The New Funny Kaillera Moments Thread

[clubbadubba]

Bump

(01:52:00AM) <shapedude> when me and my bors be hittin up the 64
(01:52:06AM) <shapedude> the girls around wil always complain
(01:52:09AM) <shapedude> but its like b****
(01:52:14AM) <shapedude> talking to you is boring as f***

maybe its cuz its late, but I lulled

 

[Sempiternity]

LOL

This guy started the game, set the lives to 6, and didn't bother to turn the items off.

"HMMMMMMM" I wondered

He then picked Mushroom Kingdom with Ness, and since I was DK, I just hit/baited him to the edge and threw him off every time at 0-20%

he didn't even rage

 

[Channighan]

Wait a sec, how old is Zeus? Cuz he complains alot.

 

[NTA]

<nourtekken3> if more peoples god some abilitys like those peoples ,all things will be better
<nourtekken3> they are ok
<nourtekken3> it is easy to guide them to a good direction
<nourtekken3> but the problems is with others
<nourtekken3> all weak peoples should be into one clan and treated together
<Ian FF7> Joined the Game
<nourtekken3> do you agree with tttthat NTA
<nourtekken3> NTA where is your skype picture
<Ian FF7> Left the Game
<nourtekken3> yes
<nourtekken3> sure
<nourtekken3> of cource
<nourtekken3> it is about agood game
<nourtekken3> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
<nourtekken3> way no
<nourtekken3> ...
<nourtekken3> ...
<nourtekken3> what are you both doing
<nourtekken3> all peoples on earth are good and normal they can be affecter by bad theing but good peoples can easely guide them and convince
<nourtekken3> them to be good
<nourtekken3> there is few fixes with jews
<nourtekken3> then all things will be organiZed and repaired
<nourtekken3> if jews repent ,all others will be guided by normal good peoples with normal power level
<nourtekken3> good peoples are tooo close to their objective
<nourtekken3> and you the hell know that
<nourtekken3> weak bad peoples will lose against normal good peoples
<nourtekken3> and also
<nourtekken3> you fully know that
<nourtekken3> hypocrite peoples will be discovered and beaten by intelldgennt good peoplesssz
<nourtekken3> there still some fixes to do in our selves in emotions and in power and with them
<nourtekken3> NTA
<nourtekken3> where izz your skaaape ppicture
<nourtekken3> hmmm
<nourtekken3> where izzzz yours
<nourtekken3> NTA
<nourtekken3> i mean but there any rundom picture
<nourtekken3> about anything
<nourtekken3> i will put a picture now
<nourtekken3> we should work with jews to beat satan
<nourtekken3> becouse like satan,jews want to go in to rundom different details and waste their abylitys anywhere
<nourtekken3> with few controll we can take satan
<nourtekken3> and they everything will be changed
<nourtekken3> NTA wheeere riizzzz your pictchaa
<nourtekken3> even you NTA
<nourtekken3> you will be changed
<nourtekken3> up
<nourtekken3> to be guided and lost is not an excellent thing
<nourtekken3> NTA
<nourtekken3> where izz your pictchaa
<NTA> where's yours
<nourtekken3> i tald you
<nourtekken3> i puuted a rundom picture already ,do the samze
<nourtekken3> same
<nourtekken3> or haw can iiiiii know you
<nourtekken3> not your picture but any picture
<nourtekken3> like rose picture or anything you want
<nourtekken3> i dont know
<nourtekken3> i really supposed to eat someone and chenge heem
<nourtekken3> well not me of cource but other should do this job
<nourtekken3> where are them???
<nourtekken3> NTA why peoples are wrong and too weak?
<nourtekken3> ?
<Nøvå (n64 controller training)> Left the Game
<nourtekken3> it seem a wrong thing to figh with few noble violet emotion against a bad emotional person that do everything to be against t
<nourtekken3> those noble emotions
<nourtekken3> they correubt everything if we dont face them with force
<nourtekken3> Left the Game
<nourtekken3> Joined the Game

 

[RickySSB]

Not in Galaxy64 but still being fun xD

(03:35:10AM) <celebi 112> jeje soy nuevo en esto, como me uno a la partida?
(03:35:17AM) <Ricky (CL)> ALT + F4
(03:35:47AM) * Parts: celebi 112 (Normal client exit)
(03:35:57AM) <Ricky (CL)> lol
(03:35:57AM) * Joins: celebi 112 (Ping: 226)
(03:36:00AM) <Ricky (CL)> lol
(03:36:31AM) <Ricky (CL)> te menti xd era CTRL + W
(03:37:35AM) <Ricky (CL)> estas?
(03:37:50AM) <celebi 112> no estoy seguro
(03:37:58AM) <Ricky (CL)> CTRL + W
(03:38:17AM) * Joins: 48243047 (Ping: 476)
(03:38:55AM) <celebi 112> no pasa nada
(03:39:02AM) * Parts: 48243047 (Õý³£µÄÍ˳ö)
(03:39:04AM) <Ricky (CL)> mm alt + f4 denuevo
(03:39:26AM) * Parts: celebi 112 (Normal client exit)

Translated

(03:35:10AM) <celebi 112> jeje i'm new, how can i join a game?
(03:35:17AM) <Ricky (CL)> ALT + F4
(03:35:47AM) * Parts: celebi 112 (Normal client exit)
(03:35:57AM) <Ricky (CL)> lol
(03:35:57AM) * Joins: celebi 112 (Ping: 226)
(03:36:00AM) <Ricky (CL)> lol
(03:36:31AM) <Ricky (CL)> I'd lie to you xd it was CTRL + W
(03:37:35AM) <Ricky (CL)> are you there?
(03:37:50AM) <celebi 112> i'm not sure
(03:37:58AM) <Ricky (CL)> CTRL + W
(03:38:17AM) * Joins: 48243047 (Ping: 476)
(03:38:55AM) <celebi 112> nothing happens
(03:39:02AM) * Parts: 48243047 (Õý³£µÄÍ˳ö)
(03:39:04AM) <Ricky (CL)> mm try alt + f4 again
(03:39:26AM) * Parts: celebi 112 (Normal client exit)

Never Gets Old lol

 

[Battlecow]

You're a bad person

 

[asianaussie]

that's almost word for word what i was about to post, except with a :3 instead of the wink and no capital 'y'

 

[KeroKeroppi]

@aa, "y" is a letter and ":3" is a face soooo.. technically it was still "word for word" what you posted.

BOOOOOM. i got you good.



(no referance to sbf.. thats the sound of a really loud explosian)

 

[The Star King]

Wow Kero is actually right

aa on blast

 

[M!nt]

Kero the grammar nazi

 

[asianaussie]

ill take that blow

but you all knew exactly what i meant

 

[SA-in-NE]

I was reading through this thread and found it quite amusing, however i noticed some posts about YBOMB and I feel compelled to respond. I am confused by what seems to be consensus of mild annoyance, at the very least, if someone says he is good (confirmed by three separate posters and not one poster countering this position). This is confusing to me, especially considering he is an extremely nice guy thereby rejecting the possibility that the adverse nature of these posts are backlash to an unlikeable or arrogant persona. I am then led to believe that the criticism stems from his actual skill in this game. I have personally seen him beat a considerable amount of good players online consistently, this coupled with the fact that he uses the d- pad online and is much better on console, perhaps you can call me one of those scrubs who thinks he is underrated. Would someone like to clarify?

 

[Battlecow]

'zat you, bombb?

I like you. Don't get sad.

 

[NTA]

Ybombb sucks. That's not him.

 

[SA-in-NE]

Your opinion on his skill doesn't concern me, if you guys think he sucks that is fine. I just think it is interesting some posters felt the need to undermine the fact that someone else complimented him, and that this should be pointed out. Perhaps you wish they said your name instead, or a name of someone who you think is good, because of course they are too unskilled to have a valid opinion. One person saying, "Hey MATTS! could you beat YBOMB or malva?" leads to a string of responses bashing the guy, just seems very bitter and unnecessary.

 

[NTA]

He's an alright player. He just goes to easy on people.

 

[M!nt]

Your opinion on his skill doesn't concern me, if you guys think he sucks that is fine. I just think it is interesting some posters felt the need to undermine the fact that someone else complimented him, and that this should be pointed out. Perhaps you wish they said your name instead, or a name of someone who you think is good, because of course they are too unskilled to have a valid opinion. One person saying, "Hey MATTS! could you beat YBOMB or malva?" leads to a string of responses bashing the guy, just seems very bitter and unnecessary.

 

[MATTS!]

HOW dare somebody speak of The Great MATTS! without notice. As I shall speak of the falling. Tho shall not be of thy word to be looked upon of any eyes of all life.


Thou shall be felt of guilt and by man to turn his back...



PWNED OWNED BETTER BEST 100%


The Great MATTS!

 

[The Star King]

^sig worthy

People talk trash about YBOMBB because he used to constantly overrate himself. I remember him saying once that he's the 3rd best player online which was just lol. UNK is like 1000x worse but still. When people overrate their skill other people will want to disagree.

 

[SSBPete]

best post ever, mint

 

[DMoogle]

HOW dare somebody speak of The Great MATTS! without notice. As I shall speak of the falling. Tho shall not be of thy word to be looked upon of any eyes of all life.


Thou shall be felt of guilt and by man to turn his back...



PWNED OWNED BETTER BEST 100%


The Great MATTS!

Ummmmmm I'm going to interpret this as you want to be added to the exclusion list. PM me if you don't.

 

[jimmyjoe]

best post ever, mint

Agreed. Well played mint.

 

[RickySSB]

(09:16:42PM) <Bukjames316> Hello?
(09:16:54PM) <Ricky [CL]> sup
(09:17:27PM) <Bukjames316> Hey my emulator finallly worked
(09:17:37PM) <r3v0lv3r> congrats
(09:17:43PM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4 to join
(09:17:45PM) <Bukjames316> Oh thanks
(09:17:50PM) * Parts: Bukjames316 (J. Cole)
(09:17:53PM) <Ricky [CL]> xd
(09:17:58PM) * Joins: Bukjames316 (Ping: 195)
(09:18:00PM) <Pablo> xD
(09:18:01PM) <(Noobros®)luigi@XD®> D:
(09:18:02PM) <Ricky [CL]> xdd
(09:18:05PM) <Bukjames316> -_-
(09:18:09PM) <Bukjames316> Im dumb

 

[asianaussie]

xDDDDDDDD

xd

 

[RickySSB]

(11:08:45PM) * Joins: El ÑoTo
(11:08:48PM) * Parts: El ÑoTo
(11:08:48PM) <Joniix [§$ߤ]> hi ñoto
(11:08:50PM) <Ricky [CL]> xd
(11:08:51PM) <Joniix [§$ߤ]> crap



(10:35:29PM) <Administrador> how can i play smash
(10:35:34PM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4
(10:35:40PM) * Parts: Administrador (Se Fue Normalmente)
(10:36:33PM) <Administrador> im colombian and noob


(09:19:30PM) <XxXREYXxX> HOW CAN I PLAY SMASH
(09:19:42PM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4
(09:19:50PM) <XxXREYXxX> THAT IS FOR CLOSE TH WINDOW
(09:19:53PM) <Ricky [CL]> nop
(09:20:02PM) <Ricky [CL]> press it twice
(09:20:10PM) * Parts: XxXREYXxX (adios)
(09:20:16PM) <Ricky [CL]> xd


(10:16:02AM) <SadColor> <Ricky [CL]> no
(10:16:05AM) <Dial -îXî-> LOL
(10:16:12AM) <niltro> ITS OVER 90000000000000000000000000000000 said ricky and blowup
(10:16:24AM) <Deathman> i got a funny one
(10:16:32AM) <Deathman> ricky is straight
(10:16:37AM) <Deathman> ) <Ricky [CL]> no
(10:16:38AM) <Ricky [CL]> no
(10:16:40AM) <Deathman> k cya gaywad
(10:16:42AM) <SadColor> ooooh
(10:16:45AM) <SadColor> double negatives
(10:16:49AM) <Nuclear> lol
(10:16:54AM) <Nuclear> Hahahahahahahaha!



(03:31:16AM) <Rick.> how the **** can I play?
(03:31:21AM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4
03:31:26AM) * Parts: Rick. (Open Kaillera - n02 v0.5r1 (kaillera 0.9 compatible) - Nov 1 2007)
(03:31:29AM) <Ricky [CL]> xd
(03:31:29AM) <tacos> LOL
(03:31:32AM) <Ricky [CL]> LOL
(03:31:33AM) <tacos> good one
(03:31:47AM) <Ricky [CL]> omg
(03:31:49AM) <Ricky [CL]> lol
(03:31:53AM) * Joins: Rick. (Ping: 191)
(03:31:56AM) <Ricky [CL]> xd
(03:32:01AM) <Rick.> nice one
(03:32:04AM) <Ricky [CL]> xdd
(03:32:14AM) <Ricky [CL]> ctrl + w
(03:32:36AM) <Rick.> nothing happens xd
(03:32:50AM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4 again and later ctrl + w
(03:33:10AM) <Ricky [CL]> try it
(03:33:14AM) <Rick.> damn
(03:33:19AM) <Rick.> i bet this is gonna close
(03:33:22AM) <Ricky [CL]> no
(03:33:27AM) <Ricky [CL]> trust me
(03:33:34AM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4
(03:33:42AM) <Rick.> hard to trust
(03:33:45AM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4
(03:33:49AM) * Parts: Rick. (Open Kaillera - n02 v0.5r1 (kaillera 0.9 compatible) - Nov 1 2007)
(03:33:50AM) <Ricky [CL]> xd
(03:33:54AM) * Joins: Rick. (Ping: 187)
(03:33:58AM) * Parts: Rick. (Open Kaillera - n02 v0.5r1 (kaillera 0.9 compatible) - Nov 1 2007)
(03:33:58AM) <Ricky [CL]> lol
(03:34:05AM) * Joins: Rick. (Ping: 187)
(03:34:26AM) <tacos> lol
(03:34:33AM) <Rick.> i cant
(03:34:41AM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4
(03:34:42AM) <Rick.> any non-troll here?
(03:34:44AM) <Ricky [CL]> xd



(07:40:54PM) <Ricky [CL]> hi
(07:40:57PM) <[§§ß] K¡rØ×.> hi
(07:41:03PM) <darkjesse> hi
(07:41:31PM) <darkjesse> how do i
(07:41:55PM) <darkjesse> how do i play online?
(07:42:05PM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4
(07:42:26PM) * Parts: darkjesse (Normal client exit)
(07:42:29PM) <Ricky [CL]> lol
(07:42:33PM) * Joins: darkjesse (Ping: 261)
(07:42:37PM) <Ricky [CL]> xd
(07:42:43PM) <Ricky [CL]> what happened
(07:43:10PM) <Ricky [CL]> dark
(07:43:17PM) <Ricky [CL]> darkjesse
(07:43:22PM) <darkjesse> ?
(07:43:26PM) <Ricky [CL]> what happened
(07:43:53PM) <darkjesse> idk how do iplay a game online im new here
(07:43:59PM) <Ricky [CL]> try again alt + f4
(07:44:04PM) <Ricky [CL]> you pressed it wrong
(07:44:09PM) <[Fimbul] Axort! ò.ó!> ;D alt + f4... vvorks every time
(07:44:17PM) <darkjesse> i press it then it close chat
(07:44:20PM) <Ricky [CL]> nope
(07:44:29PM) <Ricky [CL]> you pressed other keys
(07:44:37PM) <darkjesse> ok then alt f4
(07:44:42PM) <Ricky [CL]> :D
(07:44:45PM) <darkjesse> then alt + f4
(07:44:53PM) * Parts: darkjesse (Normal client exit)
(07:44:55PM) <Ricky [CL]> oh........
(07:45:01PM) <Ricky [CL]> xd
(07:45:10PM) * Joins: darkjesse (Ping: 269)
(07:45:13PM) <Ricky [CL]> it works?
(07:45:18PM) <darkjesse> again i tink i dont got the same game
(07:45:22PM) <Ricky [CL]>
(07:45:31PM) <Ricky [CL]> try again maybe it loads
(07:45:40PM) <darkjesse> wait tell me were then
(07:45:53PM) <darkjesse> i download the game you have?
(07:45:54PM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4 or ctrl + w
(07:46:55PM) <Ricky [CL]> xd
(07:46:57PM) * Parts: darkjesse (Normal client exit)
(07:47:07PM) <Ricky [CL]> lol
(07:47:19PM) * Joins: darkjesse (Ping: 246)
(07:47:27PM) <darkjesse> hi i can play mario kart
(07:47:29PM) <Ricky [CL]>
(07:47:37PM) <darkjesse> can we play mario kart?
(07:47:48PM) <[Fimbul] Axort! ò.ó!> ssb only
(07:47:49PM) - darkjesse creó la wea de Mario Kart 64 (U) [!]
(07:48:56PM) <darkjesse> join pls
(07:49:02PM) <darkjesse> i want play mario kart
(07:49:08PM) <darkjesse> can we?
(07:49:12PM) <[Fimbul] Axort! ò.ó!> vvhere r u from...?
(07:49:19PM) <Ricky [CL]> noobland?
(07:49:21PM) <[Fimbul] Axort! ò.ó!> lol


(08:53:56PM) <XxXREYXxX> I CANT
(08:53:58PM) <XxXREYXxX> HOW
(08:54:00PM) <Ricky [CL]> mm you dont have the right gam rey
(08:54:05PM) <Ricky [CL]> game*
(08:54:08PM) <XxXREYXxX> I DONT UNDERSTAND
(08:54:12PM) <XxXREYXxX> I HAVE IT
(08:54:24PM) <XxXREYXxX> BUT AT THE START IT DOESNT SHOW
(08:54:30PM) <Ricky [CL]> it close when you press alt + f4ç
(08:54:33PM) <XxXREYXxX> AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT WORKS
(08:54:49PM) <XxXREYXxX> YEA
(08:54:49PM) <Ricky [CL]> keep pressed that buttons
(08:55:05PM) <XxXREYXxX> HOW CAN I JOIN?
(08:55:16PM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4for a long moment
(08:55:34PM) <XxXREYXxX> SO I COULD JOIN IF I DO THAT?
(08:55:42PM) <Ricky [CL]> yesh
(08:55:56PM) * Parts: XxXREYXxX (adios)


(07:32:14PM) <Shadow-Nash> I play Diablo 3!
(07:32:19PM) <Ricky [CL]> stfu
(07:32:19PM) <(Noobros®)jonnhfdv.> nobody asking you
(07:32:22PM) <Shadow-Nash> Beat that!
(07:32:27PM) <Ricky [CL]> diablo 4?
(07:32:33PM) <(Noobros®)jonnhfdv.> epic win


(08:53:04PM) <XxXREYXxX> how can i
(08:53:09PM) <XxXREYXxX> I CANT UNDERSTAND
(08:53:12PM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4 <XxXREYXxX>
(08:53:20PM) <XxXREYXxX> WHAT IS THAT?
(08:53:24PM) <Ricky [CL]> to join
(08:53:34PM) * Parts: XxXREYXxX (adios)
(08:53:36PM) <Ricky [CL]> xd


(07:46:31PM) <Benjo12w2> isnt having a high ping good?

(10:12:02AM) <Nuclear> Ricky, you ****ing *******!
(10:12:08AM) <Nuclear> Always saying no!

 

[Surri-Sama]

Most of these are you potentially hurting the growth of smash64 O_o

When you see people asking question like this you should try and help them, we need more people.

 

[Sephirothxxx]

Most of these are you potentially hurting the growth of smash64 O_o

When you see people asking question like this you should try and help them, we need more people.

I dunno man. All this alt-f4 stuff is making me laugh my *** off.

Here's a moment I had thats not necessarily funny, more like stupid.
This guy spends like 10 minutes waiting for 3 others to join. So, I joined thinking we'd get some sick doubles in.
We finally get 4 players and we start up. He didnt bother changing the rules and didnt have every character so I knew this guy was new.
He picks the starfox stage (oops, forgot the name) and immediately its obvious that he has the Enlarged hitboxes code on. He was able to hit everyone else but nobody could hit him.

Everyone leaves within the first 15 seconds of the match. I facepalmed at this guy...

 

[Sangoku]

Alt-F4 is like the most classic joke on bash and its french alternative (bashfr/danstonchat), so it really got old for me.

 

[Surri-Sama]

I dunno man

I do know, we need more people.

 

[ballin4life]

Alt-F4 is like the most classic joke on bash

actually, that's $ sudo rm -rf /*

 

[RickySSB]

(00:44:18AM) <buchesloco> HOW CAN I PLAY SNES ONLINE
(00:44:28AM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4 buchesloco
(00:44:37AM) <buchesloco> WHAT
(00:44:44AM) <Ricky [CL]> alt + f4 to play
(00:44:53AM) <buchesloco> HOW
(00:44:58AM) <Ricky [CL]> press it together
(00:45:02AM) <Ricky [CL]> alt y f4
(00:45:06AM) <buchesloco> OK
(00:45:13AM) * Joins: raii (Ping: 214)
(00:45:15AM) <buchesloco> THANKS
(00:45:19AM) <Ricky [CL]> you are welcome xd
(00:45:22AM) * Parts: buchesloco (Open Kaillera - n02 v0.5r1 (kaillera 0.9 compatible) - Nov 1 2007)

 

[Battlecow]

Oh Ricky.

I feel like spanish-speaking countries are always a decade or two behind us in terms of humor. Airline food jokes are probably still funny in Nicaragua.

 

[KnitePhox]

The comedy shows I remember seeing 5seconds of(instant channel change) when I was much younger on Spanish tv channels were borderline ******, it was like they were ALL 20 minutes of someone slipping and falling with a banana peel sound effect added; I felt embarrassed to be Hispanic seeing **** like that.

Nowadays I don't have that mentality and would just laugh at that type of humor being thought of as 'humor' to begin with.

 

[Sangoku]

Maybe this whole thing explain the "XD" use.

 

[RickySSB]

All of you noobs.
Who cares.

 

[B Link]

I found it funny that such an old and straightforward trick still works

Funny Moment of the Month by B Link
<LD> =/

 

[The Star King]

Ricky I was mildly amused, mostly because of what B_Link said but still. Don't let da haters get you down.

 

[RickySSB]

BCow isn't my brother anymore.

 

[The Star King]

Can I be your brother? :D

 

[Surri-Sama]

Who cares.

I'd assume most people care? Smash64 needs more players lol....

who craes >_>