Ways to get around using public transport.
Hook up with a cougar at airport: Option one brings us the inevitable option of picking up some 30'somthing skanky beast who wants a quick root and a nice gettaway, tell her your off to enjoy the gold coast and your set. Use your new cash cow to pay for accomodation, transport etc. Man up and give her a pounding jiggs would be proud of and call it a good weekend.
Bring copious ammounts of alcohol: Alcohol, in QLD is more like money than real money. If by chance you let slip that your shouting booze for a weekend, people will flock to pick you up from said airport. Costs a little more, but no added hassle of trains!
Pretend to have cancer: No one gets more attention than some chemo attention *****. Yokai reccomends the starlight foundation. Steps include shaving your head, wearing a scarf and asking the Starlight foundation that you wish to compete in a video game tournament before you die. Cry and cough a little bit and they will be putty in your hot little hands.
Fare evasion: If none of the above options appeal, in QLD you have the russian roulette type game called fare evasion. Tips and tricks include, working on your best russian accent to confuse ticket inspectors, so that when called upon to produce said ticket you can blatently annoy the living daylights out of them until they decide your not worth their effort and they would rather pick on a maori. (NOTE: do not attempt this step if black, you will be truly ****ed)
Happy transport