The most embarrassing thing you've ever done at school

[MetalLuigi1209]

Shes not the only one I like now. Back in middle school, everyone thought that there was "someone special" that everyone liked. Now that I am in high school, I think otherwise, since there are a lot more girls out there for me. For now, I am seeing her as a friend, and Im saying that maybe in a couple of years, things may change.

 

[Silent_Jester]

Yeah MetalLuigi is right. Theres always that one girl who is "The one" Then later completly screws up your life. Now your happy because you know who your friends are and celebrate at the end of the day for just being alive. Oh and starting moshes at dances.

 

[wazgood]

k this happened to my friend a few years back in 7th grade sex-ed

"what's masturbation? is that where you rub your nipples?"


then my other friend in theater got a boner while performing onstage while wearing spandex lolz. i think the auditorium was about half full.

most embarrassing for me is probably teaching my friend the soulja boy dance in the cafeteria, but after the yuuu part i noticed that everyone sitting at the tables around me were staring at me

 

[hugQ Cortex]

One of my most embarrassing moments happened during an 8th grade dance. My jerkish friends conceived the gut-wrenching idea that I should dance with my middle school crush. They were literally pushing me towards the dance floor so that I could unwillingly approach and dance with a girl I've never talked to. She was dancing with two of her friends in what appeared to be a "raving circle," and my friends just flung me onto the open but enclosed dance floor. Now, at the time, I didn't even know how to do the hokie pokie, and I was becoming aware of the surrounding eyes, so naturally my attempts at busting dance moves induced hilarity. I was doing what appeared to be an 80's spinning rave thing with my hands, and I was jumping up and down, alternating my steps, like I was following an instructional exercise video, which caused someone to yell out, "FEEL THE BURN HUGO." About a good half-minute into my dancing tragedy, one of my crush's friends plunged into the floor in an attack of uncontrollable laughter. I think the other girl literally laughed her *** off. Shortly afterwards, to my dismay, my jerkish friends asked my crush if she would like to save the last dance for me or something. Anyway, I later found out that my crush had left the dance early, probably dying from the embarrassment. Five years later I managed to get in contact with her and we talked about how silly that incident was, and she apologized for whatever reason, it wasn't even her fault. So yeah, it's cool.

 

[Seiya]

One of my most embarrassing moments happened during an 8th grade dance. My jerkish friends conceived the gut-wrenching idea that I should dance with my middle school crush. They were literally pushing me towards the dance floor so that I could unwillingly approach and dance with a girl I've never talked to. She was dancing with two of her friends in what appeared to be a "raving circle," and my friends just flung me onto the open but enclosed dance floor. Now, at the time, I didn't even know how to do the hokie pokie, and I was becoming aware of the surrounding eyes, so naturally my attempts at busting dance moves induced hilarity. I was doing what appeared to be an 80's spinning rave thing with my hands, and I was jumping up and down, alternating my steps, like I was following an instructional exercise video, which caused someone to yell out, "FEEL THE BURN HUGO." About a good half-minute into my dancing tragedy, one of my crush's friends plunged into the floor in an attack of uncontrollable laughter. I think the other girl literally laughed her *** off. Shortly afterwards, to my dismay, my jerkish friends asked my crush if she would like to save the last dance for me or something. Anyway, I later found out that my crush had left the dance early, probably dying from the embarrassment. Five years later I managed to get in contact with her and we talked about how silly that incident was, and she apologized for whatever reason, it wasn't even her fault. So yeah, it's cool.

Lol that reminds me about my 8th grade dance. I wanted to dance with my so called "crush" and she wouldn't so like I started crying. 2 years later we talked to each other on the phone and told each other our secrets. She told me she was bi and I told her I was gay(I actually figured it out in 7th grade) So now I have no clue why was I crying over her when I didn't even like girls XD

 

[Pluvia's other account]

Did she ever tell you why she didn't dance with you..?

 

[Seiya]

She was confused. She had 3 guys(Including me) wanting to dance with her. The three of us liked anime as much as she does and so we thought she was perfect.

 

[Silent_Jester]

Thats it? I few common interests. Theres a difference, between friends and crushes.

 

[SirroMinus1]

i walked into a green skinny poll outside when i was about 10.

i fell on a public bus.

i lost to my friends mewtwo with my marth. (that was almost 2 years ago)

 

[hugQ Cortex]

My 8th grade Language Arts teacher was really hot. One day as the class was doing individual work, she walks by my desk, I look up at her, and she gives me a friendly smile. I don't know how I was so out-of-it, maybe I was distracted by her good looks, but I accidentally drooled a little bit onto my desk, and she gives me that embarrassed-for-someone-else ":o" face , quickly averts her gaze, and slowly walks away. My face was as red as a cherry.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

When I was in third grade, I ate this half-cooked cafeteria food, so when I was walking back to my classroom, I felt like I was going to puke, but I had no where to do it, so I ended up throwing up in my bruins hat. Boy I hate half-cooked elementary school cafeteria food.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Oh this reminds me of third grade...

I walked into the classroom in the moring late (bus problems) and I went to my desk in the middle of the room. So theres a garbage by the teacher's desk. I go up to him to say what happened, and he's like "Move quick!". Everybody is like "*Doesn't post name*, move it!".
So then I was all confused. Then, the teacher (a stroing guy) pulls me out of the way just in time for a girl to puke in the garbage (she was running over to it).

 

[hugQ Cortex]

In my freshman year of high school, during Business class, we were doing out-loud class reading, and I _thought_ it was my turn to read a paragraph, so I started reading out loud from my textbook. The teacher stops me after about the first sentence and says "Your name isn't Daniel now is it?" I was like, "Oh ****" Lol.

In that same class, on a different day, I had accidentally fallen asleep in class for the first time ever. The teacher told the kid in front of me to flick my ear until I eventually woke up to find all of my classmates and the teacher staring at me. He said, "Welcome back, Hugo. Got some shut-eye, I hope?" or something to that effect.

 

[bored]

Umm, not sure if this was really embarrassing, but in my Sophomore year my whole English class was sleeping, because it was like the last week of school, so we had free time. Anyhoo, I happened to sleep for about 15 minutes until suddenly I jumped up and started banging on the desk. Everyone in the classroom woke up and the teacher just sat there staring at me like I was a crazy person. But then everyone just went back to sleep. Lol.

 

[The Glory]

This was time i was so embarrased: i was playing with my friends and then this big limo pulls up and a man with an extremely white face and weird nose talks to me. He offered me to go to his house and talk about stuff. I went but only cause i wanted to ride in the limo. Later that day, i wake up back at the school i was before and i find that my *** is in total pain. Till this day i never knew what happened...

 

[Navo]

wow.. your pretty funny there buddy...

 

[The Glory]

wow.. your pretty funny there buddy...

Haha, thanks. Of course, it's not real. I was trying to be like that 1 dude who made a story up and kept saying it was the best.

But seriously embarrasing moments happen to me almost every day. Like today when everyone was taking a test i had this weird cough throughout the whole thing and some people were distracted by it and they didnt get to finish...

 

[MattDel]

Haha, thanks. Of course, it's not real. I was trying to be like that 1 dude who made a story up and kept saying it was the best.

im glad he finally stopped posting that story... don't start reposting yours now...

 

[Kyari]

well, i did recite the pokerap to all my english class in the 9th grade... i dunno if that's as embarrassing as it is pathetic though

 

[Konpaku]

This was time i was so embarrased: i was playing with my friends and then this big limo pulls up and a man with an extremely white face and weird nose talks to me. He offered me to go to his house and talk about stuff. I went but only cause i wanted to ride in the limo. Later that day, i wake up back at the school i was before and i find that my *** is in total pain. Till this day i never knew what happened...

Wow, no candy?

 

[Weed]

Last year..public speaking assignment.

What a huge fail that was:

"hi, my name is... ...i have interests...
...grandfatherworldwartwo...nazis..
..i like the color orange.... AM I DONE YET??"

 

[Pink Reaper]

I confessed my feelings to a girl I love...........



seriously, you think public speaking is hard, try that >.<

 

[Pluvia's other account]

Umm, not sure if this was really embarrassing, but in my Sophomore year my whole English class was sleeping, because it was like the last week of school, so we had free time. Anyhoo, I happened to sleep for about 15 minutes until suddenly I jumped up and started banging on the desk. Everyone in the classroom woke up and the teacher just sat there staring at me like I was a crazy person. But then everyone just went back to sleep. Lol.

You woke up and started banging on the desk..?

 

[hugQ Cortex]

On Sunday, on my way back to college on the Greyhound bus, I got sleep paralysis again and started consciously making freaky gagging/snoring noises hoping that the person sitting next to me would shake me out of it. Unfortunately, she was asleep too, so the person next to her shook my shoulder and I snapped out of it. People around me were looking to see what that weird noise was. **** you sleep paralysis >_<

 

[Navo]

Haha, thanks. Of course, it's not real. I was trying to be like that 1 dude who made a story up and kept saying it was the best.

I guess you didn't catch my sarcasm lol

 

[bored]

You woke up and started banging on the desk..?

Yeah, let me explain that a little better. I was sleeping, I was actually dreaming then something startled me, so I suddenly woke up and slammed my hands down on the desk.

 

[Mandalore]

I don't have many embarassing moments in my life and I can't really think of one.

It reminds me of one my friend had during Japanese class last semester. Our teacher is Japanese (obviously) and my friend is an American. My teacher was having a really bad day and wasn't in the mood for any funny business. However, my friend didn't know that. He told her, "You killed my grandfather in World War II". He didn't think she'd hear him, but she did. She just slammed her hands on the desk and shouted, "I wish I killed you instead!"

The whole class went silent for the next twenty minutes. He felt so bad.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

Yeah, let me explain that a little better. I was sleeping, I was actually dreaming then something startled me, so I suddenly woke up and slammed my hands down on the desk.

Oh, that's ok then.

I was thinking of something completely different.

 

[brawlpro]

Someone called me a terrorist today

 

[Shök]

that sucks brawlpro lol, to much racism at your school

 

[Jammer]

Heh, it was pretty awesome when an Afghani kid at my school dressed up as a terrorist for Halloween. Another kid had dressed up as a S.W.A.T. team member. They had a mini battle in the hallway.

 

[Megavitamins]

Today in English Class we had a pop quiz.The quiz was on chapter 1 of The Outsiders, which we were supposed to read for homework. There were only two questions (I think it was just to make people actullay do their homework, now that they know there may be pop quizzes) and both were pretty easy. Anyway, the last question is who is the wisecracker of the group, and the answer can be either two-bit Mathews or Keith Mathews.

Anyway, three kids put as the answer two-bit Mathews a.k.a. Keith Mathews. They were the only kids in the class who wrote that as an answer. They all sit really close nearby to each other so the teacher thinks they cheated. I sit nearby, and I didn't hear them speak so I doubt they did. The desks are also a good distance away, so I don't think they did it silently.

Back to the story, at the end of the class she yells at the whole class "I'm disapointed in these grades, and if you want to stay in advanced you had better shape up!" She then demands to see the three kids in the hallway, and starts yelling at them. We can hear her from the closed door. Then she stops yelling so we just sit there quietly, wondering what's going on.

One of the students (girl) comes in crying. Of course, us being little 8th graders all start asking what had happened. Apparently, the teacher had decided to give them all 0s and probally something else, but I'm not too sure. Still, I felt horrible for the girl and the quiz was out of 50 points, so it was obviously gonna bring her average down by a bunch.

Now that I think about it, I guess it's no wonder the teacher assumed they cheated, since they all sit practically right next to each other.

 

[omfgomfg]

more prejudice than embarassinng

 

[falcofang236]

ah, yay, finally finished reading 10 pages of updates rawr...

we were at lunch one day and my friend spit frappuccino all over me. I start like coughing and retching and everyone starts laughing at me.

 

[brawlpro]

that sucks brawlpro lol, to much racism at your school

Sort of, thing is I was called a terrorist after being called a *** AND a cracker, it made no sense, I'd say theres like %35 of the students who only get along with their race over here.

Heh, it was pretty awesome when an Afghani kid at my school dressed up as a terrorist for Halloween. Another kid had dressed up as a S.W.A.T. team member. They had a mini battle in the hallway.

haha wow.

 

[Keitaro]

In 5th grade I cried after losing a stuffed frog keychain thing from my keychain. The teacher said no one will leave the school till it was found and later I found out one of my friends had taken it. Surprisingly no one laughed at me but **** was I a loser

 

[hugQ Cortex]

In 11th grade I accidentally kicked the girl who sat in front of me in Geometry in the butt. Sometimes I like to have my legs crossed like real men do, and I like to switch positions every so often. So when I switched, I accidentally tapped her bottom (it's one of those desks chairs without a back covering) with my foot. I'm alright though, she was a good friend of mine. In fact, she responded, flirtatiously, "Hugo, why did you kick me in the butt?" I said something stupid like she gives me spasms, I don't really remember. No wait, that's what I SHOULD have said, haha. I think what I really said was, "It was an accident, I swear" or something, and she just laughed.

 

[brawlpro]

Thats not rly embarassing if that was her responce HAHAHAHAHA........

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Your name is hugo?

 

[hugQ Cortex]

Yep.

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