smallwolf24
Smash Journeyman
just the spamming part and the fact that I edgehog are funny ones IMO
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Your =/= you'reI got one. "You use grab, and sheild!?! YOUR A CHEATER!!!" This actually happened. -_-;
I know some people who have complained of not getting their personal costume of choice for the character. I once did a online tournament and one kid demanded a rematch againist me because he wasnt dark link.
That is ****ing hilarious.My friend said he lost due to the fact that he has premature ejaculation.
Best john eva. Stop maining ZSS.My friend said he lost due to the fact that he has premature ejaculation.
I swear on anything that this happened, I know the guy, he was convinced that he was better then me and for 3 days after the tourney he proceeded to make excuses, that just happened to be the funniest one he said^^^ Unless that Noob was joking this has to be fake. Either that or, this guy just three stocked a blind dude....
I still think this is the greatest john of all time.The black orb at the bottom of final destination was disrupting my play.
And people who think that usually aren't good to begin with.Some people consider using the C-stick (as opposed to direction + A) cheap.
I just don't get it.
Scrubs like those are the scrubs I hate.And people who think that usually aren't good to begin with.
On topic: Because I won a tournament at a friend's house with Sonic (Stalling one match to my win, there was no rule against it, hehe), everyone wanted to beat me. After the tournament, I won 6 matches in a row against my 6 friends. Minutes later, someone starts saying, "Ok, I think me, and [this other guy] are the best smash players here."
I pipe up and say, "Wait a second! I just beat all of you in a row! I'm not even in the running!?"
He says, "No, because you edgehog."
>=/
I didn't have any money on me at the time. Otherwise, that sounds like an excellent idea!Scrubs like those are the scrubs I hate.
You should have said "$20 MM? No edgeguarding?"
Thats what I do, and it works ^_^
$10 sounds a bit much for me, i'm not a gambler. I'll bring $5 extra and go from there.Well take an extra 10 bucks for MM's to tourneys when you go.
And when people challenge you at big tourneys, bring a list and confront them at the tourney.
except this is actually a legitimate excuse for losing a match lol. People used to do that to me all the time."My controller was unplugged." I used this one once, but only because my friend actually did unplug my controller. lolz
lol That's mostly Psychic Knees right? XD He johns way too much.Lol my brothers:
"Holy crap, Sonic has no lag"
"Wow, they need to give Sonic some laggy attacks"
"**** you and your cheapass chaingrabbing" (Note: I don't overly abuse chaingrabing when I play DDD, only if I'm horribly losing, which is rare.)
"Wow, it is impossible to kill Jigglypuff"
Though I'll admit, I'm guilty of stage johning way too much.
lmfao next i make a thread i'll be sure to use proper english. for you, others, and as well as me when having to type a essay, but im just too used to it xDjohns are stupid in competetive matches. If they say "I only lost because I was using a low tier", you should say "well, maybe you should have used a high tier".
And please Blackanese, (this isn't meant to offend) could you use proper english. I hate reading b/c and u and y. Its annoying
LMFAO oh man, go 2 a tourney and im sure youll see at least 1 guy complain due 2 the fact he/she lostI've never even heard of "johns" being used as excuses for losing.... Is this a recently invented word or something????????????
lmfaoo i seen some1 having that as a sig xDD. i love inui though that sexy beast x]inuis got the best jonh right now
"i sucked today man yesturday i climbed this freaking mountain im dead man...."lolol sirus bizniz jonhs
Meh I don't know. While cold hands definitely affects your gameplay, I still think it's a bit of a lame excuse. Although less lame than others...Cold hands is the ONLY legal john.
You must play Brawl like its a turn based RPG, take turns hitting, no combosHere's one:
"Stop trapping me so I can't move or do anything!!!"- Friend
"What do you mean?"- Me
"You know! Where you keep hitting me! It's annoying!"- Freind
"WTF? You mean combos?"- Me
"Call it whatever you want just stop!"- Friend
Wow. A new breed of noob. The "no combo" noob.
I have, don't do it, seriously"I haven't eaten all day". What does that mean? Who shows up to a tournament hungry?