"Colonel, what the hell is that thing!?"
"That appears to be Ridley. He's an elite member of the feared invader organization, the Space Pirates."
"Pfft, Space Pirates? Really? He he..."
"Don't let its name amuse you, Snake. They have been known to invade multiple sectors across the galaxy thanks to their ruthless determination and beyond amazing technology. And Ridley happens to be one of the most feared of the loot."
"Really now? That thing looks so malnourished, it's a wonder it can stand up a fight. And where is its captain hat?"
"Appearances can be deceiving, Snake. He alone could wipe out an entire Earth colony; he's the one responsible of the murder of Samus' parents! The very thought of this inhuman creature in our world simply makes me... Snake, what are you snickering about?"
"Sorry. I was about to ask if they all reunite in a ship, dressed in sailor suits, and go "YO HO HO!" during the whole trip"
"... You're not taking this situation so seriously, now are you?"