Super Smash Bros. Infinite Project (Finally Finished!???)

[cashregister9]

I've changed my submission from Paul Rudd to...

Job 142

Tony Hawk

This would take the form of a smash trailer The 2 lines would cross and Tony Hawk would be seen grinding on a gnarly half-pipe but he would be holding a switch in his hands, He would land and place the switch into a Dock, Tony would then Ollie into the switch where he appears as a Mii and we see his mii in several outfits and gameplay scenarios before the trailer ends.

Tony Hawk is the star of a large video game series.

 

[Glubbfubb]

I've changed my submission from Paul Rudd to...

Then what am I supposed to do with this

 

[airConditioner]

Job 143: IU takes the stage!?

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Known as South Korea's little sister, Lee Ji-eun is one of the most powerful singer-songwriters in the music industry. Although initially adopting a mainstream K-Pop artstyle, her music has ventured further and further away from the mainstream and has become something that has its own sound. She continually dominates charts such as Forbes Power Celebrity, Billboard, Gaon, among others. Her most recent album Lilac was released to immediate success, breaking the Gaon top 30 chart in Korea almost right after its release and topping the iTunes chart in 11 countries. In addition to her powerful vocals and dominance over music charts, she also has ventures into television and acting, with one of my favorite roles in K-Drama being her lead role in Hotel del Luna as the ghost hotel runner Jang Man-wol. Her power as a celebrity in Korea has given her the opportunity to donate millions (over a billion if my math is right) of won towards children, the elderly, and COVID relief.

IU would be no stranger to endorsements - she has endorsed a wide range of things such as cosmetics and electronics, including video games. Video games are no doubt popular in Korea, though the most popular are PC Games. As such, by having a high profile celebrity such as IU endorse console video games, it would give Nintendo a new market to compete in and thus more money. Her trailer could be an analysis of various characters and have her competing against the other celebrity in the trailer.

Stream Lilac

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Celebrity endorsement: Kermit the Frog

Kermit, by technicality, is not a real person. However, there is a history of him and the Muppets being treated as real people in promotional events and materials so I'd say he counts just as much as a stage name.

The Muppets were basically created for commercials, are known for meeting celebrities, and are no strangers to violence - blowing up buildings, eating one another alive, kicking each other, they've done it all. It'd be pretty funny to see Kermit fight a human in an ad for Smash, and also represent the multiple art styles and tones of the many source materials.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Would submitting Hatsune Miku for this prompt make her inelligible for future newcomer jobs?

 

[Speed Weed]

Would submitting Hatsune Miku for this prompt make her inelligible for future newcomer jobs?

this is the greatest post in the history of this thread

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Would submitting Hatsune Miku for this prompt make her inelligible for future newcomer jobs?

Miku is ineligible for the launch roster because, due to gaming licenses, she would be classified as a SEGA character along with Crypton Future Media who outright owns the character. So she would be eligible for this submission but ineligible for a launch inclusion. She would technically be open for inclusion for dlc.

Which is a great transition point for discussing Infinite dlc. I don’t have a solid basis on what sort a DLC roadmap or how we will implement it. I can say though that we will have a discussion period concerning both DLC and how it will be implemented and what sort of content we may include in this roadmap.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

I will say that we have two more commercials planned that will incorporate a similar “guest player” style. I would like this first commercial to incorporate more live-action guests like what we have been submitting. I know we didn’t put rules about non-human guests but I feel that Hatsune Miku would be better for a possible later commercial that involves more pop-cultural content.

 

[Adrianette Bromide]

Job 143 : Dr. Eggma- I mean Jim Carrey

What would be a more perfect corporate advertisement than having Jim Carrey play Dr. Eggman to shill both Smash and the Sonic Cinematic Universe?

I can easily see Jim playing Smash with Jimmy Fallon or something and saying "This chump looks only half as handsome as me" or something.

Vote? Yes? Aaaaaalrighty then!

 

[Janx_uwu]

The world is theirs...




They've got blue hair, a blue tie, and they're hiding in your Wi-Fi!





GIVE IT UP FOR...








JOB 143: Tyler "Ninja" Blevins

Tyler Blevins, who goes by his tag "Ninja" on the popular streaming platform Twitch, is an influential gamer who is most well known for streaming the ever-popular battle royale game Fortnite. He's pretty rad.
Also here, have this video of the greatest celebrity crossover of all time, playing the greatest gaming crossover of all time.

Ok but jokes aside a lot of kids really do look up to this guy so having him on could really help boost the game's sales.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

The world is theirs...




They've got blue hair, a blue tie, and they're hiding in your Wi-Fi!





GIVE IT UP FOR...








JOB 143: Tyler "Ninja" Blevins

Tyler Blevins, who goes by his tag "Ninja" on the popular streaming platform Twitch, is an influential gamer who is most well known for streaming the ever-popular battle royale game Fortnite. He's pretty rad.
Also here, have this video of the greatest celebrity crossover of all time, playing the greatest gaming crossover of all time.

Ok but jokes aside a lot of kids really do look up to this guy so having him on could really help boost the game's sales.

Hello, unfortunately Ninja isn't eligible for this round.

This job is solely for celebrities known by a wider audience. We're gonna be saving influencers like Ninja for another job .

 

[Janx_uwu]

Fair enough.
JOB 143:
Micheal Jordan

Micheal Jordan is often considered one of the greatest basketball players of all time. He's a household name even for those who don't know the first thing about the sport. He also starred in the 1996 film Space Jam, which recently got a sequel.
Speaking of Space Jam, Micheal Jordan is no stranger to endorsements, and has appeared in multiple video games, most obviously the NBA 2K series. I think he'd be a pretty good fit for this advertisement.

 

[Mushroomguy12]

Job 142

Keanu Reeves

Mr. Breathtaking himself, Keanu Reeves is the star of many famous film series such as The Matrix, John Wick, and Bill and Ted. He was also famously used to promote another game previously at E3, which became one of the most memorable moments of said E3, so he would be no stranger to game endorsements. He has also become a beloved internet meme and a symbol of wholesomeness while also maintaining his action star persona, so I think he'd be great for a Smash endorsement in particular.

 

[Mr. Robotto]

Job 142: Barack Obama

Prepare to get smacked by his stimulus package!
That's right, the 44th President of the United States of America will be endorsing Super Smash Bros. Infinite!

"Uhh.. My Fellow Americans.

Buy Smash Infinite for the Nintendo Switch 2 Console! [Tentative Name]"


And that's how you sell copies.​

 

[Jomosensual]

Job 142

Mike Tyson

While known as an iconic boxer, Mike Tyson is also known in gaming circles for his role in Punch Out. It wouldn't feel out of place at all to see him involved with Nintendo and he could even make some references to his appearance in Punch Out

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

SUBMISSIONS FOR A CELEBRITY WHO WILL APPEAR IN AN INFINITE COMMERCIAL IS OBVER VOTING BEGINS!!!

User	Submission	Known for...
Krookodilian	Gordon Ramsey	Celebrity chef, entertainer, entrepreneur, being mean. Iron Chef(?), edge-lord of the kitchen
Ramen Tengoku	Beyoncé Knowles-Carter	Excellent singer, dancer, entrepreneur, songwriter, record producer, amazing voice, cultural icon
cashregister9	Tony Hawk	Professional skate boarder, personality, known for the Tony Hawk Pro Skater games
GolisoPower	Ryan Reynolds	Deadpool and Pikachu, actor, entertainer, producer, and all around great guy
Venus of the Desert Bloom	Shaquille O'Neal	Former basketball star, entrepreneur, actor, DJ, sheriff deputy,
PeridotGX	Kevin Feige	Movie producer, crossover mogul, movie studio president
Glubbfubb	Phil Swift	Entrepreneur, CEO of Flex Seal, TV personality
airConditioner	IU (Lee Ji-eun)	Musician, entertainer, dancer, actress, songwriter, Nation's Sweetheart
Wario Wario Wario	Kermit the Frog	Entertainer, musician, actor, a Muppet, a Frog and love interest of the honorable Miss Piggy
Adrianette Bromide	Dr. Eggman Jim Carrey	Actor, entertainer, funny man, pet detective, man of many masks, artist, and ALLL RIGHTY THEN!!!
Janx_uwu	Michael Jordan	One of the most famous of all Basketball Players, dream team, actor, one-time baseball player, entrepreneur, believes he can fly
Mushroomguy12	Keanu Reeves	Whoa......actor, entrepreneur, philathropist, sometimes sad, writer, director, and The One
Mr. Robotto	Barack Obama	Number 44, former US Senator, philanthropist, writer, politician, attorney, YES WE CAN!
Jomosensual	Mike Tyson	Former heavyweight boxer, entrepreneur, actor, video game idol, writer

We will be accepting the top two winners who will appear and interact during a series of matches; while making tasteful and playful jabs at each other throughout the course of the commercial.

PLEASE USE THE FOLLOWING GOOGLE FORM FOR VOTING

SUB-ELEMENT SUBMISSION RESULTS

Submission	3 Points	2 Points	1 Point	Total
Wood Dungeon	2 (6)	3 (6)	0 (0)	12
Junktown Dungeon	2 (6)	1 (2)	5 (5)	13
Snow Dungeon	1 (3)	4 (8)	3 (3)	14
Crystal Cave Dungeon	5 (15)	1 (2)	2 (2)	19
Occult Dungeon	3 (9)	4 (8)	3 (3)	20

We will be accepting the top two submissions and, oddly, the submissions kind of worked out in the end. In fact, we have sort of a descending order from bottom to top. The submissions we will be accepting are

Occult Dungeon and Crystal Cave Dungeon!

Thank you to everyone who submitted content! Truly a lot of these dungeons deserve to be included but, for now, we are only accepting these ones.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Job #143: Submit a New Food for the Food Item Based on a Particular Culture/Country
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We were going to do a Wishing Star job submission but the mode is still currently being revamped and fleshed out by the Leadership Teams we want to form a basis, based on what people discussed during our discussed period, so we decided to take the helm in crafting a foundation for us to build upon. As of right now, the mode is severely lacking without any proper direction. So, we will shuffle the jobs around as we work out the issues with the Wishing Stars submission.

Food are healing items that come out of various containers and capsules. The food are actually pictures of real food but transitioned into Smash. It's one of the rare examples, save for the Winter Cabin Cat, where a real picture is included into Smash. Food has typically been more internationally recognized food such as cake, hot dogs, doughnuts, pizza, hamburgers, popcorn, and chocoloate as well as fruits which includes kiwis, cherries, pears, pineapples, and more. Finally, Smash has also included various Japanese food such as the Onigiri (rice ball), Ebi Tempura (Shrimp Tempura), and Ramen and Gyudon (beef rice bowl) from previous games. In addition, Chinese food has also been included Dim Sum (or Shumai in Japanese), and bao dumplings. These food tends to give different amounts of healing with the Turkey healing up to 15% and Cherries healing for 1%.

As we are appealing to a wide international audience, we are expanding our selection of culinary healing items to include dishes that are important within a cultural or ethnic context. This includes cuisine from a particular country, ethnicity, culture, or population. This food can be readily available in other parts of the world but not necessarily seen in the same international light as a pizza, hamburger, or pancake. The idea is for someone who may be playing Infinite in a different country and sees this food and says "Wow! they included it!" On the same token, possibly a clueless Smasher who might think "Hey, what's food!? I have never seen it before." or perhaps someone who is with the clueless Smasher and says "What?! You don't know what that is? Well, I know what it is! heh heh." Basically, a dish that is recognizable for a particular culture, ethnicity, and/or country while also educating other Smashers on what the food is.

What sort of food would be acceptable? Please use this as a guide for inclusions:

• Bibimbap (South Korea)
• Curry and Nan (India)
• Gyro (Greece)
• Escargot (France)
• Palt (Sweden)
• Moqueca (Brazil)
• Kugel (Ashkenazi Jewish)

NO DRINKS


When submitting, please provide the following:

• Name​
• Picture​
• Country of Origin. If inapplicable, please label the general area of, is possible, the culture or ethnicity​
• Brief explanation of what this food is​
• Why is it important to that culture and why would it benefit being included in Smash​
• How much does it heal (Max; 10%, minimum 1%)​

Crap, now I am hungry.....

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Can of Baked Beans (Britain)

Perfect for watching Cars 2, baked beans are a Bri'ish staple. They were technically from the US, but exist in a greatly different form over there. It'd just be funny to see baked beans in Smash, there's your reason.

 

[GolisoPower]

Job 143:
Tavuk Göğsü (Tah-voo GOO-shoe) (Turkey)

Tavuk göğsü is a very odd kind of dessert: it's a milk pudding made with shredded chicken breast meat. It was considered a royalty food by the Ottoman Empire, and is now considered a modern-day delicacy of Turkey. Smash has always been about adding the obscure and weird ever since Smash 64 with Earthbound, so why not have that extend to food, as well, eh? When eating a bit of tavuk göğsü, you heal 2%.

 

[cashregister9]

Pho (Vietnam)

Pho, pronounced Fuh, Is a Vietnamese soup dish consisting of Noodles, Herbs and Meat. Pho is the face of Vietnamese cuisine and would make a good fit to rep the country.

you would heal 4% when consuming this.

 

[airConditioner]

While another Vietnamese dish was already submitted, I would like to also take into account another iconic dish of the nation being Bánh Mì. The sandwich is often made on a Vietnamese baguette roll (also known as bánh mì) as well as fillings. The most common toppings for this sandwich are thịt nguội (Vietnamese jamon), chả (a type of processed meat usually made of pork), pickled vegetables (đồ chua, often carrots and radishes), cilantro, and jalapenos. However, the sandwich is highly customizable, with other toppings including meatballs (xíu mại), fried eggs (trứng chiên ôp-la), sardines (cá mồi) among others.

The dish was introduced by the French during the Nguyễn dynasty (which is partially responsible for the spread of the common Vietnamese last name Nguyễn) in the middle of the 19th century. Imported wheat flour was a luxury in this era, leading to the high costs of French style bánh tây (Western bread), thus leading to many Vietnamese bakers using rice flour. This led to the Vietnamese bread we know today, born of a mixture of rice and wheat flour, hence the shatteringly crisp outside that cuts the roof of your mouth and the fluffy interior that is perfect for dipping in soups and stews like Bò Kho. As a result from French influence in the country due to colonialism, early Bánh Mì often was tailored to French tastes. However, due to the split of the nation that led to the infamous war, many Northern Vietnamese civilians emigrated to the South, changing the style of the sandwich. Eventually, the Bánh Mì sandwich evolved into what we know today. Many Vietnamese immigrants brought the sandwich to new places around the world, where it has captured the hearts and stomachs of many. Due to the importance of foods like Bánh Mì, Phở, and other Vietnamese dishes, I believe that it would be appropriate to include at least one as a part of Super Smash Bros.

 

[Mr. Robotto]

Job 143
"French" (Belgian) Fries

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Origin: Belgium

Yes, to me and many people's dismay, fries aren't actually in Smash yet somehow. I find it such a disgrace for such a cultural icon to not get featured in the biggest gaming crossover of all time. And that's why I'm here advocating for them to finally get their deserved debut. So let's start at the beginning.

The Birth and Beginning of Belgian Fries
Fries are made from potatoes, also called "patatten" in Belgium. A "patat" means a potato in Belgium but in the Netherlands a "patat" or "bakje patat", means a packet of fries with mayonnaise. More about fries later...
Now first some more about potatoes. Potatoes are very nutritious and are part of the daily menu in many families and homes. There are a number of theories about how they ended up on our plates. So let's begin with a small history lesson shall we?

How did the Potato end up in Belgium?
Paul Illegems, author of several books on French fries, puts the origin of potatoes in Spain. He writes that one of the first cultivations took place there, namely in a convent in Seville. There lived a nun who was very interested in food and also in the potato, for whatever reason. In Spain, a lot of cooking is done with olive oil, and it is very plausible to believe that the Spaniards brought this knowledge along with their vegetables to Belgium and the Netherlands with them. But believe it or not, this is not the only theory. In 1567, one Juan De la Molina sent some barrels of potatoes to his brother, Luis, in Antwerp. This Juan was on the Canary Islands at the time, and it is very possible that it is thanks to him that we also started to feast on these delicious tubers.

Origin of Belgian Fries
But where do the Belgian fries come from? A very well known story about the origin comes from a manuscript by Joseph Gérard from 1781. According to him, the inhabitants (especially the poor) of Namur, Dinant and Andenne were fishing for small fish in the Meuse River. But in winter the water froze and they cut potatoes in the shape of the little fish and fried the potatoes in the same way. This theory is overturned by Pierre Leclercq who says that fat was far too expensive for the poor at the time.

Though, there are many theories about the origins of Belgian fries, unfortunately far too many to write down here. There is also no theory that has been scientifically proven, which makes speculation all the more fun. The only thing that has been accepted as fact is that Belgian fries have become a national pride and joy and should never be taken away from the Belgians.

Different Kinds of Fries
Americans call Belgian fries 'French fries' but real French fries are thinner and flatter than real Belgian fries. You also have pommes Pont-Neuf, pommes bataille, pommes paille, steppegras-frietjes, etc., etc...

Closing Words
Even though I'm not ethnically Belgian, I do love myself some Belgian fries from time to time. Belgian fries are a huge cultural icon and we despise the French for forcing their name on the pride and joy of the Belgians. At last, a little fact to end things off...

Did you know that Belgian French fry shop culture was recognized as intangible cultural heritage? If there is one thing you find in just about every Belgian town, it's the French fry shop - 5,000 of them in all. With this national recognition, the Belgian French fry shop culture now also has a chance of being recognized by Unesco. The fact that Belgian fries can't be compared to anything else isn't just hot air. Our Belgian fries are shorter, meatier and yellower than American fries. The climate and soil in Belgium are ideal for growing quality potatoes. Add to that its central location, in the heart of the European potato region, and you can understand why this small country is one of the world's leading suppliers of fries.

| Dankjewel om te lezen / Merci pour votre attention |

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[Mushroomguy12]

Job 143

Taco (Mexico)

A taco is a traditional Mexican dish consisting of a small hand-sized corn or wheat tortilla topped with a filling. The tortilla is then folded around the filling and eaten by hand. A taco can be made with a variety of fillings, including beef, pork, chicken, seafood, beans, vegetables, and cheese, allowing for great versatility and variety. They are often garnished with various condiments, such as salsa, guacamole, or sour cream, and vegetables, such as lettuce, onion, tomatoes, and chiles. Tacos are a common form of antojitos, or Mexican street food, which have spread around the world.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Lmao I spent 15 minutes writing about kebabs before I realized they're already in Smash

JOB 143: Macaron (Italy)

The Macaron is a sweet (and expensive!) treat hailing from Sicily, Italy, but also have roots in French culture. They are comprised of egg whites, icing sugar, granulated sugar, almond meal, and food coloring. Speaking of food coloring, macarons are perhaps so popular because of the wide variety of expressive colors they come in. Those in North America are most familiar with the more almond-tasteing French macaron-though the one used in Smash will be the Italian-style macaron, which are more powdery and sweeter.

In Smash, they would heal 3%. Unlike many other foods in Smash, they can come in a variety of different colors to signify their iconic trait.

I really hope I spelled macaron right

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Lmao I spent 15 minutes writing about kebabs before I realized they're already in Smash

JOB 143: Macaron (Italy)

The Macaron is a sweet (and expensive!) treat hailing from Sicily, Italy, but also have roots in French culture. They are comprised of egg whites, icing sugar, granulated sugar, almond meal, and food coloring. Speaking of food coloring, macarons are perhaps so popular because of the wide variety of expressive colors they come in. Those in North America are most familiar with the more almond-tasteing French macaron-though the one used in Smash will be the Italian-style macaron, which are more powdery and sweeter.

In Smash, they would heal 3%. Unlike many other foods in Smash, they can come in a variety of different colors to signify their iconic trait.

I really hope I spelled macaron right

Pretty Patties!

 

[chocolatejr9]

Pretty Patties!

I just wanna mention that as of that episode, Spongebob canonically owns the Krusty Krab. I know that's not related to the project, but I felt more people should know that...

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

I just wanna mention that as of that episode, Spongebob canonically owns the Krusty Krab. I know that's not related to the project, but I felt more people should know that...

SpongeBob lore is like an eldritch abomination: it's out there, but the more you try to make sense of it the more likely you are to fall into its grip.

 

[chocolatejr9]

SpongeBob lore is like an eldritch abomination: it's out there, but the more you try to make sense of it the more likely you are to fall into its grip.

At least this bit is easier to explain: just say Spongebob hired to Mr. Krabs to serve as manager while he continued working as a fry cook despite being the owner. It would help explain a few things...

Wait, why are we talking about Spongebob Lore?

 

[Krookodilian]

Food Submissions closing shortly.

Celebrity Advertisement Results

Spoiler: Results

User	Submission	Votes
Krookodilian	Gordon Ramsey	4
Ramen Tengoku	Beyoncé Knowles-Carter	3
cashregister9	Tony Hawk	5
GolisoPower	Ryan Reynolds	12
Venus of the Desert Bloom	Shaquille O'Neal	8
PeridotGX	Kevin Feige	5
Glubbfubb	Phil Swift	5
airConditioner	IU (Lee Ji-eun)	5
Wario Wario Wario	Kermit the Frog	13!
Adrianette Bromide	Dr. Eggman Jim Carrey	12
Janx_uwu	Michael Jordan	1
Mushroomguy12	Keanu Reeves	4
Mr. Robotto	Barack Obama	19!!
Jomosensual	Mike Tyson	6

Well, Democracy has spoken and ...uh.... my fellow Americans (and non-Americans).... Barack Obama and Kermit the Frog will be your Smash Infinite Advertisement stars! Its not easy being green, or the 44th president of the united states, but these two have overcome their challenges to provide you possibly one the greatest advertisements ever. However, its now up to you to make that possibility a reality...

Job #144: Direct/Write the Smash Infinite trailer starring Barack Obama and Kermit the Frog!
Barry and Kermy have been casted for our ad, however what they will do in this ad is purely up to you (the submitter), and us (the voters)! While this advertisement must be be involved with Smash Infinite enough to be considered an advertisement for the game, the direction can go anywhere including them playing Infinite on a couch together, them being dropped into the world of smash and having to brawl with the video game stars themselves, or even some more abstract piece of art like that one PS3 commercial with that baby. all thats needed for a submission is the title of your proposed ad, with a description that can be as brief or as detailed as you so desire.

(Also if you dont feel like making an ad with Obama and the Frog, but still want to put your writing abilities to work, Takamaru's reveal trailer is still open for submissions)
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[Wario Wario Wario]

An invaluable resource some of you may want to use for your ads.

Kermit's political affiliation

On occasion, Kermit the Frog has become involved in politics. While not siding with any one political party, Kermit has often come out in support of the environment, protecting wetlands, and other "green" initiatives. He has also spoken out in opposition of marriage between frogs and pigs...

muppet.fandom.com

 

[GolisoPower]

Job 144:

The camera first gives us a shot of an audience in front of a stage before it cuts to a booth with Obama standing behind it. He says some stuff about the betterment of American lives before the camera cuts to Kermit the Frog, standing in front of the stage, who counters his statements by speaking out for the frogs of America. Typical rally question stuff happens before Kermit just sighs and says, "You know what? Talking is getting us nowhere! I have a better way to handle this!" He then grabs his tongue (a ribbon) and cartoonishly stretches it as much as a Muppet could, and wraps it around his face until he looks like a Muppet-ized Greninja. Obama's left eye gains a red flash as he says, "You know what? Yeah. I uh...I like this way better." He then rips off his tuxedo and reveals his new topless appearance with Kazuya's gi pants and gloves. The debate stage gives way to a background as the audience starts going wild before Kermit and Obama charge at one another. Just as the two are about to clash, the trailer transitions to an actual Smash match between the real Greninja and the real Kazuya before it advertises Super Smash Bros. Infinite. The very final scene shows Kermit and Obama, both still in their Greninja and Kazuya appearances, playing Smash Infinite in front of a projector screen as the audience cheers on in the background. Kermit scores a KO and lets out his signature "YAAAY" shout as Obama gives him a thumbs up for his good play.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Also, please note, profanity, inappropriate themes, or over-politicized commentary. The focus is Smash; not the current state of American politics. Thanks.

 

[chocolatejr9]

An invaluable resource some of you may want to use for your ads.

Kermit's political affiliation

On occasion, Kermit the Frog has become involved in politics. While not siding with any one political party, Kermit has often come out in support of the environment, protecting wetlands, and other "green" initiatives. He has also spoken out in opposition of marriage between frogs and pigs...

muppet.fandom.com

I think the fact they needed to dedicate an entire Wiki page to the topic says a lot...

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

I think the fact they needed to dedicate an entire Wiki page to the topic says a lot...

The Muppet Wiki is an incredible gold mine - almost any topic you can imagine you can just type in and find something.

 

[PeridotGX]

Trailer: There's someone for everyone!

This trailer shows off the large number of characters in the game, and how there should be at least one character for anyone. It's like those switch adds, where a person shows up for like ten seconds and moves on to someone else. The first two are a random guy who plays as Steve and a random girl who plays as Galacta Knight. The third lingers for a bit longer and is a bit more interesting. We see Link on the Mystery Island stage, narrowly beating a Yoshi player online. We then zoom out and leave gameplay to see President Obama playing his Nintendo Switch 2TM on a beachside vacation house in Handheld mode, saying something to the effect of "winning that match was even harder than winning the 2008 election!". We then swap to the other player, who is Kermit. He's looking the victory screen, his own defeat obvious, and says "it's not easy being green. I'll try being purple instead!" and swaps to Yoshi's purple alt. He goes up against someone else (playing as, say, Incineroar) and wins. He's very happy, and says "who knew this was all i needed!" and pick up a large bucket of purple paint. Trailer ends.

 

[Krookodilian]

Food Submissions
While usually we vote on content, and that was originally the plan for this job, the submissions were of such overwhelmingly quality, and even educational, that we decided to accept all of them! Unless theres some behind the scenes coding I'm unaware of, food items should hardly take any dev time to add so its not unreasonable to include them all. So we will be including:

Baked Beans (Britain) Wario Wario Wario
Tavuk Göğsü (Turkey) GolisoPower
Pho (Vietnam) cashregister9
Bánh Mì (Vietnam) airConditioner
"French" Fries (Belgium) Mr. Robotto
Tacos (Mexico) Mushroomguy12
Macaron (Italy) Janx_uwu

Thank you to everyone who submitted!


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[Wario Wario Wario]

I have been hard at work for about a week on a cross-stage music list. (Special songs that can play on stages outside their series) This is nowhere near complete and there are more likely than not some obvious stage-song combos that I've yet to add, but I just wanted to show how progress is going. Suggestions are welcome and encouraged.

Spoiler

Battlefield:
All songs


Big Battlefield:
All songs

Small Battlefield:
All songs

Final Destination:
All songs

Meta Crystal:
All songs

Twitter:
All songs

Peach’s Castle (64)
All Mario songs
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel

Kongo Jungle (64)
All DK music
Main Theme - SNES Classic Edition
Lost City/Sunset Vista - Crash Bandicoot

Hyrule Castle (64)
All Zelda music
United for Peace - Advance Wars Dual Strike
Type C - Tetris
Cortex Castle - Crash 4

Super Happy Tree
All Yoshi music
Wet & Windy - Monkey Ball: Touch N’ Roll
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Lip’s Theme - Panel de Pon

Dream Land
All Kirby music
Main Theme - 3D Classics
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy

Saffron City
All Pokémon music
Sunken Kuru Ruins - Drill Dozer
Redial - Bomberman Hero
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
You’re Fired! - SimCity

Mushroom Kingdom (64)
All Mario music
Offense - Tecmo Bowl
Defense - Tecmo Bowl
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U

Princess Peach’s Castle (Melee)
All Mario songs
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing

Rainbow Cruise
All Mario music
Beach - Mole Mania
Beach - Plok
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing
Athletic - Yoshi’s Island

Kongo Falls
All Donkey Kong tracks
Wet & Windy - Monkey Ball: Touch N’ Roll
Dolphin Park - Wave Race Blue Storm
Come Back to Me - Yoshi’s Story

Jungle Japes
All DK music
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Lost City/Sunset Vista - Crash Bandicoot

Great Bay

Temple
All Zelda music
Cave/Dungeon - StarTropics
Title - Solstice
Land of the Livid Dead - Rayman Origins
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Fire Emblem - Melee
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Brinstar
All Metroid music
Discipline - Sin and Punishment
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Yoshi’s Island (Melee)
All Yoshi and Super Mario series songs
Main Theme - SNES Classic Edition
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Charge! - Wii Play
Lip’s Theme - Panel de Pon

Yoshi’s Story
All Yoshi songs
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Afternoon on the Island - 3DS/Wii U
Lip’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Beach - Plok

Fountain of Dreams
All Kirby music
Ballad - Tomodachi Life
Main Theme - 3D Classics
Last Battle - Cave Story
System Menu - Sin and Punishment
Redial - Bomberman Hero
Moon Man’s Fandango - Galactic Pinball
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Clu Clu Land - Brawl
Stickerbush Symphony - Brawl
Tomorrow Hill - WarioWare Smooth Moves
Rainbow Juice - WarioWare Touched
Swan Lesson - Art Academy
Song of Healing - Majora’s Mask

Green Greens
All Kirby music
Main Theme - 3D Classics

Corneria
All StarFox series music
Battle for Atlas - StarLink
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Venom
All StarFox series music
Battle for Atlas - StarLink
Old Enemy - SMT If…

Pokémon Stadium
All Pokémon music
Last Battle - Cave Story
Baseball Training - Wii Sports Club

Poké Floats
All Pokémon music
Redial - Bomberman Hero
Beach - Mole Mania
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Balloon Fight Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Balloon Trip - 3DS/Wii U
Balloon Trip - Brawl
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing

Onett
All EarthBound music
Main Theme - SNES Classic Edition
Download 3 - BS-X
Andy’s Theme - Advance Wars
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Afternoon on the Island - 3DS/Wii U
Charge! - Wii Play
Wii Shop Channel - Wii Shop Channel
Wii Shop Channel - 3DS/Wii U

Mushroom Kingdom 2
All Mario music
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Athletic - Yoshi’s Island

Brinstar Depths
All Metroid music
Discipline - Sin and Punishment
Cave - Kuru Kuru Kururin
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Big Blue
All F-Zero music
Dolphin Park - Wave Race Blue Storm
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Beach - Plok
Baseball Training - Wii Sports Club
Bathtime Theme - Ultimate

Fourside
All EarthBound music
Ballad - Tomodachi Life
Art Museum - Drill Dozer
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Donkey Kong - Brawl
Chemical Plant Zone - Sonic Mania
Tomorrow Hill - WarioWare Smooth Moves
Game Corner - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

Delfino Plaza
All Mario music
Sunken Kuru Ruins - Drill Dozer
Dolphin and Whale Training - Endless Ocean: Blue World
Beach - Mole Mania
Beach - Plok
Clu Clu Land - Brawl

Mushroomy Kingdom
All Mario music
Codename THEME - Codename Steam
Cave - Kuru Kuru Kururin
Lost City/Sunset Vista - Crash Bandicoot
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Donkey Kong - Brawl
Stickerbush Symphony - Brawl
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U

Figure 8 Circuit
All Mario music
Dolphin Park - Wave Race Blue Storm
Sami’s Theme - Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing

WarioWare, Inc.
All Wario music
Title - 1, 2, Switch
Title - Buck Bumble
Redial - Bomberman Hero
Work Your Body - 1080 Snowboarding
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Tawna Bonus - Crash Bandicoot
Balloon Fight Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Brain Training - Brain Training
Gangplank Galleon - Ultimate
Snakey Chantey - Ultimate
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Kid Icarus - WarioWare DIY
Gunslinger - WarioWare Touched
Haste Makes Waste/Mischief - Pac-Man 2
Waluigi’s Theme - Mario Strikers Charged
Game Corner - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

Bridge of Eldin
All Zelda music
General Trista - The Last Story
Type C - Tetris
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Norfair
All Metroid series music
Vs. Susie - Deltarune
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Evil Twins - Crash Twinsanity
Battle Scene/Final Boss - Golden Sun (Brawl)
Lockjaw’s Saga - DKC2
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure

Frigate Orpheon
All Metroid music tracks
Discussion BREAK - Danganronpa
Among Us Theme - ඞ
Heavy/Castle Machinery - Crash Bandicoot
System Menu - Sin and Punishment
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Yoshi’s Island (Brawl)
All Yoshi music
Main Theme - SNES Classic Edition
Wet & Windy - Monkey Ball: Touch N’ Roll
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Beach - Plok
Lip’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Mother 3 Love Theme - Brawl

Halberd
All Kirby series music
Vs. Susie - Deltarune
Rayman Legends theme - Rayman Legends
Art Museum - Drill Dozer
Last Battle - Cave Story
Breakthough - Klonoa Heroes
Cave - Kuru Kuru Kururin
Heavy/Castle Machinery - Crash Bandicoot
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Crash Compactor - Crash 4
Crocodile Cacophony - Ultimate
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure

Lylat Cruise
All StarFox series music
Battle for Atlas - StarLink
Art Museum - Drill Dozer
Last Battle - Cave Story
Moon Man’s Fandango - Galactic Pinball
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Tunnel Scene (X) - Brawl
Tunnel Scene - X-Scape
Galaga Medley - Ultimate
Game Corner - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

Pokémon Stadium 2
All Pokémon music
Last Battle - Cave Story
Baseball Training - Wii Sports Club

Port Town Aero Dive
All F-Zero music
Art Museum - Drill Dozer
Andy’s Theme - Advance Wars
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Evil Twins - Crash Twinsanity
Chemical Plant Zone - Sonic Mania

Castle Siege
All Fire Emblem tracks
Title - Solstice
Decisive Battle 2 - Octopath Traveller
Rayman Legends theme - Rayman Legends
Attack - Soma Bringer
Battle for Storm Hill - DK Jungle Beat

Distant Planet
All Pikmin music
Title - Buck Bumble

Smashville
All Animal Crossing music
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Beach - Plok
Balloon Trip - Brawl
Click Clock Wood - Banjo-Kazooie

New Pork City
All EarthBound music
Spider Dance - Undertale
Main Theme - Angry Birds
Vs. Susie - Deltarune
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Megalovania - Ultimate
Game Corner - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

Summit
All Others songs
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Sherbet Land - Mario Hoops 3 on 3

Skyworld
All Kid Icarus music
Main Theme - 3D Classics
Land of the Livid Dead - Rayman Origins
Title - Skylanders
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Type C - Tetris
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Clu Clu Land - Brawl
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U

Shadow Moses Island
All Metal Gear music tracks
Entity Brain - Dead by Daylight
System Menu - Sin and Punishment
Art Museum - Drill Dozer
Last Battle - Cave Story
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Luigi’s Mansion
All Mario music
Loonboon - Plants vs. Zombies
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Castle/Fortress - Yoshi’s Island
Mappy Medley - Ultimate
Ashley’s Theme - Brawl
Ashley’s Theme JP - Brawl
Ashley’s Theme - 3DS/Wii U

Pirate Ship
All Zelda music tracks
Sunken Kuru Ruins - Drill Dozer
Beach - Mole Mania
Snakey Chantey - Ultimate
K. Rool/Ship Deck 2 - Brawl
Gangplank Galleon - Ultimate
Crocodile Cacophony - Ultimate
Jib Jig - DKC2
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing
Jolly Roger’s Lagoon - Banjo-Tooie

Spear Pillar
All Pokémon music tracks
Last Battle - Cave Story
Breakthough - Klonoa Heroes
Cave - Kuru Kuru Kururin
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Evil Twins - Crash Twinsanity
Showdown at the Tower - Donkey Kong 94
Mining Melancholy - DKC2
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

75M
All DK music
Work Your Body - 1080 Snowboarding
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
Heavy/Castle Machinery - Crash Bandicoot
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Crash Compactor - Crash 4
Brain Training - Brain Training
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Stack-Up/Gyromite - Brawl

Mario Bros.
All Mario music
Main Theme - Bubble Bobble
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Brain Training - Brain Training
Opening - Donkey Kong (Brawl)
Donkey Kong - Brawl
25M BGM - Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong/Jr. Medley - Ultimate
Donkey Kong Arcade Medley - Donkey Kong
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Stack-Up/Gyromite - Brawl

Hanenbow
All Others music
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Opening - Donkey Kong (Brawl)
Rainbow Juice - WarioWare Touched

Green Hill Zone
All Sonic music
Wet & Windy - Monkey Ball: Touch N’ Roll
Sami’s Theme - Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
Beach - Plok
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Baseball Training - Wii Sports Club

3D Land
All Mario music
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Clu Clu Land - Brawl
Athletic - Yoshi’s Island

Golden Plains
All Mario songs
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Greenhorn Forest - Wario World
Oinker Chief - Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland

Rainbow Road
All Mario music
Ballad - Tomodachi Life
Redial - Bomberman Hero
Moon Man’s Fandango - Galactic Pinball
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Tomorrow Hill - WarioWare Smooth Moves
Rainbow Juice - WarioWare Touched

Paper Mario
All Mario music
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Clu Clu Land - Brawl
Donkey Kong/Jr. Medley - Ultimate

Gerudo Valley
All Zelda music
Cave/Dungeon - StarTropics
Wandering Monsters - Dillon’s Rolling Western
Grock Grief - Dillon’s Rolling Western
Lost City/Sunset Vista - Crash Bandicoot
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Charge! - Wii Play
Gunslinger - WarioWare Touched

Spirit Train
All Zelda music
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Charge! - Wii Play
Waluigi’s Theme - Mario Strikers Charged

Dream Land GB
All Kirby music
Moon Man’s Fandango - Galactic Pinball
Beach - Mole Mania
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
Brain Training - Brain Training
Birabuto - Super Mario Land

Unova Pokémon League
All Pokémon music
Title - Solstice
Art Museum - Drill Dozer
Last Battle - Cave Story
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Attack - Soma Bringer
Castle/Fortress - Yoshi’s Island

Prism Tower
All Pokémon music
Sunken Kuru Ruins - Drill Dozer
Redial - Bomberman Hero
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Blue Birds - Rhythm Heaven
Tomorrow Hill - WarioWare Smooth Moves

Mute City SNES
All F-Zero music
Main Theme - SNES Classic Edition
Sami’s Theme - Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
Andy’s Theme - Advance Wars
Beach - Plok
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Baseball Training - Wii Sports Club

Magicant
All EarthBound music
Main Theme - SNES Classic Edition
Redial - Bomberman Hero
Moon Man’s Fandango - Galactic Pinball
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Twinsanity
Ballad - Tomodachi Life
Tomorrow Hill - WarioWare Smooth Moves
Rainbow Juice - WarioWare Touched
Swan Lesson - Art Academy
Sherbet Land - Mario Hoops 3 on 3

Arena Ferox
All Fire Emblem music
Decisive Battle 2 - Octopath Traveller
Hornet - Hollow Knight
Dynal Battle - Fossil Fighters
Lockjaw’s Saga - DKC2

Reset Bomb Forest
All Kid Icarus music
General Trista - The Last Story
Dynal Battle - Fossil Fighters
Breakthough - Klonoa Heroes
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Stickerbush Symphony - Brawl
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Tortimer Island
All Animal Crossing music
Wet & Windy - Monkey Ball: Touch N’ Roll
Dolphin and Whale Training - Endless Ocean: Blue World
Beach - Mole Mania
Arcade Bunny’s Theme - Nintendo Badge Arcade

Balloon Fight
All Others music
Underwater (Super Mario Bros.) - Brawl
Rainbow Juice - WarioWare Touched

Living Room
All Others music
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing

Streetpass Quest
All “Others” music
Battle Scene/Final Boss - Golden Sun (Brawl)
Introducing Wario Deluxe - WarioWare Gold
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure
Final Battle - Banjo-Kazooie

Tomodachi Life
All Others music
Mappy Medley - Ultimate
Toy Block Tower - Wario Land 4
Sherbet Land - Mario Hoops 3 on 3

PictoChat 2
All Others music
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Game Select - Tetris and Dr. Mario
Body Rock - WarioWare DIY
Mario Paint Medley - 3DS/Wii U

Pac-Maze
All Pac-Man music
Main Theme - 3D Classics
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Balloon Trip - 3DS/Wii U
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Game Corner - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

Mushroom Kingdom U
All Mario music
Beach - Plok

Mario Galaxy
All Mario music
Last Battle - Cave Story
Moon Man’s Fandango - Galactic Pinball
Rainbow Juice - WarioWare Touched

Mario Circuit
All Mario music
Baseball Training - Wii Sports Club
Hyrule Circuit - Mario Kart 8
Mute City - Mario Kart 8
Big Blue - Mario Kart 8
Excitebike Arena - Mario Kart 8

Skyloft
All Zelda music
United for Peace - Advance Wars Dual Strike
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

The Great Cave Offensive
All Kirby music
Main Theme - SNES Classic Edition
Cave - Kuru Kuru Kururin
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Mining Melancholy - DKC2
Waluigi’s Theme - Mario Strikers Charged

Kalos Pokémon League
All Pokémon music
Art Museum - Drill Dozer
Andy’s Theme - Advance Wars
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Megalovania - Ultimate

Coliseum
All Fire Emblem music
Decisive Battle 2 - Octopath Traveller
Hornet - Hollow Knight
Codename THEME - Codename Steam
General Trista - The Last Story
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Flat Zone X
All Others songs
Crash Compactor - Crash 4
25M BGM - Donkey Kong

Palutena’s Temple
All Kid Icarus music
Decisive Battle 2 - Octopath Traveller
Type C - Tetris
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon
Weyard - Golden Sun
Temple - Melee

Gamer
All Wario music
Redial - Bomberman Hero
Heavy/Castle Machinery - Crash Bandicoot
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Brain Training - Brain Training
Mining Melancholy - DKC2
Donkey Kong Arcade Medley - Donkey Kong
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
Haunted House - Super Mario World
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Garden of Hope
All Pikmin music
Title - Buck Bumble
Lost City/Sunset Vista - Crash Bandicoot

Town and City
All Animal Crossing music
Afternoon on the Island - 3DS/Wii U
Charge! - Wii Play
Tomorrow Hill - WarioWare Smooth Moves

Wii Fit Studio
All Others songs
Game Select - Tetris & Dr. Mario
Body Rock - WarioWare DIY

Boxing Ring
All Punch-Out! music
Vs. Susie - Deltarune
Sami’s Theme - Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising
Work Your Body - 1080 Snowboarding
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Baseball Training - Wii Sports Club
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Body Rock - WarioWare DIY
Game Corner - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

Gaur Plain
All Xenoblade music
Battle Scene/Final Boss - Golden Sun (Brawl)
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Pyrosphere
All Metroid music
Dynal Battle - Fossil Fighters
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Battle Start - Fossil Fighters
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure

Duck Hunt
All Others music
Blue Birds - Rhythm Heaven
Mario Bros. - Brawl
Overworld - Super Mario Bros. 2
Waluigi’s Theme - Mario Strikers Charged

Wrecking Crew
All Mario and Others songs

Pilotwings
All Others music
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Sherbet Land - Mario Hoops 3 on 3
Desert - Banjo-Pilot

Wuhu Island
All Others tracks
Mangrove Cove - DKCTF

Windy Hill Zone
All Sonic music
Dolphin Park - Wave Race Blue Storm
Beach - Plok
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Baseball Training - Wii Sports Club
Bathtime Theme - Ultimate
Yoshi’s Island Zone - Sonic Lost World

Wily Castle
All Mega Man music
Vs. Susie - Deltarune
The Betrayer - Shovel Knight
Strike the Earth! - Shovel Knight
A Cool Reception - Shovel Knight
System Menu - Sin and Punishment
Last Battle - Cave Story
Evil Twins - Crash Twinsanity
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Chemical Plant Zone - Sonic Mania

Pac-Land
All Pac-Man music
Main Theme - 3D Classics
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Beach - Plok
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U
Waluigi’s Theme - Mario Strikers Charged

Super Mario Maker
All Mario songs
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Brain Training - Brain Training
Famicom Medley - 3DS/Wii U

Suzaku Castle
All Street Fighter music
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Split Screen - WarioWare Gold

Midgar
All Final Fantasy songs
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure
I Am… All of Me - Shadow the Hedgehog

Umbra Clock Tower
All Bayonetta music tracks
Sealed Vessel - Hollow Knight
Discipline - Sin and Punishment
Dynal Battle - Fossil Fighters
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Attack - Soma Bringer
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon
Final Battle - Banjo-Kazooie

New Donk City Hall
All Mario music
Dolphin and Whale Training - Endless Ocean: Blue World
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Afternoon on the Island - Ultimate
25M BGM - Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong/Jr. Medley - Ultimate
Tomorrow Hill - WarioWare Smooth Moves

Great Plateau Tower
All Zelda music
United for Peace - Advance Wars Dual Strike
Type C - Tetris

Moray Towers
All Splatoon music
Crasher - Dragalia Lost
Work Your Body - 1080 Snowboarding
25M BGM - Donkey Kong

Dracula’s Castle
All Castlevania music tracks
Skull Heart Arrhythmia - Skullgirls
Voyage of Promise - Bloodstained
Cursed Orphan - Bloodstained
Entity Brain - Dead by Daylight
The Betrayer - Shovel Knight
Discipline - Sin and Punishment
Last Battle - Cave Story
Battle Scene/Final Boss - Golden Sun (Brawl)
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Mementos
All Persona music
Showtime - Rhythm Thief
Crasher - Dragalia Lost
Work Your Body - 1080 Snowboarding
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Body Rock - WarioWare DIY

Yggdrazil’s Altar
All Dragon Quest music
Strike the Earth! - Shovel Knight
Rayman Legends theme - Rayman Legends
United for Peace - Advance Wars Dual Strike
Type C - Tetris
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Spiral Mountain
All Banjo-Kazooie music tracks
Beach - Mole Mania
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Charge! - Wii Play
DK Rap - Melee
DK Rap - Donkey Kong 64
Minecart Carnage - DK64
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing
Waluigi’s Theme - Mario Strikers Charged

King of Fighters Stadium:
All SNK Music
Offense - Tecmo Bowl
Defense - Tecmo Bowl
System Menu - Sin and Punishment
Andy’s Theme - Advance Wars
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Bathtime Theme - Ultimate
Funky’s Fugue - Donkey Kong Country

Garreg Mach Monastery
All Fire Emblem music
Decisive Battle 2 - Octopath Traveller
Type C - Tetris
Homecoming Hijinx - DKCTF
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Spring Stadium:
All ARMS music
Dolphin Park - Wave Race Blue Storm
Andy’s Theme - Advance Wars
Baseball Training - Wii Sports Club

Minecraft World
All Minecraft songs
Dance Moves - Fortnite
Main Theme - Angry Birds
Rayman Legends theme - Rayman Legends
Redial - Bomberman Hero
Beach - Plok
Type C - Tetris
Ice Cave Chant - Donkey Kong Country
Environmental Noises - Pikmin
Environmental Noises (Night) - Pikmin
Rainbow Juice - WarioWare Touched

Northern Cave
All Final Fantasy music
Sealed Vessel - Hollow Knight
Main Theme - Pandora’s Tower
Discipline - Sin and Punishment
Breakthough - Klonoa Heroes
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Attack - Soma Bringer
Battle Scene/Final Boss - Golden Sun (Brawl)
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Cloud Sea of Alrest
All Xenoblade music
Main Theme - Pandora’s Tower
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Mishima Dojo
All Tekken music
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Battle for Storm Hill - DK Jungle Beat
Split Screen - WarioWare Gold

Waluigi Pinball
All Mario and Wario music
The King’s Court - Cuphead
Work Your Body - 1080 Snowboarding
Moon Man’s Fandango - Galactic Pinball
Game Corner - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

Bowser’s Castle
All Mario music
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Evil Twins - Crash Twinsanity
Battle Start - Fossil Fighters
Donkey Kong Arcade Medley - Donkey Kong
Castle/Fortress - Yoshi’s Island
Baby Bowser - Yoshi’s Island
Bowser’s Castle 2 - Yoshi’s Woolly World
Mega Baby Bowser - Yoshi’s Woolly World
Crocodile Cacophony - Ultimate
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Dr. Mario
All Mario and Others music
Action Type B - Yoshi’s Cookie
Yoshi stage - Tetris Attack (Game Boy

Megafruit Paradise
All Mario music
Wet & Windy - Monkey Ball: Touch N’ Roll
Dolphin and Whale Training - Endless Ocean: Blue World
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Beach - Plok
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing
Mode Select - Wily and Light’s Rockboard: That’s Paradise
Come Back to Me - Yoshi’s Story
Yoshi’s Story - Melee
Yoshi’s Story - Smash 64
Yoshi’s Tale - Brawl

Sawmill Thrill
All Donkey Kong songs
Dance Moves - Fortnite
Codename THEME - Codename Steam
Breakthough - Klonoa Heroes
Cave - Kuru Kuru Kururin
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Deep Sea Driving - CTR: Nitro Fuelled
Battle Start - Fossil Fighters
Baby Bowser - Yoshi’s Island
Waluigi’s Theme - Mario Strikers Charged
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Chemical Plant Zone
All Sonic music
Game Corner - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl

Koholint Island
All Zelda music
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing

SR388
All Metroid music
Mining Melancholy - DKC2
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy

Castle Dedede
All Kirby music
Land of the Livid Dead - Rayman Origins
Type C - Tetris
Cortex Castle - Crash 4
Game Boy Medley - Game Boy
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Gigabyte Ruins
All Kirby music
Art Museum - Drill Dozer
Chemical Plant Zone - Sonic Mania
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Heavy/Castle Machinery - Crash Bandicoot

Crafted World
All Yoshi music
KickChop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Clu Clu Land - Brawl
Lip’s Theme - Panel de Pon

Mystery Island
All Animal Crossing music
Beach - Mole Mania
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Beach - Plok

New Los Angeles
All Xenoblade music
United for Peace - Advance Wars Dual Strike
Last Battle - Cave Story
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure
I Am… All of Me - Shadow the Hedgehog

Venus Lighthouse
All Golden Sun music
Title - Solstice
Decisive Battle 2 - Octopath Traveller
General Trista - The Last Story
United for Peace - Advance Wars Dual Strike
Breakthough - Klonoa Heroes
The Darkest Lord - Miitopia
Game Point 2 - Mario Tennis
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound

Beaumonde Arena
All Style Savvy music
Showtime - Rhythm Thief
Crasher - Dragalia Lost
Beach - Mole Mania
Beach - Plok
Light Plane (Vocal) - 3DS/Wii U
Bathtime Theme (Vocal) - 3DS/Wii U
Body Rock - WarioWare DIY
Sherbet Land - Mario Hoops 3 on 3

Night Walk
All Rhythm Heaven music
Dolphin and Whale Training - Endless Ocean: Blue World
Redial - Bomberman Hero
Work Your Body - 1080 Snowboarding
Slideshow (Fun) - Photo Channel
Beach - Plok
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Clu Clu Land - Brawl
Chemical Plant Zone - Sonic Mania
Body Rock - WarioWare DIY
Rainbow Juice - WarioWare Touched
Mona Pizza - Brawl
Mona Pizza JP - Brawl
Mike’s Theme - Brawl
Mike’s Theme JP - Brawl
Sherbet Land - Mario Hoops 3 on 3

Wigglytuff Guild
All Pokémon music
United for Peace - Advance Wars Dual Strike
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Lost City/Sunset Vista - Crash Bandicoot
Charge! - Wii Play

Galar Wild Area
All Pokémon music
Rayman Legends theme - Rayman Legends

Gyromite
All Others music
Heavy/Castle Machinery - Crash Bandicoot

Deep Sea Metro
All Splatoon music
Discussion BREAK - Danganronpa
Discipline - Sin and Punishment
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound
I Am… All of Me - Shadow the Hedgehog

Nintendo Land:
All Others, Mario, Animal Crossing, Pikmin, Metroid, and Donkey Kong music tracks

Miitopia
All Others music
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing

Nintendo Badge Arcade
All Others music
Worm Chase - Crash Twinsanity
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing
Waluigi’s Theme - Mario Strikers Charged

Home Studio
All Others music
Once Upon a Tire - Crash Tag Team Racing
Song of Healing - Majora’s Mask
Mario Paint Medley - 3DS/Wii U

Pullblox World
All Others music
Pirate Lagoon - Diddy Kong Racing

Central Highway
All Mega Man music
Art Museum - Drill Dozer
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Chemical Plant Zone - Sonic Mania
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure

Shopping District
All Street Fighter music
You’re Fired! - SimCity
Wii Shop Channel - Wii Shop Channel
Wii Shop Channel - 3DS/Wii U
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Clock Tower
All Castlevania music
Sealed Vessel - Hollow Knight
Voyage of Promise - Bloodstained
Cursed Orphan - Bloodstained
Codename THEME - Codename Steam
Last Battle - Cave Story
Type C - Tetris
Dr. Cortex - Crash N. Sane
Homecoming Hijinx - DKCTF
Castle/Fortress - Yoshi’s Island

N. Sanity Beach
All Crash Bandicoot music
Title - Skylanders
Bubsy Medley - Bubsy
Charge! - Wii Play
Waluigi’s Theme - Mario Strikers Charged

Murasame Castle
All Others songs
Homecoming Hijinx - DKCTF
Split Screen - WarioWare Gold
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Raccoon City
All Resident Evil tracks
Entity Brain - Dead by Daylight
Breakthough - Klonoa Heroes
Dingodile - Crash Twinsanity
Crocodile Cacophony - Ultimate
Cease to Exist! - EarthBound
I Am… All of Me - Shadow the Hedgehog

Hakurei Shrine
All Touhou music
Geki! Teikoku Kageki - Sakura Wars
Neo Land - Kururin Paradise
Dialga’s Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Astral Plane
All Astral Chain music
Old Enemy - SMT If…
Baby Bowser - Yoshi’s Island
Boss - Pokémon Typing Adventure
I Am… All of Me - Shadow the Hedgehog

Celeste Mountain
All Others music
Deep Sea Driving - CTR: NF
Ice Cave Chant - Donkey Kong Country
Battle for Storm Hill - DK Jungle Beat
Sherbet Land - Mario Hoops 3 on 3

Tetris
All Others music
Game Select - Tetris & Dr. Mario
Kickchop’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Lion’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Lip’s Theme - Panel de Pon
Yoshi’s Theme - Tetris Attack (Game Boy)
Action Type B - Yoshi’s Cookie
Mario Puzzle 1 - Mario Super Picross

 

[Janx_uwu]

Spoiler: Commercial

Based on a La Choy ad for Sam and Friends, the show where Kermit debuted.



Barack Obama stands at the counter of an electronics store.

“Hmm, what do you get when you’re in need of fun multiplayer action?”

Kermit, rounding the corner of the desk: “May I make a suggestion?”

“What the-what are you?” Barack says, in awe.

“I’m Kermit the Frog!”

“Whoa! I didn’t know you were real.”

“Of course I’m real. Anyways, what you need is the Super Smash Bros Infinite video game! It’s never boring. It’s fast and exciting.”

“It is, huh?” says Obama.

“Yeah. Smash Infinite is made by a talented team of developer partners to give you the best possible Smash experience. It’s got over a hundred characters, high-speed online, and an expansive story mode! Oh, and one more thing.”

“Well, what’s that, Kermit?”

“Try the new Wishing Stars mode! Play it after a tense online match for the perfect relaxing challenge in six, sixteen, or sixty minutes!”

Obama nods his head and says: “Not bad!”



There is gameplay shown while Kermit is talking about the many features of the game, as well as a highlight real at the end, and a voice over by Obama himself saying “Super Smash Bros Infinite, coming late 20XX for the Nintendo Switch 2.”

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

I'm surprised nobody has tried to fit Sam Eagle into their commercials yet. If I have a shot at it I'll certainly include Sam.

 

[Glubbfubb]

I'm surprised nobody has tried to fit Sam Eagle into their commercials yet. If I have a shot at it I'll certainly include Sam.

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