The New Funny Kaillera Moments Thread

[Battlecow]

Pulsar's always been kind of a douche to me. Like one time we were both chilling on character select, and I'm all "pick" and he's all "why, so you can counterpick?" and then he leaves and starts dissing me in mainchat. I honestly didn't realize that I hadn't picked yet. He could have just asked rather than leaving and stuffs...

Also one time it was lagging, so I paused and asked for a lagstat and he (not wanting to lagstat) basically said that pausing means a forfeit and kicked me from his game.

Just the little things like that. I mean, what does it cost to be civil?

 

[B Link]

*player enters pulsars game*
entering message: PULSAR WILL NOTORIOUSLY DESTROY YOU

lol

 

[Zell~D]

I stopped saying GG long ago

I only ggs when we finish and one of us departs

yeah me to cuz 9 out of 10 the other player is raging inside

 

[Gowa]

Pulsar's always been kind of a douche to me. Like one time we were both chilling on character select, and I'm all "pick" and he's all "why, so you can counterpick?" and then he leaves and starts dissing me in mainchat. I honestly didn't realize that I hadn't picked yet. He could have just asked rather than leaving and stuffs...

Also one time it was lagging, so I paused and asked for a lagstat and he (not wanting to lagstat) basically said that pausing means a forfeit and kicked me from his game.

Just the little things like that. I mean, what does it cost to be civil?

Yeah. At one point I paused because I was going to say "brb" and he immediately closed the game and hosted another. So I managed to join his game again and at the character select screen, I said "one sec" and he did the same thing.

 

[The Star King]

*player enters pulsars game*
entering message: PULSAR WILL NOTORIOUSLY DESTROY YOU

lol

...Don't think "notoriously" works well there.

 

[Zell~D]

About a week ago i just found it in one of my notepad files..this occurred when i was playing weegee against him. At 90+ percentage he keep running towards me with Falcon
<Pulsar-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> Cheap.... why do you keep using Up B
<Zell~D>you keep running into them lol
<Pulsar-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> Noob Tatics
<Zell~D> Lol ok...gg
<Pulsar-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> aren't you in DBD
<Zell~D>i stopped wearing the tag when i saw you in it
*kicked*

 

[Fynal]

^ rofl

i played pulsar once a really long time ago, he beat me prettymuch every game but was a really nice dude

wonder wat happened...

 

[Zell~D]

^ rofl

i played pulsar once a really long time ago, he beat me prettymuch every game but was a really nice dude

wonder wat happened...

i say ever since he joined dbd hes been like that idk i may be wrong

 

[tacos]

i say ever since he joined dbd hes been like that idk i may be wrong

Yes. I played him before joinin dbd he was quiet didn't say anything cept for "gg".

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

i'm starting to believe that noone understands the term 'spacing' nowadays.

everytime i tell someone learn to space they run away from me.

 

[Peek~]

This thread should be renamed Kaillera/Online General

yeah me to cuz 9 out of 10 the other player is raging inside

I'll say it maybe once so they know im still into it but thats about it

 

[Zell~D]

This thread should be renamed Kaillera/Online General



I'll say it maybe once so they know im still into it but thats about it

ill say gg it only depends who im playing like when im playing (wont say the name) he will say gg if he wins but wont say it everytime he get beat. so thats why i rarely say it

 

[Battlecow]

I gg if they do, or if it was a really genuinely great game. It gets annoying to type it in every time, but you look like a prick if you don't and they do.

 

[B Link]

DMoogle EDIT: Removed possible trouble-causing content.

 

[Frogles]

^not cool man

 

[Zell~D]

^not cool man

the dude needs help i know about getting angry but suicide man you have issues that needs to be dealt with

 

[ciaza]

That's when you need to take a hiatus from smash for a while.

 

[NovaSmash]

the other day i played holyquebec and it was my falcon vs his pika and he couldnt grab me as much as he liked so he kicked me when the game was tied and then in main chat he said he 3 stocked me. I forgot he was that kind of person.

 

[The Star King]

I thought HolyQuebec quit.

 

[SilentSlayers]

Heroes III!

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

HolyQuebec is on and off. I actually like doing teams with him, fun stuff.

 

[NovaSmash]

HolyQuebec is on and off. I actually like doing teams with him, fun stuff.

......yea, hes real fun to play with

 

[B Link]

Pretty funny that my post was removed, since Nova and I are in better terms with each other than a lot of people, although I understand that people might take it the wrong way like Zell did. Looks like I'll have to be careful by putting disclaimers on my post so people don't take things literally lol.

 

[sharksquail]

You can just remove the player's name from the chat log when you post.

 

[NovaSmash]

(08:21:01PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> Anyone watch loli?
(08:21:06PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> Anyone like loli?
(08:21:17PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> Anyone want to download loli in HD?
(08:23:41PM) <Nøvå> nasty
(08:23:59PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> Loli is cute
(08:25:59PM) <Nøvå> loli is for pedos
(08:26:02PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> no
(08:26:07PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> lolicon isn't for pedos
(08:26:12PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> lolicon isn't pedophilia
(08:26:16PM) <Moonlight Sonata Waltz> LOL
(08:26:20PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> lolicon is cute anime
(08:26:27PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> to diferent
(08:26:43PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> the only thing that is the same
(08:26:46PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> is pedobear

 

[ciaza]

A couple of memorable quotes that we stuck in our away messages at one point or another:

(10:53:31PM) <Dsc> Im a little bit too fat for girls atm..
<asianaussie> i once ate a baby
<ciaza> You invented Ska with your harmonica?
<Dark> ciaza you are the greatest smasher in the universe.

(I got him to say the last one by promising to help help get better at Smash or something, never did xD)

 

[Surri-Sama]

Just so everyone remembers this thread was remade with the warning that every post will be watched VERY carefully and ANYTHING thats POSSIBLY deemed offensive to anyone in any way for any reason...it'll be removed.

This thread has gone sour before so we are making sure it wont again.

 

[Dsc]

A couple of memorable quotes that we stuck in our away messages at one point or another:

(10:53:31PM) <Dsc> Im a little bit too fat for girls atm..
<asianaussie> i once ate a baby
<ciaza> You invented Ska with your harmonica?
<Dark> ciaza you are the greatest smasher in the universe.

(I got him to say the last one by promising to help help get better at Smash or something, never did xD)

Yep. Im extremely offended. Please have this post removed muhahahah

 

[ciaza]

Don't be FOOLED Dsc is a liar and a thief. But I get to hit him soon irl so it's ok.

 

[ciaza]

erm no thx

 

[Peek~]

(08:21:01PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> Anyone watch loli?
(08:21:06PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> Anyone like loli?
(08:21:17PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> Anyone want to download loli in HD?
(08:23:41PM) <Nøvå> nasty
(08:23:59PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> Loli is cute
(08:25:59PM) <Nøvå> loli is for pedos
(08:26:02PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> no
(08:26:07PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> lolicon isn't for pedos
(08:26:12PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> lolicon isn't pedophilia
(08:26:16PM) <Moonlight Sonata Waltz> LOL
(08:26:20PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> lolicon is cute anime
(08:26:27PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> to diferent
(08:26:43PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> the only thing that is the same
(08:26:46PM) <\\~FredÐie»Ðãrk´§«~//> is pedobear

I just realized that the smashboards lolicon group I was in is GONE

That group was great

 

[Zell~D]

(04:29:38PM) <Andrew (L.O.S.T)> Where r u guys all from?
(04:29:43PM) <«ªÑßkª»-§HâßLîvîöñ-> hell
(04:29:48PM) <Andrew (L.O.S.T)> Sweet me 2!
(04:29:50PM) <«ªÑßkª»Nøvå>.
(04:29:50PM) <«ªÑßkª»-§HâßLîvîöñ-> LOL

 

[Peek~]

ĵōŝHémìlíè says:
btw that pic you had with the girl touching her cooter got me in **** once in class lmao
ĵōŝHémìlíè says:
was checking email and teacher saw my screen and asked to speak with me in the hall >____>
Peek~ says:
holy **** LOL

Those of you who've messaged me on msn know that pic

Love that picture

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

Yeah it's my favourite.

 

[Battlecow]

Y'all are some sick ****s.

 

[ballin4life]

wtf is a "cooter"? ... seriously

 

[SilentSlayers]

wtf is a "cooter"? ... seriously

Seriously seriously?

 

[Surri-Sama]

ĵōŝHémìlíè says:
btw that pic you had with the girl touching her cooter got me in **** once in class lmao
ĵōŝHémìlíè says:
was checking email and teacher saw my screen and asked to speak with me in the hall >____>
Peek~ says:
holy **** LOL

Those of you who've messaged me on msn know that pic

Love that picture

Haha, never heard "cooter" before either but I've seen the pic and ****s funni

 

[sharksquail]

cooter is a pretty good one. It's also a type of turtle.

 

[King of Nukes /\/\/\/\]

Holy Crap!

i was there for like an hour hearing him talking about nukes and ****....and even going to mars. That kid is something else. Hes probably from pakistan for all we know


and lol at this
<Crysis> No I need to make my own
<Crysis> there is no 1000 megaton nuke in existence
<Crysis> its ***ing insanity
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> u cant steall plutonium
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> by urself
<Crysis> yes you can
<Crysis> You just need the right machinery
<Crysis> I plan to go alone
<Crysis> I will wear a radiation suit and bulletproof vests and dress like russian gaurds
<Crysis> and try to overthrow them so I can get all the plutonium that I need
<-Nøvå-¤Ð(ß)Ф-> this isnt metal gear solid

Ummm guys Crysis is actually me just to tell you the truth I put Rosalina Kaillera into Google search engine when I saw this thread as the only result I pulled it up and was amazed that my old conversation made it up on the freaking interwebz, but I use the name King of Nukes |^|^|^|^| now I don't use Crysis anymore but seriously I was really going to do that you guys. And also I'm not from Pakistan I'm from the U.S.A. and I currently reside in Jacksonville, Florida for right now if course, anyways this is my first post ever on smasboards so thanks!

P.S. Hmmmm I wonder if I have been mentioned elsewhere on this server? Oh well I'll just have to take a look, also guys please check out my new awesome YouTube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/HiDefTutorials