The Elevator Game

[Kirby Dragons]

Find a way to free everybody.

Floor 238: A laser beam shooting right at you.

 

[Ganondorf My MAN]

Hah! That does nothing to Ganondorf, my MAN!!

Floor 239: Ganondorf’s Castle!

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Throw Ganondorf out and overthrow him as king.

Floor 240: An alien invasion.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Let's see.......should I get help from Ellen Ripley, the cast of Independence Day, Gordon Freeman, Samus Aran, Master Chief, or all of the above? Or maybe I'll just leave and hope that Earth's bacteria take them out naturally.

Floor 241: A room containing copies of numerous beta versions of several different Nintendo games.

 

[Zinith]

Look for the Yoshi's Island beta and ignore everything else

Floor 242: A furry convention

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Shake my head and sigh.

Floor 243: You're inside the internet.

 

[Schnee117]

Delete 4chan, NeoGAF and all the other ****hole safe havens from existence. No one of worth will miss them.

Floor 244: You're inside a hideo Kojima game.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Hijack Metal Gear Ray and destroy the previous floor Schnee117 failed to delete.

Floor 245: A small dark room with only a dim light-bulb in the ceiling and a cardboard box with Solid Snake inside of it.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Lift up the box to see if the "!" effect still somehow occurs, alert sound effect included. Either way, I'll be sure to make it clear to Snake that I'm not an enemy.

Floor 246: A seemingly endless hallway, with the elevator being your only exit. Every door in the hallway contains one of also seemingly endless identical empty rooms, and as soon as you step out of the elevator, it sounds like you're being closely followed, yet, whenever you turn around to look, nothing is there.....

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Get back in the elevator and call the police

Floor-3.14 the beginning of the universe with the elevator being in the center of time and space

 

[FirestormNeos]

"Neato" *gets back in the elevator*

Floors 251: You're in Ilex Forest. Celebi is suing Papa Smurf for property damage, attempted assault and terrorism, copyright infringement, and for heckling football players that kneel during the anthem.

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Run as far away from there as I can and get lost

Floor loss:you are in the loss meme

 

[smashfan666]

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Floor 253: an empty white void with only a lone, completely featureless person sitting in the center.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Even if it ain't something like Slender Man, completely featureless beings are never good sign.........so I'd get the hell out of there and move onto the next floor as fast as possible.

Floor 254: A small, perfectly square room with light bulbs on each side, containing a table at it's center with a bowl of freshly made popcorn. That's it.

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Eat the pop corn and let the elevator leave,I like it here
Floor 34 a void filled with many floating teleporting elevators and some disappear and some have other ppl in them.

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Round up the people, and form a team. We'll all escape the building together.

Floor 256: You're in a thick, hot pot of chili.

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Eat chilli while swimming out

Floor A113:school,but the students are adults and the kids are teachersreschool taught to adults by a baby

 

[Austria]

I would run and scream.

Floor 258: King Dededes dancin’

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Join him,he is probably really good

Floor 420:the grave yard of memes

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Dig up all the memes, and bring them with me.

Floor 260: You're in Teen Titans Go to the Movies.

 

[Austria]

I would be upset. I prefer original Teen Titans.

Floor 261: Fox and Falco Melee glory.

 

[Zinith]

Edgeguard them

Floor 262: An eating competition with Yoshi as an opponent

 

[Kirby Dragons]

Call Kamek and have him drive Yoshi away, so he gets disqualified.

Floor 263: A math nerd starts reciting the digits of pi.

 

[Austria]

Shall we just get duct tape?

Floor 264: Kirby Melee Glory.

 

[FirestormNeos]

Oh no. I hate Melee Kirby's running-a.

Floor 265: You have been entered into the Tekken 7 tournament at EVO 2018 under the nickname "XXX_Sephiroth420_XXX"

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Win,get hated on for hacking.

Floor 266:furry rave

 

[Blade of Evil's Bane]

I cover my eyes quick and frenetically push the elevator's button.

Floor 267: A party with all Smash characters (EveryDamnOne is here!).

Wario is waaaay too drunk and makes innapropriate sexist jokes to Bayonetta and Zero Suit Samus. Kirby and Dedede are eating all the pizza. Snake is trying to sneak out. Luigi and Mario are doing a Rock Paper Scissors contest to determine who's player one. Everyone else tries to stop a fight between Yoshi and Fox (apparently Fox said Yoshi wasn't even a real dinosaur or something).

 

[Zinith]

I'd stick up for Yoshi, then lead him to the food table where Kirby and Dedede are at because he's earned it.

Floor 268: Sakurai's office

 

[Blade of Evil's Bane]

(as if i knew just mentionning Yoshi would instantly summon you here Zinith )

I go to Sakurai's computer and open all Smashboards's character support threads (including Boshi's) and just point to the screen. Then i say in japanese: Get to work damnit... i mean please... Mister... Sakurai Sama. Sakurai smiles and says ok! so we all get back in the elevator filled with hype.

Floor 269: Team Rocket's Hideout ... Red is about to fight Giovanni

 

[FirestormNeos]

Use this as a conveinient excuse to escape to the Pokemon world.

Floor 270: You are now in the elevator with the Bear from Annihilation.

 

[Blade of Evil's Bane]

I give him back his face... he looks weird without it.

Floor 271: A convention of Bubsy fans

 

[Zinith]

Write in my notepad for the groundbreaking discovery of a gathering of creatures thought to be a myth...

Floor 272: The hotel from the Shining

 

[PeridotGX]

Leave ASAP

Room 273: Pink Diamond's human zoo.

 

[Manonymous]

I ask humans how they can talk in English while their family was taken away from Earth like 100 thousand years ago or something.

Floor 274 : A room filled with fireflies who want to teach you how to dance.

 

[FirestormNeos]

can they teach me the Thriller dance, though?

Floor 275: it's an AU Dunder Mifflin where all the employees are instead various Super Smash Bros characters, with being the AU's equivalent to Steve Carrel's character.

 

[Blade of Evil's Bane]

There's a meeting in the conference room, it's the Prison Snake speech:

I steal a bunch of office supplies for further use while everybody is busy listening to Prison Snake's rambling.

Then i run back to the elevator and push the button.

Floor 276: Time warp to E3 2052

 

[FirestormNeos]

Half Life 3 still not out, but the Deus Ex-themed celebration held in New York City was wonderful.

Floor 277: You wake up in a strange hotel bedroom wearing only your pajamas, hearing the fire alarm go off and the sounds of exchange gunfire and police yelling (you hear one of them shout "we must hold them off until [your name] wakes up!"). On the floor is a set of car keys you don't recognize, your phone, a backpack, a suit of armor that fits you, supplies for a week (including food, water, first aid kit, etc.), $500 and three weapons you are only able to take one of; your choices are:

• 2 handguns with silencers, lazer sights and a several cases of ammo,
• a bulletproof riot shield and electrified baton, or
• a magic wand and spellbook.

What do you do?

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

Go back to sleep.

Floor 278:
An alternate reality where many iconic video game characters have been brought to life.
The most notable examples include the entire cast of SSBU, but it's not limited to them.

 

[Zinith]

Find Yoshi and hug him!!!

Floor 279: Epcot, but real...

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

Heck yeah, I always wanted to live in an Epcot world.

Floor 280:
It's a hotel room where a Super Crown is sitting on the dresser, and Bowser is setting things up in the room.
As soon as you get there, Bowser puts on the Super Crown. Bowsette then asks you to join her.