The New Funny Kaillera Moments Thread

[Battlecow]

*alerts FBI visavis threat posed by a Jacksonville, Florida man*

 

[King of Nukes /\/\/\/\]

Wtf!?

*alerts FBI visavis threat posed by a Jacksonville, Florida man*

Are you serious reporting me for what?

 

[Battlecow]

For threatening to detonate a 1000 megaton nuke, provoke nuclear war with Russia, and generally act like a terrorist.

You'll make it easier on yourself if you PM me your name; I imagine they'll let you off with a warning and/or a little bit of jail time just to scare you if you admit that you weren't serious and agree to work with them on a few... delicate matters, shall we say.

Oh, and it's the CIA that handles stuff like this, says Agent Smith, whom I talked to. I'll be getting in touch with them shortly.

 

[The Star King]

Wow, Battlecow interfering with my master plan. This wasn't part of my calculations.

Luckily, the CIA is just yet another puppet organization of mine. Nice try, insolent worm. I haven't bothered to take control of the FBI yet, though, but if it rises against me, I'll simply have to crush it.

 

[Battlecow]

With grammar like that, I don't need the CIA to take you down. The NCTE will do it for me.

 

[asianaussie]

I genuinely laughed.

Kudos.

 

[The Star King]

I invented grammar. Besides, I seem to recall ballin4life recently criticizing your comma splices (in the Jigglypuff discussion thread). Your hypocrisy shall be your downfall.

Anyways, it's not that easy to maintain the grammar of one language when you're trying to learn every spoken language there is. Gotta communicate well with the foolish humans of the world to effectively brainwash them, don't you think?

 

[Battlecow]

Yup, and it was HILARIOUS. So I followed in his footsteps with a little innovation of my own. Feel free to let fall your plotting instruments and bow down to battlecow, the grand poobah of Forum Funniness.

Oh and Crysis, this CIA dude tells me that it's no big deal, but that you should still give them a call at 772-257-4501 to make sure that you really were joking and that they don't have to investigate you.

 

[Zell~D]

Yup, and it was HILARIOUS. So I followed in his footsteps with a little innovation of my own. Feel free to let fall your plotting instruments and bow down to battlecow, the grand poobah of Forum Funniness.

Oh and Crysis, this CIA dude tells me that it's no big deal, but that you should still give them a call at 772-257-4501 to make sure that you really were joking and that they don't have to investigate you.

sad thing about it is hes just a kid lol.........what did his parents teach him.i have to wonder

 

[ballin4life]

star king doesn't realize that i am the man behind the man behind the man ... and he's so naive that he won't take this post seriously

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

You're just the man behind the man.

 

[Battlecow]

Ha! Ballin' laying a smokescreen. In point of fact, children, he's the woman behind the man behind the man. It's the one thing Kingstar would never expect.

 

[hamburglar]

You're just the man behind the man.

hahahahaha definitely a quotable post.

 

[King of Nukes /\/\/\/\]

You have got to be kidding me, you do realize that this was all just a joke to begin with all I wanted to do was start a funny conversation just so I could see how people respond to this kind of thing yet I have people saying they are trying to report me to the CIA, and FBI battlecow I hope you seriously really didn't report me, because you have probably messed up my life when I turn 18 in 2 1/2 years.......

 

[King of Nukes /\/\/\/\]

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[King of Nukes /\/\/\/\]

sad thing about it is hes just a kid lol.........what did he parents teach him.i have to wonder

Lol that number I just got 772-257-4501 wasn't the FBI, or CIA I just got Rick'Rolled
LULZ

 

[The Star King]

star king doesn't realize that i am the man behind the man behind the man ... and he's so naive that he won't take this post seriously

*sudden mental image of LOLtrain*

Oh internet, how you have corrupted me.

But if that's really where you want to be, ballin, I won't judge.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

shouldn't it be the man behind the woman?

HOHOHOHOHOH

sexism.

 

[NovaSmash]

< ÜñhõlyWeápõn> matts can u beat ybombb and malva?

 

[SSBPete]

shouldn't it be the man behind the woman?

HOHOHOHOHOH

sexism.

nailed it.

 

[NovaSmash]

(06:39:00PM) <·¨·°£ø§°·¨· §urri-§ama> your nova
(06:39:04PM) <·¨·°£ø§°·¨· §urri-§ama> nova the e-thug
(06:39:09PM) <·¨·°£ø§°·¨· §urri-§ama> black white or purple
(06:39:15PM) <Nøvå> now ur trolling me
(06:39:21PM) <·¨·°£ø§°·¨· §urri-§ama> yes i am actually

 

[Surri-Sama]

I was trolling you about race because you said i was calling you an E-thug because you where black...obviously i could care less what color you are

Post the next two messages that i said there too pls

 

[Battlecow]

Nova's black?

 

[Surri-Sama]

Nova's black?

It's what I've been told...by him. Again to put emphasis on the (what should be obvious) point, it doesn't matter.

 

[Battlecow]

Of course, of course. Merely my own curiosity/interest in the sociological dynamics of race in video games. But anyways, you gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people.

 

[NovaSmash]

It's what I've been told...by him. Again to put emphasis on the (what should be obvious) point, it doesn't matter.

look in the picture thread page 15 if u dont think im black

 

[Battlecow]

I believe that you're black, bro.

As long as you aren't FAT I won't discriminate against you on the way you look. That's the battlecow promise.

 

[The Star King]

Like 80% of people on Kaillera are black or Hispanic >_>

I believe that you're black, bro.

As long as you aren't FAT I won't discriminate against you on the way you look. That's the battlecow promise.

Finally, somebody who won't judge me for my 13 arms.

 

[Battlecow]

Like 80% of people on Kaillera are black or Hispanic >_>

That's because like 78.6% of people on kaillera are laggy mexican kirbies.

 

[The Star King]

The funny thing is that I've never seen a laggy Mexican use Kirby.

It's usually Mario or Pikachu, sometimes Link.

 

[Peek~]

Mexicans love mario

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Like 80% of people on Kaillera are black or Hispanic >_>

Finally, somebody who won't judge me for my 13 arms.

Who else is part of the non 80 percent?

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

white.

just white.

 

[Battlecow]

The funny thing is that I've never seen a laggy Mexican use Kirby.

It's usually Mario or Pikachu, sometimes Link.

You're probably bias cuz you only get on in the evenings

 

[ciaza]

(10:35:32PM) * Joins: dandan (Ping: 415)
(10:36:40PM) <dandan> <3
(10:36:44PM) * Parts: dandan (ssb64 commentated matches at http://www.youtube.com/user/SSB64Commentary)

We <3 you too man.

 

[Sangoku]

LOL I bet he didn't expect to have such a high ping. Or he was just bored and randomly joined. (rather the second one)

 

[The Star King]

Yeah, I remember I was bored one morning, and decided to join the Australian server and talk to them, even though I just pulled an all-nighter for no reason and probably should have just went to sleep.

Anyways, they weren't AMERICAN enough, so I never came back

 

[asianaussie]

who wants to be american

americans are jerks who refuse to talk to people just because they aren't american

im american by birth and hate myself for it

 

[The Star King]

Calling me American, huh punk?

 

[ballin4life]

who wants to be american

americans are jerks who refuse to talk to people just because they aren't american

im american by birth and hate myself for it

lol the opposite is true.

people don't talk to americans because they hate america.