I take some of the bread that's unopened and use it as food I can eat for the next few hundred floors, but I don't trust the raccoons trying to sell me jewerly.
Dammit, I knew trying to type that thing on mobile would fail. Well, I fixed it if that changes any response.
Floor 303:
It's a Smash Ball shaped cake in the middle of the room. The candles are lit and people are singing Happy Birthday. The calendar in the background clearly says "January 21st, 2019" (if that's your actual Birthday, pretend its not).
As each singer comes into view, you see they're wearing various costumes as if it was a Halloween party nine months in advance. Costumes that stand out to you include a man with a Mario Hat riding a Yoshi, a man that went overboard with cosplay of Simon Belmont, a woman wearing a sexy Zero Suit Samus costume, and a line of three business persons (one man wearing boxing gloves, another holding a sword, and a woman wearing an arm cannon). It's clear that the costumes are Smash Bros themed.
Soon after, they sing the third line of the happy Birthday song with "Happy Birthday dear Smash Bros". You look down at your own hands and realize your actually in Sakurais body. Not yourself. What do you do?