The Never Ending Cheat

[F1r3w0lf]

revert your Wii to system menu 1.0. Then hit it repeatedly with a PS3 Rock Band guitar, and use the smashed-up chips to build a Commodore 64, which you must insert your Brawl disk into so...

 

[Meta Jr]

it blows up and you can go to wal-mart and ask for a cheezburger and order a Big Mac and then call the cops and scream yo momma! so you can...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

...get arrested and sent to jail. Break out by...

 

[Meta Jr]

the guacmole that gets shot as you repeat all of this and then go to Burger King and ask for a...

 

[marthmaster59]

Invert the controls.

 

[Shök]

While inverting the controls, you see a...​

 

[Dark Deku]

You see a fat guy.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Wow. That was a complete and utter waste of 7 seconds of your life. Disgusted, you blog about this on *insert social networking site here*. Now some completely ignorant person on the internet (that narrows it down, lol) unaware of the fact that blogs are meant for expression of personal feelings flames you. With this new found anger, you must...

 

[A1lion835]

kill jigglypuff8 for always having her location have something to do with southeast Pensylvania.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Now turn on your copy of Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and have Elice use her Aum staff to revive me. Now that I'm revived, equip me with the Falchion and have me defeat Medeus in one turn. Turn off Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and now you must...

 

[A1lion835]

Falcon punch jigglypuff8.

 

[marthmaster59]

Than you have to be fair (If Xsyven is reading this, you know what I'm talking about).Turn on your virtual console version of Sega's Sonic the hedgehog 2 on the Sega master system.

 

[Wrath`]

Collect fifty rings, become super sonic, now take your wiimote, smash it into your TV and...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Now, your TV should be displaying the title screen of Smash TV. Now you...

 

[marthmaster59]

Get out your Game Shark/Game Genie/Action Replay/Homebrew channel/Debug Menu.

 

[A1lion835]

And prepare to play Dr.Mario in brawl.

 

[mentosman8]

You pick Dr. Mario and set the stage to Norfair

 

[F1r3w0lf]

But Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Tabuu, Porky Statue, and Vince Offer appear! The only way to beat them is by...

 

[Alzi]

Getting a smash ball then....

 

[Shök]

The giant spider wouldn't do down, so you had to attack its weak point for massive damage, but...​