The most embarrassing thing you've ever done at school

[Xanthyr]

Who knows man, it could have been the giggle.

Oh wow, Suzy thinks he is cute?

I dunno, he is kinda handsome...

Could be that sort of deal, never know. I wouldn't think anything of it, if anything you could tell people that you're able to make girls giggle with your ever-so-suave charm.



As for the swearing at me, I personally don't blame her. Even then, I know that she was in serious risk of injury and I didn't hold anything against her. I know I would be tempted to be a little angry if I smashed my shin across a metal bar and then fall into a large number of wood and metal desks, there is a lot of potential harm in there.

Most people can't control themselves, but it seems that you and myself might be of the same sort of different flock.


Cowboy:

I'm the anti-bully, in all of its ironic glory. I defend those being bullied and assault the would-be tormentors through wit and whatever physical force necessary, (Bats, baseballs, any improvised weapon. Once or twice, there was a knife involved.) and I've never regretted doing so. I can understand where you're coming from and how everything can effect you that much. If you want her, do something. If you love her, do not sit down and let her pass. If you love someone, whether it's reciprocated or not. If it's not handed to you, you have to fight for it one way or another.

I had a similar experience to yours and I still think back and wonder what would've happened with my life. It could have been life changing, everything would have been different, even to the extent of me talking here is an affect caused by my encounter.

I know that what has happened to you has hindered you in one way or another, but draw strength from others, and build yourself back up.

I will say though, that card was pretty genius.

 

[Silent_Jester]

Wow I haven't been on much latly

 

[JonBeBonanza]

Okay so its 8th grade year right. I went to private school so we had the guys and girls seperate for "P.E" [insert joke here] anyways we walk into the gym and we see a sub, with the basketball rack, so we all run to the lockeroom to change as fast as we can so we can savor every minute for our ferocious basketball games. Anyways were all changing and I;m the first to change so i run out and sit on the bleachers, the substitute, he's looking at me all weird and he says:" are those your pe uniforms" and i look down and BAM!!!! im there smack dab in the middle of the bleachers with my FREEKIN SPONGEBOB squarepants boxers WTF!!!!!!!! all my frends ragged on me and what not but come on LIKE YOU DIDNT OWN SPONGEBOB BOXERS lol




either that story, or sophmore year when our schools SUPERINTENDENT was in our classroom ( who is a war veteran) during the pledge of alliegence... and i let a bad boy loose, THE BIGGEST FART OF ALL TIME!!!!
so yea


btw since when did they change the TEXAS PLEDGE?

 

[teeman92]

this isnt what happend to me,its what happend to my freind, he wanted to start a food fight(one happend yesterday) so he tosses a cold drink can arcoos the cafe, no one responed, he complains that our group didnt throw anything, and he was the only one that stoud up and thrown something XD LMAO

 

[TheGlitchMaster]

i s*** myself. end of story.

 

[Megavitamins]

Today in math I was late by two seconds. My teacher gave me a look asI walked in. He then started the class by giving a 5 minute speech about how being on time affects our participation grade and how we're supposed to be responsible enough to stay on time. He does this all while looking in my general directiom

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Today in math I was late by two seconds. My teacher gave me a look asI walked in. He then started the class by giving a 5 minute speech about how being on time affects our participation grade and how we're supposed to be responsible enough to stay on time. He does this all while looking in my general directiom

Hah, I was late for math class too today! I tell my teacher its because I have to walk a far distance to go from lunch, to my locker, and then to his class, which is in a completely different building. He also gave me a look, and said when I tried to explain why I was late, he just said "Ill play you a song on the smallest violin"... yea it was wierd.

 

[Sworddancer9034]

Once back in the 7th grade, my fly was open, and everybody knew about it. But also, no one told me (they all said they were to embarased to, but somehow I think otherwise) until the end of the school day. To top it all off, for the rest of the week my classmates referred to me by my new nickname, "zip-it-up, Steve" (My real name is Stephen).

 

[mikeHAZE]

i netered a school competition called Mr Bulldog (named after our schools mascot), it was basically a boy beauty pageant composed of the popular kids in our high school. So anyway, we had to wear a bikini, night gown, and have a special talent.

my bikini was a black two piece woman bikini. note - i'm overweight lol.

I wore a red dress with high heels.

it was too funny, but i would not do that again, it was weird walking into class the next day in front of all my class mates.

 

[Tyrannotaur]

When I was in high school I lost my friends calculator. He had the same calculators that my math teacher would lend out for tests. So I decided to steal him one rather than buy a new one. Of course the teacher counted the number of calculators before letting us go. He wouldn't let us leave until the calculator was returned. So embarrassing to pull it out of my bag and give it back.

I never did get my friend a new calculator..heh.

 

[Problem2]

Back in Jr High, a girl had puked on the hallway floor and was sent home naturally. Shortly after, I asked my teacher if I could go get a book out of my locker. None of use knowing about the vomit, the teacher said yes. So anyways, I got out and start walking and the next thing I know, I slip and fall into a puddle of vomit.

 

[CHUK]

I was playing hackysack and went for the hacky when it was too far kicking really hard and back flipping onto my chin. Busted my teeth broke open my chin were u could see the bone but it didnt hurt too much I jsut fealt like a douche cuz i got up and was like am Iokay and too kmy hand off my chin and blood was squirting out lol. Stiches are lame.

 

[Seiya]

Back in Freshman year of High school, I fell off the bus getting off to go to swim practice XD

 

[Red Exodus]

Wow this page was ownage so far, I wonder if I have embarrassing moments I don't know about.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Wow, this topic hasn't been activated in a Loooong time, so I will revive it.
In 8th grade, and I was in homeroom, and nature was calling. Usually, I will NEVER take a #2 in school, but this was one of those rare occasions that I absolutly had too. Well, I'm all done, and all of a sudden, I hear some kid come in, and as he was leaving, hes like " haha, MetalLuigi, your taking a s***", and leaves. Normally, it wouldn't really bother me, cuz hey, everyone Has to do it, but by lunch, pretty much everyone knew that I took a crap during homeroom. It was pretty embarrassing, but it blew over in about 4 days... and I felt really bad for my friend who had an even more embarrassing moment that covered mine.

 

[.:~*Momo*~:.]

Well I'll talk about something that happened this year, keep in mind that I'm about 6 feet tall. =P

So we started swimming class and this was the first time I went swimming in years because... well I dunno how to swim. So anyway we were practicing with floaty things and we started swimming on our backs holding the floaties with our arms, me being the moron that I am, I actually tried and I couldn't float so I started panicing and splashing around like an idiot. ^^; Worst part about it is that it was the shallow end and it wasn't even 4 feet deep. ^^;;;

 

[sakuraZaKi]

In 8th grade Literature it was the time of the year to study about Anne Frank and the discrimination of Jews, so on the day we started, my teacher came out of the room, started yelling at us (giving us a feeling of discrimination), and treating us like crap. While doing this, I had to get my glasses out of my backpack so I went to go get it (it was about 20 feet away, so I had to walk). She was like, "Karasu (not my real name, lol), get back to your seat!" So in front of everyone, including this one girl I still like, I slowly walked back with my teacher watching me like a Nazi.

Later on in that class she stated to the class about me (this was after she told us what she was doing, and boy was she late about it). She was like "Karasu forgot his glasses earlier, *blah blah blah something related about the treating of Jews*."

So yeah, for an hour and a half I felt like crap...

 

[The Mediator]

Hmm...
Well, first off know this: My 8th grade music teacher hated me. No joke, real HATRED.
So, we're sitting in class, playing a song, and I see something that confuses me. So, when we finished the song, I raised my hand. I was then called on, and I asked my question.
It is at this point that my teacher started screaming at me about how I was a smart-*** and didn't take anything seriously. Which is especially strange, considering that I'm a decent cello player, and I had just asked a completely legitimate question.
For the rest of the day, my classmates were walking up to me, saying stuff like "**** dude... you got shafted. For no apparent reason." I was just like... Huh, thanks.

 

[The Mediator]

Hmm...
Well, first off know this: My 8th grade music teacher hated me. No joke, real HATRED.
So, we're sitting in class, playing a song, and I see something that confuses me. So, when we finished the song, I raised my hand. I was then called on, and I asked my question.
It is at this point that my teacher started screaming at me about how I was a smart-*** and didn't take anything seriously. Which is especially strange, considering that I'm a decent cello player, and I had just asked a completely legitimate question.
For the rest of the day, my classmates were walking up to me, saying stuff like "**** dude... you got shafted. For no apparent reason." I was just like... Huh, thanks.

 

[The Mediator]

Oops, srry for the double post, my comp went on the fritz

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

What was the question?

 

[shinodude]

its 1:14 in the morning so I cant remember much but

warning: might find allitle disturbing
when I was in 4th grade my class was going on a field trip and we got the choice to go to the bathroom so I go and so I went and little did I know I had gotton some pee on my left pant leg(which can happen quite easily if you arnt circumsized). I went to the sink and started trying to wash it out with water. unforutnaly after I was done cleaning it with water it looked even more wet X_X so I took of my sweat shirt and wraped it around my waist but turned it to the side so you couldnt see the wet mark and ran to the buss and sat at a window next to my friend matt who didnt even find out.and I was lucky enough to not have anybody notice since I was one of the last people to get to use and by the time I was done the other boys had left.

I gues you cant really call it emberassing but the thought that if sombody saw my pants it owuld be emberassing.

 

[Jammer]

Man shinodude, that's not bad at all. Some of us actually did wet their pants in fourth grade, and for some of us, everybody in the school actually did notice...

 

[shinodude]

Man shinodude, that's not bad at all. Some of us actually did wet their pants in fourth grade, and for some of us, everybody in the school actually did notice...

I know I got lucky it was the only thing I could think of at 1 in the morning and its now about 8 and still havnt sleep.

ill try and think of something else once I get some sleep.

 

[brawlpro]

I cried like a ***** throughout school up until 6th grade.

 

[shinodude]

I cried like a ***** throughout school up until 6th grade.

which remindes me that I cried at school in like 4th or 5th grade because I didnt get the same class as my friend who I was in the same class up until then.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

I cried like a ***** throughout school up until 6th grade.

I did that too, up until 5th grade, it got really embarrassing, since after 2nd grade, I was pretty much the only kid that did it. Thankfully, no one remembers me crying all the time, or they aren't mean enough to bring it up, but I felt like a complete wuss, since most of the time, it was over something very small, and when I look back, I'm like "God, that was so stupid of me to cry over".

 

[Pikaville]

Ok I can look back at this and laugh now but at the time it was so embarrasing.(This was in 2nd year)Young boys(or men)have tendancy to get random boners for no reason.Well put this together with the teacher calling you up to his desk and everybody noticing the bulge coming out or your school trousers(which I desperatly tried to hide until he told me to take my hands out of my pockets )It was bad.At least the teacher didnt notice.....

 

[shinodude]

times like that make me question whats worse

Random erections
or
Bleeding out of your ******

 

[Jammer]

Bleeding out of your ******

I am not quite sure what those six asterisks mean.

But it certainly sounds painful and embarrassing, as well as messy.

And for those of you who cried a lot in school, or still do: You should be embarrassed (not really--that's just a transition sentence, so don't feel bad). One of my pet peeves in school were those girls who cried when they got bad grades. The teacher would feel really sorry for them and give them time extensions or, in a couple cases, just "fix" the grades right there.

That totally bruised my sense of justice. I mean, grades aren't really that important in elementary and middle school, which is when this happened, but it's the spirit of the thing, right? I mean, let's teach kids that they can get away with things by unconstructively channeling their upset into an emotional outburst, instead of doing something like working with their teacher to improve their grades. That's teaching them useful life skills.

(I get sarcastic when I'm angry.)

But at least the crying ends by high school, but I'm guessing those girls (and a few guys) still cry when their parents make them do things like take out the trash. I don't think that they're wussies and I haven't lost any respect for these people--I just think that the school system in their early years has done them a great disservice.

 

[shinodude]

I get how you feel about the girls who cry or somthing to get an extentions and what not.

my friend rachel takes he grades so seriously and cried when she got a C+ on our history final and was 1 point away from a b-(but our history teacher is strickt so he didnt bump it to a B-) which pissed me off cause I got like an F =/

 

[autobzooty]

Someone threw a pinecone and it hit me in the side of the head. It was unripe and really dense and it hurt really bad. I cried in front of all my friends.

That was like Middle School. God I'm such a *****.

 

[Speedy Gonzales]

:embarrassI asked what a Virgin was in 6th grade. Yeah i know I'm an ediot. It still haunts me today.

 

[autobzooty]

I get how you feel about the girls who cry or somthing to get an extentions and what not.

my friend rachel takes he grades so seriously and cried when she got a C+ on our history final and was 1 point away from a b-(but our history teacher is strickt so he didnt bump it to a B-) which pissed me off cause I got like an F =/

Yeah I hate when people ***** and moan about their awful B+ and how stupid they are to have done so poorly, while I'm sitting at my desk trying to cover up my D/F grade test.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

:embarrassI asked what a Virgin was in 6th grade. Yeah i know I'm an ediot. It still haunts me today.

Hah, you think thats bad! My friend asked what a prostitute was in front of his whole english class, because he didn't know what it meant when he was reading some Shakespeare stuff.

And he asked me what marijuana was one day before our english class, so I'm like "its slang for your butt"(joking around), and hes like "yo teacher, I'm over here sitting on my marijuana", 100% serious with a grin on his face. He is lucky that our english teacher was a 21 year old lady, cuz an older teacher might have gotten pi****!

God hes so naive lol! He did get voted most gulliable in our yearbook. The sad part is that he really had no clue what those two words meant.

 

[Rauzaruke]

I felt a little queasy in the sixth grade and walked to the bathroom. From there, I locked myself in a stall and held myself back from vomiting everywhere. Some people must have walked in, did their business in the stall next to me and left, not knowing I was there, or caring that is. I made it look like I was taking a crap because I was stilling on the pot. When I though I felt better, I walked out of the stall and took a look at myself in the mirror.

Immediately I noticed that the Urinals where missing in the reflection. I tensed up and froze for a second, realizing that I was in the woman's bathroom. I then heard someone walking into the bathroom from the hallway that separates the bathroom areas from the rest of the school. I ran back into a stall and waited until these people left. They had come in to wash their hands and chatter, and both were girls.

They left without incident, and I took a moment and made my move. I sprinted down that hallway and peaked around the corner to make sure others weren't there or if someone was watching. Finding everything clear I dashed out. I was home free, until I discovered that my running upset my stomach again, and I ended up projectile vomiting all over the school's trophy case stationed next to the bathroom hallways.

 

[Yaya]

In Grade 5 we had a year end field trip to a tidal pool site, I puked twice on the way there, fell on a rock and banged my knee, and to top it all off, fell into a tidal pool.

It was a rough day.

 

[jgrant1100]

not bad

happend this year
nothing to bad
my phone was about to die i tried to turn it of pressed the wrong button and ****ding****
there goes my phone.luckly did not be taken away

but every buddy had theirs eyes on me in the first second

 

[supersonicdjs]

On Halloween, I had a bunny costume on (Yes, Im a Girl) and when I got to school, people laughed at me.


The bully laughed at me the most.

I gave the bully a black eye and bloody nose.

Thank GOD nobody saw what I did.

 

[Jammer]

Rauzaruke, thank you for your well-above-average story (I thought I'd let you know it's appreciated).

Lots of puking going on in this page. The only time I puked in school was in about third grade, when I was choking and one of the cafeteria monitors gave me the Heimlich maneuver. The food (a piece of chicken) shot out, and then I vomited, but only a little.

Speaking of choking, I got to do the stomach thrust/back blow system I learned in health to a girl who was choking two years ago. It turns out she wasn't actually choking--some liquid just "went down the wrong tube", but in my defence, she was doing the universal choking sign (hand flat on chest, with thumb and forefinger straddling her throat). It was embarrassing for both of us, but especially me. She wasn't mad, even though I was doing some pretty hard back blows.