The Never Ending Cheat

[tirkaro]

"I keel you know" and slap him silly with your magikarp (which is wai better than grimer, btw), and sing this song.
Afterwards, go back to earth, and go to Shibuya, where....

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You'll wear nothing but Jupiter of the Monkey clothes and kill some frogs. Then a rhino...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Will offer to buy you lunch. Accept his gracious offer, and enjoy your lunch at Applebees together. Make sure you order a burger, everthing else is spiked with cyanide. Once you live through lunch, make sure to...

 

[MrLuigiman]

Eat the cow closest to wal mart.

 

[Midnaftw]

with a pair of sporks

 

[Mewtario]

Then go to the United stated government and request to be cloned 63 times, then do this with all of your clones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeY-6I5xqkk

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Now get sued by Michael Jackson. In court, yell "OBJECTION!!!" to everything and you will unlock...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Secret facts about your clothes. With this new information, you will now be able to...

 

[marthmaster59]

L - cancel and wavedash.With these abilitys you will...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

SHFFL across Final Destination with a bucket on your head while whistling dirty songs and making rude hand gestures. After offending at least 4 people, you must...

 

[marthmaster59]

sleep with a penicorn doll and than you will have to...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

throw yourself under a bus. If you survive, you didi it wrong. But, if you successfully managed to die, you should end up in nintendo heaven where you must...

 

[marthmaster59]

find the last part of the cheat code to decifer which is written underneath a galaga machine.The decifered code is...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

How to pull up turnips IRL. With this new information you...

 

[marthmaster59]

can escape video game heaven with the cheat code activated.after using the cheat code you get a message telling you that it was a fake cheat code and to get the real one you have to...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

make the combined sword in Final Fantasy VII. To do this, you must first take the buster sword and...

 

[A1lion835]

Toss it into a zombie-infested lake. Then, sing the original pokemon theme song backwards, while jumping on your Wii.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Then, try to say Epona's name from the Twilight Hack. If you do it right, Missingno will appear and...

 

[A1lion835]

be level 0, resulting in the 4th item in your bag being multiplied a lot of times. Then say "Pikachu! I choose you!"

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Afterwards, it will seize uncontrollably and be unable to battle. At which point you'll send out bulbasaur who'll...

 

[A1lion835]

Become shiny. Then eat an apple with a radius of 3.87947240398472384730 centimeters.

 

[smasher?o.0]

then you will choke...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

And die. You must repeat this process until you have only 5 lives left. When you do this, a command prompt will appear. You must type in...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

run: C://Windows/Win32_bin/MyDoom.exe. Doing this will cause...

 

[A1lion835]

a giant banana to appear in front of you. Completely destroy your house with this giant banana. It is especially important to do this to your brawl disc.

 

[Kazz@]

Then eat the banana while recording it on youtube, and wait until you get a vingitillion hits (a one with 20 zeros) which then activates...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

The Secret Underground of the Internet. You now have access to all goings on in cyberspace. Use this to disable the Nintendo WFC, so you can...

 

[karthik_king]

hack brawl and make it lagless so this allows...

 

[Burrbomb]

the new black hole to appear, now figure out the secret to stop n swop and tell me, i will then give you a gumball with which you must.....

 

[karthik_king]

swallow it and play melee

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Say "That's what She said" to karthik_king, then...

 

[TheLinkus]

Ask The King of the Secret Underground of the Internet where to find the Golden Wii.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

However, he won't tell you unless you bring him a...

 

[karthik_king]

melee disk and beat him in a match and then...

 

[A1lion835]

eat Hyrule Temple. Then, you must unlock Lugia as a playable character in brawl, which results in Sakurai coming to your house and beating the snot out of you. Then...

 

[karthik_king]

You find yourself fighting a scorchia(Fire type lugia) and you are a pikachu and can only use your B moves. After you win ...

 

[A1lion835]

You say "that was easy", as b-moves are the most overused pika move (at least when fighting lvl9's (which I don't do much). My record is a lvl9 using thunder 7 times in a row).

 

[karthik_king]

After that You see a cutscene where Mewtwo is destroying an Arceus. After he beats Arceus he laughs and sends 2 Aura Spheres at Arceus and walks away. You then have to face Mewtwo with only A moves

 

[A1lion835]

. This you do easily with Kirby, because he's f*cking awesome. Then, you watch this.

 

[tirkaro]

After you beat him and watch that video, you must type out Shakespeare's Hamlet entirely in morse code using the A button. After that, Mewtwo tells you to go to the Kappa princess in Finland, where she'll......