Dude, by like 2 posts with this.
Also, you're a bachelor and you have no wife as of yet or anything. Let's say something like a heart attack happens to you.
Who the **** is gonna call the meds? Your pet dog?
If I can make it to the home phone then I'll call them. If I can make it to a person who can get me to the hospital, I'll do so. If neither, then I'll yell until I die.
Ok then, let's say you broke your leg, and you don't have a phone? Then what?
Press the button that calls the meds from that commercial where the lady can't get up?
I'll drag my body to the home phone and call, or drag my body to another person and see if they can get me to the hospital.
I don't want to live long enough to be in a condition where I'd require the help button thing, so I can't claim that either. If I was permanently damaged in enough ways I'd probably ask to be killed.
If you're in an airplane and it suddenly starts plummeting to the ground, how much is that cell phone going to help?
Although interestingly enough, an airplane is one of the only places where I'd actually like to have a cell phone. In a situation as unavoidable as that and with as much time as I could potentially have, I'd like someone that I know to know that I was in the plane that crashed. I've even considered leaving an unsent text that says "I'm going to die." in my phone while on a plane just in case the situation happens to arise.
I've been told a lot that I'm an extremely depressing person, so sorry to anyone who finds my views depressing.
EDIT: The airplane thing is horribly unreasonable and a different perspective completely to most, but there is supposed to be a similarity in it. It just happened to be an extreme example. :\