The North Carolina Melee Power Rankings! Updated 8/14/14!

[Moophobia]

Fiz have my babies
..../****ride
Dark Hart mm my doc with one of your spacies ;D

 

[Dark Hart]

I'll probably lose, but okay

depends which spacie I'm playing with

lately I've been playing tons of Falco

probably Falco

 

[TheLastCacely]

shiek is so easy guys

i mean look at me

play brawl, learn smash basics

get tired, pick sheik

watch drephen

profit

just put jiggz instead of shiek, and hbox instead drephen


and i agree.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

cam, i thought *****ing out would be accepting it here, and getting to the venue and saying "actually, no". not really my problem anyway.

what??? that sounds like a load of horse ****


either ur down for the challenge, or ur afraid ur gonna lose.. just pick one so i can either **** u or continue to be disappointed with the ****ty attitudes of every player in this state, respectively

 

[AlcyoNite]

cam

i will money match u

bo5

$2

 

[Dr Peepee]

Good stuff NC

good stuff

<3

 

[SK919]

Slasher you should mm my doc

sure dude. $$$$ ;D. When ever we meet next time.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

theo, fur shur :DDDDDDDDDDDD aioehgrpweoruhexcited



and pp, that mario's gettin its **** pushed in

:jiggs: *****

 

[Dr Peepee]

Do you know what the cat combo is, ronald wardell?

If not, you're about to become VERY familiar with it.

 

[DJRome]

id mm all of u but im ****ing broke now

 

[bossa nova ♪]

i dun give a **** kevin

ur goin


d
o
w
n

 

[Dr Peepee]

My Mario is an actual solid secondary that could beat Roys.

<3 vzakat

 

[bossa nova ♪]

lol ur gonna need a reverse upB that kills at 0 to beat my pokémon

 

[Dr Peepee]

Nah I'll just combo you to 100+, let you back because I'm a nice guy, then outplay you easy again to kill.

Should feel about the same.

 

[Bl@ckChris]

isn't my declining of your mm a clear declaration of how i feel about your falcon ron? what are you getting at?

 

[bossa nova ♪]

no... that's the thing, it isn't clear in the slightest.... this ambiguity you've persisted is just evidence for bad things



i have the impression that you think you're too good to battle my secondary

you won't even take the challenge to find out though, which is a combination of arrogance and fear.... which is disappointing

humility goes a long way



or maybe you really are just purely, flat-out scared, in which case i'm even more disappointed



half a year ago you woulda been down in a minute, in fact you were! remember i'm pretty sure we battled and i took it in a 2-0 or 2-1.... don't you want to test your improvement???



if you just don't want the challenge because your scared, at least admit it so i can have some respect for you left.... you shouldn't be scared though, i'm not a pro at the MU or anything, i'm just trying to learn and push myself, which is what i thought this whole time you were trying to do, but i can see that you have different intentions that i don't seem to understand or identify with at all. w/e now i'm bored, lost interest..... you should be relieved now that you got away, vermin

 

[Dark Hart]

... the callout?

 

[Moophobia]

no... that's the thing, it isn't clear in the slightest.... this ambiguity you've persisted is just evidence for bad things



i have the impression that you think you're too good to battle my secondary

you won't even take the challenge to find out though, which is a combination of arrogance and fear.... which is disappointing

humility goes a long way



or maybe you really are just purely, flat-out scared, in which case i'm even more disappointed



half a year ago you woulda been down in a minute, in fact you were! remember i'm pretty sure we battled and i took it in a 2-0 or 2-1.... don't you want to test your improvement???



if you just don't want to because your scared, at least admit it so i can have some respect for you left.... you shouldn't be scared though, i'm not a pro at the MU or anything, i'm just trying to learn and push myself, which is what i thought this whole time you were trying to do, but i can see that you have different intentions that i don't seem to understand or identify with at all. w/e now i'm bored, lost interest..... you should be relieved now that you got away, vermin

MONEY MATCH ME! Doc v any of your characters that you even remotely play (falco puff falcon marth fox random mid tiers that you practice I don't give a ****)

 

[bossa nova ♪]

i'll take any of them moo



same goes to the rest of you arrogant yet self-depreciating scrubs, i have some dollars to collect from you contradictory ***gets, it's been too long

 

[Bl@ckChris]

hey cam.

**** you.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Welp the trash talk is somewhat better anyway

 

[Bl@ckChris]

**** cam

**** his falco

**** his luigi

**** his puff

**** his *******

mother **** his falcon

I WILL PARALYZE YOU

I AIN'T YO DADDY I'M YO GRANDPA

 

[SK919]

aw ****!

Things just got real

 

[bossa nova ♪]

bring it *****



i'll see ur frightened to vitiligo *** on the battlefield

 

[vZakat]

My Mario is an actual solid secondary that could beat Roys.

<3 vzakat

Dwam, PP callin me out. It's on like pokemon...

































...puzzle league.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Someone stop me from reading the comments on WGF GFs.

It hurts.

Edit: vZakat we goin there again? =p

 

[Bl@ckChris]

idk what your fancy biology word is but i will titrate that ***, measure the absorbance of my purple haze in your ***, make a calibration curve outta your characters, find the error, and report it with a NICE *** CHART.

CUZ I AM THE GANOLYTICAL DORFICIST AND I DAMN WELL DON'T GIVE A ****

 

[SK919]

Aw ****.. does .... DOES THIS MM NEED IT'S OWN THREAD???!?!

 

[Moophobia]

Aight ron lets just throw money at each other and play until one of us is out.

 

[bossa nova ♪]

chris, dont talk **** and then get ****ed in the butt like ur boi sneak did

 

[Sneak8288]

this ni99a is clearly trying to lose some cash

 

[Dr Peepee]

Yessssssssssss

 

[bossa nova ♪]

right on time


'thought i saw that name in the active users viewing box



so after we **** these *****es up in teams....



it's on





EDIT:

seriously though, our team is gonna **** yall right in ur *******s, bring a plug and it's goin in too

 

[Dark Hart]

mm's everywhere

 

[Bl@ckChris]

hey ron.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLM1lSxdO30

 

[Dr Peepee]

@Sneak: Project M MM?

And, I'll tap you.

And, **** everyone else.

-smith

 

[AlcyoNite]

G6 started playing on my playlist as soon as i started reading these MM's

Are all these about to happen this weekend?

Is pure HYPE about to ensue for the first time in NC since...idk1?!?!?!?!??

 

[Bl@ckChris]

smith, fox vs ylink mm?

you must redeem yourself, kid.

 

[Dr Peepee]

"I don't need to redeem ****, I made you switch from Ganon to Fox with YLink."

-smith

 

[SailingDreamer]

also kevin wont post but like wheres my happy birthday zach? like dwam