The most embarrassing thing you've ever done at school

[supersonicdjs]

I was sleeping in Gym class. (If Thats Possible)

And the teacher was out of the room.

Theres this guy that likes me in my class and I HATE him.

So, he saw the teacher was out of the room.

He stripped my top off!

When I woke up, I was topless.

Everyone laughed at me.

The guy who was in love with me stole my bra and had some quality time with my "Body" if you know what I mean.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

WHAT? WHAT? That is absolutely fake. There could not be a kid that perverted that could get away with that in school. I'm gonna call that BS. The way you told it seemed fake too. Yeah right.

 

[supersonicdjs]

Oh, wait...

Im mixing TWO stories up.

That was my brother doing that to me at HOME.




But there really WAS somebody who had a crush on me at school. I HATED that person.

 

[shinodude]

ok im home and have gotten 10 hours of sleep, yay me. =D


jgrant's story reminded me of a moment that happend last year(9th grade)

I was taking the living skills class and it was the time of the year to do baby projects. so I took home a baby and have it for 2 days. when you have one and it cries in class you gota take it out side. so in my Avid class we had a guest speaker from some company and my baby began to cry so I quickly picked it up and dashed toward the door and I guess my avid teacher didnt leave the door open like she usually did so I ran into it with my head and made a loud thud noise and class laughed at me =/ I was lucky I didnt fall and hurt my baby cause that thing was my ticket to passing living skills.

 

[supersonicdjs]

^ I LOL'ed.


My MOST embarassing moment? Hmm....



I was having a fight at recess. The whole class was watching me.

I was trying to trip him, but he grabbed me by the neck and slammed me on the ground.

I stood there in the middle of the class and cried.

The class laughed at me crying.

Good thing my Sister backed me up.

 

[supersonicdjs]

She unzipped my pants and placed her hand on my ****.

That must have been the happiest moment of your life.

 

[Bailey]

Um supersonic are you a boy or girl?

 

[Jammer]

It's a she, or maybe a guy with man-boobs who wears a bra.

Also, supersonic, please be honest in your stories. It's actually quite easy to tell when someone's lying.

 

[Red Exodus]

Yeah, SS sounds like a boy trying to get some lulz from reactions.

One time I tried to jump over a bend and my foot hit the bench on the way up and I feel over it and landed on my face/chest. I got winded, busted my lip and had a mouth full of dirt but I felt so dumb. I just ease away when people are doing stupid stuns now.

Oh yeah, luckily only my friends were there so there was no story to tell but one of my friends used to trip up a lot, he even tripped on some pebbles that were in the road once.

 

[Circus]

One time I tried to jump over a bend and my foot hit the bench on the way up and I feel over it and landed on my face/chest. I got winded, busted my lip and had a mouth full of dirt but I felt so dumb. I just ease away when people are doing stupid stuns now.

OUCH.

I felt that as I read it.

My most embarrassing moment at school also happens to be one of my nerdiest.

My sophomore year of highschool, I took Phys Ed. to get it out of the way (I had to take it at some point during my high school career, and the last thing I wanted to do was put it off to my senior year like all my friends have done). The class was pretty small, I'd say only about 12 boys at the most, but most of them were younger and much more into sports than I. So I felt pretty lame already.

FIRST DAY of class, we do all the exams so we can compare how we are now to how much we may have improved toward the end of the class. Running the track, high jump, shuttle run, sit-ups, chin-ups, push-ups, ****-ups, whatever. Anyway, I managed to get myself pretty nauseous after the 100m. There was one more exam to do, but I felt too sick to do it.

As noble as my efforts to slow my breathing and relax my stomach were, sure enough, I felt my breakfast starting to come up, sprinted to a trashcan and hurled right there in the gym. That pretty much made me the loner in that class, as I expected to be anyway. Though, I figured I could've made a more dignified first impression than that. My gym teacher (bless his soul) probably mentally rolled his eyes at me and thought "This kid's blowing chunks on the first day; I'll be lucky not to kill before the end of the semester".

And as much as I hate that memory, judging by some of the stories I've seen in here, I guess I should count myself lucky (and knock on wood, since my senior year isn't over yet).

 

[Bli33ard]

Yep. Threw up COMPLETELY in front of the top maths group in Year 8/Grade 8. Took the whole lesson time to get it fixed for the next. And it went all over my friend's bag, so I had to get him a new one.

Owned.

 

[Bailey]

Ok I just wanna know because those stories confuse me.

 

[omfgomfg]

I was playing hackysack and went for the hacky when it was too far kicking really hard and back flipping onto my chin. Busted my teeth broke open my chin were u could see the bone but it didnt hurt too much I jsut fealt like a douche cuz i got up and was like am Iokay and too kmy hand off my chin and blood was squirting out lol. Stiches are lame.

the utmost sympathy for you

 

[supersonicdjs]

I had a heavy backpack full of EVERYTHING I did that day, and I tripped down the stairs.

It was horrible.

 

[Bailey]

lol falling is funny as long as it doesn't happen to you.

 

[supersonicdjs]

It DID happen to me!

And it happens a lot as im known to be clumsy...

 

[G_mellowzz]

haha embarrassing moments? I've got tons of them. Unfortunately for me, I don't particularly respect or follow rules that I can't understand or just seem to do no harm. And I get caught every time I do something I'm not supposed to. Anyways, as for my story, we were having a sort of "outdoors" day. and everyone in our academy was well..outdoors. The weather prediction for the day was a light, 30 minute(at most)rain. Therefore, I dressed appropriately. Around like 2, the rain began. 10 minuets later, I saw a chick who supposedly digs me and who wore a white shirt..so she was like under the trees a good 60 yards away from everyone else. I was wearing a black hoodie, so I did the gentleman like thing..but when i got to her(she apparently didn't notice me) she took off her shirt(she had extra clothes in her book bag). As if that wasn't embarrasing enough(for both of us), like half of our class(including our teacher) followed me because I was acting "suspicious"(-_-) In the end, we were both sent indoors(in different rooms) and had a detention because our teacher thought we were going to **** and all that.. meh that was a particularly suckish day...
Moral? If you see a girl in school property hiding in the trees wearing a wet white shirt...just stay away.If shes not in school property..

 

[Cold Beans]

I thank i done grabbed ma girl *** in the middle of class boy and that **** teacher done told me sexul harasment.

 

[Megavitamins]

I just remembered a few stories....

Today we had gym and played dodgeball. I'm pretty good, if you ask me. Anyway, some kid threw a ball at me and I ducked, but when I did that I tripped and landed on my back. To make things worse, there was a special ed. kid in our class and while I was on my back he got me out... I was annoyed and embarrrased because I think I'm one of the best in the class.

Time for story number 2: In my Elementary school, there was no school lunch, so we all would bring our own food for lunch. And there were alot of kids that brought different food than I was used to (Some of it smelled pretty bad too if you ask me) so I puked alot of times during lunch. In total, I would guess like 10 times in all....

In seventh grade there was a really mean science teacher. One time we were learning about the human body and bones, so he had decided to give us a tes on about where 20 of the human bones were located. (He had given us about 4 days to study, more than enough) There was also this girl that was kinda of... bad in his class. (We all knew because she never did her homework, didn't know the answer if called on, ect) So we all take the test.
The day afterword, he says he's is disapointed with the majority of the grades. He then reads them outloud to the class, but doesn't say who got what grade. It went something like this:
All of the grades are high except for a few, which are all in the 60s/70s. Then he reads out a really really bad grade :15!
We all know who had gotten it and some of the bullies in the class made fun of her and called her stupid. Man, I feel bad for her.

Last story: We had a track meet recently, and due to my coach's horrible schedule we barely have practice. Like once a week. So, the three weeks prior to the meet I hadn't ran at all. I ran the 1500m, (Almost a mile) and got dead last. I even got LAPPED by the kid who got first. What made it worse was that my crush was also on the track team and saw me get killed

 

[Bailey]

Isn't Dodge ball like illegal now in schools??

 

[MuraRengan]

Well, this story is pretty much the most humiliating ever. First you have to know the scenario.

1. A 7 mile walk.
2. Over 100 people.
3. I haven't taken a crap in 3 days (haven't realized it either).

I think you see where this is going. Yes, I crapped myself. At the beginning of a 7 mile walk. First I heard my stomach rumble and I thought "****, how long has it been since I've been to the bathroom?" A few minutes later *explicit*Crap forces itself out of my *** with no possible resistance. It happened about 4 times. *explicit* (To add to the embarassment of the situation I was a new student.) I eased my way to the back of the line (way in the back). At the rest station I sit far away from all the students, etc.

Time Passes in the same fashion and nobody has realized that i've crapped myself. Everyone asks, "Do you smell that? Did someone step in something." I'm doing a pretty good job kepping it hidden (I hope).

Finally when the walk is half over we reach a rest station that has a bathroom. I dart over, finish clearing my bowls, and wrap the 80% brown underwear in over 9000 layers of toiler paper and throw them away for some un-suspecting janitor to find.

Now, the walk continues. I have on no underwear and am wearing shorts (that still hint the smell of ****.) And somehow, I can't seem to avoid the very hot girls from class. So, the rest of the walk ensues with me hoping that puberty doesn't decide have an unexpected episode with puberty. I managed the rest of the walk by keeping silent and making myself as unnoticeable as possible.

Time passes, and the bus arrives. Unfortunately, I have to sit in the front, and people are trying to talk to me. When I get back to camp, I immediately throw away the shorts I'm wearing and shower for 30 minutes. I promised I'd never tell anyone this story but this is the internet.

 

[Red Exodus]

Aw man that is the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard. I'm afraid of that happening to me.

You're lucky no one found out or you'd never live it down.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Well, this story is pretty much the most humiliating ever. First you have to know the scenario.

1. A 7 mile walk.
2. Over 100 people.
3. I haven't taken a crap in 3 days (haven't realized it either).

I think you see where this is going. Yes, I crapped myself. At the beginning of a 7 mile walk. First I heard my stomach rumble and I thought "****, how long has it been since I've been to the bathroom?" A few minutes later *explicit*Crap forces itself out of my *** with no possible resistance. It happened about 4 times. *explicit* (To add to the embarassment of the situation I was a new student.) I eased my way to the back of the line (way in the back). At the rest station I sit far away from all the students, etc.

Time Passes in the same fashion and nobody has realized that i've crapped myself. Everyone asks, "Do you smell that? Did someone step in something." I'm doing a pretty good job kepping it hidden (I hope).

Finally when the walk is half over we reach a rest station that has a bathroom. I dart over, finish clearing my bowls, and wrap the 80% brown underwear in over 9000 layers of toiler paper and throw them away for some un-suspecting janitor to find.

Now, the walk continues. I have on no underwear and am wearing shorts (that still hint the smell of ****.) And somehow, I can't seem to avoid the very hot girls from class. So, the rest of the walk ensues with me hoping that puberty doesn't decide have an unexpected episode with puberty. I managed the rest of the walk by keeping silent and making myself as unnoticeable as possible.

Time passes, and the bus arrives. Unfortunately, I have to sit in the front, and people are trying to talk to me. When I get back to camp, I immediately throw away the shorts I'm wearing and shower for 30 minutes. I promised I'd never tell anyone this story but this is the internet.

Haha I really enjoyed this one. It was well written...and really embarresing. I hate when stuff like that happens.

Walking/running + The need to crap = Uh-oh

 

[Jammer]

I think you see where this is going. Yes, I crapped myself. At the beginning of a 7 mile walk.

I was at that camp when we had the 7 mile walk.

Just so you know, we all figured out that you were the one who smelled so bad. It was sort of obvious, with you going so slowly, trying to be inconspicuous. I think everybody knew by the time we passed that big tree.

Trust me, you didn't smell much better after dumping your dirty underwear at the rest stop.

I never thought I'd meet "the poopy kid" online. Remember me? I'm John. I slept in the bunk in the corner?






Oh man I'm totally joking. Please don't cry. My name is not John, and I don't actually know who you are. Sorry if I scared you. Also, how much did I scare you? Was I convincing?

P.S.: Your story was awesome.

 

[MysticKenji]

LOL @ Jammer's mindgames

Good story Mura

 

[MuraRengan]

Oh man I'm totally joking. Please don't cry. My name is not John, and I don't actually know who you are. Sorry if I scared you. Also, how much did I scare you? Was I convincing?

It wasn't that convincing, only because there was no John in my cabin. Nice try though. Thx for reading.

 

[Bailey]

lol. Jammer picks the most used name in the country lol. I woulda been like my name is Jeanika lol I was in the back

 

[Jammer]

It wasn't that convincing, only because there was no John in my cabin. Nice try though. Thx for reading.

Aw, too bad, I guess. It was worth a shot.

There was a big tree, though, right? There's always a "big tree" on hiking trips.

 

[brawlpro]

Yea so I'm goin to a new school in 3 days, I'll post if anything embarassing happens >__>;

 

[matsu]

the most embarasing thing that happened to me at school also the most embarasing thing thats ever happened to me in my life. there was this guy on the high school soccer team named scott i had a huge crush on him. i sometimes talked to him, but it was always brief. one day, during lunch, i saw him and some of his friends standing in a hallway. i was going to walk up to him and say hi. keep in mind i was wearing a long skirt. there was this girl in my math class that always picked on me, she sometimes talked to scott she was very mean. she happen to be nearby when i went to go say hi to him. when i walked up to him to say hi, she pantsed me infront of him. they imeditaly began laughing. i pulled my long skirt up, and ran to the bathroom. i was crying my eyes out. at that moment i just wanted to die. -.- i was so embarased tramatized and hurt from what happened, i didnt even bother telling on her. ever since this happened i was too embaresed to ever talk to scott again

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Well, I'm gonna do a little bump for this thread. I have two stories, although the second one (Which happened this morning) isn't embarrassing, it was hilarious.

1. In english class, we were reading out steps for this assignment. I had to read one of the paragraphs, so I start. Half way through, for some reason, I just burst out laughing. I have no clue what was funny, I was just laughing. My english teacher is really cool, so she thought it was pretty funny...except then she told me to start over...So I get a few words in and start cracking up some more. I try to go on, but I can hardly get out a sentence. It was funny. It happens all the time for some reason now. It really sucks, because one time, I was at a kid's church thing for middle school, so there was this one girl who told us about how her freind was starting to smoke with these depressed kids, and it was really sad, and I just started laughing...

2. This morning, I was in science class. Our teacher rides a motorcycle, can pilot airplanes, took college biology, was a fire fighter, and just about every other thing you can imagine. He knows alot of stuff. Because of this, he goes of about other things almost every class (We'll be talking about atoms and somehow he'll end up talking about wasps and bees). So today, something came up about dissecting things, and all of the sudden, he was saying stuff about the liver. He said, "It's like a big, brown, sack." Everyone in the class instantly started cracking up, because it was like the teacher had no idea what he just said. "It's ugly. It's just this ugly sack." he continued. I think my eyes were tearing because it was so funny at the time. Yes, this is a true story.

 

[Jacobcc]

Well, I'm gonna do a little bump for this thread. I have two stories, although the second one (Which happened this morning) isn't embarrassing, it was hilarious.

1. In english class, we were reading out steps for this assignment. I had to read one of the paragraphs, so I start. Half way through, for some reason, I just burst out laughing. I have no clue what was funny, I was just laughing. My english teacher is really cool, so she thought it was pretty funny...except then she told me to start over...So I get a few words in and start cracking up some more. I try to go on, but I can hardly get out a sentence. It was funny. It happens all the time for some reason now. It really sucks, because one time, I was at a kid's church thing for middle school, so there was this one girl who told us about how her freind was starting to smoke with these depressed kids, and it was really sad, and I just started laughing...

2. This morning, I was in science class. Our teacher rides a motorcycle, can pilot airplanes, took college biology, was a fire fighter, and just about every other thing you can imagine. He knows alot of stuff. Because of this, he goes of about other things almost every class (We'll be talking about atoms and somehow he'll end up talking about wasps and bees). So today, something came up about dissecting things, and all of the sudden, he was saying stuff about the liver. He said, "It's like a big, brown, sack." Everyone in the class instantly started cracking up, because it was like the teacher had no idea what he just said. "It's ugly. It's just this ugly sack." he continued. I think my eyes were tearing because it was so funny at the time. Yes, this is a true story.

LMFAO..second story was funny

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Nice Mr.Lombardi, way to keep this thread alive.
Well, I had a close call a few weeks back, my body has this "rule" where if I eat past like 7 on a weekday, then I gotta take a s*** the next day at school... idk y, but I just do... So, my sister was home for college one day, and she bought me to kfc at around 8 at night, and the next day I had to go bad in my first period class, biology. In bio, my teacher never lets kids go to the bathroom, and luckily, my stomachache passed. Then I had Spanish... for an hour and a half... and the feeling returned. I always thought that my spanish teacher never let kids go to the bathroom, but luckily, she let me go that day. I get really embarrased if someone finds out that I took a s*** in school, but luckily, I didn't take long. That was a lucky day for me, and NEVER eat kfc before a school day lol, cuz your gonna regret it.

 

[Weed]

I ran into a basketball pole once in grade 6 at a high speed. Was looking the other way due to tag, wasn't ballin'

 

[~Krystal~]

Back in high school I lost a bet and had to sing Like A Virgin during lunch in front of everyone. >_<

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Lombardi's dark side - Episode one.

Lol it's funny after so much time...

Well, one time I made this girl I liked think I was emo...I'll go into that when I feel like it...It wasn't directly embarising at the time, but looking back I feel like an idiot. I'll tell you guys later.

Okay everyone, my bump just wasn't quite enough. If anyone here has been a follower of this thread since the beggining, you would know about the epicness that is this story. I mentioned it and everyone was curious at the time. I never posted it - Until now. Everybody, please, tell every proomer around, this is a good one (I hope).

Okay...well, where to start...Alright, so I was in 6th grade. I was in a spanish class. There was this girl in it that I liked named Carly (I REALLY doubt she's a member...if she was, than it would be that much more of a loss). She was pretty, except she didn't talk alot like all the other popular girls like that. Sometimes you can't tell if a girl is all social like that, and I couldn't tell for her.

3rd quarter of spanish, my best class, starts. We changed seats. First, let me give you some backround knowledge. At the time, I was completely un-social. I didn't know what was really nerdy, or what emo was, or how to make a joke...I was short (Still am), shorter than most people.

Now, spanish. You know what happened next. I get put in a seat. Then, the teacher is looking at people to put next to me. At first she was like, "okay, um, mathew, go sit next to him" and then she was like,"Wait, Actually, Carly's gonna sit there."

There I was. Completely clueless to the social world, sitting next to a girl I liked.

Tune in Tommorow to see what happens! That's right, I'm gonna pull a Ryan Seacrest on y'all. I will have a few episodes of this epic tale as my ultimate revival of this thread! Tune in and tell everyone!

 

[Blackadder]

Okay everyone, my bump just wasn't quite enough. If anyone here has been a follower of this thread since the beggining, you would know about the epicness that is this story. I mentioned it and everyone was curious at the time. I never posted it - Until now. Everybody, please, tell every proomer around, this is a good one (I hope).

Okay...well, where to start...Alright, so I was in 6th grade. I was in a spanish class. There was this girl in it that I liked named Carly (I REALLY doubt she's a member...if she was, than it would be that much more of a loss). She was pretty, except she didn't talk alot like all the other popular girls like that. Sometimes you can't tell if a girl is all social like that, and I couldn't tell for her.

3rd quarter of spanish, my best class, starts. We changed seats. First, let me give you some backround knowledge. At the time, I was completely un-social. I didn't know what was really nerdy, or what emo was, or how to make a joke...I was short (Still am), shorter than most people.

Now, spanish. You know what happened next. I get put in a seat. Then, the teacher is looking at people to put next to me. At first she was like, "okay, um, mathew, go sit next to him" and then she was like,"Wait, Actually, Carly's gonna sit there."

There I was. Completely clueless to the social world, sitting next to a girl I liked.

Tune in Tommorow to see what happens! That's right, I'm gonna pull a Ryan Seacrest on y'all. I will have a few episodes of this epic tale as my ultimate revival of this thread! Tune in and tell everyone!

...*Snort*
So now I have to check out stories on SWF as epic 7 part series?
Only one word thing for it...

CURSE YOU CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

 

[DeadtoSin]

Well, we were practicing our beta club skit (Its an honors society, but its not at all exclusive), and I was one of the dancing cows. We had singers, cowboys, and cowgirls all doing there thing. They were square dancing through the songs, and the all we were the comic relief. When don't fence me in came along the cowboys and cowgirls chased us, etc. We did it in front of the entire state beta club... Texas is a big state too just so you know.

Anyway, some of the mothers of the beta club students literally handmade us cow suits complete with a swishy tail, horns, and then they bought us a cowbell to put around our necks.

 

[Megavitamins]

Not really embarrasing, but REALLY FUNNY. In science class my teacher was going over some atoms and he started to diagram it. At first he drew two atoms, then an arrow next to them to show how they changed. It looked like a... umm.. male *part* and it was so funny xD. All of the other student started to take pictures of it with their phones. The best part is that the teacher had no idea what was so funny!

 

[MysticKenji]

Tune in Tommorow to see what happens!

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