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Tipped Off 4 results and shoutouts

Jer

Jer

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ihavespaceballs said:
It was in ninth grade. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?

I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.

Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my breasts?

So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definitely going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vajayjay with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vajayjay. I had seriously underestimated this vajayjay's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticeably freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and offer me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vajayjay and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

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I'm so glad i decided to browse this thread while i'm in school, this is the greatest thing i've ever read in my entire life
 
PB&J

PB&J

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he doesnt just bair he bairs when he doesnt know a match up very well other than that he does fine doing other moves
 
DtJ Jungle

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ihavespaceballs said:
It was in ninth grade. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?

I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.

Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my breasts?

So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definitely going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vajayjay with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vajayjay. I had seriously underestimated this vajayjay's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticeably freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and offer me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vajayjay and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

=(
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dont think ive ever laughed harder.
 
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Stripesorbars3

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Anime is ********.

Why not just call it cartoons?

Cartoons from Canada or Iran aren't called something else.
 
The MC Clusky

The MC Clusky

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Stripesorbars3 said:
Anime is ********.

Why not just call it cartoons?

Cartoons from Canada or Iran aren't called something else.
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A good point, but eastern animation differs so much from western animation that it automatically carries a more mature feel than the word cartoon, which to most people brings to mind Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse.

In the west at least.
 
Hax

Hax

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OMG tope n cyrain ma n!ggazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

JIHAD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

i wouldve won
 
DP's Mario

DP's Mario

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NES n00b said:
Everyone....just pick up Falcon....he ***** everyone including Jigglypuff......the only reason I don't do that well with him cause I suck.
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After that amazing come-back Falcon Ditto on Dreamland you did against LOZR, you don't deserve to say that one anymore. xD

N3$ N008 = Teh greatest?
 
Yuna-Maria

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Oh my god.
I searched this thread for my name and I got NO RESULTS. I'm INSULTED.
...okay, not really.
This tournament was awesome. I should have entered, but I had to get sick...like a JERK...and I couldn't focus. Couple of shoutouts.

Smooth Criminal: <3333333333333333
SleepyK: You looked uncomfortable in that suit.
ihavespaceballs: Your Samus lessons were gdlk. Much appreciated.
Iori: NO U
hungrybox: I TOOK A STOCK OFF OF YOU! I AM THE BEST MARTH OF ALL TIME!
 
XIF

XIF

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Post or Pre-tackling of NESN00b after the comeback.



Me and Dogy are like 2 Matches in a matchbox. One's struck and the other isnt.



I think I was about to pop from laughing.

Thankyou candid photos, apparently I just put on the weirdest expressions

=D
 
Dark Sonic

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XIF said:
that implies you watched instead of read deathnote, and I'll tell you right now the Anime completely eff'd up the entire point of DeathNote's conclusion.
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I read it too. I watched it first and read it second.
You can do both (I'm currently reading Full Metal Alchemist, since it's got a few differences from the anime).
 
Smooth Criminal

Smooth Criminal

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Dark Sonic said:
I read it too. I watched it first and read it second.
You can do both (I'm currently reading Full Metal Alchemist, since it's got a few differences from the anime).
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FEW?!

The manga is an entirely different beast from the show. Still excellent in its own right, but wayyyyy different.

>___>

/off-topic yak

Smooth Criminal
 
Yuna-Maria

Yuna-Maria

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Re: anime
Azumanga Daioh or get the frick out. Well...I should just say 'plotless situational comedies with strong lesbian undertones or get the frick out,' since I like The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Lucky Star too.
 
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Stripesorbars3

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I dunno.

Some people just take the japanese culture a bit too far.

maybe thats why i think anime is teh gey.
 
XIF

XIF

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Smooth Criminal said:
Either way, the ending was pretty anti-climatic. :p

But I digress.

Smooth Criminal
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the manga ending, even if Raito got scrub'd out which sucks, at least revealed his true character at the end.

The anime did nothing to show what a terrible character he was <_<;

and the Full Metal Alchemist Manga and the Anime are the same for about the first 15 or so chapters. The rushed the anime ending, but the Manga is still going, and both are good.
 
Smooth Criminal

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Stripesorbars3 said:
I dunno.

Some people just take the japanese culture a bit too far.

maybe thats why i think anime is teh gey.
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>__>

Nothing I hate more than weeabos. They drive me up the ****ing wall. Japan is not this great, chivalrous country of amazing people just because some think-tanks put together a pretty neat story every so often.

@ XIF:

I'll agree with you there. In the anime, he was just kind of tacked on.

Before I drop this anime subject entirely, I would like to mention: Fullmetal Alchemist is seeing another anime incarnation. Studio BONES is slating a release sometime later this year.

Yeahyuzzz.

Smooth Criminal
 
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