Am I too late for the church of Lucario? I got the Commandments and everything!
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE CHURCH OF LUCARIO
1.Thou shalt accept Lord Lucario as thy one true main. Using Him is a privilege so if thou mains Him, thou shalt consult the ancient tome of Pope Milln, The Better Lucario Official Guide/Faq/Database (Now with Updates! And Jazz Hands!)
2.Thou shalt manage thy Aura. If thy Aura is low, combo thy adversary. If thy Aura is high, knock thy adversary’s lights out.
3.Thou shalt charge thou Aura Sphere. It will damage all heretics in it’s path and shall be thy most useful tool. Use it well, but not too often, or thou faces the risk of Reflector/Bucket/Cape/Franklin Badge
4.Thou shalt perform thy Lord’s Car Dance whenever it is appropriate. If not, thou faces the wrath of Lord Lucario, Pope Milln and the many followers of thy one true Lord.
5.Thou art recognised as a True Lord Lucario devout whenst thou purchases thy Lord’s T-Shirt designed by His favoured thread: The Lucario Chat Room.
6.Force Palm Chain Grab can drive back the evil serpent that worms it’s way into thy mind. Resist the lure of the Snake with the viciousness of a Lucario.
7.Double Team a Smash Spammer. They deserve it and will reward you in the next life. IF Lord Lucario even allows them to have a next life.
8.If thy adversary falls to thou, use the Up Taunt. It gains you favour with thy Lord and lets thy adversary know just who they were futilely trying to best.
9.DAir Curbstomp is the smex. Use thy moves well and victory shall follow
10.Thy Lord Lucario is absolute Bad ***. Even when Pink, On Fire, Wearing Pika’s Headband and Balancing A Cup Of Styrofoam Water On His Tail.
So how are they?