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The Official Krystal Thread ;)

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Mallhew

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I wouldn't be surprised if half of you are pedophiles.

I had a friend (had) who used the Melee camera to look up Peach's dress.

You guys remind me of him.

(Krystal for Brawl! Just not as a pedophiles' play thing.)
 

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I wouldn't be surprised if half of you are pedophiles.

I had a friend (had) who used the Melee camera to look up Peach's dress.

You guys remind me of him.

(Krystal for Brawl! Just not as a pedophiles' play thing.)
How could they be pedo if Krystal and Peach are all above legal age?
 

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I had a friend (had) who used the Melee camera to look up Peach's dress.
Along with about half of the rest of the smashing community, casual or otherwise. Kids are just horny. That's life.

@Psycho: I think Krystal's technically only 14 or something. Though she certainly looks 18+ to me.
 

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I wouldn't be surprised if half of you are pedophiles.

I had a friend (had) who used the Melee camera to look up Peach's dress.

You guys remind me of him.

(Krystal for Brawl! Just not as a pedophiles' play thing.)
umm... yeah... pedophile doesn't really make sense in that context... and yeah.. plase don't post anymore
 

LordNannyKnuckles

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I really like the final moveset/ratings for jumps, etc.

I think Krystal could make a great and unique addition to the world of Smash Brothers.
 

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Krystal is nothing more than an object of desire, an unmoral sex object, something out of a bloody furry porn magazine, how despicable....and I like

excuse my limited sense of humor. I say KRYSTAL FOR BRAWL!!
 

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Fox is in a relationship with a 14 yr old?

shame on him!
Apparently.

Or I could be full of crazy and she's actually older. Let me wiki that real quick.

EDIT: YEAH, I'M A TOTAL LIAR. She's 19. Don't ever listen to anything I say. O_<
 

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On the American Jerry Springer, didn't they have a 20 year old and an 81 year old? Anyways, I digress...
 

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IDK.

how do people know krystal's age? does it ever say?
Wiki told me it was 19.

And that it was 16 before the game became a Star Fox installment. I guess they had to up her age to make her an appropriate age for Fox (though a 10-year-age gap still seems big to me. But at least it's not considered statutory ****).

That doesn't mean Wiki's right, but it's believable, so why not? She always looked 18-mid 20's to me anyway.

But then we can't listen to you when you say we can't listen to you.
Infinite Paradox?
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. . . . . . . .

ZIZZT. . . . *neck snaps to the left, smoke rises out of ears, and body falls limp*
 

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Wiki told me it was 19.

And that it was 16 before the game became a Star Fox installment. I guess they had to up her age to make her an appropriate age for Fox (though a 10-year-age gap still seems big to me. But at least it's not considered statutory ****).

That doesn't mean Wiki's right, but it's believable, so why not? She always looked 18-mid 20's to me anyway.
My sister is 16 and has a 10 year old age gap...My mother has 15 years
 

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My sister is 16 and has a 10 year old age gap
Between her and who? Her boyfriend? It's not unheard of, but I generally think that's a bad idea.

...My mother has 15 years
When she had a kid, I presume? If that's the case then she was technically ***** even if she consented. Not to be a Debbie Downer or anything.

EDIT: Uh. Yay Krystal. [/totally on-topic post]
 

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Between her and who? Her boyfriend? It's not unheard of, but I generally think that's a bad idea.

When she had a kid, I presume? If that's the case then she was technically ***** even if she consented. Not to be a Debbie Downer or anything.

EDIT: Uh. Yay Krystal. [/totally on-topic post]
15 years between mother and my step father
 

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15 years between mother and my step father
Ah.

Eh. With adults, the age gap is proportionally smaller, so not such a big deal. People are welcome to do what they please (within the confines of legality), but it's just not something I could see myself doing. I don't see how I could have anything in common with a 32 year old, but when I'm 32, I could see myself having a little more in common with a 47 year old. If that makes any sense.

So by that, 19-29 seems pretty large. If Fox really is 29, then he's lived about 50% longer than Krystal has.
 

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you taking about a fox that can shoot a lazer... i sure they mature diffrent to us...

anyway, krystal is one of the few people i would like in brawl, and ive never played a star fox game (although i plain too), she looks intresting for a brawl character
 

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Seriously PsychoIncarnate your sarcastic attraction to Krystal stopped being funny like 3 pages ago.
I dunno... I think that was a little funny myself. He's not being serious you know... but back to Kystal stages.

really depends on what you want:

Thorntail Hollow would provide a nice, big, gimmicky stage with dinos, bomb flowers and such.

Krazoa palace would probably be pretty straigtforward and comparitively smaller
 

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I think Thorntail Hollow with the big statue (the one you gave a cookie too) in the back, would be pretty nice.
yeah... they could kinda use some of the concepts from Assault's Dino planet too:

-edges of the stage are waterfalls instead of walls (makes more sense for brawl)

-hollow pyramids were cool ideas because, unlike the large central mountain in Adventures, they pyramids could have platforms... but you could probably make the mountain partially background so that it's ledges were platforms.

-definitely need to keep exploding plants from Adventures though

- random dino run-throughs would be nice too
 

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I don't think that tricky and krystal ever really interacted. He was more fox's pal. Could se him as an AT I guess maybe.
 

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I agree with Tricky being an AT. He probably would just rampage through the stage, though.

Personally, I don't what Krystal should have as a Final Smash. I would say flying on the pterodactyl, but that would probably be too similiar to Yoshi's FS. >__o
It would probably have something to do with Telepathy, as that was shown a few times throughout stages involving Krystal in Assualt, and was also displayed in Starfox Adventures.
 

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hmm... that's an idea...

Earlier we suggested krazoa... how could krazoa work?

option 1) she just kinda makes them appear and they float around slowly damaging anyone who touches them

option 2) she makes them appear and they surround her damaging anyone she gets close to

option 3) she makes them appear and they flurry around the stage damaging people.

option 4) she absorbs them and becomes ridiculously powerful.

option 5) they inhabit the other characters which would have some negative effect (paralysis, inversion of controls) you get the idea... some weird effect.


so whaddya think?
 

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I honestly like option 5 the best, but I can see that either being drastically unfair or practically useless depending on how they would do it.

ditto on the can't wait BTW
 

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I think number 5 is a little to similar to Peach's, but it would be great.
only if it puts them to sleep and drops healing items :laugh:

but really... I guess it would be if it paralyzed them... but if it posesses them in some way, that could be fun
 

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Awww I picked a bad day to stay offline for awhile. I seriously think that this thread is one of the touchiest on the board. (granted that the other threads don't get hentai posts) I think thats why we get the random posts like "I'd do krystal", because they can see that the thread reacts by complaining about it for a couple pages. Maybe my observations are wrong, but thats what it seems like.

On topic: I'm down with option three for the spirits. But I'm not set on anything, even the moveset that people assume is a given. Note that all because she *might* use the staff as her primary weapon, does not mean that it's her only means of attack. Take Link for example. His primary weapon is a sword, but his special include a bow, boomerang and bombs. Only one of his specials used his sword.

I'm not bashing anything, I just think that we should all stay open-minded when it comes to... just about everything in Brawl. I don't think that Sakurai will base her *whole* character off one game. It's just something to consider because I could see this thread being bombed by people complaining that her B moves aren't what we thought, or that everything isn't based off what we think it should be based off of.
 
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