Wtf is this crap in here? This right here is exactly why i hate the pm section of smashboards. Its a community so sparsely populated by legitimate pro players and is filled to the brim with intermediate players thinking that they know stuff about smash and balance even though they started last year or came from brawl.
Probably the dumbest things ive read are that pillars are braindead and that fox is number 1 in pm. Are you guys ****ing ********? How is pillaring more braindead than 99% of the auto combo intuitive free conversians in this game? Most characters in this game have single optimal followups that they should be going for 90% of the time regardless of di, fallspeed, or percentage, as is the case of every vertical juggling tool. Falco on the other hand requires intricate timings of the dair and shine, and he needs to use wavedashes, platforms wavelands, utilts, and consecutive shines to make the most of his combos. All dk has to do is cargo uthrow to uair, and then go for a donkey punch or fair to follow up. Learning when and how to fsmash or dtilt out of a falco pillar is far harder than learning the timing for dks fair. This is what people refer to when they say auto combos, most combos in pm are extremely intuitive in learning what moves link into others and ignore factors like di.
Then theres the totally average pm knuckleheads claiming that fox is still 2 hard 4 me when several characters have been buffed out of proportion and surpass fox, not to mention being far easier to play. How is usmash ******** when marios dmash and usmash hit in 3 frames? Who is the dip**** who thought that was necessary? As it stands, foxs 60% neutral exchange win rate does not compensate for the fact that his punish game is weak, that he cant gimp these new characters with infinite recoveries, and that he gets severely outpunished and gimped himself. Its like people in the little girls club pmbr are actively trying to ignore balance as much as possible and keep luigi craptastic just so they can say "oh well not everyone is ballsacks broken, just look at luigi he sucks so hard he can slurp a frozen meatball from a sour punch straw". And when you talk about how ******** diddy and lucas' free hits on shield are they just say gay **** like o well fox exists pack it up were all a bunch of communists who dobt like different opinions. And the funniest thing is how the biggest advocates of anti spacies claim how you dont need tech skill to play fox and falco and simply fundamentals and lasers and usmash, but when you see them play spacies in melee they get thrashed by even mid level players. If all you need is fundamentals to win as fox then i suppose that you dont need strong fundamentals to win in pm and only character knowledge? Because the fundamentals and tech skill im seeing from these pmers in both melee and pm is severely lacking, probably bottom 30% of worldwide spacies players, especially considering how well known they are despite their skill levels. Also the fact that taratorous agrees with you guys' opinions and not mine actually hurts your arguments, since that guy is like that eyeball from portal 2 who actually has all of the wrong beliefs and does the wrong decisions.
Newfound respect in wizzrobe for not being a drone btw and actually being good unlike weasels like dmg who should spend more time practicing to back uo their inflamed stretched oral orifices
Maybe Fox handles the new meta better than the other good Melee characters?
Maybe better recoveries means vertical KOs (That Fox happens to be extremely good at) are more valued because you don't need to edgeguard to secure them, compared to every other good Melee character that 9 times out of 10 KO'd off the side/bottom?
Maybe a really good dash dance is probably the best thing you could have against a cast with an overall higher base ground speed?
Maybe a character that's great at camping both horizontally and vertically gets a very obvious boost to a stagelist that now has an abundance of large stages compared to Melee's?
Thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard strong bad why dont you take the red pill and wake up
Also wtf how does dash dancing help in a meta where characters' attacks are less punishable and eveyone has an op as **** projectile? As much as i hate to say it this game needs more characters like dk