The New Funny Kaillera Moments Thread

[RickySSB]

I'd assume most people care? Smash64 needs more players lol....

who cares >_>

Shut up.

Can I be your brother? :D

You are my new brother. *w*

 

[prisonchild]

i think the funniest part was those guys expecting people not to troll on the internet

 

[SSBPete]

so essentially bumblebee man from the simpsons is based on reality. lol

 

[MATTS!]

how DARE THEE BRING DOWN OF ALL HUMOR OLD and NEW.

Bring forth your sadness, and down your head in shame for a lengthy amount of time.

Behold, the filth.

The Great MATTS!

 

[asianaussie]

i was going to make a sarcastic comment about how something with a KoL avy was making remarks about humour

but KoL is pretty ****ing funny sometimes

 

[SSBPete]

how DARE THEE BRING DOWN OF ALL HUMOR OLD and NEW.

Bring forth your sadness, and down your head in shame for a lengthy amount of time.

Behold, the filth.

The Great MATTS!

textbook MATTS! always making my day that much better

 

[ballin4life]

Maybe this whole thing explain the "XD" use.

LMAO

Also I think spanish soap operas are high comedy

 

[Surri-Sama]

Shut up.

"No"

I just assumed you'd also want more players to play this game.

Is there a reason you'd want less?

 

[RickySSB]

Shut up.
I'm training some guys xD

 

[tacos]

-1 for ricky

 

[RickySSB]

-1 for tacos

 

[clubbadubba]

+1 for tacos

+1 for Ricky

 

[RickySSB]

2+ clubbadubba
100000+ clubbadubba

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

(08:26:07PM) <superboomfan> I love u
(08:26:15PM) <superboomfan> - tacos
(08:26:49PM) <{LUV}tacos> *****g
(08:26:51PM) <{LUV}tacos> LOVE
(08:26:54PM) <{LUV}tacos> boom
(08:26:56PM) <{LUV}tacos> i love you
(08:26:59PM) <{LUV}tacos> spread the LUV


(08:27:17PM) - Tubularm8 has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
(08:27:21PM) <superboomfan> L U V
(08:27:21PM) - Doubles Derthex: superboomfan [Nope, no shouting.]
(08:27:21PM) - you must be silenced - superboomfan for 5 minutes.

aw WTF it goes something like this L---------------U-------------------V

 

[The Star King]

Clearly it's a message from the kaillera gods that your love was not meant to be

 

[B Link]

I was playing this guy and to make a long story short, he was flipping burgers during our match.

Our convo went like:
<burgerman (not really his name)> 3 stock match gotta flip
*after match*
<burgerman> flip
*leaves game*

*another example*
<burgerman> gotta flip after this game
*match ends*
<B Link> ok flip
<burgerman> no that wasn't long enough needs to cook more
<burgerman> one more quick one

 

[TANK64]

^^LMFAO!!!!! Yo, that's so ****in' funny! xDDDD jfdklas;jfdkl

lol, man why is that so funny. idk, but it is.

Thank you B Link. You made me laugh, and want to play online more.

 

[B Link]

I was lol'ing in my seat the entire time. Apparently his computer setup is "like 10 seconds" away from his stove.

Part 2: Knitephox's Livestream humor

Random people talking on the livestream
<???> What if MATTS! were a lawyer?
<B Link> "ahem..."
<B Link> "PWNED"
<B Link> "I rest my case."

(08:26:07PM) <superboomfan> I love u
(08:26:15PM) <superboomfan> - tacos

LOL

 

[The Star King]

B_Link, no offense but the quote from MATTS! himself was way funnier

<TheGreatMATTSl> PWNED, OWNED, i rest my case your honor, 100%

IIRC

Also I was the one who asked what if MATTS! was a lawyer

Only in stream chats guys

 

[B Link]

I will agree with you but only in terms of it being a 'quote.' Mine was more 'in the moment' and got several LOLs immediately compared to MATTS who did not receive many. >inb4 "you keep track of how many LOL's you get?"

I wonder when MATTS! humor will die, as in 100%/completely, which is to say 'when will MATTS! humor get *****'

 

[Surri-Sama]

I wonder when MATTS! humor will die, as in 100%/completely, which is to say 'when will MATTS! humor get *****'

Never, there will always be a group of fools in humanity.

 

[The Star King]

I will agree with you but only in terms of it being a 'quote.' Mine was more 'in the moment' and got several LOLs immediately compared to MATTS who did not receive many. >inb4 "you keep track of how many LOL's you get?"

I wouldn't ask that because I noticed how many LOL's you people got as well. And MATTS! got a ton, and more than you. Sorry bro

 

[SSBPete]

i remember once on malvas stream MATTS! was pretty adamant australia is pluto and was trying to calculate how long it was taking for the stream to reach me

 

[B Link]

I wouldn't ask that because I noticed how many LOL's you people got as well. And MATTS! got a ton, and more than you. Sorry bro

Can't - tell - if - trolling

Not gonna think about it too much

 

[The Star King]

My memory > yours, especially when you're biased towards yourself, lol. See, I can give more context and get quotes more accurate, look:

<TheStarKing> PWNED
<TheGreatMATTSl> i have that trademarked
<TheGreatMATTSl> see your *** in court
<TheStarKing> MATTS! would be the best lawyer of all time
<B Link> "PWNED"
<B Link> "that is all"
*approximately 3 variations of "lol"*
<TheGreatMATTSl> PWNED, OWNED, i rest my case your honor, 100%
*approximately 5 variations of "ROFL"*

 

[B Link]

Ah, so this is a trick to get your post count up. Reaching 10,000 posts or whatever isn't that interesting trust me

 

[Surri-Sama]

lol it's alright to ignore SK every now and then dont worry.

 

[The Star King]

See edit

Also if I could make my post count like 500 I would, having high post count feels bad man

Although I'm not helping by posting

 

[B Link]

I would ignore SK but smashboards is a healthy outlet for me. If I weren't posting here I'd probably be doing stuff that smashboards won't let me post here

I used to be proud of my post count until I saw the legendary PEKKLE with like 2 1/2 posts

 

[MATTS!]

Star KING wins

B-LINK and horrible SURRI-SAMA losses


Thank YOU.

PWNED.

The Great MATTS!

 

[Battlecow]

I was reading a nick hornby book about obsessive forum-dwellers and the epilogue was a transcript of a forum conversation and the main character had fewer posts than I do on smashboards. Feelsbadman.

 

[JaimeHR]

Random Kaillera Dude (I think it was Zeus, don't remember): How come that EVERY TIME I'm doing a combo it lags, but when i get combo'd the game runs fine. SO CONVENIENT!

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

zeus complaining about camping when you chase him all the way around hyrule

 

[TANK64]

^^That avy is good for you.

 

[The Real Sykes]

zeus complaining about camping when you chase him all the way around hyrule

Zeus camp not at all

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Ah, so this is a trick to get your post count up. Reaching 10,000 posts or whatever isn't that interesting trust me

You haven't experienced the joy of 1000 points yet.

 

[tacos]

>gets pwnd by my yoshi

(06:33:26PM) <r0n1> u no yoshi n ness are conciderd cheap
(06:33:33PM) <r0n1> thats why they dont use them in tourneys
(06:33:41PM) <{LUV}tacos> wut
(06:33:46PM) <r0n1> yea
(06:33:50PM) <r0n1> seriously
(06:34:00PM) <r0n1> there to easy to be good with

 

[TheMagistrate]

>gets pwnd by my yoshi

(06:33:26PM) <r0n1> u no yoshi n ness are conciderd cheap
(06:33:33PM) <r0n1> thats why they dont use them in tourneys
(06:33:41PM) <{LUV}tacos> wut
(06:33:46PM) <r0n1> yea
(06:33:50PM) <r0n1> seriously
(06:34:00PM) <r0n1> there to easy to be good with

i played him too and he rage quit. too funny.

 

[B Link]

Spoiler

Disclaimer: I have absolutely nothing against tacos and I think he is a good person. This is all in good fun.

no luv

 

[The Star King]

Where was the troll? Also that taco doesn't have enough green salsa