"You'll hear...
sounds. Unnerving sounds. Banging metal.
Screaming. Screeching. Howling."
"Certain branches of Inkling religion treat major migrations of Salmonids as a harbringer of the apocalypse."
"Entire cities were consumed by the tide of fishy death."
"The missed appointment. The casual assumption is that nothing's wrong at first. The missed train after missed train. The phone calls. The lack of phone calls, or answering, from your loved one. The frantic reaching out on the trip home, trying to find anything, anyone, who might have seen her or can shed some light. The inevitable failure of that. The near-total lack of clues anywhere, including at home. The ever-rising sense of panic."
"Marina might have genuinely stared too deep into the void for a bit there."
"Sanitized Octarians are actual zombies brought back to life with the horrifying sludge of other liquefied test subjects."
"That bag of cyan ink is a
REMOTE CONTROLLED KILL DEVICE that is triggered by C.Q. Cumber whenever you fail a challenge in a way that wouldn't traditionally result in a splat. So yes, you have a ticking time bomb strapped to your back at all times."
"That distinct green "ink" you run afoul of throughout the campaign that just seems kind of off in its coloration? That's not ink. That stuff used to be living creatures.
It's all that's left of every test subject before you."
"A distorted carnival theme accompanied by what can easily be interpreted as
the agonized screams of the previous victims as they suffered their horrendous and messy demises."
"Tartar is revealed to have been single-handedly responsible for the unimaginably barbaric murders of all those innocent people, and attempts to
commit omnicide."
"The trouble beyond that is that this has resulted in a colossal, ooze-mutated monster who is possessed of enormous intellect and has
gone insane."
"While he has Captain Cuttlefish in captivity, Mr. Grizz
dehydrates him to near death. You can even hear Cuttlefish actually
screaming over the intercom as it happens.
"
And on another note, Big Runs also provide us with this...music
Nintendo...are you okay?