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The Ganliest of the Ganons

Heartstring

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i watch MLP and then promptly squash the souls of falco mains with ganondorf...MERELY MINUTES APART
 

Xubble

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Do you keep those souls? I make the finest Falco-main-soul soup, and I could use some more souls for a nice batch.
 

Heartstring

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well i only gathered two before other better players wanted to challenge the ganon, i have a nice bowl of MK souls and one IC soul.
i guess i could share, not sure they travel via computer though
 

Supreme Dirt

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Perhaps.

But what kind of real man gives 2 ****s about what others think about? None of them.
If a guy is being all effeminate and such, or flamboyant, it's obvious he doesn't give 2 ****s about what anyone thinks of him.

A true man acts like who he is, no matter what that is nor what anyone thinks of him. If you're trying to act all stereotypically macho and such when you're not, then you're no man, merely someone who allows what others think to change who they are.

Does Ganon change who he is just because of others? **** no. He's gonna be conquering everything and just generally being a badass no matter what. You got an issue with that? He gonna **** you up.

/rambling rant of ramblingness.
 

Bahamut777

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I'm so manly that the sight of my manly silhouette keeps the Sun turned on at the orgasm point.
 

Heartstring

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Perhaps.

But what kind of real man gives 2 ****s about what others think about? None of them.
If a guy is being all effeminate and such, or flamboyant, it's obvious he doesn't give 2 ****s about what anyone thinks of him.

A true man acts like who he is, no matter what that is nor what anyone thinks of him. If you're trying to act all stereotypically macho and such when you're not, then you're no man, merely someone who allows what others think to change who they are.

Does Ganon change who he is just because of others? **** no. He's gonna be conquering everything and just generally being a badass no matter what. You got an issue with that? He gonna **** you up.

/rambling rant of ramblingness.
by this logic, ponies=manliness
i like it
 

Divilenta

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Epic thread revival go

As in the picture below you can see that most of my manliness is contained within my hair. Last summer I had to keep it in a hat at all times or it would strangle random pedestrians. IT CANNOT BE TAMED.



Another picture from last summer.
 

Heartstring

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im digging the floral print floral print trousers

also you and your dad have incredibly likeness. compared to the the fact i look like nothing within my family (thank god)
 

Divilenta

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Real men wear v-necks.

Also those are Hawaiian shorts, I love them to death <3

And that's actually my grandfather, his wife on the far left, my sister between me and our grandfather. I do look a lot like my dad though. It's really uncanny and a little creepy.
 

Heartstring

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ah okay, i thought it was your grandad. but theres always the chance that they could have been your parents and had you guys late. i figured i should play safe
 

DLA

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I was going to make a joke about me not having a father because I'm the first male born to the gerudo tribe in 200 years, but that raised an interesting question...

How do the gerudos reproduce? The only answer I can think of is that Ganondorf impregnated his own mother before he was even conceived.

:phone:
 

Xubble

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Or maybe the Gerudo are like praying mantises. The male impregnates the female, and then the females eat the male. O_o

No wonder Ganon wants to get the hell out of the desert.
 

Heartstring

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I was going to make a joke about me not having a father because I'm the first male born to the gerudo tribe in 200 years, but that raised an interesting question...

How do the gerudos reproduce? The only answer I can think of is that Ganondorf impregnated his own mother before he was even conceived.

:phone:
Seemslegit.jpg

wait, is that actually canon?
 

DLA

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Yeah it is canon. Males are born to the gerudo tribe once every 100 years... I just said 200 because the last male Gerudo before Ganondorf was so much less manly than Ganondorf that you can't even consider him a male.

But yeah I did some research and apparently Gerudo women have to kidnap other men in order to reproduce. Apparently **** runs in the family...who would have guessed.

:phone:
 

Heartstring

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Yeah it is canon. Males are born to the gerudo tribe once every 100 years... I just said 200 because the last male Gerudo before Ganondorf was so much less manly than Ganondorf that you can't even consider him a male.

But yeah I did some research and apparently Gerudo women have to kidnap other men in order to reproduce. Apparently **** runs in the family...who would have guessed.

:phone:
so wait...gerudo are natural born talents at ******...
this makes so much sense now it hurts

i noticed this seems to have become our new social somehow
 

Divilenta

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Yeah I believe one of the gossip stones tells you that Gerudo women go into castle town to find mates. That's how they reproduce, which means Ganon is _at least_ half Hylian.
 

Xubble

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But if all Gerudo reproduce that way, wouldn't that imply that the Gerudo side of the inherited genetics would eventually become negligible?

Gerudo + Hylian = Half breed
Half breed + Hylian = 3/4 Hylian
3/4 Hylian + Hylian = 7/8 Hylian

Doesn't seem the Gerudo would make it past the 100 year mark. >_>
 

Xubble

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Maybe the male gets his freak on with every single hot Gerudo chick in the desert, and the one that gets to conceive the next male has to be prego for 100 years.
 

Heartstring

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Maybe the male gets his freak on with every single hot Gerudo chick in the desert, and the one that gets to conceive the next male has to be prego for 100 years.
maybe..
the male of the gerudo tribe lives for a REALLY long time, i mean ganon is always the 'bad' guy in LoZ but we know that there are many different incarnations of link throughout the timeline, yet its always the same ganon, perhaps a gerudo male lives for many hundreds of years in order to keep the bloodline pure?

damn im good
 

Xubble

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I dunno, I think Ganon is more of an outlier. I figured that living forever (in the absense of Master Swords and Light Arrows) was due to his possession of the Triforce of Power.
 

Supreme Dirt

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Time to test whether I can direct link pictures from FB.


Does that picture actually appear for not-me people? We'll see.

Just a generic profile pic from fb.
 
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