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The most embarrassing thing you've ever done at school
- Thread starter Silent_Jester
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Mr.Lombardi34
Smash Ace
I have something that is like this - Not really embarresing, but I felt awful about it at first...
My freind has a big hill in his back yard. I was in 5ht grade and it was really snowy. I take this awesome sled that goes really fast. He has this cute little dog that was playing with all of us (There were about 4 people there). I start going down a hill and I can't controll it, and I yell for my freinds to move. They did, I tried to grab the snow but the dog was still in front of me. I ran over it like an ant. Even though it was a plastic sled I was really worried I turned around and the dog is running around barking at me - He was fine.
flaco
The Terminator
oh another thing I did Isaw my best friend have sex in school by accident lol
Okay, how is it possible to have sex on accident?
Oh, you meant it was an accident that you saw it. Could you possible elaborate a bit?
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
im surprised that lightshade hasnt reposted that same story again for like the 5th time yet... lol
( maybe i shouldn't encourage him though
)
( maybe i shouldn't encourage him though
)MattDel
Smash Apprentice
oh it was an accident: this guy and this girl were both just walking around without pants on... haha... jk jk...
Druggedfox
Smash Champion
Lol grammar misusage. @ Jammer, I am sure he meant he accidentally saw them lol. Please stay on topic every1, this thread is too awesome to get closed. Some1 post a story pl0x, B4 I go to bed I will raid my childhood memories thinking of an embarrassing moment. (By childhood memories I mean anything within the last two years =) XD)
Peace
Peace
Lightshade
Smash Ace
I take serious offense to this statement and this entire thread for not beleiving that you can fart and ejaculate at the same time. Seriously, stop being offensive guys.
Volrec
Smash Lord
It's not about believing you, it's just that you're a cocky ******* that has posted his story 3, what, 4 times now or something.
I can't tell if Lightshade is being funny on purpose or by accident. If you're being serious, Lightshade, then sorry; I'll stop.
Okay, embarrassing moments...
Well, about the kid who cut his scrotum, and had it inspected by his dad and the doctor: that was pretty funny. I'd probably not tell anyone if I were him because I have privacy issues. I remember I hurt my coccyx (tailbone) once really bad, but I wouldn't let anyone help me.
Here's one: We were having a pizza party in a class at school. I claimed I could eat 15 slices of pizza, thinking that I would only be able to eat three before they ran out. Well, it didn't run out, and I kept eating slice after slice. I was full at slice 7 (they weren't too big, and I can eat a lot). I was bursting at slice 11. But I ate the promised 15 slices of pizza.
I was feeling really sick, so I went to the bathroom. A couple other kids went with me and saw me puke into the toilet. It was totally undigested, but chewed, pizza. I'm guessing I vomited about 5 of the 15 slices. That is a lot of chunky pepperoni and cheese goodness, my friends.
It didn't flush, and I just left the bathroom. The kids I was with who saw it didn't tell anyone else, but I'm guessing that anybody at the pizza party who saw that toilet would know how the floating crust got there.
I puked again when I got home.
Man, that was not a good time.
Pluvia's other account
Smash Master
In Primary School, I had this crush on a girl, I was always so shy around her I barely talked to her much. Almost every boy in our school fancied her, so she always quite popular.
Then, a few years back in my Second Year of High School, I happened to be sitting behind her and her friend in History. We all began talking, and it soon turned to who we used to fancy. I was talking about a completely different girl and said:
"Oh yeah, didn't she fancy me in Primary School?"
Unfortunately for me, they heard:
"Oh yeah, didn't you fancy me in Primary School?"
So her friend turned to her and said:
"You used to fancy him?"
And, to my utter shock, she went:
"Yeah.. but it was, you know, in Primary School and all that.. *Blush*"
I was gobsmacked! We were all shy for the rest of the conversation and avoided eye contact.
Then, a few years back in my Second Year of High School, I happened to be sitting behind her and her friend in History. We all began talking, and it soon turned to who we used to fancy. I was talking about a completely different girl and said:
"Oh yeah, didn't she fancy me in Primary School?"
Unfortunately for me, they heard:
"Oh yeah, didn't you fancy me in Primary School?"
So her friend turned to her and said:
"You used to fancy him?"
And, to my utter shock, she went:
"Yeah.. but it was, you know, in Primary School and all that.. *Blush*"
I was gobsmacked! We were all shy for the rest of the conversation and avoided eye contact.
Pluvia's other account
Smash Master
It's a British thing. That's why I said "Had a crush on" at the start, incase you didn't know what I was talking about. 
Nerd_of_the_Ages
Smash Rookie
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In elementary school, my pants ripped.
'Nuf said.
'Nuf said.
the.letter.y
Smash Cadet
~I'm a girl~
I was trying out for a part in a school play. I was walking up the stairs to the stage and tripped on the last one. I fell flat on my face in front of everyone >.<
EDIT: Just remembered this. Ken made me fail my History test >.< I was doing really good, until some question about religion...well, one of the answer choices was Hoangism. So I, having a short attention span, started wondering what Ken's religion would be like if he made one. I think my answer to an essay question had something to do with gay people, obesity, and peaches O.o
I was trying out for a part in a school play. I was walking up the stairs to the stage and tripped on the last one. I fell flat on my face in front of everyone >.<
EDIT: Just remembered this. Ken made me fail my History test >.< I was doing really good, until some question about religion...well, one of the answer choices was Hoangism. So I, having a short attention span, started wondering what Ken's religion would be like if he made one. I think my answer to an essay question had something to do with gay people, obesity, and peaches O.o
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
interesting topics for an essay... lol....
Wait, I'm not quite sure what that means.
Are you saying that Ken is a fat gay who worships peaches? I'd have to do some research before agreeing with you.
I've heard that girls are more creative than guys, but your essay's creativity there is off the charts...
Sorry about tripping on the stage, though. I tripped during the first public performance of a school play I was in. It was okay, though, because I was playing a really hyper, clumsy character, so I just acted like it was on purpose.
Lightshade
Smash Ace
You'd better. I'm so serious it herts.
hey
what's your number?It is stuff like that that drives females away from traditionally male things like video game forums.hey
Besides, you're 18 and she's 15.
I ought to report you.
(I'm only half-kidding).
You'd be either in college or a senior in high school. She'd be a sophomore or a freshman.
Maybe I'm strange, but, even at 17 (2 years older), I wouldn't go out with a 15-year-old, unless she was really mature. I have a 15-year-old sister which would make it seem weird to me.
Maybe I'm strange, but, even at 17 (2 years older), I wouldn't go out with a 15-year-old, unless she was really mature. I have a 15-year-old sister which would make it seem weird to me.
Yeah, but they're also like way older. There are huge differences in the maturity and life experience of teenagers just a couple years apart, but much less of a difference between 40-60-year-olds a few years apart.
This is the last post I'll have on the subject so I'll have less of a chance of getting in trouble for spamming.
This is the last post I'll have on the subject so I'll have less of a chance of getting in trouble for spamming.
GOTM
Smash Champion
i once had one of my straps hanging off my backpack tied to that same strap on my friends backpack. since he had study hall next and i had class, i made him carry both backpacks tied together to study hall hall and cut them apart, lol.
i guess it was more embarassing for him, but it was hilarious seeing him try and put one on his back with the weight of mine rendering that impossible, lmao
i guess it was more embarassing for him, but it was hilarious seeing him try and put one on his back with the weight of mine rendering that impossible, lmao
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
dude, hes just playing mind games with you...
I know, I know, but in his previous posts, he showed that he was one of those kids who would punch you in the face if you made an innocuous joke about his mom. That's why I think he might actually be serious, even though he sounds so silly!
Seriously, any help on this issue would be appreciated.
Bailey
Smash Hero
Had one today were I walked in all ready for school and stuff about twenty seconds in my hot chocolate happens to fall out of my hands going up stairs during the morning rush and land on a stair and splatter on like everyone there. I ran
Druggedfox
Smash Champion
Lol, thats kinda weird and funny =). Did you 2 ever start going out? You should have if u didnt just cuz that'd be awesome =).In Primary School, I had this crush on a girl, I was always so shy around her I barely talked to her much. Almost every boy in our school fancied her, so she always quite popular.
Then, a few years back in my Second Year of High School, I happened to be sitting behind her and her friend in History. We all began talking, and it soon turned to who we used to fancy. I was talking about a completely different girl and said:
"Oh yeah, didn't she fancy me in Primary School?"
Unfortunately for me, they heard:
"Oh yeah, didn't you fancy me in Primary School?"
So her friend turned to her and said:
"You used to fancy him?"
And, to my utter shock, she went:
"Yeah.. but it was, you know, in Primary School and all that.. *Blush*"
I was gobsmacked! We were all shy for the rest of the conversation and avoided eye contact.
Bailey
Smash Hero
That is funny when you find out that your crush liked you but you never knew because of being shy. That sucks.
Druggedfox
Smash Champion
Nice. Okay, Jammer had a question about this...correct? Well, let me explain it to everyone and the letter y will correct me if I am wrong. Btw, thanks for saying you are a girl, really clears things up =). Also @ Fluffy no flirting over video game forums please
Now, on to answering the question. Ken had a peach theory in his sig a while back, but I dont know if he still has it. His peach theory is that all peach players (probably referring to good ones) were either: 1)homosexual, 2)Fat, 3)White, 4)Fat and White
, or 5) I think there might have been one more, it might've been effeminate (as in a guy who kinda has some girlish qualities or acts as a girl but isnt really homosexual). Also, I referred to acting like a "girl"...I put quotes around "girl" because I am pointing out that I was referring to the stereotype of a girl... I realize not all girls are like. By stereotype, if you cant figure it out, I mean wearing make-up liking to brush their hair way too much etc.I hope I cleared up "the.letter.y's story which was awesome btw. It's not weird, but cool that you would write about Hoangims like that lol. I remember we had to do these "SAT practice problems" when I was a freshman and it was a problem that only the calculus students were getting right that day. I am good at math,so I solved it while in my Algebra 2 class (No, it wasnt a calculus problem, it was just particularly hard). So part of the problem involved the "cube" of a number, which I'm sure you know means a number to the third power (10^3). So we turn the answer in, and I was the only one who got it right. Turns out that instead of cube on my paper, I put gamecube =) I also accidentally put the word controller in their somewhere. Of course since I got the answer right, the teacher didnt get particularly interrogative, but it was pretty funny when I got the paper back and I noticed that I wrote down gamecube =)
This just goes to show how important melee is in our lives.
Peace
P.S. I posted twice because I dont know how to put 2 quotes in one post... I'm a n00b =)
P.S.S. This time I did not post a wall of text, I had paragraphs
(Kinda)
Mr.Lombardi34
Smash Ace
Lol. Did you get cursed at/chased/thrown heavy metal objects at?
Lightshade
Smash Ace
Lul, mind gaming people is seriously fun stuff. If your style in SSBM is anything like your personality and mental toughness, you'd better throw down the towel before you get hert mang.
A slightly similar thing happened to me a while ago.
There was a question on the test like "f(x) = x^2; what is f^-1(x)?" (but a lot harder--I'm just trying to give a simple example). Then it said "g(x) = f^-1(x); what is g(f^-1(x))?" There was a lot of space to show your work, but the answer is obviously "f(x)" (if you've gotten this far in math), so I put down "f(x)" as the answer, and I showed my work with the word "duh."
I wish I hadn't because the teacher made a big deal about how I wrote "duh" on the test. It was pretty embarrassing, especially since many of the kids didn't understand how inverse functions work.
Also, since I usually finish tests in like half the time I'm given, I spend the rest of the time fooling around by drawing the teacher pictures. I couldn't tell you how many times I've drawn someone bicycling on a species population graph.
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
hahaha... yea doodling is something i do on papers and such too... i cant think of anything embarrassing though... o well, maybe in a while i will...
notftomearth7
Smash Lord
I had really baggy pants on today and they kept slipping down. Luckly, the one time they fell downI was in the bathroom Still, people were looking at me funny
Still, people were looking at me funnyPustulio
Smash Ace
That reminds me of this time in I think 7th grade when this kid went to the bathroom and he was standing at the urenal. Someone pulled his pants off and then his butt and **** were hanging out, OMG the look on his face was priceless.
Another one is when I asked my Spanish teacher this year what "pinoche" meant and that wasn't the greatest idea in the world.
This one time in 9th people thought I was ****** this kid with down syndrome. You see someone had stolen his pants when he was taking a crap. He didn't want to go out naked so I gave help him out by going and letting him borow my gym shorts (I didn't have GYM that day) well someone came in while I was helping him put the pants on, yikes.
Another one is when I asked my Spanish teacher this year what "pinoche" meant and that wasn't the greatest idea in the world.
This one time in 9th people thought I was ****** this kid with down syndrome. You see someone had stolen his pants when he was taking a crap. He didn't want to go out naked so I gave help him out by going and letting him borow my gym shorts (I didn't have GYM that day) well someone came in while I was helping him put the pants on, yikes.
Woohoo, Pustolio actually gave us a good, embarrassing story! How long did the misunderstanding last, Pustolio? It seems like it's pretty easy to be misunderstood when you're trying to help out a person with disabilities because people think you must be taking advantage of them.
Also, what does "pinoche" mean? I could look it up, but I think I'd get more enjoyment by asking someone here, considering Pustolio wishes he hadn't asked his teacher.
Also, what does "pinoche" mean? I could look it up, but I think I'd get more enjoyment by asking someone here, considering Pustolio wishes he hadn't asked his teacher.