The New Funny Kaillera Moments Thread

[NovaSmash]

(09:52:54PM) <Mr. Terrorist> monday is hd pron nite

 

[King Omega]

(07:31:37PM) * Joins: Squashini (Ping: 27)
(07:31:41PM) - Squashini has loaded Elmo's Number Journey (U) [!]

Somebody randomly loaded this one day, like an away message pretty much, so I went and DL'd it so I could join and harass him. And I've had it ever since but haven't gotten a single game.

I agree it's funny just because, you know, the fact that Elmo's Number Journey (U) [!] actually exists.

 

[NixxxoN]

(01:25:23AM) <L> nevermore ecaptured they've been brought back from the grave!!!!!!
(01:25:30AM) <L> with mankinds ressurrepted!!!
(01:25:35AM) <L> forever to survive!!!!
(01:25:48AM) <L> returns from armageddon to the skies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(01:25:49AM) <L> he!!
(01:25:51AM) <L> is!!
(01:25:53AM) <L> the painkiller!!
(01:25:55AM) <L> this!!!
(01:25:56AM) <L> is!!!!
(01:26:00AM) <L> The Painkiller!!!!!!!!
(01:26:02AM) <L> wings!!!!!!
(01:26:03AM) <L> of!!!!!!
(01:26:07AM) <L> steel painkiller!!!!!!!!
(01:26:23AM) <L> dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
(01:26:25AM) <L> ly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(01:26:29AM) <L> wheels painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


...huh?

Song: "The Painkiller" by Judas Priest, a classic

 

[Battlecow]

Fun fact: Judas Priest took their name from a Bob Dylan song. That's how awesome Bob Dylan is. Heavy Metal bands take their names from fragments of the titles of his little-known songs.

 

[NovaSmash]

(11:12:19PM) <Richter Belmont> I feel like typing sexual

 

[B Link]

<RickySSB> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Zell~D]

(01:25:23AM) <L> nevermore ecaptured they've been brought back from the grave!!!!!!
(01:25:30AM) <L> with mankinds ressurrepted!!!
(01:25:35AM) <L> forever to survive!!!!
(01:25:48AM) <L> returns from armageddon to the skies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(01:25:49AM) <L> he!!
(01:25:51AM) <L> is!!
(01:25:53AM) <L> the painkiller!!
(01:25:55AM) <L> this!!!
(01:25:56AM) <L> is!!!!
(01:26:00AM) <L> The Painkiller!!!!!!!!
(01:26:02AM) <L> wings!!!!!!
(01:26:03AM) <L> of!!!!!!
(01:26:07AM) <L> steel painkiller!!!!!!!!
(01:26:23AM) <L> dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
(01:26:25AM) <L> ly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(01:26:29AM) <L> wheels painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


...huh?

i LITERALLY got a headache from trying to comprehend that

 

[NovaSmash]

(09:04:48PM) <(S.C.G) Bipolar> savageD is a edge gaurd noob

 

[Fynal]

i wish i had the quote for this...

the other day i was playing some dude's kirby and at the end he raged because i was hacking*



*grabbing him out of invincible rock form

 

[Surri-Sama]

I've been called noob for SHing, comboing, 4 stocking/winning , not being able to be kicked from a game, Falcons Uair, Pikachus Uair, pikachu, Kirbys Utilt, Kirby, foxs shine, fox lasers/ any projectile, any spike, picking DL, picking hyrule..ETC

 

[sharksquail]

I 4 stocked some kid using kirby with falcon the other day, and he called me cheap then ragequit. Made me feel kinda warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[Zell~D]

I've been called noob for SHing, comboing, 4 stocking/winning , not being able to be kicked from a game, Falcons Uair, Pikachus Uair, pikachu, Kirbys Utilt, Kirby, foxs shine, fox lasers/ any projectile, any spike, picking DL, picking hyrule..ETC

ive been called a noob when i constantly gimp people with dk when they keep running into my grabs


grab, fthrow, <- B or -> B cancel, up B FTW

 

[Fynal]

today i played a guys fox with my samus, after i 3stocked him he started complaining about how fox was a bad character

 

[Dsc]

<G-man> how do i make a p2p on this server
<G-man> bunch of stupids/

 

[asianaussie]

love those 3rd strike players

 

[Skrlx]

ive been called a noob when i constantly gimp people with dk when they keep running into my grabs


grab, fthrow, <- B or -> B cancel, up B FTW

why would you cancel his charging punch when you're going forward? that just wastes time

also, this thread needs moar kof 97

 

[Blue Yoshi]

He's cancelling his charge punch to change directions... that way when he up-B's, he can grab the ledge.

 

[Skrlx]

I know you cancel the charging punch to change directions but why are you going to do that if you're going to f throw your opponent. <- B changes directions so you can grab the edge but he also said "or -> B cancel"

So you fthrow your opponent, cancel a charging punch without even changing directions since it's -> B cancel like he said including the fact that the f throw makes your opponent go FORWARD and then up B? why can't you just up B

 

[Fynal]

I know you cancel the charging punch to change directions but why are you going to do that if you're going to f throw your opponent. <- B changes directions so you can grab the edge but he also said "or -> B cancel"

So you fthrow your opponent, cancel a charging punch without even changing directions since it's -> B cancel like he said including the fact that the f throw makes your opponent go FORWARD and then up B? why can't you just up B

srs bsns

10srs bsns



probably just to show off, charge cancel twice, once forward (the way you were facing) and once back so you can grab the ledge

looks pretty cool actually

 

[The Star King]

I know you cancel the charging punch to change directions but why are you going to do that if you're going to f throw your opponent. <- B changes directions so you can grab the edge but he also said "or -> B cancel"

So you fthrow your opponent, cancel a charging punch without even changing directions since it's -> B cancel like he said including the fact that the f throw makes your opponent go FORWARD and then up B? why can't you just up B

He's using the B-Cancel to turn around, so he can grab the ledge after Up-Bing. He said "or" because you can throw people left or right, and it depends on the direction you threw them.

 

[Fynal]

oh right. stages have TWO edges. good thing we have the 64BR to figure these things out...

 

[The Star King]

And good thing we have non-64BR people like Near to be confused by them

 

[Battlecow]

^ Roflmao. Fynal said something that was genuinely funny! EVERYBODY TO THE BUNKER!!!!1

=p

OK here's a rough approximation of something that occurred the other day:

<P1: 2 lag spikes, P2: 336 lag spikes>
<battlecow> LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
<battlecow> Fix pl0x
<mexikirby> /lagreset
<P1: 0 lag spikes, P2: 0 lag spikes>
<mexikirby> go
<P1: 0 lag spikes, P2: 21 lag spikes>
<battlecow> Fix d00d
<mexikirby> What do I type
<mexikirby> to fix it?

 

[Skrlx]

He's using the B-Cancel to turn around, so he can grab the ledge after Up-Bing.

u dum? i've already stated that i know why you cancel the charging punch.

anyways, i figured what he meant a bit after that post but i really think zell should of rewrote that to make his point more clearer.

 

[LULZY]

(23:11:14) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> kirby vs jiggly i got to ****ing go
(23:11:16) <IceChicken îXî> kk
(23:11:18) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> the only reasonw hy u won
(23:11:21) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> is because i didnt try
(23:11:28) <IceChicken îXî> word
(23:14:59) <Server> <The King of Hearts> (6681): is he raging some more?
(23:17:39) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> i quit smashj
(23:17:42) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> dont bother telling firo
(23:17:43) <IceChicken îXî> GG
(23:17:43) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> if i cant beat you
(23:17:48) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> thhen im not going to ever have fun
(23:17:48) <IceChicken îXî> (23:17:39) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> i quit smashj
(23:17:51) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> you do realize
(23:17:51) <IceChicken îXî>
(23:17:52) <IceChicken îXî> why
(23:17:54) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> no trolling
(23:17:57) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> no bull****
(23:17:59) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> i take this game
(23:18:02) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> serious on another level
(23:18:11) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> that i dont thinjk you or gav or anyone understand
(23:18:14) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> when someone liek you
(23:18:15) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> beats me
(23:18:20) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> i use to hurt my self
(23:18:30) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> and i would resort to punching my self
(23:18:34) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> in hard spots like my ribs
(23:18:38) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> till i could beat them
(23:18:39) <=X= §masherx74 =X=> it workedd
(23:18:50) <Desynch Detected!> IceChicken îXî, you are holding up the other players. IceChicken îXî is lagged.

 

[sharksquail]

I hope he's joking.

 

[The Star King]

u dum? i've already stated that i know why you cancel the charging punch.

anyways, i figured what he meant a bit after that post but i really think zell should of rewrote that to make his point more clearer.

After seeing you post the image of a bowl of ****s on my visitor messages, I came to this thread expecting some super-mad response, especially since I've learned from the S2J flamewars that you absolutely cannot take any form of criticism without becoming super butthurt.

But you don't even seem that mad.

So I guess the "eat a [bowl of ****s image]" post was some attempt to troll me or something.

EDIT: Oh, according to the social thread, it wasn't just me.

 

[King Omega]

<P1: 2 lag spikes, P2: 336 lag spikes>
<battlecow> LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
<battlecow> Fix pl0x
<mexikirby> /lagreset
<P1: 0 lag spikes, P2: 0 lag spikes>
<mexikirby> go
<P1: 0 lag spikes, P2: 21 lag spikes>
<battlecow> Fix d00d
<mexikirby> What do I type
<mexikirby> to fix it?

People honestly think /lagreset fixes lag.

 

[tonshaad1230]

lol @ my random chatlog appearing on here. And I thought smasherx retired from smash?

 

[Gowa]

It's not really funny but

*i win the match*
<Pulsar-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> wow
<Pulsar-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> lame
<Pulsar-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> that was ********
<Gowa> gg
<Pulsar-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> you mocking me?
*i win again*
<Pulsar-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> ggs
*immediately hosts another game and starts advertising*

I remember pulsar being a chill guy. I wonder what happened

 

[asianaussie]

if you do get beaten soundly (or if it was incredibly close) sometimes saying gg pisses people off

i've been on both sides in that situation

 

[Gowa]

if you do get beaten soundly (or if it was incredibly close) sometimes saying gg pisses people off

i've been on both sides in that situation

Oh, for sure. I understand that. It's just that Pulsar wasn't that kind of guy before, ya know what i mean?

 

[Peek~]

I stopped saying GG long ago

I only ggs when we finish and one of us departs

 

[sharksquail]

i'm fine with establishing gg after the first game, but it can get annoying when they do it after each game.

 

[Fynal]

if you do get beaten soundly (or if it was incredibly close) sometimes saying gg pisses people off

i've been on both sides in that situation

in a game like that i generally let the loser (be it me or him) say gg first

not saying gg at all after a really close one is also sorta iffy... but i see what you meen

 

[asianaussie]

saying gg after every match makes it almost meaningless, plus its a hassle

i only ever say it after a very intense, hax-less match

then i say ggs at the end

 

[Deleted member]

After seeing you post the image of a bowl of ****s on my visitor messages, I came to this thread expecting some super-mad response, especially since I've learned from the S2J flamewars that you absolutely cannot take any form of criticism without becoming super butthurt.

But you don't even seem that mad.

So I guess the "eat a [bowl of ****s image]" post was some attempt to troll me or something.

EDIT: Oh, according to the social thread, it wasn't just me.

great post, miss those days lol

 

[B Link]

lol I played pulsar a long time ago and would 4-5 stock his falcon with link. Then I joined his game recently one day and he said:

<pulsar> THAT BLUE LINK!!! WE MEET AGAIN!!!

made me laugh haha

 

[tacos]

(09:10:04PM) * Parts: Ninten (know what, im going tking. too many people think im nintendude.)
^LOL

 

[NovaSmash]

i played some guy named ikari who made a big fuss in main chat because i didnt say gg after we played. ppl like that who get upset over somethin so stupid is wat makes me lose faith in humanity