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The most embarrassing thing you've ever done at school
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Mr.Lombardi34
Smash Ace
Once I had a stident teacher...she was really hot...
I was in fourth grade and sitting down, so she comes over and bends down in this (way to low for 4th grade) cut dress. I saw them. I was quite confused at the time 0_o
I was in fourth grade and sitting down, so she comes over and bends down in this (way to low for 4th grade) cut dress. I saw them. I was quite confused at the time 0_o
Endless Nightmares
Smash Master
I have mild Tourette's (mine is nothing compared to my older brothers o_o) which might explain why I sometimes violently wake up from my sleep (see previous story WAAY back somewhere).
I used to think I had OCD but I easily rid myself of those habits and rituals.
I used to think I had OCD but I easily rid myself of those habits and rituals.
Did you like just get diagnosed like 5 minutes ago?
Why didn't you say so before (I remember your story).
My friend has Tourette's (or something very similar). Sometimes he repeats the last word you or he said a few times. He can't help it and it's really embarrassing for him.
Sometimes when he gets nervous he just whispers one word over and over without even noticing it.
notftomearth7
Smash Lord
So THAT's What the Five Knuckle Shuffle means! **** YOU JOHN CENA
Anyway, some stupid kid was singing "If You're Happy and you Know it" in my Geo B class. Once he said, "If you like boys clap your hands." I'm straight but I wasn't paying attention and I clapped my hands.
You know when you say the thing that you wanna keep in your head outloud? This is the product...
If you're semi-******** and you know it clap your hands.
If you're semi-******** and you know it clap your hands.
If you're semi-******** and you know it your test scores will surely show it if uou're semi-******** and you know it clap your hands
Yes I said that....out loud...and unbeknownst to me at the time, I head my thumb pointed at the teacher.
Pustulio
Smash Ace
Lightshade, just shut up, you're not funny. You are coming up with completely irrational stories and saying they are the best. Then someone denies it happened and you insult someone else and change what you really meant. So like you said to that one guy, "I'm sure you went to college".
Lightshade as my 8th grade Pre-Algebra teacher once said "It is better to be thought and idiot than to open your mouth and leave no doubt.".
Lightshade as my 8th grade Pre-Algebra teacher once said "It is better to be thought and idiot than to open your mouth and leave no doubt.".
Hey, I just wanted to completely debunk Lightshade's soda story.
It is impossible, no matter how much soda you drink, to excrete soda through your urethra. The kidneys take the water from your bloodstream and put it in your bladder. Most of the sugar stays, unless if you're diabetic.
Anyway, what I'm saying is that there isn't one pipe that takes liquids from your mouth to your bladder. There's the whole digestive system in the way.
Not that anyone believed you, anyway.
Also, you're 16 years old? You're acting like a 9-year-old.
FALSE. After drinking the soda, it will go into your digestive system. In your small intestine, most of the sugar and other stuff will be absorbed into your bloodstream. In the large intestine, most of the water will be absorbed into your bloodstream.
It is impossible, no matter how much soda you drink, to excrete soda through your urethra. The kidneys take the water from your bloodstream and put it in your bladder. Most of the sugar stays, unless if you're diabetic.
Anyway, what I'm saying is that there isn't one pipe that takes liquids from your mouth to your bladder. There's the whole digestive system in the way.
Not that anyone believed you, anyway.
Also, you're 16 years old? You're acting like a 9-year-old.
Endless Nightmares
Smash Master
lol because my Tourette's isn't physical, it's vocal. That's why I didn't really suspect it. It's a somewhat annoying "HMM" sound that I make in my throat. Most people don't notice it because I'll hold it in or disguise it on a cough or something. My parents know about it because my brother has it really bad (physical and vocal tics) but most other people I know don't know I have it =P
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
lol... yea i pretty much already disproved his story... but you did a much better job...
o yea, lightshade, i havent gone to college yet...im still a senior in high school, but next year i plan to go to carnegie mellon university in PA (since you seemed interested in my education for some reason...)
Megavitamins
Smash Champion
I don't know why but I'm starting to check this thread more often.. and I just remeber something my friend did in 5th grade.
We had a really nice sub and the teacher (absent) told him to give us work to do alone. But, he lets us work in groups anyways. So of course were not doing our work and just talking about stuff. Somehow the conversation shifts to... umm... pictures that make you "happy". So my friend doesn't know what this means, so we all tell him to ask the sub. He goes up, and the sub just tells him to ask his parents. The next he came in and yelled at us... Apparently he did ask his parents.
We had a really nice sub and the teacher (absent) told him to give us work to do alone. But, he lets us work in groups anyways. So of course were not doing our work and just talking about stuff. Somehow the conversation shifts to... umm... pictures that make you "happy". So my friend doesn't know what this means, so we all tell him to ask the sub. He goes up, and the sub just tells him to ask his parents. The next he came in and yelled at us... Apparently he did ask his parents.
Lightshade
Smash Ace
That's nice, I don't really care MattDel.
I once kicked a garbage can into a kid with down syndrome and laughed at it.
I once kicked a garbage can into a kid with down syndrome and laughed at it.
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
lol... good one... at least the kid knows now! hahaha
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
now there's a pretty funny story! too bad for the poor kid who probably couldnt defend himself though...
EDIT: crap sorry about the double post.. i didnt even realize it until after i posted this...
Lightshade
Smash Ace
Yeah, I did it on purpose too, so it's not really that embaressing.
Pustulio
Smash Ace
Lightshade that is not funny by any stretch of the imagination. Just because he has a handicap does not mean you should pick on him.
Lightshade you need to stop coming up with this stuff. I bet you didn't kick the trash can. You're trying to impress everyone over the internet of all places.
Lightshade you need to stop coming up with this stuff. I bet you didn't kick the trash can. You're trying to impress everyone over the internet of all places.
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
i should probably tell you that i was being sarcastic... its really not that funny to pick on kids like that... you probably should be a little embarrassed...
Lightshade
Smash Ace
I think it's funny.
-You don't have to believe me. I honestly don't care if you do.
-Because you know me personally, yeah right.
-O.K. Because I'd go to a gaming forum and try to impress people, yep. Sure. right. okay. you got me there. I'd go to a gaming forum where it's so big no one knows who I am and this community cannot start a meme if it tried. alright. I'd go here and NOT the clock crew (which I am known there) or 4chan or Something Aweful or YTMND or Newgrounds or something like that. Besides, saying **** like that only makes me look like an obnoxious arse, I don't care wether I impress anyone or not.
Ah, now it all makes sense.
And just so you know, lots of people lie to impress people they don't even know. Just knowing someone thinks you did something cool, even if they don't know you personally, is a big ego booster.
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
meme? i have not idea what that is...
Lightshade
Smash Ace
You don't deserve to be on the internet anymore.
MattDel
Smash Apprentice
*sigh*... just because i don't happen to know one word?
please stop this nonsense... it's getting a bit laughable, to be honest
Lightshade
Smash Ace
It's the fact that you act like you know more about the interwebs then I do when you don't even know the word, "meme?"
Please, stop right there. It's getting laughable.
Please, stop right there. It's getting laughable.
Lightshade
Smash Ace
-Maybe at intelligence in general, and I don't doubt that right to exist either, but "meme" is a real term.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/meme
Figuring that I have correct sources, "meme" is actually a very important cultural word. My god, haven't you ever been to 4chan or Something Aweful?
Lightshade
Smash Ace
It can be used as an internet term. And anyone who denies that the internet has it's own sub culture is an idiot. Thus, is applies to this sub culture.
The form of culture found on the internet is a terrible attempt created by the rejects of society. 4chan and Something Awful are prime examples of that. I never said Meme couldn't be an internet term, but that it itself didn't relate to the internet, as you where presenting it.
Pustulio
Smash Ace
Obviously it is not an important word in our culture or else somebody here besides the almighty Eor (voted most intelligent last year I believe) would've understood it.
Lightshade we know what you're doing. If you aren't going to give up Eor may as well give you the porno ban. lol
Back on topic though:
I once was caught off-gaurd by this girl I kinda liked. Wow that was embarassing.
Lightshade we know what you're doing. If you aren't going to give up Eor may as well give you the porno ban. lol
Back on topic though:
I once was caught off-gaurd by this girl I kinda liked. Wow that was embarassing.
Oh man this thread is totally off topic guys.
I guess the most embarrassing thing Lightshade has done is come into Smashboards and act like it was 4chan. This ain't 4chan, Lightshade. We try to be nice here and not act like jerks.
EDIT: Whoops Pustulio just snuck in there. "I once was caught off-gaurd by this girl I kinda liked. Wow that was embarassing"? What does that mean, "caught off-guard"?
I guess the most embarrassing thing Lightshade has done is come into Smashboards and act like it was 4chan. This ain't 4chan, Lightshade. We try to be nice here and not act like jerks.
EDIT: Whoops Pustulio just snuck in there. "I once was caught off-gaurd by this girl I kinda liked. Wow that was embarassing"? What does that mean, "caught off-guard"?
Pustulio
Smash Ace
Way to go Jammer, I agree!
I just thought up another story, imagine that.
I once was caught by my teacher on a restricted website and then I had to alpebetize all of the papers (more than 30, big class). I was late for my 4th hour.
I just thought up another story, imagine that.
I once was caught by my teacher on a restricted website and then I had to alpebetize all of the papers (more than 30, big class). I was late for my 4th hour.
MysticKenji
Smash Master
Restricted as in...?
brawlpro
Smash Master
Wouldn't they just suspend you for that?
omfgomfg
Smash Lord
Today, I was forced to set up the chairs in a class because I was early and the first one there. They were all jumbled up too because the band was playing in there last period..
No, we don't go to websites where dumb ******* kick trash cans to other *******.
Pustulio
Smash Ace
We were supposed to be looking up info on a spanish speaking athlete (mine was Jorge Posada) I hopped on here to check the Pool Room and he said it was restricted.
Lightshade
Smash Ace
-I clearly know this isn't 4chan, or anything like it. I hate 4chan with a passion. But a lot of meme's do tend to form there.
-I'm going to drop the subject, because I see no sense in argueing anymore. It's just ********. I have common sense and I know that this was all pointless.
Pustulio
Smash Ace
Lightshade, you obviously don't have common sense or you would've chosen to accept the fact that nobody believed your stories and thus they weren't funny. If you would've accepted that instead of being arrogant about false stories that aren't really that funny then this never would've come to be.
AsILayDying
Smash Apprentice
yeah, lightshade's stories sucked...
a lot
a lot
Heh, I'm always on here during school. We have computers in a bunch of my classes. I just sit in the back and go on a few sites; Smashboards takes up almost as much school computer time as Wikipedia (they unblocked Wikipedia--Yay!).
I have to type really quietly though. As long as I don't disturb the class, my teachers basically let me do whatever I want.
Pustulio
Smash Ace
Yeah our filter is down so I'm free to browse the web.
I get on during English, Spanish and Business Law all the time.
English is only once a week. Spanish maybe once every other week.
Business Law, every other day because the classroom is a comp. lab.
I get on during English, Spanish and Business Law all the time.
English is only once a week. Spanish maybe once every other week.
Business Law, every other day because the classroom is a comp. lab.