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[Deleted member]

Peter Parker always wanted to be a hero but unlike everyone else, he wasn't born with spider powers. That is, until one day, he met his icon the greatest of spider heroes, Spider Might, and proved himself to him as a worthy successor of Spider for All, a spider power passed down through generations that grows stronger with each one.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Peter Parker always wanted to be a hero but unlike everyone else, he wasn't born with spider powers. That is, until one day, he met his icon the greatest of spider heroes, Spider Might, and proved himself to him as a worthy successor of Spider for All, a spider power passed down through generations that grows stronger with each one.

Is this Spiderverse?

 

[Zinith]

Sounds like a mystery.

You thinking what I'm thinking, gang?

I have a mystery in our hands...

How can a cartoon franchise with a cast of 5 have dozens of voice actors for 4 of them over the course of 50 years, yet that broad-jawed twit still has his VA from 1969?!!!

 

[osby]

Is this Spiderverse?

Nah, it's My Spider Academy.

 

[NineS]

Nah, it's My Spider Academy.

Who knew all it'd take for Pete to get some spidey-powers was eat some of Spider-Might's webbing.


Don't take that out of context.

 

[Deleted member]

Pizza time.

 

[KMDP]

Considering the Scooby Doo formula, KMDP did it

Drat!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Gwen.

 

[NineS]

Pizza time.

Ah.

Nothing like another, sweet descent into insanity as I relish what it'd be like to be an italian spiderman who's webs are made of melted, sticky cheese.

Did I mention the spiderman was a mime?

 

[Deleted member]

Y'know from an objective standpoint Miles is the best Spider-Man because I said so

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Drat!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Gwen.

You know, I feel that people unironically blame me for stupid ****

 

[Pyra]

I have a mystery in our hands...

How can a cartoon franchise with a cast of 5 have dozens of voice actors for 4 of them over the course of 50 years, yet that broad-jawed twit still has his VA from 1969?!!!

He has been stealing the life force from the other VAs.

 

[Deleted member]

Y'all ****ers need to make more Pokemon Trainer Nia ****

You know, I feel that people unironically blame me for stupid ****

*trips over, slams bicycle on friend's nuts* sorry gwen told me to

 

[NineS]

Y'know from an objective standpoint Miles is the best Spider-Man because I said so

Actually--

... Huh. It's hard to argue with that logic, so I guess you're right. So I'll one-up you.

Miles is the best Spider-man, but this guy,

Is objectively the best spider-person.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Actually--

... Huh. It's hard to argue with that logic, so I guess you're right. So I'll one-up you.

Miles is the best Spider-man, but this guy,

Is objectively the best spider-person.

Bruh you're saying that for the meme. This asshole only ever had 2 mech fights before constantly reusing footage and he nearly got murdered by disco music

 

[NineS]

Bruh you're saying that for the meme. This ******* only ever had 2 mech fights before constantly reusing footage and he nearly got murdered by disco music

You're talking to a guy who said he was going to main piranha plant before he was even released, and then proceeded to unironically do so.

Hell yeah I'm saying that for the meme. No shame here.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

You're talking to a guy who said he was going to main piranha plant before he was even released, and then proceeded to unironically do so.

Hell yeah I'm saying that for the meme. No shame here.

Ok but I actually watched Toei Spiderman

 

[Deleted member]

Is this Spiderverse?

The joke has already been made so I'll just ask what your self-insert is doing in the movie

Drat!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Gwen.

 

[Pyra]

You were voted into office last night while you were asleep.

Here's the key to the city, Mayor GhosterBrains.

Seriously though I have no idea either.

Ah, thank you. Turns out my status from yesterday was for this, apparently.

My first order of business is to provide everyone with free access to obscure pizza toppings.

 

[Deleted member]

Ah, thank you. Turns out my status from yesterday was for this, apparently.

My first order of business is to provide everyone with free access to obscure pizza toppings.

Anchovies? I’ve never had anchovies on pizza… or ever.

 

[Cracke]

Ah, thank you. Turns out my status from yesterday was for this, apparently.

My first order of business is to provide everyone with free access to obscure pizza toppings.

Finally I can put pineapple on Pizza and nobody can discriminate, thank you MayorGhosterBrains

 

[Pyra]

Anchovies? I’ve never had anchovies on pizza… or ever.

Not obscure enough.

Anchovies will still cost money, but stuff like Jackfruit pizza will be free.

 

[Gyrom8]

Ah.

Nothing like another, sweet descent into insanity as I relish what it'd be like to be an italian spiderman who's webs are made of melted, sticky cheese.

Did I mention the spiderman was a mime?

It seems the spiderverse has already spawned an Italian Spiderman

srsly though you should go see it, it's great

 

[Deleted member]

I was at the mall recently, in the food court, and I got myself some jalapeño and pork quesadillas. I ate two of the three, intending to take the third home to eat later, but I left it there. When I came back to get it, it was gone. The joke’s on the sucker who stole it though, that thing was loaded with jalapeños.

 

[Pyra]

Finally I can put pineapple on Pizza and nobody can discriminate, thank you MayorGhosterBrains

I would say pineapple is my favorite obscure topping, but I have no ****ing idea what it is so I guess it wins

 

[NineS]

Finally I can put pineapple on Pizza and nobody can discriminate, thank you MayorGhosterBrains

Damn.. I'm gonna find a way to discriminate regardless.

Uh...

I want 5 pineapple-hating Gordon Ramsays on my pizza as toppings!
If I can't discriminate against Pineapple-pizza lovers, then I'll make my toppings discriminate for me!

 

[Pyra]

It seems the spiderverse has already spawned an Italian Spiderman

srsly though you should go see it, it's great

Does he shoot web like this

Spoiler

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Ah, thank you. Turns out my status from yesterday was for this, apparently.

My first order of business is to provide everyone with free access to obscure pizza toppings.

How will I sustain myself exclusively on toppings? Then again I'm lucky as by just eating the toppings I don't have to pay for the rest of the pizza

 

[Zinith]

He has been stealing the life force from the other VAs.

Especially from the Scooby VAs since Welker is now HIS VA

 

[KMDP]

Not obscure enough.

Anchovies will still cost money, but stuff like Jackfruit pizza will be free.

What about Surströmming?

 

[Deleted member]

I’m sorry, but after all the Spider-Man talk, I couldn’t resist switching to this one.

 

[Pyra]

What about Surströmming?

Sure, that works. That comes with the added benefit of making your neighbors absolutely hate you.

 

[Deleted member]

Speaking of Spider-Man I bring you the most cursed video to ever grace this planet

 

[NineS]

Speaking of Spider-Man I bring you the most cursed video to ever grace this planet

I wonder how many times they had to shoot this scene to get it done right.

Hell, it looks like they forgot to shoot it a couple of more times or used the wrong footage.

 

[Pyra]

If I'm mayor of this town, I'll have to appoint some staff...

Speaking of Spider-Man I bring you the most cursed video to ever grace this planet

You can be the court jester.

 

[Deleted member]

If I'm mayor of this town, I'll have to appoint some staff...

Can I be your footstool?

 

[NineS]

If I'm mayor of this town, I'll have to appoint some staff...



You can be the court jester.

Might I be the lamp?

I'm allergic to moths. Will that be an issue?

 

[Zinith]

I'm still your GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

 

[Dyllybirdy]

I-is there really a g-ghost here?

 

[Deleted member]

I'm still your GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

What is a god to a mayor?

 

[Cracke]

I'm still your GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

But what is a god to a non-believer, who is also a God? Don't question anything.