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It turns out I can't really do smash over the weekend either. Sorry. :\
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That'd be nice if I could pay at the door. I can bring a GCN, but not a TV.I will get back to you on this, I need to ask Charles. I think as long as you register online you can pay at the door but I'm not 100% sure.
Message to everyone planning on attending: Bring a setup if possible. One of our main goals is to run the tournament very quickly and smoothly.
sasquatch music festival is at the end of may so if its not memorial day weekend i can goSo guys, expect LOST4life to be at the end of May![]()
lol, it will now of course be on memorial day weekend.sasquatch music festival is at the end of may so if its not memorial day weekend i can go
awesome. field camp?I will also be unable to come that weekend. I'll be going out to eastern oregon to party and look at rocks.
Geology is pretty hardcore. What specific feature are you going to go look at, if any?I will also be unable to come that weekend. I'll be going out to eastern oregon to party and look at rocks.
<3Sure! What would you like to know?
Let's start with the basics in case you skipped middle school. There are three main types: Igneous, Sedimentary and Metamorphic.
Igneous is the genesis rock-straight up just cooled magma/lava. This is where it all starts. Different kinds of Igneous rocks form based on the conditions of how the magma/lava cooled. Your average joe basalts (the kinds of rock in lava fields) was just lava that cooled very quickly on the surface. And it comes directly from the mantle, such as mid-ocean ridges or hot spots. It's primarily orthopyroxene, clinopyroxene, and olivine, but plagioclase feldspar is a common constituent in other mafic and intermediate rocks. Basalt mostly forms in pillows under the ocean, where it flows out, is rapidly cooled by water, and then new lava comes out inbetween the new holes made inbetween old pillows. Surficial basalt doesn't happen much above sea level, except at hot spots like Hawaii, and very rarely at volcanic arc settings. Whereas stuff like granite was magma that cooled very slowly just beneath the surface. This usually happens in magma chambers within active volcanoes, but don't forget about intrusions! Granite forms because the olivines from the ocean floor and ocean water melt and rise when they're subducted under the mantle. We can tell this because rare earth metals that are in the rocks at volcanic arc are mostly hydrophyllic (dissolve in water easily) compared to mid-ocean ridge rocks, which have a much more even ratio of rare earth elements. Generally, igneous rocks with larger crystals cooled more slowly than those with small ones. Which means dating them is a hassle since the temperature at which daughter elements stick to the mineral can be any time between when it started to cool and when it was done. In Hawaii I came across a HUGE boulder that was FILLED with olivine crystals. Definitely ****ed a little.
I want that boulder.
anyway, once the igneous rock is formed, it begins its unfathomably long (on human timescales) journey through the rock cycle.
So there's a chunk of granite. It sat in a magma chamber for a thousand years or so, growing its quartz and feldspar phenocrysts, then got spewed out in a catastrophic eruption, Granite doesn't get spewed. It cools underground and is then uplifted and the surface rock is eroded to reveal the granite pluton/batholith. This happens because the convergent setting of plates adds strain to the rock, just like the accreted terrains, and it forms mountains, among other things. Rhyolite is a felsic spew rock. unfortunately annihilating a rural village in the process. So now assuming it doesn't get found and incorporated into someones countertop it sits where it landed for a ****ing long time.
Skip ahead a few millennia... Nah, in this case maybe a few hundred to a few hundred thousand years. Erosion on this small of a scale doesn't take too long. Rivers and other water related processes are extremely dynamic processes.
Ok, now the granite rock is sand after years and years and years and years and years of steady erosion. Presumably on some beach. Cool. This is called a greywacke. Unmature sandstone. It has very little silica content, and a large amount of minerals that can be chemically eroded and changed into mud, meaning it hasn't been around for a long time. Silica doesn't chemically erode, so you can generally tell how mature a sandstone is based on its silica content. You can't tell its age because you would be measuring when the grains were cooled from the volcano, not when they became a sedimentary rock.
Skip ahead, oh...I don't know, 500 million years? This is the scale having all the continents bunched together, all of them splitting apart, and then bunching back together again.
So after all that time the sand that was once that granite rock got buried. Under 500 million years worth of ****. It doesn't matter what. Point is, it's under so much weight it gets compacted into a new rock. Sandstone! a sedimentary rock. a rock Frankensteined together from bits of other rock. Classifying these ****ers is a *****. Classifying clastic rocks isn't too difficult, it just requires a good estimating eye. Classifying limestones is harder. Get out your petrology microscopes and tertiary diagrams! Sedimentary rocks with mostly quartz grains have been around longest because quartz is one of the most stable minerals on earth. So when all the other minerals have been weathered away, usually its just the quartz left. We call those compositionally mature. There is one thing I am not going to do: get out my petrography microscope to look at sedimentary rocks. Figuring out individual minerals is a *****. Or are you talking about hand lenses?
another 500 million years go by. Human civilization has long gone, and dolphins now rule the planet. They can fly now and possess telepathy. Can't argue with you there.
a tectonic plate has pushed the sandstone deeper underground. Now it is super ****ing compressed and feeling pretty hot too. Ooh the conditions for blueschist! Conditions like these transform the once sandstone into something else entirely. a Metamorphic rock. Yeah, quartzite. Perhaps it has grown new crystals like garnet or kyanite. Not with those facies you're not. It's structure is different now too. The growth of sheet-like biotite crystals has given the rock something that looks like layers: foliations. Now it is a schist. at super high grades (high P and T) it can become a gneiss. Nice. If you can definitively tell the difference between a schist and a gneiss you're a better geologist than I am.
Then after another several ages, the subducting tectonic plate that pushed down the sandstone is melting causing the formation of a volcanic mountain range on the surface. The gneiss melts too in this process and finds itself as magma once again in a magma chamber. More likely it'll be accreted onto the continent again because it's too light to be subducted into the mantle, in which case it will be part of a milange, which is apparently not an easy thing to map because it means "messed up piece of **** on a county scale."
The Dolphins are now 80% incorporeal and have long since abandoned Earth. They realized that conditions will soon be unsuitable or life as the Sun swells into a red giant. Over time, it will engulf the Earth completely, and our granite will go back to the ultimate cosmic source of all the heavy elements it was comprised of. Six billion years is a long time.
It'd be cool if you put the word out on here for people in southern Oregon. My apartment is always open for nice smashers to come own me repeatedly.The closest people you're to is Sutherlin and Roseburg, and even then they're pretty far away.
Most of our scene is in northern and middle Oregon, around Corvallis and Portland. =\
Yeah, I knew we should have done singles for both games first, then doubles if there was time.Wait, Melee singles didn't happen?
I was wondering why that was not announced
I was sad, I felt really good about my Melee Marth after some friendlies I played (with t1mmy lol, but still...)