Attention all posters in this room!
Blackadder has an announcement from a very viable source! It comes from a mod you all know and respect! So It's not Crimson King! I must keep their identity hidden, but you must KNOW:
Tonight will be the EXPLOSIVE NIPPLES!
Today will feature JACKED-UP TESTOSTERONE!
The update of Wednesday will end in the worlds FALCON PUNCH!
We will witness the F-man's BABIES!
But not just any BABIES!
His MAN-BABIES!
And his F-ZERO RACER!Which will also have MAN BABIES!
This update will blow your MINDS out of your NOSTRILS, and if it doesn't out of you're PENIS (Even if you're a girl!).
If you REFUSE to give YOUR LIFE for this UPDATE, the whole world will IMPLODE and turn into a giant WATERFALL!
Of PEE.
WEE.
WIZZLE.
PISS.
PIDDLE.
YELLOW WATER.
Bow down to FALCON or be DOOMED by his FANTASTIC NIPPLES, as he WILL DESTROY all that DARE touch his MANLY chest!
This is a public service announcement. That is all.
Oh, and Stage tonight.
@ Dyce: yeah, Ganon will show up...soon enough.
Can't wait 'till he does though.