The Never Ending Cheat

[A1lion835]

give you yugi muto's insanely crazy hairstyle. Then you must go here, and watch all the littlekuriboh awesomeness.

 

[Jonkku]

After watching them, you must shout "To infinity, and beyond" and then fly to the moon and play among the stars..

Spoiler

Also, what/who the heck is the Kappa princess and why I have never heard of it before?

 

[A1lion835]

After that, you must discover how to breathe in space. Make sure to smear peanut butter on your eyebrows, and then headbutt the mars rover.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

The peanut butter will make people think that there is life on Mars. Soon after, people will begin to colonize it. Sneak on the President's rocket and...

 

[tirkaro]

fly to Pingas land, and once you're there, you must take a boomerang, a Sega CD, a monkey, a potato clock, Shirley Phelps Roper, the 46th issue of nintendo power, your urine, and Cham Cham (the girl in my avatar) and make.....

 

[karthik_king]

A true awesome sonic games and then run across radical highway at the end you find Mewtwo again this time taking on Mew. Due to some foolishness you step into the middle of them and find yourself in the ER with amnesia holding the greatest smash game ever Super Smash Bros Melee and you start playing and you find...

 

[A1lion835]

out that Melee was better than brawl, like most people know. Then, the tears of your mom bring you back to life, and you forget all about that pokemon reference happening. Then...

 

[tirkaro]

you must find the hottest nurse within the building, and give her a....

 

[A1lion835]

[insert whatever animal is in tirkaro's avatar here]. Then, play Naruto Ninja Council 2.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

In the game, go to the cheat menu (you will need infinite copies of the game and infinite monkeys) and have the monkeys get typing. After about 2 hours, you will get the complete works of William Shakespeare (you have infinite monkeys, so 100 percent chance you'll get any given play instantaneously, but it takes about 2 hours to type one out) This will unlock the secret cheat menu, which you must link to your Wii and...

 

[MaxfireXSA]

...your computer, so you can upload your...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

CP collection to the Smash server, which will get Sakurai arrested. Nintendo will have a lottery to see who takes over the Smash empire. You will win it. When put in charge of SSB4...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You had it over to an actual game developer so you don't **** it up with ******** ****. Then, you must buy a vanilla ice cream cone...

 

[A1lion835]

and shoot it out of a bow and arrow at Sakurai, while yelling "Why did you make brawl so f*cking terrible!" Make sure to hit his shirt with the ice cream. Then, he will reveal himself to be a vampire, and you must stab him with the ice cream cone. After this has occured...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Demons from hell keep popping up. You must call Buffy the Vampire Slayer by doing this:

 

[A1lion835]

A giant rock will fall on all the demons, killing them. Then you must ask sly fox why he is fuzzylicious.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

He replies, "Because I just drank some fuzzylicious soda!"

Now, you must go see Mr. Volcano and try to take his Volvic water. He will then spit lava or water at you. If you are a fan of Zelda: OoT, you would know to use the Mirror Shield to...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Reflect the sun into Mr. Volcano's eyes, causing him to spray Tyrannosaurus Alan. But the lava was really Volvic Revive. Now you need to enlist Tyrannosaurus Alan because...

 

[Kazz@]

He ate marth. Then you need to change your icon to roy, then marth, then Dr.mario. Then you gain the title of super moderator. Then you need to...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

ally with the Bear Cavalry and declare war on the Colbert Nation. Unfortunately, you will be defeated by Stephen's .357 magnum. You will be transported to a secret underground prison hospital, where you will find...

 

[A1lion835]

A giant rock(I'm kind of obsessed with those). With this giant rock, you will...

 

[Emo^Wolf]

up+B
with MEtalknight! gayyy
lol whats this aboutt idnt get it

 

[Negi-Kun]

up+B
with MEtalknight! gayyy
lol whats this aboutt idnt get it

I lol'd. Hard.

But yes, MK's up b is annoying.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

up+B
with MEtalknight! gayyy
lol whats this aboutt idnt get it

If you don't get it, read the first post. Basically, these are ludicrous neverending instructions for a nonexistent super cheat.

That said, using Metaknight's Up-B in conjunction with the giant rock will break you out of the underground prison. You will arrive in Soviet Russia, where you must...

 

[Kris121]

dance the hokey pokey while wearing a

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Sombrero.Then you must pee on the wii dropping it from a...

 

[karthik_king]

10 story building then you get out you gamecube and play Melee where you beat people with mewtwo and after winning 100 times with him an event occurs which allows you too...

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

destroy the entire planet causing you to fly off to jupiter.You then land and walk around until the evil tripping monster comes to...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Challenge you to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL! You have to cheat your way out using...

 

[A1lion835]

giant rocks. Then, you must copy yugi's hairstyle (he uses loreal), resulting in...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

the destruction of all the giant rocks in the world, resulting in them never being mentioned again.

 

[A1lion835]

But then you must realize the error of your ways, and then you must bring the giant rocks back. Then,

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You must insert your Brawl disc into an XBox 360 and a PS3 at the same time. This will allow you to...

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Control the mind of the Jack In The Box mascot guy. With him you must...

 

[Burrbomb]

Enlist the help of Ronald McDonald to save Princess Wendy From the Burger king, once you save the Arby Kingdom, you will get the ice key, with it you must unlock.....

 

[F1r3w0lf]

The Dairy Queen. Then unlock every car in Ferrari Challenge in under 30 minutes. Then start a Ferrari gang and terrorize the citizens of...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Smashville. Now with them gone, steal every single bell you can find and open up your own music store. Now you must eat...

 

[Mewtario]

Chilling giant rocks.

 

[marthmaster59]

After that you Start the game, with the cheat already started, start the match, only to realize when the match begins your Wii explodes

 

[Meta Jr]

so you buy another one and the cheat is different on this Wii. First you must...