The Ganliest of the Ganons

[Vermanubis]

Think of this as a remake of the Manliest Ganons thread.

If you're a Ganon main, or are subservient (well, everyone is subservient to Ganon, but this is a treat for those who willfully admit it) to the King of Evil, then impart the profoundest of fears into the hearts of all who bear witness to your execrated visage. Show your fellow Ganons the tempestuous maelstrom that is your divine fervor!

Pictures are the preference, but videos are more than welcome. However, the video must contain footage of you doing something exceedingly Ganonic/manly in nature. If your picture/video is not Ganly enough, I will promptly issue a 666 eternities ban on you, and by ban, I mean violently rend you into nonexistence. I need to FEEL the exuding testosterone cloying the ether. Only the Ganliest will survive and be immortalized in eternal glory. WE ARE THE QUINTESSENCE OF MEN. WE WILL NOT TOLERATE LADY-BOYS, NANCIES, PANSIES, YELLOWBELLIES, CHICKENS, COWARDS, SALLIES, CURS, FRAIDY-CATS, LILY LIVERS, POLTROONS OR MILQUETOASTS.

Rules:

-Must be manly

BEGIN!

 

[Vermanubis]

Vermanubis:

They didn't stand a chance. As they faced the ineffable might and bore witness that not even the grandest fool could deny, they accepted their demise--full submission to the all-encompassing, inexorable power.

 

[-DR3W-]

LOL Verm, so beast

 

[Vermanubis]

 

[Exalted]

I shall trump your poor display of manliness! Mark my woooords!

 

[AxelSlam]

holy **** verm your sig is the manliest sig on the internet

 

[Vermanubis]

I am appalled at the lack of manliness. I guess I was wrong to put faith in you all! +

 

[Exalted]

This post has been rendered obsolete as of yesterday.

 

[Heartstring]

ropelight for the dark dive/jab effect
also, wheres the manly chest hair?

 

[Vermanubis]

We have three men so far--who's man enough to show the world their hideous visage?

 

[Exalted]

More like 2 and a half men, since I am still not of age.

 

[Heartstring]

well, i only became of age today(yesterday to me) technically so it doesnt matter much XD
also, i suggest putting the images in the first/second post.

 

[Vermanubis]

Age is irrelevant in the realm of the 'Dorf.

In the realm of the 'Dorf, manhood is validated by dedication to Evil--nothing else.

@GP: I will. I'm just waiting for more pictures before I do it.

 

[Heartstring]

i see. well lets hope we get more active 'ganons' then the three of us XD

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

Posted at Verm's discretion

 

[Vermanubis]

I meant post a picture you daffy ****!

 

[Exalted]

Daffy Duck?

 

[Supreme Dirt]

Why is "duck" censored there Verm?

Also y'all know I'm still a Ganon at heart.

I'll post a picture if I ever find my camera.

 

[Prawn]

no offense but verm takes the manly cake compared to these guys

 

[Exalted]

None taken.
It's to be expected, I mean just look at the dude.

 

[-Mars-]

verm... dude. even the dorf uses shampoo and conditioner sometimes.

 

[Vermanubis]

verm... dude. even the dorf uses shampoo and conditioner sometimes.

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my beautiful locks.

 

[-Mars-]

....you dont hear text, maybe dem greasy locks' roots have grown into your brain and your just thinking the sounds of jiffy lube hair.

 

[Vermanubis]

....you dont hear text, maybe dem greasy locks' roots have grown into your brain and your just thinking the sounds of jiffy lube hair.

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my beautiful locks.

I haven't drilled anybody with an infraction in a while, so by all means, continue!

 

[-Mars-]

sounds like theres salt in there too. i know of a really good hair dresser in your area, he can work with almost anything, he is why we can travel the mangroves of the amazon safely, do want?

 

[-Mars-]

you activated my trap card.

making vermanubis butthurt = more ganly than vermanubis.

makes perfect sense since ganny is black and im black.

readin out of gerudo all day eryday.

 

[holyv]

never post shirtless photos EVER AGAIN

 

[Supreme Dirt]

Never post in the Ganon boards ever again.

 

[Makke]

......................

 

[Heartstring]

other ganons need to post pictures
also, im currently growing my manly beard ,ill post another image when it gets to a visible thickness

 

[Supreme Dirt]

I'd post a picture, but it wouldn't be pretty.

I weight about as much as a train full of fat people.

Spoiler

I may be exaggerating a little

 

[Noobicidal]

I'd post a picture, but it wouldn't be pretty.

I weight about as much as a train full of fat people.

Spoiler

I may be exaggerating a little

You just have more to love!

 

[DLA]

why not.

 

[Vermanubis]

LOOOL


SO GOOD!

DLA, I love you!

 

[Heartstring]

holy****what
nice manarms

 

[DLA]

I gotta admit i'm happy with how that picture turned out lol.

it was taken after a hard day of physical labor in front of Ganon's castle (the one suspended over an active volcano)

 

[Exalted]

DLA > Verm.

 

[Heartstring]

yknow, i need to start training for arm wrestles in the ganonic apex evening
curse my leg based muscular build, are we allowed tug o war in the hotel room? id win that

 

[Vermanubis]

DLA is just... his beauty.

I don't think I've ever.

 

[Exalted]

The hair (on his head, too) really pulled it together.