

And this currency has at least TD$40,000 of value

what is a toasterdollar

a miserable little pile of currency

 

[Deleted member]

Anyways, this god needs his rest. G'night...

That image is the actual best thing.

 

[Pyra]

Penguin news:

Evidence of bribery has been shown by ToasterBrains, who has created an entire currency (currently worth 1/100 of a penny) destabilizing the economic situation. Meanwhile, public support turns against Mayor Toasterbrains, who is currently drastically losing support. More news whenever I feel like it.

What do my people want

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I could listen to the temple of light theme from world of light on repeat all day. So serene and beautiful yet melancholic.

 

[NineS]

Alright, folks. We've been discriminated against for not being Toasterbrains by ToasterBrains for far too long.

It's time we re-instate communism!

 

[Deleted member]

What do my people want

a bf

 

[Pyra]

Alright, folks. We've been discriminated against for not being Toasterbrains by ToasterBrains for far too long.

It's time we re-instate communism!

Well whenever I become a mod, I hope I'll be red enough for you.
Unless I become an admin. Then we're whatever system Gray is.

a bf

I have ways to produce one for you.

 

[Deleted member]

I have ways to produce one for you.

sexy tell me more

 

[KMDP]

What do my people want

Additional pylons.

a bf

Same thing.

 

[NineS]

Well whenever I become a mod, I hope I'll be red enough for you.
Unless I become an admin. Then we're whatever system Gray is.

I think Gray is technically extra terrestrial, according to my search engine.


Unless we get taken over by machines, RE-INSTATE COMMUNISM!

it's what he would've wanted...

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Anyways, this god needs his rest. G'night...

Oh, so that means you're Hypnos, the Greek God of Sleep! No other gods sleep, after all...

What do my people want

Hugs, duh.

 

[Pyra]

sexy tell me more

There's a boyfriend order form online... they come with a lot of options, natural, synthetic, or robotic.

 

[osby]

I could listen to the temple of light theme from world of light on repeat all day. So serene and beautiful yet melancholic.

Wasn't that track Destroyed Skyworld? Or am I mixing up things?

 

[Gyrom8]

What do my people want

Legalised Pilotwings

 

[NineS]

There's a boyfriend order form online... they come with a lot of options, natural, synthetic, or robotic.

Is there a 2D option? Asking for a friend.

Oooh. How about 4D?

 

[Deleted member]

There's a boyfriend order form online... they come with a lot of options, natural, synthetic, or robotic.

sounds gay lmao

 

[osby]

Oh, so that means you're Hypnos, the Greek God of Sleep! No other gods sleep, after all...

Tell that to Chutulhu.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

What do my people want

Mother 3 localized

Though I assume that's beyond your control...

 

[Pyra]

Is there a 2D option? Asking for a friend.

Oooh. How about 4D?

Both!
Of course, the 4D boyfriends have the ability to look inside of you at a glance... so...

sounds gay lmao

So you're in, then?

Hugs, duh.

Those come standard in my town.

Legalised Pilotwings

Sure, but the catch is you have to play animal crossing music on it.

Mother 3 localized

Though I assume that's beyond your control...

It is beyond my control. I can, however, localize three mothers.

 

[Deleted member]

So you're in, then?

no homosexuality is a sin

"if a man lieth with another man as he lieth with a woman, he gay lmao" - jesus