The Never Ending Cheat

[F1r3w0lf]

We had this before, but then it died, so we'll have to start over. It's pretty simple. These are directions for a hypothetical cheat. Simply continue it.

GO!

First, turn on your Wii.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Next, insert the Super Smash Bros Brawl disc in the Wii.

 

[PKSkyler]

Connect a Wii remote to the Wii.

 

[Kinzer]

Then apply a NunChuck to the Wiimote.

 

[Waluigi911]

Don't forget to rub peanut butter on your nose before bringing up the game. This is crucial.

 

[WoapGang]

Insert Toast in Breader

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Play 'Super Smash Bros Brawl'.

 

[Karttibone]

Press A and B simutaneously with youtr tongue and nose, while rubbing your leg on the screen.

 

[Jonkku]

Then, take the nunchuck and shake it with your foot, while rotating the control stick counter-clockwise with your other leg's knee.

 

[airsmasher]

Then, go to the sound screen, and turn "Music" all the way up.

 

[OldGeezer666]

and start fapping...

 

[tirkaro]

while singing the gatchaman theme song backwards.....

 

[Kinzer]

And having another band play in the background play to throw you off.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Make sure you're standing on a balance board, have a Wiispeak microphone, and your Wiimote is connected to a Wii Motion Plus because...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Wii is overrated. After singing into 40$ worth of Wii merchandise, go onto smashboards and revive a dead-thread. Once you get more people to post in it, you must...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

try to access it with a Wii homebrew HTTP server. If this doesn't work, you need to activate the schloppymegacooler network chip by...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Reading the enclosed instruction booklet. Once you've done this, go through the drive through of the nearest Mcdonalds and tell them..."

 

[jigglyppuff8]

RAN RAN RUU!!! Then you...

 

[Zook]

..., without turning off the Wiimote, remove the batteries and insert 4 ketchup packets. Drive back home...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

and make sure you've saved your tomato slice so you can insert it into the console's disk drive.

 

[Zook]

Next, spread peanut butter all over your kitchen table. Really cover that bad boy.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Then, you must RECOVER some jelly. If it is obtained and not RECOVERed, you did it wrong.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Once you master the art of RECOVERING you must randomly give the next person you see a yellow pickle with jelly beans for eyes. To obtain such a vegetable, you must...

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Reset the game 10 times so you'll unlocked Kratos(from God of War series), and the best of all, you can load your Mii in Brawl and you can create your character in Brawl, that means...

 

[tirkaro]

....Dmitri Maximoff comes over, and midnight blisses you into a loli, where after you get ***** by this transformer.

Start over:

You turn on your N64....

 

[Jonkku]

and insert a NES controller to the fourth controller port...

 

[Jimnymebob]

of your friends Gamecube..

 

[airsmasher]

Put on the power glove, and place your hand inside the Gamecube disc tray...

 

[Jonkku]

Then take the disc out of the Gamecube and insert it in the N64 that you turned on...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Make sure you have an expansion pack, or your N64 could explode and you could blow up your whole neighborhood, but DON'T INSERT IT YET! Because...

 

[Jonkku]

you first need to turn on the television and set it to channel 42...

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Then insert it in to play.

Start Over

To unlock Captain Underpants in Super Smash Bros Brawl, you must...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

(OK, this is the NEVER ENDING CHEAT. Continue with some zany thing, it shouldn't end.)

Unlock the 57th options menu, but first you must unlock the 3rd-56th by...

 

[Zook]

growing a full beard and moustache (For girls, don't shave your legs for a few weeks). Once you could pass for a Russian, plug a Wavebird into the 3rd player slot and....

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Set the options so your character can move along the Z axis (You can unlock this by beating Classic on Intense without getting hit). Now play 4 Captain Falcons and collide their Falcon Punches. This should open up the command prompt on your Wii. Type in...

 

[Zook]

'LOLquaza' to initiate the LOLquaza boss battle. If you don't get hit and beat LOLquaza, ...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Your Brawl disc will be violently ejected at you as your Wii attempts to end your life. Dodge it and get out of the building before your Wii has a nuclear meltdown. Now travel to Alberta, Morocco, where...

 

[tirkaro]

you go to college and get your 9001th degree in Magikarp training. Once that's over, use the magikarp to....

 

[shadowtroop]

Slap GrIMeR in the face, then say "It's Super Effective!" then...

 

[Zook]

you will burn in Hell for being a n00b. (really, Grimer ftw) In Hell, say to George Washington: "....