The New Funny Kaillera Moments Thread

[Gammelnorsk]

he should just make alot of dirty bombs if he wants to be powerful

much easier to make

can make an area uninhabitable for many years

radiation poisoning owns them

the works

and they are much easier to transport

 

[dandan]

hammerheart planking the us government

 

[Froski]

Dwight Schrute on kaillera

<Crysis> I want to build a plane
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> ..........
<Crysis> Then put a nuke in it
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> ur obsessed with nukes
<Crysis> and then Ill be as powerful as any government
* Joins: {PB} Insanity
<{PB} Insanity> MALVA PLUSHIES 4 EVERYONE
* Parts: {PB} Insanity
<Rosalina îXî> so, your comparing
<Rosalina îXî> your single nuke, to the us goverments dozens
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> u think one nuke will compare to any government
<Crysis> 4 1000 MegaTon Nuclear Weapons
<Crysis> Will Definitely compare

<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> and how the **** do u plan on getting those
<Crysis> I have the knowledge to build
<Frogfucious> lol
<Crysis> them
<Frogfucious> he watched terminator 1 man
<Crysis> I will go to russia
<Frogfucious> hes just gonna make those on a bigger scale
<Crysis> and steal 4000 pounds of weapons grade plutonium
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> LOL
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> ur gonna steal nukes from russia?
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> by urself
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> just walk in

<Crysis> No I need to make my own
<Crysis> there is no 1000 megaton nuke in existence
<Crysis> its ***ing insanity
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> u cant steall plutonium
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> by urself
<Crysis> yes you can
<Crysis> You just need the right machinery
<Crysis> I plan to go alone
<Crysis> I will wear a radiation suit and bulletproof vests and dress like russian gaurds
<Crysis> and try to overthrow them so I can get all the plutonium that I need
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> this isnt metal gear solid
<Crysis> Well thanks for mentioning that but I love that game

<Frogfucious> LOL
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> real life doesnt work like that
<Crysis> Well I got a serious real life plan
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> i hope
<Crysis> Because this is my lifes dream
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> ....
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> well this stuff wont work
<Crysis> Become part of the nucelar club
<Crysis> 1000 Megaton bombs will probably at the least weigh about 400,000 Pounds
<Crysis> or 200 Tons

<Crysis> I need several thousand pounds of lithium deuteride
<Crysis> thats in the secondary, tertiary, and possibly even the quartenary stage of the nuclear device
<Crysis> I will become a true blue World Military Dictatorship
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> .........
<Crysis> Please people belive me
<Crysis> This is my lifes dream
<Crysis> No let me explain how much damage a 1000 Megaton Device will do
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> ................................................................................................
<Crysis> The fireball will be 13 Miles wide 400 Million Degrees Celsius and last for 20 Seconds
<Crysis> every human within a 160 mile radius will recieve 3rd degree burns within the blast zone
<Crysis> It will probably create a earthquake about 7 on the richter scale
<Crysis> every window within 1500 miles of the blast zone will break
<Crysis> and leave a giant crater 13 miles wide by 6.5 miles deep
<Crysis> if detonated at ground level

i was there for like an hour hearing him talking about nukes and ****....and even going to mars. That kid is something else. Hes probably from pakistan for all we know


and lol at this
<Crysis> No I need to make my own
<Crysis> there is no 1000 megaton nuke in existence
<Crysis> its ***ing insanity
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> u cant steall plutonium
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> by urself
<Crysis> yes you can
<Crysis> You just need the right machinery
<Crysis> I plan to go alone
<Crysis> I will wear a radiation suit and bulletproof vests and dress like russian gaurds
<Crysis> and try to overthrow them so I can get all the plutonium that I need
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> this isnt metal gear solid

 

[tacos]

So abs wanted to play with me....

01:19:07PM) <»{§}éî« Âߧø£ütïøñ »¶V¦ðЫ> snkake
(01:19:09PM) <»{§}éî« Âߧø£ütïøñ »¶V¦ðЫ> host
(01:19:09PM) <$N@K3> whoops
(01:19:13PM) - $N@K3 has loaded Mario Party 2 (U) [!]
(01:19:17PM) <$N@K3> pwnd
IN game

* Joins: »{§}éî« Âߧø£ütïøñ »¶V¦ðЫ
<»{§}éî« Âߧø£ütïøñ »¶V¦ðЫ> hve it

(01:19:21PM) * Parts: Malefort (Normal client exit)
(01:19:24PM) * Joins: Malefort (Ping: 175)
(01:19:30PM) - $N@K3 has loaded Mario Kart 64 (U) [!]
IN game

* Joins: »{§}éî« Âߧø£ütïøñ »¶V¦ðЫ
<»{§}éî« Âߧø£ütïøñ »¶V¦ðЫ> got it

(01:19:39PM) - Malefort has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
(01:19:43PM) - $N@K3 has loaded All Star! Dairantou Smash Brothers (J) [!]
(01:19:45PM) <$N@K3> gg
(01:19:46PM) <»{§}éî« Âߧø£ütïøñ »¶V¦ðЫ> f*** you

 

[The Star King]

I have all three of those.

I've never actually played Mario Party 2 though, I just have the ROM for no reason lawl

 

[Battlecow]

(03:24:17PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> galaxy go down battlecow?
(03:24:19PM) <tonshaad1230> why are people like you coming over then?
(03:24:22PM) <battlecow> yeah
(03:24:24PM) <battlecow> looks like it
(03:24:27PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> hey what do you mean by "people like you"
(03:24:34PM) <tonshaad1230> you don't never come to wwl
(03:24:35PM) <battlecow> he means black people
(03:24:47PM) <tonshaad1230> thats why i said that
(03:24:47PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> WHAT
(03:24:49PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> WE GOTTA BLACK PRESIDENT AND STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS ****
(03:24:52PM) <tonshaad1230> uh?
(03:24:57PM) - Sir Frogsworth IV has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
(03:24:59PM) <tonshaad1230> i didnt say it because you were black
(03:25:01PM) <tonshaad1230> o_0
(03:25:03PM) <battlecow> tonshaad is such a racist
(03:25:06PM) <battlecow> jesus
(03:25:07PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> yeah whatever racist
(03:25:09PM) <battlecow> what a hick *******
(03:25:13PM) <tonshaad1230> i said it because you never come to wwl
(03:25:14PM) <tonshaad1230> at all
(03:25:14PM) <battlecow> come on, frog
(03:25:16PM) <Nathan Explosion> Who sad jesus
(03:25:16PM) <tonshaad1230> regardless
(03:25:20PM) <battlecow> let's play
(03:25:24PM) - Sir Frogsworth IV has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
(03:25:28PM) <tonshaad1230> gosh
(03:25:30PM) <battlecow> I don't care if you're black, white, or purple
(03:25:37PM) <tonshaad1230> you guys take things way too serious
(03:25:45PM) <tonshaad1230> All i said was frog doesnt come to wwl unless galaxy is banned
(03:25:49PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> racist people always make some joke about being some ridiculous color like purple or polka dot
(03:25:55PM) <tonshaad1230> wtf?
(03:26:04PM) <battlecow> shut up
(03:26:15PM) <battlecow> racist ***hole

 

[Surri-Sama]

I feel the same way Mitch Hedberg does about Purple people....

 

[Battlecow]

Gotta draw the line somewhere, am I right? Unless they're suffocating, of course.

 

[Dsc]

I feel the same way Mitch Hedberg does about Purple people....

We apologize for the fact that you can still...get up there

 

[Peek~]

<Shab> why doesnt peek die...

 

[The Star King]

Didn't know Peek was immortal.

Teach me your secret, so my reign of terror won't last only a lifetime.

 

[Zell~D]

(03:24:17PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> galaxy go down battlecow?
(03:24:19PM) <tonshaad1230> why are people like you coming over then?
(03:24:22PM) <battlecow> yeah
(03:24:24PM) <battlecow> looks like it
(03:24:27PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> hey what do you mean by "people like you"
(03:24:34PM) <tonshaad1230> you don't never come to wwl
(03:24:35PM) <battlecow> he means black people
(03:24:47PM) <tonshaad1230> thats why i said that
(03:24:47PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> WHAT
(03:24:49PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> WE GOTTA BLACK PRESIDENT AND STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS ****
(03:24:52PM) <tonshaad1230> uh?
(03:24:57PM) - Sir Frogsworth IV has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
(03:24:59PM) <tonshaad1230> i didnt say it because you were black
(03:25:01PM) <tonshaad1230> o_0
(03:25:03PM) <battlecow> tonshaad is such a racist
(03:25:06PM) <battlecow> jesus
(03:25:07PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> yeah whatever racist
(03:25:09PM) <battlecow> what a hick *******
(03:25:13PM) <tonshaad1230> i said it because you never come to wwl
(03:25:14PM) <tonshaad1230> at all
(03:25:14PM) <battlecow> come on, frog
(03:25:16PM) <Nathan Explosion> Who sad jesus
(03:25:16PM) <tonshaad1230> regardless
(03:25:20PM) <battlecow> let's play
(03:25:24PM) - Sir Frogsworth IV has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
(03:25:28PM) <tonshaad1230> gosh
(03:25:30PM) <battlecow> I don't care if you're black, white, or purple
(03:25:37PM) <tonshaad1230> you guys take things way too serious
(03:25:45PM) <tonshaad1230> All i said was frog doesnt come to wwl unless galaxy is banned
(03:25:49PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> racist people always make some joke about being some ridiculous color like purple or polka dot
(03:25:55PM) <tonshaad1230> wtf?
(03:26:04PM) <battlecow> shut up
(03:26:15PM) <battlecow> racist ***hole

i dont really see the humor in this

 

[Battlecow]

i dont really see the humor in this

Human and Andalite humor tend not to overlap.

 

[ballin4life]

But who knows which is which?

And who is who? (is who? is who? is who?)

 

[NovaSmash]

Human and Andalite humor tend not to overlap.

nothing you say is funny or cool

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

(08:03:23PM) * Joins: in real life youre my *****
(08:03:28PM) <§µpa~¤Ð(ß)Ф~> that's cute.

 

[titaniachkt]

(10:48:58PM) - »ªVª«¤ÑßK¤»RareKirbyŸ[Ñ-T]ŸiXi has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]
(10:49:07PM) <»ªVª«¤ÑßK¤»RareKirbyŸ[Ñ-T]ŸiXi> I'm tired of this game
(11:05:50PM) - »ªVª«¤ÑßK¤»RareKirbyŸ[Ñ-T]ŸiXi has loaded Super Smash Bros. (U) [!]

 

[Frogles]

(03:25:30PM) <battlecow> I don't care if you're black, white, or purple
(03:25:37PM) <tonshaad1230> you guys take things way too serious
(03:25:45PM) <tonshaad1230> All i said was frog doesnt come to wwl unless galaxy is banned
(03:25:49PM) <Sir Frogsworth IV> racist people always make some joke about being some ridiculous color like purple or polka dot

oops i thought that *** made the purple comment.

 

[HellxBound]

(10:40:12PM) * Parts: Dsc (Rejoined)
(10:40:13PM) * Joins: Dsc (Ping: 45)
(10:40:13PM) <Admin Bot> Only 1 connections from the same address is allowed !!!->Dsc
(10:40:13PM) * Parts: Dsc (Booted)
(10:40:19PM) * Joins: Dsc1 (Ping: 41)
(10:40:19PM) <Admin Bot> ALERT: Dsc1 [is] Dsc, Dsc1
(10:40:19PM) <Admin Bot> Only 1 connections from the same address is allowed !!!->Dsc1
(10:40:19PM) * Parts: Dsc1 (Booted)
(10:40:26PM) * Parts: Robsta (Melee is better... yeah seriously)
(10:40:32PM) * Joins: james, kick the original dsc (Ping: 42)
(10:40:32PM) <Admin Bot> ALERT: james, kick the original dsc [is] Dsc, Dsc1, james, kick the original dsc
(10:40:32PM) <Admin Bot> Only 1 connections from the same address is allowed !!!->james, kick the original dsc
(10:40:32PM) * Parts: james, kick the original dsc (Booted)
(10:40:44PM) * Joins: Dsc (Ping: 43)
(10:40:44PM) <Admin Bot> ALERT: Dsc [is] Dsc, Dsc1, james, kick the original dsc
(10:40:44PM) <Admin Bot> Only 1 connections from the same address is allowed !!!->Dsc
(10:40:44PM) * Parts: Dsc (Booted)

 

[Blue Yoshi]

Can't blame a guy for trying... lol

 

[ciaza]

lol that's happened to like everyone on the server except me. Looks like Canberrans are just naturally cooler than Melbournians.

 

[HellxBound]

Lol surely even a Cenberran can't believe that. Hasn't happened to me... yet.

 

[ciaza]

Hey man Canberra may not have anything awesome to do but it has the awesomest people =p

 

[Dsc]

Fix the freaking server james god danm...

 

[asianaussie]

Forums are down too.

James has gone away into the mists of unreachability, I heard he had a homoerotic frat camp to attend.

 

[Zell~D]

(10:40:12PM) * Parts: Dsc (Rejoined)
(10:40:13PM) * Joins: Dsc (Ping: 45)
(10:40:13PM) <Admin Bot> Only 1 connections from the same address is allowed !!!->Dsc
(10:40:13PM) * Parts: Dsc (Booted)
(10:40:19PM) * Joins: Dsc1 (Ping: 41)
(10:40:19PM) <Admin Bot> ALERT: Dsc1 [is] Dsc, Dsc1
(10:40:19PM) <Admin Bot> Only 1 connections from the same address is allowed !!!->Dsc1
(10:40:19PM) * Parts: Dsc1 (Booted)
(10:40:26PM) * Parts: Robsta (Melee is better... yeah seriously)
(10:40:32PM) * Joins: james, kick the original dsc (Ping: 42)
(10:40:32PM) <Admin Bot> ALERT: james, kick the original dsc [is] Dsc, Dsc1, james, kick the original dsc
(10:40:32PM) <Admin Bot> Only 1 connections from the same address is allowed !!!->james, kick the original dsc
(10:40:32PM) * Parts: james, kick the original dsc (Booted)
(10:40:44PM) * Joins: Dsc (Ping: 43)
(10:40:44PM) <Admin Bot> ALERT: Dsc [is] Dsc, Dsc1, james, kick the original dsc
(10:40:44PM) <Admin Bot> Only 1 connections from the same address is allowed !!!->Dsc
(10:40:44PM) * Parts: Dsc (Booted)

lolz this made my day

 

[Battlecow]

I had a good one with Unk and this guy called "Why were there explosives in the WTC?" today. Didn't save the chat log 'cause it was REALLY long and boring, but I'll synopsize the best bits for you (and if Unk wants to chime in to correct any mistakes in my paraphrasing, he's free to do so).

<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> Do you really believe
<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> That an attack like this
<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> Killing thousands of Americans
<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> Was committed
<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> By a dozen hijackers?
<battlecow> Yes.
<Unknown IXI> LOL
<Unknown IXI> ****ing sheep
<Unknown IXI> Never question the official answers
<Unknown IXI> And then say the truth is unpatriotic.

 

[Zell~D]

I had a good one with Unk and this guy called "Why were there explosives in the WTC?" today. Didn't save the chat log 'cause it was REALLY long and boring, but I'll synopsize the best bits for you (and if Unk wants to chime in to correct any mistakes in my paraphrasing, he's free to do so).

<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> Do you really believe
<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> That an attack like this
<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> Killing thousands of Americans
<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> Was committed
<Why were there explosives in the WTC?> By a dozen hijackers?
<battlecow> Yes.
<Unknown IXI> LOL
<Unknown IXI> ****ing sheep
<Unknown IXI> Never question the official answers
<Unknown IXI> And then say the truth is unpatriotic.

that must be crysis ;p, who started acting even weirder when i said that his mind set disgusts me

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

(03:30:59PM) <§µpa~¤Ð(ß)Ф~> there is never anyone good on to play.
(03:31:08PM) - Nøvå is now ignoring <§µpa~¤Ð(ß)Ф~> ID: 19468

._.

 

[Battlecow]

(03:30:59PM) <§µpa~¤Ð(ß)Ф~> there is never anyone good on to play.
(03:31:08PM) - Nøvå is now ignoring <§µpa~¤Ð(ß)Ф~> ID: 19468

._.

LOL.

That's what you get for disregarding NOVAKANE the mighty.

 

[NovaSmash]

LOL.

That's what you get for disregarding NOVAKANE the mighty.

ur still not funny

 

[Battlecow]

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

nah, he's funny.

 

[malva00]

Dwight Schrute on kaillera

<Crysis> I want to build a plane
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> ..........
<Crysis> Then put a nuke in it
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> ur obsessed with nukes
<Crysis> and then Ill be as powerful as any government
* Joins: {PB} Insanity
<{PB} Insanity> MALVA PLUSHIES 4 EVERYONE
* Parts: {PB} Insanity
<Rosalina îXî> so, your comparing
<Rosalina îXî> your single nuke, to the us goverments dozens
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> u think one nuke will compare to any government
<Crysis> 4 1000 MegaTon Nuclear Weapons
<Crysis> Will Definitely compare

.

 

[The Star King]

You should totally sell malva plushies. They'd be all the rage.

 

[Frogles]

<cactus_jack199> Go to the ass

 

[Fynal]

(05:00:37PM) <Shad759> idc u peace of ****

 

[NovaSmash]

(09:47:24PM) <Mr. Terrorist> i want to buy an rv
(09:47:29PM) <Mr. Terrorist> and move to florida
(09:47:44PM) <Mr. Terrorist> and work at mcdonalds wearing a bulletproof vest
(09:47:55PM) <Mr. Terrorist> and work there for the rest of my life

 

[sharksquail]

^^ lol this is amazing.

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

(01:25:23AM) <L> nevermore ecaptured they've been brought back from the grave!!!!!!
(01:25:30AM) <L> with mankinds ressurrepted!!!
(01:25:35AM) <L> forever to survive!!!!
(01:25:48AM) <L> returns from armageddon to the skies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(01:25:49AM) <L> he!!
(01:25:51AM) <L> is!!
(01:25:53AM) <L> the painkiller!!
(01:25:55AM) <L> this!!!
(01:25:56AM) <L> is!!!!
(01:26:00AM) <L> The Painkiller!!!!!!!!
(01:26:02AM) <L> wings!!!!!!
(01:26:03AM) <L> of!!!!!!
(01:26:07AM) <L> steel painkiller!!!!!!!!
(01:26:23AM) <L> dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
(01:26:25AM) <L> ly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(01:26:29AM) <L> wheels painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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