The New Funny Kaillera Moments Thread

[asianaussie]

everything works out, right

 

[Blue Yoshi]

I decided to randomly appear on the Australian server, but since then, every time I'm on, nobody else is on... either my timing sucks, or... well, I guess my timing just sucks.

 

[ciaza]

We're generally on at like 8-12pm (GMT + 10).

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

who wants to be american

americans are jerks who refuse to talk to people just because they aren't american

im american by birth and hate myself for it

i'm best friends with a canadian, seriously.

we get along fine, in fact, she didn't even seem to care i was american, i guess i get a break because i'm from michigan.

also, i know that feel, i'm not really shining patriotism here, oh ****, now i'm a terrorist.

 

[JaimeHR]

Random dude: U suck, all you do is counter my moves.

 

[The Star King]

i'm best friends with a canadian, seriously.

we get along fine, in fact, she didn't even seem to care i was american, i guess i get a break because i'm from michigan.

also, i know that feel, i'm not really shining patriotism here, oh ****, now i'm a terrorist.

Way to take asianaussie's post seriously.

SILLY BILLY

 

[asianaussie]

protip, if i ever post in all lower case, chances are im not serious

or maybe lazy, either one works

see: context

 

[The Star King]

That's kind of funny because usually I go ALL CAPS on Kaillera when I'm not serious.

Not possible on Smashboards, though.

 

[Battlecow]

I randomly capitalize WORDS when I'm doing bravado

There's no way to tell if I'm serious or not. EVER.

 

[ballin4life]

that's kind of funny because usually i go all caps on kaillera when i'm not serious.

Not possible on smashboards, though.

HA! THE KING OF STARS CAN MANIPULATE THE FREE WORLD, YET HE CANNOT MANIPULATE SMASHBOARDS' ALL CAPS RESTRlCTIONS!

 

[asianaussie]

that L looks really out of place

 

[The Star King]

Yeah there are way better ways to dodge it, such as entering an empty picture. Lol @ noob4life.

 

[ballin4life]

Yeah there are way better ways to dodge it, such as entering an empty picture. Lol @ noob4life.

Actually it was pretty pro@life, since I have a bunch of stuff to do and I couldn't get the empty picture dodge to work

oh wait why am I still on smashboards ... ****

 

[Surri-Sama]

I dont suggest dodging the filter anyways.

It's a good way to get an easy minor spam infraction.

 

[ballin4life]

The injustices of signatures, all caps restrictions and 10 char limits must be fought!

 

[BetaNinten]

I like how they're getting off topic.
(07:03:06PM) <TKing> havent seen hammer in months
(07:03:09PM) <jacg> ESPEREN MME
(07:03:19PM) <TKing> sup heart and own
(07:03:23PM) <HAMMERHEART> POOP
(07:03:25PM) <jacg> LLEGO EN UNA ORA
(07:03:28PM) <TKing> uh

 

[NovaSmash]

< ÜñhõlyWeápõn> matts can u beat ybombb and malva?

< ÜñhõlyWeápõn> bomb is underrated


i think its funny how highly this guy thinks of ybombb

 

[Battlecow]

Ybombb's pretty good

It's true that there are scrubs who overrate him tho

 

[The Star King]

YBOMBB's the champion of noobs.

I'll admit I thought he was amazing when I was a noob, too.

 

[B Link]

Damn, the coolest thing (I've seen anyway) just happened in a teams match today.

I was pika and did a forward grab on a falcon at the high middle platform of dreamland, and then a samus did an upb and hit the person while I was throwing. What happened was the throw went in super slow motion for some reason for all of the samus upb hits. Lol.

 

[The Star King]

Hmm....

Hitlag + throw invincibility?

I didn't know hitting someone in the throw animation lags the thrower.

 

[Surri-Sama]

Hmm....

Hitlag + throw invincibility?

I didn't know hitting someone in the throw animation lags the thrower.

Yeah im thinking about that as well. I can almost imagine it but i dont have the time to fool around with it right now so D:

 

[Blue Yoshi]

That's happened to me several times before. Though that said, it would be cool to see all the throws in slow motion

 

[Sangoku]

It does happen often indeed. Even more when you play 2vGDK.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

Or just against GDK in general All his moves get lagged, not just his throws.

 

[Peek~]

MasTeR says:
MAN COME PLAY SMASH **** PSO FOR HALF HOUR WILL YA

Wahaha

 

[BeefSteak]

Someone asked me not to play Kirby once, because he's no fun to play against.
Haven't been here long but thought it was funny.

Problem is, I'm not good with anyone else =P (at least good enough to try keep up with most of the online level of play)

 

[SilentSlayers]

Someone asked me not to play Kirby once, because he's no fun to play against.
Haven't been here long but thought it was funny.

Problem is, I'm not good with anyone else =P (at least good enough to try keep up with most of the online level of play)

I say that all the time. I never P2P Boom without asking; "Is it pika week"? Because his pika is just so frigging good (gay). Probably applies to his kirby too. Kirbys are boring!

 

[ciaza]

At least you got asked. Back in the day when I only played Pikachu I had asianaussie and another guy yell the crap out of me angrily so I had to start picking up other characters to play =C

 

[asianaussie]

I told you to play more characters to diversify, not just because Pika is a *****y little 'wishes-he-could-be-as-cool-as-' tubbsrat.

It worked.

 

[ciaza]

More like you had a hissy fit because all you did was play Link and all I did was Bthrow your ***.

 

[asianaussie]

Even if that's true, you're still the one in the wrong.

Poor Link.

 

[blaze3927]

nah nah. ness is top tier

 

[tacos]

funny thing happend while playin zues

(11:17:55AM) Press "Drop" if your emulator fails to load the game.
(11:17:58AM) <Server> P1 Delay = 5 (5 frame delay)
(11:17:58AM) <Server> P2 Delay = 4 (4 frame delay)
2 Stocked his kirby
(11:22:55AM) <ZèÚ$> lol
(11:22:58AM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> rofl
(11:23:00AM) <ZèÚ$> talk about chasing u all game
(11:23:06AM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> >_>
(11:25:11AM) <ZèÚ$> dude really
(11:25:17AM) <ZèÚ$> im getting tired of coming after u
(11:25:19AM) <ZèÚ$> anyone can sandbag
(11:25:21AM) <ZèÚ$> run n hit
(11:25:25AM) <ZèÚ$> kinda gay u know
(11:25:25AM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> wut
(11:25:32AM) <ZèÚ$> yea all u do is back away and then hit
(11:25:39AM) <ZèÚ$> back away
(11:25:39AM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> ._.
(11:25:46AM) <ZèÚ$> anyone can play all defensive like that and win
(11:25:55AM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> not playin defensive
(11:25:58AM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> o.O
3 stocked his pika
(11:26:00AM) <ZèÚ$> really dude
(11:26:08AM) <ZèÚ$> maybe u should record it and watch urself play
(11:26:14AM) <ZèÚ$> cuz all u do is run away and the nhit
(11:26:23AM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> >_>
(11:26:24AM) <ZèÚ$> u pick these characters where i have to chase u
(11:26:30AM) <ZèÚ$> and if i try to play deefnsive u spam shots
(11:26:32AM) <ZèÚ$> lmao
(11:26:36AM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> wut
(11:26:38AM) <ZèÚ$> watever man just play
3 stocked his pika again
(11:28:52AM) <ZèÚ$> lol hit n run nice
(11:28:56AM) <ZèÚ$> let me play that way too now
(11:28:57AM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> >_>
(11:29:00AM) <ZèÚ$> n ull c the difference
3 stocked his fox
He didn't say anything after that

 

[Shablivion]

>_>

MasTeR says:
MAN COME PLAY SMASH **** PSO FOR HALF HOUR WILL YA

Wahaha

ehhhh man dont be puting my msn messages in here

 

[Shablivion]

Not Peek says:
CANT POST ON SMASHBOARDS NOW. PLAYING PSO

is PSO that good?

 

[Sangoku]

So I was playing a random noob with ~50 ping in euro server and he said:
<sau> can we play in westwonderland?

-_________-

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

>go to godweapon

(08:42:02PM) <NK-Cell> new galaxy ip: 69.172.242.150:27888
(08:42:11PM) <342> Cel your banned
(08:42:14PM) <NK-Cell> =(
(08:42:15PM) <342> get off this server
(08:42:27PM) <342> ill be sure to report what you said.
(08:42:31PM) <342> Leave that server alone
(08:42:34PM) <NK-Cell> what did I say?
(08:42:36PM) <342> it has viruses
(08:42:42PM) <NK-Cell> wut
(08:42:43PM) <342> it sends packets to peoples ip who joins
(08:42:46PM) <342> and crashes them
(08:42:52PM) <NK-Cell> wtf are you talking about
(08:42:54PM) <342> your attempting to ruin peoples computer
(08:42:59PM) <342> So get out of here.
(08:43:08PM) <·¨»£ø§«¨· $N@K3> wut.
(08:43:12PM) <342> Yes.

 

[NovaSmash]

(10:36:49AM) * Parts: Colombia (U PEOPLE WILL BOW DOWN TO THE COLOMBIAN CARTEL MAFIA)

 

[NovaSmash]

sorry for double post

(00:51:27AM) <«ªÑßkª»ÜñhølÿWêàþøñ> shab ybomb fireblaster frogles are all on same level

i just wonder where he comes up with this stuff from


heres one from zeus:

(06:56:15PM) <ZèÚ$> let me know when u got the balls to actually fight back instead of spacing and running all the time

and one from ybombb:

(02:14:03PM) <YBOMBB> jaime is overrated




(02:56:45PM) <«ªÑßKª»Nøvå> wats a grab scrub
(02:57:04PM) <Komotonoto> somebody who grabs
(02:57:09PM) <«ªÑßKª»Nøvå> uh
(02:57:12PM) <Komotonoto> even at least once
(02:57:15PM) <«ªÑßKª»Nøvå> wow
(02:57:21PM) <Komotonoto> cause its so god damn bvad
(02:57:24PM) <Komotonoto> bad*
(02:57:34PM) <«ªÑßKª»Nøvå> maybe u should learn how to not get grabbed
(02:57:49PM) <Komotonoto> yeah
(02:57:57PM) <Komotonoto> too bad there is so many no lives in here
(02:58:07PM) <Komotonoto> im pretty sure ppl can do combos without grabs
(02:58:13PM) <«ªÑßKª»Nøvå> yea beacuse grabbing= no life, right?
(02:58:16PM) <Komotonoto> and its stupid grabs dont even count as consecutive
(02:58:25PM) <Komotonoto> so theres no point
(02:58:26PM) * Joins: usr (Ping: 129)
(02:58:40PM) <Komotonoto> so grabs like suck as
(02:58:44PM) <Felipe_9595> grabs suckz
(02:58:44PM) <Komotonoto> its desperation
(02:58:47PM) <Komotonoto> to win
(02:58:55PM) <Komotonoto> like god damn
(02:59:03PM) <Komotonoto> lololololololol
(02:59:06PM) <Komotonoto> umad
(02:59:11PM) <Komotonoto> cause its true
(02:59:20PM) <«ªÑßKª»Nøvå> no u just suck
(02:59:27PM) <Killer> i never thought people taking grabbing so seriously lol
(02:59:33PM) <dandan> why is the galaxy chat always so dumb
(02:59:34PM) <Komotonoto> yeah i play tk5dro
(02:59:40PM) <dandan> :S
(02:59:46PM) <Komotonoto> grabbing is like so low in that game
(02:59:55PM) <Komotonoto> you'll just get kicked out of room
(02:59:57PM) <Felipe_9595> is liek drilling
(03:00:13PM) <Komotonoto> especially if its lagging
(03:00:14PM) <«ªÑßKª»Nøvå> if u cant avoid grabs then ur awful, period
(03:00:29PM) <dandan> what nova said