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The most embarrassing thing you've ever done at school

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digitalmaster287

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An embarrassing thing that just recently happened to me went like this: Me, my girlfriend, and my friend were sitting next to each other, in that order. Now, he's Filipino, so his arm is pretty much naturally hairless. So, I move to put my arm around my girlfriend, because she seemed a bit down and I just wanted to cheer her up, BUT my friend is right there, sitting somewhat close I suppose. So, when I put my arm around, my hand lands, not on her shoulder, but on his...and I don't immediately notice this, because like I said, his arm feels somewhat the same. So I just slightly stroke it...and then feel that it's oddly muscular. That's when I realize my mistake and suddenly freak out and pull my arm back. Luckily, he didn't really think anything of it, he just thought it was a form of Gay Chicken (a game which is oddly popular at my school, which is basically two guys acting gay towards each other, stroking and such until one chickens out). At least, I hope he thought that, but it was never really mentioned again by either of us, thankfully...
 
wool

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We were in a soccer game against our school rival. The rivalry is pretty huge and well known in the area so a lot of people came to watch. I always play center defense or sweeper. So the ball ricocheted off the post and came to me. Obviously I was supposed to clear the ball so that the other team wouldnt shoot and maybe score. Sadly I whiffed the ball and they took it and it was an easy goal.

It was bad enough that my teammates were pissed off, but it was much worse since over 200 people were watching the game.
 
The Phazon Assassin

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I'm not sure, I think I had one of those moments where you forget where you are, just for like a few seconds.

I farted. Loud. I mean teacher shuts up, class turns head, then laughter ensues loud. At first, I was a little embarrassed. I look back on it, and I say "Good stuff, dude."

Another incident. I was in my Algebra 2 Rapid class. that class was pretty tough, but my teacher was amazing. Anyway, I was chatting with a friend behind me during a lesson. Teach calls on me and says "What do you know about this equation?" I saw it, and it looked like it was in Hebrew. My response was "I....know nothing." Before the class begins laughing, he says "That's right" and proceeds to do stuff that I can't remember.

The lesson? Sometimes it's good to not know things, just know the right times to actually state it.
 
NeverKnowsBest

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Getting caught in the bathroom with 7 girls at my 8th grade Morp. (Prom spelled backwards.) I was so blown that I got thrown out for like 45 minutes till my vice principle was like super cool and let me back in.
 
thaxceptional1

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^quit lieing...u never got 7 girls. what happened was u got caught smoking weed in the bathroom, and the principle caught u.
 
NeverKnowsBest

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^ ROFL! I am not joking. My friend was signaling me to get out of the bathroom when it wasn't even his business in the first place as to what I was doing and that is how I got caught. He had his body halfway through the girls bathroom door telling me to come out and our 3rd grade teacher who was chaperoning saw him. I was stupid enough to think going into a stall would hide me....Gawd I was an idiot.
 
IKOU

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i was with my two best friends and we were jumping over one of those yellow tape lines and i tripped jumping over it and landed on my face. one of my shoes came 2 inches from racking me and the other flew like 10 feet away. when i got up the 3 of us couldnt stop laughing. then the next day i was with those same people and we were bringing in soda packs and one of the ones my friend was holding broke so she trailed coke everywhere in the gym
 
Fuelbi

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IKOU said:
i was with my two best friends and we were jumping over one of those yellow tape lines and i tripped jumping over it and landed on my face. one of my shoes came 2 inches from racking me and the other flew like 10 feet away. when i got up the 3 of us couldnt stop laughing. then the next day i was with those same people and we were bringing in soda packs and one of the ones my friend was holding broke so she trailed coke everywhere in the gym
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lulz!!!!!!1
 
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HyruleSeas

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Last year I got this bright idea to ask out a girl during our homecoming.... so when it came time I was going to ask here when I tripped a guy ad it caued a domino affect. But she did say yes.
 
sammy p

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HyruleSeas said:
Last year I got this bright idea to ask out a girl during our homecoming.... so when it came time I was going to ask here when I tripped a guy ad it caued a domino affect. But she did say yes.
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so thats a plus!!
jhonestly i dont think i remember an embarassing moment YET! im sure theres something but i tend to keep a low profile until i get home, THEN i act like a dork!
 
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our school banned wearing shorts during the spring because alot of sluts were wearing short shorts, and alot of people were pissed and started all these dumb things like petitions, T-shirts that say "allow wearing shorts" or something like that, but what i did was


























































































































































































































































































i wore a skirt to school xD
 
Vect0r

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During gym class in 3rd grade in elementary school, I suffered from diarrhea. It wasn't a pleasant experience to say the least.

Well that's not my fault though. I didn't "do" it, I just had it at a really bad moment.
I've always been a good kid in school. I didn't do much wrong.
 
Zeiro

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Hm. Probably in eighth grade. We had one of those "fill in the blanks" things. They ask for a noun, adjective or verb, and you plug what you choose into a sentence and it sounds funny.

Well I went up to read mine, and I immediately started snorting to avoid laughing. Then I snorted and I blew snot all over the paper. Bloody snot. Then I went to the back to sit down and wipe it clean and my nose started bleeding. The hot chick I happened to sit next to thought it was disgusting and said she was about to puke. So after bleeding all over my desk and paper I excused myself from class and cleaned my nose. I went home because my white shirt was all stained with blood.

I got out of school that day. I was scared to go back to Lit the next day.

Oh yeah I ran into the bathroom door once, and fell on my *** trying to slide across a wet floor, I did all kinds of stupid stuff.
 
127crazie

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Let's see...

I wet my pants 5 times from Kindergarden to 2nd Grade, and pooped in them at least twice in that time frame too.

In the 7th grade I established a reputation for making loud, squeaky farts, but only during tests.

I popped a pimple in the middle of my forehead in math class once, bleeding onto my desk and making a huge mark on my skin. Everyone noticed.

I once had diarrhea in Home-Ec class. I left a few minutes in and proceeded to go clog two out of the four toilets in the men's room; my friend walked into the bathroom in the middle of it and heard me sploshing away. I didn't know he had walked in, so I finally finished and left the stall just to see him and make eye contact. That was embarrassing!

And in my first year of middle school, 6th grade, I was weird around this one good looking girl; when we got a new seating chart and she sat down next to me, I sat on the floor. The teacher asked me what I was doing and I held up the class for 5-10 minutes.

That's all, take your pick I guess.
 
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i found out in 6th grade i had an allergy to a food i dont know the name of. i was in school eating that food. when i got back to class all my gums were puffy........ lets just say i kinda went down a few ranks in the popularity tier that day. i couldnt get a girlfriend for like 2 years
 
IKOU

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there was this one time after a school basketball game that i thought it was raining so i went to go tell my friend in the gym, when she got outside she pointed out that it was the sprinklers (it was 11:00 and dark, shut up), the weird thing is that she's usually the blond one
 
ƸArcher¤AngelusƷ

ƸArcher¤AngelusƷ

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hm ... ^^ i am a klutx i am known in my highschool for falling down the stairs 11 times...<.<
in kindergarden i punched my best freind for making fun of me.......i went into the boys bathroom by accident while there were boys there.in middle school i kinda ^^ decided to bullie my bullie back by just pushing him,....i did and he fell down sprianed his ancle and started crying....i felt so bad that i applogized and helped him up but he was scared of me know and so were his other freinds.....i acciendtly touched my freins *** becasue he was in front of me and my freind slaped my hand and yeah it made contact....XD ome dude in PE was walking backwards and landed on me -_-,and etc. ^^
 
Fuelbi

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well one day i was walking in the halls with my friend to the bathroom when i accidentally slapped his ***. yeah you know when you walk and you swing your arms? well i kinda misfired
 
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superkid

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omfgomfg said:
I like this better than the pool thread.

Well mine is...
I failed one of those 20 point quizzes.
One of those sixth grade ones where you had to memorize a few major bones (like the phalanges) and muscles in the body. It was horrible. I even got a lower score than mostly everyone else. Only few passed. And I usually trumped them at science. (This isn't biology this is just a general intro to science). The teacher said that every one of us who failed would do horribly on the test. Then I learned that this girl in the class had to leave early for vacation (she was smart) and had to take the test early (100 points). She got a 99 and the teacher told us about how good she did and we all felt horrible. Unlike the quiz, this test covered all the bones and muscles. I was like, "HELL." Luckily after we took the test I found out I got full score and I got to shove it in everyone's face-especially that girl when she got back.

So why was it embarrassing to fail? Because I was always top of that class and that was the first and only school-related failure in my life. Few people saw though. Hehe.
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dude on what school are you i had those bones stuff and muscles when i was 11-12 were learning about ovulation and embryos and **** now fricking :psycho:
 
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