The New Funny Kaillera Moments Thread

[3mmanu3lrc]

FOR SPARTAAAAA!!!
lolz
I mean, FOR COOL_BLADE1992
xD

 

[SSBPete]

teen is european, and i think he is 14, so i will avoid saying too many bad things about him,
but lets just say he is not exactly my favorite person.

hahahahahaha omg this is so funny and i dont even know why

make more comentarys

 

[SSB.CREED]

DMoogle edit: Posting chat like this will only cause trouble

 

[felipe_9595]

[DMoogle edit] Removed content

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I laught hard a the part " I beat Haime Hr, A$".

lol i appeared in the chat XD

 

[SSB.CREED]

edited

read it some more
im done

 

[tacos]

Why do u gotta be so mean to nova?
I am starting to actually think nova likes to be in fights.

 

[SSB.CREED]

its wouldve been ok if he would have admitted defeat

 

[The Star King]

Oh cool EncyclopediaDramatica links. The thread's guaranteed to be closed now.

 

[SSB.CREED]

i was gonna remove it anyways



its more sad than amusing

 

[DMoogle]

Please drop the subject, and please don't post anything that might start trouble again.

In fact, I'm going to start an exemption list. If anybody would like to be excluded from this thread (i.e. not have anyone post any chat about them), then PM me, and I'll add them to a list in the OP. Anybody who posts chat regarding or with someone on the list will get infracted. I'll make this clearer in the OP.

 

[felipe_9595]

^^ Why ????
what happen if someone pisses you off all the ****ing day and then you try to show how idiot is and he is in the list???? be a jerk on kaillera and a saint on the forums. Good idea moogle, another good idea.

 

[asianaussie]

dmoogle has the right idea

who gives a damn if they're an enormous idiot on kaillera, just be happy with the knowledge that they will one day realise how sad their lives are: they need to troll and feel superior on an online chatroom because their lives are just that depressing

 

[th3kuzinator]

This is the funny "moment moment thread" not the "lets laugh at the kaillera idiots thread".

<th3kuzinator> wow, kaillera actually has more drama than Middle School
<Sophious> LOL
<SuPa> LOL

Tru facts are tru

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

here have a real funny moment:

<»ªVª«ZZZOD> lol gg
<§µpa~> so i see i didn't make it eh..
<»ªVª«ZZZOD> yeah..
<§µpa~> it's alright im gonna make my own clan and call it ***
<»ªVª«ZZZOD> LOL
<$N@K3> LOL
<§µpa~> it stands for Fantastic At Gimping.
*i leave the game*
<[***] §µpa~> *** TRYOUTS COME BE A ***

 

[SSB.CREED]

This is the funny "moment moment thread" not the "lets laugh at the kaillera idiots thread".

yea yea we all know

Spoiler

dont read the bottom spoiler

Spoiler

**** Riders

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

YEEHAW THATS A KICKER RIGHT THERE CREED

GET ON THAT DOG AND RIDE YEEHAW.

i mean..

 

[felipe_9595]

I WANNA BE A *** !!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD i laught hard at that xDDDDD

 

[Surri-Sama]

• Censor dodging - if the chat contains vulgarity (regardless of who said it), YOU are responsible for censoring it
• Trolling/flaming - If your chat log MIGHT cause trouble on the forums (e.g. a person doesn't like that you posted it, or in the chat log you or someone else is harassing someone), then DON'T POST IT. In addition, if someone does post chat log you don't like, then DON'T CONTINUE MAKING TROUBLE.
• Minor spam - Please don't respond to a chat log with something contentless like "rofl."
• Minor inappropriate content - Generally, please don't post about drug use/sex stuff.

Stuff like this is why the original thread was closed, and I would certainly like to be able to keep this one open. But like I said, I (as well as the other Smash 64 mods) will be very actively monitoring this thread, and giving out infractions liberally if you break the rules. If too many people are breaking rules (especially in regards to trolling/flaming), this thread will have to be closed.

Keep this in mind please, otherwise this thread will suffer the same fate as the last.

 

[NixxxoN]

why is sex talk banned? Is it illegal in USA?

 

[DMoogle]

^^ Why ????
what happen if someone pisses you off all the ****ing day and then you try to show how idiot is and he is in the list???? be a jerk on kaillera and a saint on the forums. Good idea moogle, another good idea.

This thread is not the appropriate place to show people how stupid someone else is.

And I would hope that nobody is so petty that the only thing they can think of to post in this thread is chat that makes other people look like idiots.

why is sex talk banned? Is it illegal in USA?

It'll usually fall under the "Inappropriate Content" section in the Global Rules. I can't give you the exact reason why that's a rule (you'll need to ask an admin for that), but it's probably because this site is aimed to be appropriate for all ages, and the owners of the site feel that if sex-related jokes, innuendos, and other content were allowed, then that would make the site less family-friendly.

If you want to continue this discussion or otherwise talk about how this thread is run, please take it to the Social Thread, as it's starting to clutter this one (clutter = spam).

 

[Battlecow]

<battlecow> +1 FOR SSb!!!
Joins: WOTG ixi
<battlecow> Oh, uh, this is a 4p ffa on Kirby beta 2 with mines, bob-ombs and bumpers on very high
Left: WOTG ixi

I look back on that, and the sad thing is that at the time, I wasn't even trying to troll anyone.

 

[Gowa]

<TÉ ¦ TëçhníçåL> enjoying that counterpick?

i thought that was funny

 

[Kabutox]

<Maddy> dont underestimate the power of tilt !
<Zensn> i dont maddy, but tilting me two hundret times in a row is making fun
<Zensn> ***
(maddy did about 300 ftilts with pika)

<Zensn> GTRAS aükofhöalsudhöabasldsd
<Zensn> STOP IT
<Zensn> are u dumb?
<Maddy> how about GDK match?
<Zensn> DUIDE
<X> DUDE
<Zensn> WHAT THE ****
<X> **** THE WHAT
<Maddy> THE WHAT ****
<Zensn> I KNOW UR BETTER THAN ME STOP ******* DRILLING ME TOO ONE MILLION PERCENT
(I kept drilling him with fox xD)
( I was X)

 

[Sangoku]

Lol poor zen. Was that recent? If yes, I see he's still not very good at keeping cool.

 

[NixxxoN]

<Maddy> dont underestimate the power of tilt spam !

Maybe its more like this then

 

[JaimeHR]

random guy: Hacker, you can't reflect items, shine is for combos.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

random guy: Hacker, you can't reflect items, shine is for combos.

Makes sense

 

[Saske]

(2:57:40PM) <stuff a goat> some1 tell me what my name says its invisible
(02:57:47PM) <Stachuk iXi> stuff a goar
(02:57:47PM) - POW BOT îXî: Stachuk iXi [Punished for Profanity!: Keyword: ]
(02:57:47PM) - you must be silenced - Stachuk iXi for 4 minutes.
(02:57:51PM) <stuff a goat> LOL
(02:57:52PM) <l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi.> lOL
(02:57:55PM) <Robbie> LOL
(02:57:57PM) <§µpa~> moat.
(02:58:06PM) <l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi.> stuff a goat
(02:58:07PM) - POW BOT îXî: l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi. [Punished for Profanity!: Keyword: ]
(02:58:07PM) - you must be silenced - l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi. for 4 minutes.

 

[killa k]

<of a game> hey guys what does my name say?
<Galaxy Bark> **** STACHUK ixi
* Parts: Galaxy Bark (Normal client exit)
* Parts: SilverPP7 (Open Kaillera - n02 v0.5r1 (kaillera 0.9 compatible) - Nov 1 2007)
<Robbie> of a game
- POW BOT îXî: Robbie [Punished for Profanity!: Keyword: ]
- you must be silenced - Robbie for 4 minutes.
<of a game> hey guys, what does my name say
<l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi.> idk
* Parts: capamari265 (Do a barrel roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Robbie> grr
* Joins: capamari265 (Ping: 93)
<Stachuk iXi> wtf
< -`»Ò.ó«´-$N@K3> kk
<Robbie> who cares

he mad

 

[Zen Yore]

What is the new server everyone plays on ?
Went to GW and Galaxy, doesn't seem like there's anyone.


Did Galaxy change IP or something ?

OMFGZENURSOOFFTOPIC

Edit : Nvm

 

[The Star King]

Yes, Galaxy changed IP. It's in Chicago now.

69.172.242.50

 

[SuPeRBLaCK]

(2:57:40PM) <stuff a goat> some1 tell me what my name says its invisible
(02:57:47PM) <Stachuk iXi> stuff a goar
(02:57:47PM) - POW BOT îXî: Stachuk iXi [Punished for Profanity!: Keyword: ]
(02:57:47PM) - you must be silenced - Stachuk iXi for 4 minutes.
(02:57:51PM) <stuff a goat> LOL
(02:57:52PM) <l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi.> lOL
(02:57:55PM) <Robbie> LOL
(02:57:57PM) <§µpa~> moat.
(02:58:06PM) <l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi.> stuff a goat
(02:58:07PM) - POW BOT îXî: l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi. [Punished for Profanity!: Keyword: ]
(02:58:07PM) - you must be silenced - l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi. for 4 minutes.

<of a game> hey guys what does my name say?
<Galaxy Bark> **** STACHUK ixi
* Parts: Galaxy Bark (Normal client exit)
* Parts: SilverPP7 (Open Kaillera - n02 v0.5r1 (kaillera 0.9 compatible) - Nov 1 2007)
<Robbie> of a game
- POW BOT îXî: Robbie [Punished for Profanity!: Keyword: ]
- you must be silenced - Robbie for 4 minutes.
<of a game> hey guys, what does my name say
<l<øøþål<ô_ôL .iXi.> idk
* Parts: capamari265 (Do a barrel roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Robbie> grr
* Joins: capamari265 (Ping: 93)
<Stachuk iXi> wtf
< -`»Ò.ó«´-$N@K3> kk
<Robbie> who cares

he mad

thats just setting people up for failure

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

So me and Boom played teams earlier in the day and we faced Exine and I believe Streak and well...this is what happened

(12:41:33PM) <Server> Info: Emulinker X v1.2: 08-24-2010
(12:41:33PM) <Server> *****************************************
(12:41:33PM) <Server> Update: This server is using Emulinker X
(12:41:33PM) <Server> By: Firo, Agent 21 iXi, and Ownasaurus
(12:41:33PM) <Server> Have any questions or suggestions?
(12:41:33PM) <Server> Please leave a message in Firobot or Agent 21 iXi's chat
(12:41:33PM) <Server> *****************************************
(12:41:35PM) * Joins: ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ SuPeRbOoMfAn
(12:41:37PM) * Joins: Horus
(12:41:38PM) * Joins: ｻ{ｧ}鴃ｫ ､{ｧ}tr鞳ｦ<､ ｻｶVｦｫ
(12:41:38PM) <ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ SuPeRbOoMfAn> time to install windows fonts
(12:41:40PM) <Horus> lmao
(12:41:41PM) * Parts: Horus
(12:41:47PM) * Joins: Extin
(12:42:07PM) < ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ KoRoBeNiKI> you lagged out instantly last time extin sooo
(12:42:18PM) <Extin> I fixed my emulator
(12:42:23PM) <Extin> Since then
(12:42:23PM) Press "Drop" if your emulator fails to load the game.
(12:42:29PM) <Server> P1 Delay = 2 (2 frame delay)
(12:42:29PM) <Server> P2 Delay = 4 (4 frame delay)
(12:42:29PM) <Server> P3 Delay = 4 (4 frame delay)
(12:42:29PM) <Server> P4 Delay = 4 (4 frame delay)
(12:42:50PM) < ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ KoRoBeNiKI> Malva's cheat file
(12:42:51PM) < ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ KoRoBeNiKI> trololol
(12:42:56PM) <ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ SuPeRbOoMfAn> good cheat file
(12:43:00PM) < ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ KoRoBeNiKI> team pokemanz
(12:43:06PM) <ｻ{ｧ}鴃ｫ ､{ｧ}tr鞳ｦ<､ ｻｶVｦｫ> wait wut?
(12:44:04PM) <Extin> wow cheap jews
(12:44:07PM) <ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ SuPeRbOoMfAn> LOL
(12:44:10PM) <ｻ{ｧ}鴃ｫ ､{ｧ}tr鞳ｦ<､ ｻｶVｦｫ> LOL
(12:44:11PM) < ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ KoRoBeNiKI> LOOOL
(12:44:33PM) <Extin> can't do nothing but double team
(12:44:41PM) <ｻ{ｧ}鴃ｫ ､{ｧ}tr鞳ｦ<､ ｻｶVｦｫ> dude
(12:44:45PM) <ｻ{ｧ}鴃ｫ ､{ｧ}tr鞳ｦ<､ ｻｶVｦｫ> teams is all about that
(12:45:23PM) * Dropped: Extin (Player 4)
(12:45:24PM) * Parts: Extin
(12:45:31PM) < ｨｰPﾞ-ｧｰｨ KoRoBeNiKI> RAGEE

 

[killa k]

Cheap jews

Spoiler

can't do nothing but double team.

 

[Battlecow]

Jews are banned in competitive pokemon play, aren't they? How anti-semitic. I'm very offended.

 

[asianaussie]

i have a jewish friend who used to spam double team against me in pokemon stadium 2

no joke

 

[The Star King]

Cheap jews

Spoiler

can't do nothing but double team.

Jews are banned in competitive pokemon play, aren't they? How anti-semitic. I'm very offended.

i have a jewish friend who used to spam double team against me in pokemon stadium 2

no joke

I laughed more at this dangerously politically-incorrect conversation more than any of these "Funny Kaillera Moments".

 

[th3kuzinator]

Yeah, the conversation spawned by the logs are usually funnier than the logs themselves.

 

[Whimsical Nerd]

<Alerican> yo how do I play a game?
- Reeper has loaded GoldenEye 007 (U) [!]
<Whimsical Nerd> Alt + F4
* Parts: Alerican (Normal client exit)

A classic

 

[MarioReincarnate]

I lol'd... never gets old... nice first post